 All right, so this is Arnold Farn calling a pet cleaning service to see if he gets pigs cleaned. Hello Riley, my name is Arnold. I call to see you clean animal. Yes. Yes. So I have a fewer pig. I have a six, seven large pig and I look to clean them. There's not a place to clean here. So I think can I perhaps bring my pig in for clean grooming here? What if one of the one of my pig look a lot like a dog similar size and quite hair pink hair on it look very similar. What if I bring that pig in? Only dogs. Why? Just because we've got dogs inside the salon so we can't have any other animals inside there. What if the other dog a tie, right? The other dog tie, you tie the other dog and I bring the pig in on harness and I'll hold him and everything and make it fairly easy. I do not have the cleaning. I do not have the cleaning tool here. You see, I do not have it at home. I need to have pig clean. You clean dog. Dog pig. Same thing. See inside our salon. There is around here. There's a lot of DIY wash it. I down the road from us. You can actually. Can I speak a supervisor? Come on now Riley. You put me on supervisor. I want to give you business. I want to give you money but you not clean my pig. Where policies say no pig clean? I say I do not see policy no pig clean. Yes Riley put me through manager. Yes. Hello Kim. My name is Arnold. I speak to staff. She very rude. She say something about you not clean my animal and I would like to speak to somebody who maybe can clean my animals for me. What breed of animal do you have? I have a pig. I have a six pig but I only want maybe the two big one clean. 100 kilo. The other one bit smaller but 100 kilo pig. Very important. I clean. My wife is sick. She cannot do it. She's sick in bed. So I need the pig cleaned by tomorrow for cell to butcher. Yeah Arnold I'm unfortunate. We wouldn't even have the facility in our grooming salon to. I see a dog. I see dog. Big dog. 100 kilo. Okay. Okay. Not 100 kilo. I have a 30 kilo pig. A little hairy one. I bring in similar size to dog. I could maybe bring that in a harness and take you could take it to a self wash those you know self wash dog. I know I know clean. I don't know. I don't know the clean. I don't know. I don't do that. That I pay. I happy to pay money. We can't help you. I happy to pay money. You listen here. I bring my pig. I bring my pig. Okay. You'll see. You'll see the size. You'll see the shape of it and flicking around at the front and I see if you like to clean it. I pay top price. I pay double if you like. I just need clean by tomorrow afternoon. You write that down tomorrow afternoon. I need clean. Write that down. Yeah. No. We can't help you. Pig a dog. The same thing. Pig a dog. The same thing. They might be the same size. The same. A dog does not know. A dog does not know what a pig is. A dog does think. Oh, there's a pink dog. Another pink dog there. Yeah. And there's certain pig breeds to a hunter dog. It's the same team in my country. You listen here. Okay. I come in. You write this down. Okay. I come in with a pig. I only bring the smaller one first and see. I come in with a harness and I will pay top price. You clean first thing morning. You write that down. First thing tomorrow morning. I bring my pig. My fresh pig. I help you, sir. Unfortunately, you will be wasting your trip here. You listen here. I've been getting my pig clean for five years. Five years of dog services. Where do you normally get your pig clean? We just moved to Blaisburg down in Sydney. The dog washer always cleaned the pig. No problem. Other dogs there. They don't even look. They don't even look over. They just smell it a bit. That's all. The dog don't mind. If a dog bite, a dog bite, it should not be getting a clean. Any other grooming salon, sir? So, I can recommend a couple for you if you want to try a different salon. So, Riley, you saw rule to me. I cannot believe I have a hundred dollar, a hundred dollar cash I gave you to clean my pig. It take maybe a 10 to 15 minutes. Just a shampoo, a little scrub and to clean the pig for a hundred dollar. It's very important. I have professional clean. My wife is sick. My wife is sick. I understand what you're telling me, but it doesn't change the outcome. Unfortunately. Okay. Well, you were making me fuss in my hand. I bring on my pig on my and we'll see tomorrow morning. I'll be there maybe 9 30 10. You write that down. 9 30 10 and you clean your pig. If you see the size and the shape of the pig, see it flicking around. We'll see if you like it. You can bring him down, sir, but the answer will still be the same. Okay. But bring him down. We bring him down and we see. Okay. Bring the pig tomorrow. I see in the morning. Okay. Okay. We'll see in the morning. Bye. Bye. That was so fast when you compare this dog and a pig is the same thing. There were certain words you said then that was truly, truly disgusting, but like incredible. Oh my God. I don't find his back and he is fine. Holy shit. All right. That was the prank call this week. Stay true to yourself and don't ever be rude any one man. It's a good thing to be nice in this world. It's crazy times out there. Stay safe and be strong and just remember that we were the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. The best. We're the best. A dioroul. No farts.