 okay there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee. Hasbro-Keyston Jersey Route 17 South I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill III commercial voiceover specialists and former NFL football quarterback for more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about maybe more madness who know who hell knows who the hell knows my Twitter if you want to look up the best commercial in history can you do that yeah I've had more people look at others if my god you're not kidding there's only shown once the Sennheiser Bush were Budweiser's called tribute and don't talk during and please don't talk for tribute and I was a Bush or Budweiser I gotta get but don't talk during it amazing amazing ad yeah and when it was wordless to told you no boys are gonna hit a hook and that's all you're going to get phenomenal oh my the whole the whole point didn't require didn't require any words my brother was telling me what he found out about DWI New Jersey they go they really go rough on your man they no no they lowered they they they lowered the percentage of alcohol it's like they said if you're if you if your cars park and you're leaning up against it or you're sleeping in a backseat a cop can can randomly make you take the breathalyzer test and guess what it's now it's like point zero zero zero one I said to him are you serious point zero zero zero one I said I said that's a microscopic amount of alcohol in your bloodstream I said so in other words a big man who can tolerate so if you have a beer or two does that mean that they could DWI you he says yes and then you got to go to all these seminars to you know hey Joseph how you doing I think everyone in this room has untapped potential what everyone in this room has untapped potential including prove it I don't know I'm not proving remember that was a Geico commercial prove it prove it I looked at no all the suckers in the room think they have it that paid the fee Tony Robbins wow he's dressed up hey Joseph you got a formal outfit on you got a suit on he's all in black but isn't that something microscopic amount of booze in your system and they can nail you and then you got a relink you got to give turn in your license and you know what I you know what I told you know what I told my brother they they're doing it to collect more revenue it's not the cops fall it's the people in Trenton politicians oh remind me I have an ice cold beer for in a car yinling you locker that India thing well I should know it out by now that's musty skunk skunky musky musty whatever you want to call it let's get football here I have I have a booze a live stream booze show I was invited to on my birthday Wednesday Taylor cream sharing it's gonna be on baseball has there ever been an arm like mine you know I saw the photo of yours that I enlarge of you have you getting ready to throw the football yeah the mustache back then so yeah I enlarge it and everything I love the run on the field even the other team the referees that'd be a great 8 by 10 for you to sign autographs on I have great respect for most of my teammates as well as my opponent I have great respect for most from the umpires and referees as well oh Jackie touch base with you today I used to love one other guys are all these other teams I want to play with you guys you have so much fun I made sure my team for my personality enjoy playing the game that's you know that's what we would tolerate that's what that's what Jesse Ventura said about doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie terminate terminator he says everybody has fun on the set I make sure everybody we're talking about yeah I said yeah I make sure they have fun yeah I mean I mean Schwarzenegger didn't didn't take life that seriously where he put he had to put everybody through hell to do a movie everybody had fun I made sure the guys enjoyed themselves but they worked out he you know Schwarzenegger had a gym brought a gym on a big trailer and everything like football nothing about football makes a guy look how small his laptop is must be very impoverished that man oh yeah yeah he's not there he's up look he's up there my that's a very high-tech strollers look how fancy they are he's scrutinizing something he's adjusting his lap probably has a wrong prescription it's like an undertaker you know how important magnesium is no it has over 400 functions different functions in a body that it is very important I want your good that's that was a smart move twice a day they call that a macro mineral I want you on this right away you know that's important for the heart and the nervousness everything that could be why you're tired a lot but you were diagnosed as having deficiency my mother my mother was told I had to take magnesium and he's not exactly the old welcome wagon when you walk over Joseph can you buy me something I would be funny but I would be no I want you when I do it I want you to carefully listen to his response I know what he's gonna say he's gonna shoo me away no but he's gonna shoo me away watch above us he's he's an elitist so you know he you know he shooed me like I was a mosquito like I was a nap again that you know like yeah yeah yeah it's okay it's okay this guy we know Joseph from McDonald's this this guy that we know Joseph from McDonald's the the Asian gentleman that supposedly does seminars is he extremely rude and without manners oh it wasn't it's not being shy about that answer he lack social skills incredibly does he lack social skills incredibly yes he does like it and do to certain extent do Indians also have this personality yeah yeah but try try try having a conversation with them that if they run a liquor store or convenience store and they have no sense of humor it's almost like they they don't they hate that we're white motherfuckers this Asian guy Joseph that we know from McDonald's extremely ice-cold in his own family look at that oh yeah but out of doubt was he just overall simply overly cold unemotional individual look how jumps right into the answer look at that I'm surprised he even got a phone call I I didn't know he was that important probably what he called that thing oh one night hundred sex sex line for an extra you get another one you know what I haven't seen in a while or what are you wearing you know they go what are you wearing Joseph what do you mean while it's probably some 600 pound hey I found out by going to wasn't the place of the girl used to go to the man where Jimmy Powers used to bounce on by near-bore path mark around route 17 south now the other dance club it'll come to me yeah there was there was there was one there and there was a girl who had the most nasal twang voice she'll ever hear in your life but she was pretty she was tall and pretty she was like but you know Pam dresser the nanny oh I couldn't she sound like her oh I could not but she was real pretty it doesn't matter voice actually it doesn't matter certain things will turn me off to a girl what but what you can be extremely unattractive as a female and have a ultra sexy voice that is that is possible for you have some old women doing these sex lines you don't know what they're like on the other or they're just you know just getting ready he's got seven people his hands are waving around like he's like he's gotta keep that straight this guy we know the Asian gentleman Joseph he gives these so-called seminars or speeches does he ever have even 10 people in his audience not even 10 is the most he's ever had seven even though he's given it away for free that's really is is Joseph's secrecy and miss mysteriousness is it due to the fact that he might be a spy from mainland China yes he's a spy from mainland China that the naked gun man getting water from the coffee no no I'm thinking of the naked gun I know you are this guy we know the Asian gentleman Joseph at McDonald's you see an Asian spy doesn't believe in you Jimmy it's just he likes playing with me the astral world likes playing with me you make a joke I'm not oh wow we'd be dangerous Luigi you can't do this all right well thank God we don't have the humidity we had last week I'm aware I don't think anybody's gonna take it you know what I do I watch yeah they come to the door they they come to the door the front door to let her in and he's like naked I came here to try to talk some sense of oh yeah naked I mean you know I mean first of all as an adult state line NBC does that yes right and then the cops are outside and he goes in with the microphone camera even anytime because when you leave you got all the cops in the bushes they swarm you well they're right they swarm you like your public enemy number one you're out there would try to get a minor that's right now but that's that's much worse than a John getting busted for prostitution that's that's much worse now look it's it's it's Nevada has no problem I'm sure they get good revenue from them but the health department has to actually certify those girls they have to get examined periodically and have to renew their their health department certificate they're bored of health certificate you know but the thing is though these people on date line if that was the line they're adults they're supposed to scrutinize and say how old you how old you do now if the girl now if the girl lies is that the if the girl lies about a rage is that the fourth no it shouldn't be because sometimes you don't know entramment is just the way it sounds I thought it was very clever the best you ever see some of these European commercials they're really they're really clever well this is the best ever how the tribute yeah I mean that's well must have must have aired from Lisa good solid week once once interesting well I'm surprised for a Monday that it's not like actually busier now for for a guy that is so focused on what he's doing you would think he actually gets paid to do seminars very strange I couldn't be a secret I couldn't be a psychologist I probably like I probably like I got a question about the insurance companies making you do the same thing over and over and over is it total nonsense that an insurance company makes you answer the same questions it's a total nonsense that an insurance company when they come to visit you make you answer the same questions as previous times when they've been there is it because a lot of people lie about their information status okay all right are they doing this just simply to protect themselves and keep everything is up the biggest cost yeah it's just those those those 15 signatures were a bit much but maybe it's probably why my doctor wants to make copies of my insurance cards oh this this strict DWY law in New Jersey with the percentage of blood alcohol are they doing this just to collect more revenue the the stricter laws for DWY blood alcohol in New Jersey it's just just is this just an excuse to collect more revenue by politicians oh interesting so it's kind of like cops that have a ticket quota is that true there you go without taxes our cigarettes in reality still incredibly low-price today interesting interesting yeah now does this also apply to the high price of hard liquor you know when I saw it when I saw rum in tequila in no rum rum rum in tequila when I went to Latin America a couple resorts it was like two to three dollars a bottle and over here it's over $20 a bottle it's insane it's it's absolutely insane what that what the politicians the price of alcohol and cigarettes of this country a total rule oh yeah yeah I had a feeling it's like it's like pro that they're ridiculous war prohibition in 1920s my god that's what people had fun sneaking around now the fact that they are obsessed with arresting moonshiners even today is that because they're not collecting taxes on the booze they want them they want their ah the politicians again boss hog Roscoe peach go ah they they're not getting any any revenue off the moonshine is that kind of like why prostitution is still illegal in most states they can't tax them like like recreational marijuana and medical marijuana which which which creates enormous revenues if I was to smoke I heard in in where Denver Broncos play I hear they wanted to sell brown cannabis brownies with cannabis and you know I mean that's legal no my sister did a lot she had the bong and everything in her room but they had yes she had the she had the water the bomb the water pipe let me ask you a question the when I go to the Middle Eastern store the hookah is I believe you do put water in it the way it's got all the tubes sticking out yeah yeah it's amazing how water no I'm sorry how smoke has the ability to go through water and be filtered by water they come out the other side is vapor in other words it actually it's it's kind of like the five science all of a sudden you never even try it no but it filters for almost 30 years no but you ever think I like how the hell is smoke I know about the song smoke on the water that was done done done I know but I'm saying it goes through the water it filters it and it comes out the other side smoke you know what but it's amazing it just doesn't matter I mean like winning like wow like wow Jay Jeepers mr. Wilson it just doesn't matter like when a person wins the Powerball Lottery 200 mil it just happens and then you go like this hey good for them bad for you because you didn't hit you didn't hit yeah but I tell you one thing financial independence takes a load of stress off your big time big time today so the days today so really modern like townhouses up near Mawa beautiful yes because you have you ever see the mountains in the background grand piano for summer river beautiful I've been in them they are nice I think that's the lower end of the Catskills that I've been to Harriman State Park I've been to the state parks you can't build there no sterling for you're familiar with sterling for me when I was in Mawa with IBM in the early 70s they moved wasn't there a Ford plant up there at one time yeah I think yeah I think and there's a Lincoln Tech technical school up there well that's why I'm 17 now you know why I know still there's a ski there's a ski slope there in a winter all mountain right and they do the Renaissance Festival that's a lot of fun very I used to go there and then it's like fun it's actually fun people live for this year around making their own costumes and outfits and everything yeah I even I even used to go to Brotherhood winery in now Washingtonville New York a lot of they love that it's really a pretty area they think they call that the Hudson Valley so so if somebody fell into shit they can literally buy a modern townhouse up there yeah are you leaving or you're gonna smoke oh you need any food okay this has been a mega live 21 production