My name is Andy Nowicki, and I am on the wrong side of history.
White lefty-liberal types today like to go on about how awful "bullying" is, but to hear them talk, so-called "History" is the biggest bully of all, and they LIKE him! They're egging him on, relishing how he beats up the nerds and outcasts who won't submit to his rule.
"You're on the wrong side of History, son!" they jeer. "You better get on the right side of History, or History's gonna kick your ass!"
You lefty-liberal types should admire me! I'm standing up the bully! Since you don't admire me, could this mean that you are contemptible sanctimonious hypocrites who are only against bullies when it favors your agenda to do so? One wonders... My name is Andy Nowicki, and I am on the wrong side of history.
So-called "History" commands that I conform to the dictates of the Zeitgeist. The Zeitgeist's anointed spokesmen inform me solemnly that race does not exist. They then go on to tell me—somewhat paradoxically-- that the white race is uniquely guilty of untold evils and wickednesses, and have no reason to celebrate their history or achievements. The Zeitgeist commands me to be ashamed of my skin color, my eye color, my heritage, my culture, my lineage, and concomitantly, reflexively to "celebrate" the "diversity" of other races.
I decline to obey on either count. I will neither grotesquely abase myself and deprecate my kind, nor brainlessly exalt or fetishize others. My name is Andy Nowicki, and I am on the wrong side of History.
So-called "History" compels me to see gender, like race, as nothing but a "social construct." Yet it also urges me, as a man, to bow before the anti-male mores of contemporary feminism, which demonize all expressions of traditional masculinity as inherently loathsome.
I decline to surrender. I refuse to submit my privates to the castrating harpies eager to un-man me. My name is Andy Nowicki, and I am on the wrong side of History.
Finally, so-called "History" hysterically implores that I accept and promote so-called "gay marriage," a ludicrous innovation that no one, not even the leftiest of lefties, had ever heard of, much less viewed as a universal right, until around 12 years ago. "History" now wishes to denigrate me and others like me as "haters" if we don't respond with Pavlovian automatic approval to its next mandated fad or craze. I decline to comply.
My name is Andy Nowicki... and History is on the wrong side of me.
Andy Nowicki, co-editor of Alternative Right, is a Catholic reactionary writer who loathes all modernist dogmas and superstitions. He is the author of five books, including Heart Killer and The Columbine Pilgrim. He occasionally updates his blog (www.andynowicki.blogspot.com ) when the spirit moves him to do so.
