 Apologize ahead of time Many of you have actually tweeted at me in the last couple days this account on Instagram called real underscore mouth He has some type of green screen contraption over his head in front of a green screen While he eats food and warning if you check out any of his videos and you're not a fan of ASMR They are mostly ASMR so don't do that if you're triggered by ASMR I know there's a lot of you out there that don't enjoy it at all I unlike the rest of the world can't just look at something on the internet and giggle at it and think it's funny and go Tee hee and then move on with the rest of my day I need that to be me having the fun and I needed to be me now Julie and I had a conversation that was all together way too long about how to Execute this because to be honest with you. It's like it's pretty immaculate his Execution of the green screen. You can't see his eyes. You can't see any shadows when he moves his head We tried our best to light this area the best that we can and I can't tell if he has like paint on his face Or if it's like actually a green screen like I got a green screen outfit to try and do this because those of you that remember My I want I just want to blend in with my green screen video I did use paint that matched it But you it's patchy and you get shadows and reflections and all kinds of stuff So I didn't think that that was gonna work as well So what I think I'm gonna do is wear an entire green screen outfit first of all second of all I'm gonna cut a hole in it and adhere it to my skin with spirit gum because what else the spirit come for and then I'm just gonna eat some food because this just I don't know. It's just right up my alley It just looks like something that I want to do. I just appreciate this man Whoever he is wherever he is. I'm just a fan of Whatever it is that you made with your mouth I had an incredibly difficult time finding tiny little plastic sunglasses So what I did find was a set of magnets that you're supposed to you know when you put your picture up on the fridge Then you would put this little pair of glasses on over him. There's also mustaches and beards I'm definitely gonna keep this whole set and thoroughly enjoy them But I think what I'm gonna try and do is just put some some paper on there and then spirit gum this to my nose Yes, bitch. We gonna fucking eat with our mouth. Just a mouse Oh Really good, let's get going What You can kind of see my nipples so PG's family channel. I made the mistake of forgetting that my hands are covered so I might need you to help me craft I have a reference picture. Look what Juleen just made for me. They're adorable Oh, there you are. Look at you. I'm so fucking proud of you, bitch. You're so grown. Look at you How old are you 32? Oh my god, me fucking two. Okay. Anyway, so um, I'm going to draw a little black heart I think on my upper lip some eyebrows and then it looks like it variates in Maybe he's got like a little spiral. Maybe he's got like little whiskers I kind of like the whiskers look but some of them are up and down and some of them are out They're just all cute. So I made it kind of crooked. Oh, this is maybe I'll hide it until I'm done Oh my god, don't look at me. Okay. It's an illusion that's gonna come together in a second Is it cute? Thank you Okay, Julian, you know what so it's like just above his nose and like below his chin here My face is probably a little smaller than yours. Oh My god, I can't see you don't even need to like spear come that thing you think My god, what an unenjoyable way to eat. Wait, does it look good? It looks really good. I genuinely like can't really see that. Well, are we ready to try it Julian? See what the green screen looks like should I switch chairs? Oh? Did we do it Julian am I a real mouth? Oh my god. All right. The only thing we're missing is food You got some food for me boy. Oh Now we're talking Okay, the only difference between me and real mouth is that I talk and I'm being fed because I can't do any of this by Myself, how does this guy do this by himself? All right, Julian. Tell us what we got to eat You got some buffalo chicken wings. Oh But they made out of tofu Well, it's okay. There's some personality with the chewing Oh, it's so good. Oh, would you look at that? It's so good Yum, this is probably the most fun video I've made because I just get to sit here and eat Are you proud of me? This was so much This is a lot of work What? Do you think this is what real mouth feels like when he's sitting filming these videos? That's not shade like I'm so impressed What why are you laughing? I'm gonna choke Which one should I eat which one should I eat which one should I eat which one which one this one? I must choke. We almost died I've done a lot of weird stuff Julie. You think this is the weirdest. Yeah, I do I will say While doing this the food is getting on my face like it's getting on this outside part for real eat me Mouth is hungry More what you got there you're gonna finish up Papa. I'm so starving. I haven't eaten in 84 years Papa, please beat me chip. I can't I That was good. Oh my god, is that ramen? Thank you, ramen God. You like when I do this. Bye. You look so great Thank you. I'm having a hard time, you know, but like it's It's gonna be great Mac and cheese Like that you like the mac and cheese. Yeah It's gonna bite me it's gonna bite me You ready you're gonna take a big old bite out of this. Hey you yeah, what are you doing later? You want to hopefully not this go on a date? Think about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're gonna go on a date with me. Okay. Yes Yeah Oh One and a half inches. I would never bite the hand that feeds me All right, I'm not mad at that. That's your drink with my straw. What are you doing? Just are you judging me? No Because that kind of attitude can get out of this house Yum yum what you got for me boy. This might be a let down. I got you raisins. Oh, yeah, I like raisins Why are you looking at me like I'm pathetic? Why are you scared? I'm terrified. I will say this looks a lot funnier online than it feels it feels very uncomfortable This is an uncomfortable way to eat. Are you gonna put stuff behind me like a background? Yeah, Julian. What'd you do? What are you doing? Good morning, motherfuckers I think you're a bee Look out, bitch. You're my fucking gonna sting you. I don't care if I die I'm gonna sting you bitch. Welcome to your cafeteria. There's nowhere to sit Because you hate everyone Fucking shut up. You're singing the national anthem. Okay. All right. All right, five six seven. Oh I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but this always makes me want to do this. You know what I'm saying boing boing boing It looks like a trampoline boing boing. You're the dvd player. Okay. Yeah Three two one go Genuinely need to take this off. Oh Look at see my mascara is everywhere. My eyes were like all Everywhere in there. What is on me? You got me with your liquid lipstick hand. Anyways, thanks for hanging out with me today That's what I wanted to do. So we did it Julian. Thank you for your help Oh, you're welcome. That was so uncomfortable I do not know how real mouth does that on a regular basis. He has a youtube channel He posts like every day how I did it one time and I don't think I'm ever gonna do it again Like that was a lot on my face. You know what I'm saying? It was a lot going on I had a good time though and I got to eat food. So I don't know what the fuck this is, but uh, You know, make sure you subscribe. Don't expose me like this Julian. Don't No Now I have to live with my reality Now I have to actually face the fact that I sat down and spend time doing this at least before it was like, uh, this is funny Everything's fine. Now it's sad. Anyways Thanks for watching. Make sure you tune into FM every Saturday night at 9 p.m. We play in nothing but Usher All usher all the time at Saturdays at 9 p.m only on FM. Um, okay, I'm just gonna go. I'm just gonna go. Goodbye