 But Whammon, episode three probably premiered some time ago. Here we are at episode four, recorded 10 years ago, potentially. What are you, where even are we? She's Batwoman now. Oh, I'm at home. Now, also the episode is called Fair Skin Blue Eyes. So I think it's time to assume that this is going to be a very good episode. All right. Oh, definitely. You know what, I just, I just changed my mind. I'm not ready. I think I'm going to go to bed. No, I don't want to have to deal with this. You know, it's going to be great. It's going to be so great. This kid. I can't remember. Fair budget, bad script. Oh, I remember where we're at. We, we had all that stuff set up of that, that weird island with the women who couldn't act. Oh, yeah. An island of women who cannot act. Let's talk about. A job for Sophia in exchange for Kate Cain's location. That's going to be real funny to see where they go with that. Sophie's got to leave her alone if she wants Kate Cain back. So that'll be possibly brought in at some point that Sophie's going to have to prevent Alice from being captured because it's just because I don't think we're going to see Ruby Rose ever again, though, honestly, like I said, if they get to come on set for one day in a normal clothes, just to do a cameo and they pair a decent chunk of money, I guess it would give me chills. I would be like, holy shit, the team, I would be shivering. This is what I this is what I'm in it for. So yeah, that would be really cool. Jacob, that would be the the peak and the valley all at once. Oh, that's where right through the the the team has accepted. What's the new person's name? Again, I can't remember. Ryan, they've accepted Ryan as the new Batwoman. She's part of the team and you've got to deal with it. Yeah. Yeah. And then Jacob is sad. Jacob's been upset a lot. Well, that's right. We ended with Jacob staring at Sophie for like 10 minutes, which means to tell him about Kate. Yeah, I think that's up to date. Also, there was that guy with the RPG at his house. That was pretty cool. Yeah, there was the assassin man. Yeah, Victor Zazz, who had some. I love when that woman cleans into Batman. As long as they don't don't upset you. If the penguin comes in, but he just has an RPG, that might. I'll be all right with that penguin with his iconic rocket propelled grenade. What would what he called the RPG again? A surface to air missile. It's like he called it a surface to air missile. I was like, no, that's just an RPG rocket. It is only a surface to air missile if your aim is very, very, very good. Well, yeah, if you are on the surface and aiming up, if you parachute out of a plane and aim it at the ground, if you just want to shoot the air molecules with your rocket, with your rocket, you just hate. If you just hate air, if you want to shoot the air with your rocket, like Jacob shoots bats with his shotgun, is kind of a dick. Air can be oppressive. I'm glad we saw that out. Is everyone ready? I think so. Yeah, my God. Oh, my God. Down and in and in. Oh, is it the most? Well, we do drugs. Sweet. The tool doesn't seem quite right for the job. Oh, my goodness. What was he whisking there? If there were a shortage of syringes in Gotham's gutters, a new party drug just hit the streets that apparently makes fear toxin. I don't get a synthesizing. Spooky meth. Yeah, it's probably not going to be a good party drug. If you put fear toxin in it, toxin in it. Roll a ground on the ground screaming. What is this? Because they've done it a lot. It's just like, what is the high like you get terrified of stuff? And that's like people like that, I guess. This trippy two for one is part psychedelic. No, it's branded. You don't brand your drug things. It feels weird. It's also big. The packaging is for how, yeah, like, that seems just harder to hide. The most. Look at that. That's not. It goes small. The injection is compared to the packet. Is it as lethal as a snake bite? Feeling rattled. Feeling rattled. Oh, whoa. Snake bite, bro. It makes the two holes like snake fangs. Also, this the idea that it's just like as common enough to get your average Joe and it's a double injection into your arms. Why is he standing in an alley? Why are you getting? I don't know. That crap will kill you. Certainly get you close. That's the point. Oh. Fantasy, whatever makes your blood pump. That's why it's addictive. It gets you to feel like you're almost dead. She just goes and talks to druggies. Should you do this to someone who's who is your dealer? Yeah, that seems safe. Oh, wait, why? How are we running out of the street? Why are you on the street? Because he told her where this guy was running. But why would he be? Oh, no, he's trying to run away from justice. Oh, no. So if you're being chased by a car, don't just run down the road. Why didn't you do that earlier? Why wouldn't you go between buildings down an alleyway? Yeah, you know, because he's down the street. So worse place to be. That slow-mo is so epic. Wow. That hair isn't embarrassing at all. It is very strange. Look at her profile. It's so ridiculous. She looks like a clown. Stop destroying lies. Oh, OK. Can I go now? Stop destroying lies. We're one tear away from Don't Do Bad. I will find the head of the snake and I will cut it off. Oh, that's not a good. When the writers were there, they were like, aren't there dangerous drugs, though? It's got to be phrases to do with it. Wait, so while she was doing this, someone was robbing like a bank. You set this off? Her brother left for school and never showed up. Shouldn't you be home? He's been gone for two months and nobody cares. Do you care about women? So you just found this random kid who set off the alarm at a jewelry store to get her attention. She happened to be close by because she wanted her to find his lost brother who's been gone for two months. Why didn't Kate Kane do anything about it? Kate Kane is alive. I am personally offering a million dollar cash award to anyone who can provide information into her tucker. What do you tell critics who think this is a futile attempt to rectify your failed search for Beth Kane? Well, I tell them that I am a father in Israel. What the fuck got a question is I was like, well, I don't want to save my daughter. That sounds really irrelevant. I love the idea that it's like you're already searching for your other daughter because you failed to find the first one. I don't understand why you're saying that. Have you considered that you have a history of being bad at finding your daughter? Maybe you should let someone else do it. I need to give up. She doesn't even shave anymore when he shows up on set. I like it, it's funny. Just eat and have it with a coffee at his seeds now. Or Alice is telling the truth and Kate needs us to find her. Or she's not and we're getting our hopes up for nothing. Okay, but if you're wrong, then... Yeah, no, you lose nothing. Remember the amount of time she's been kidnapped and these guys immediately are like, where is she? How do we find her? But this time it's like, nah, lie. Yeah, fuck it. She's definitely dead. Again, because Mary has seen the contracts. She knows that K.K. is not in the show. We've got ourselves a bad mission. Black male foster kid, Juvie. In case you're wondering why GCPD isn't looking for him, those five words. Well, it's probably because it's been two miles. They probably just wrote him off as a runaway. Yeah, they just hate black kids. You know how it is. I once lived in the neighborhood he's from. Waste side, I hate it. Oh, that's a... Okay. A.K.A. Waste Side. Are her eyebrows real? Or are they painted on? They do look like they're really... New girl. Hi, I'm Ryan. My last foster parents said I watched too much TV. Did your last foster mama tell you that you talk too damn much? Oh, yeah, Ryan. You talk too much. Why don't you go read Ghost Kid? No leopard. Inhale the future, exhale the past. Thanks. Stabbed immediately. Is the door broken? I don't know. Gonna get your ass busted. Gonna be boring your whole life. I don't know. What is this? I'm confused. Ghost kid. He ain't a superhero. All he can do is be invisible. That's insanely useful. While you're stupid. New rule. You keep opening that window for me and I've got your back when you need someone. Why don't you use the door? We have friends now. I guess it's some kind of home and they're not allowed to go outside. I don't know. They're not allowed to use the door in this home. No. I actually love vintage vans. Have you been at one? They're actually kind of shit. I don't have any in a van. It's a cutesy thing, right? She's in a van. It's like, oh, yeah, this is great. All time. Who else would keep my drive around with the kettle on the stove? But you're still living this. They did give you like a fucking apartment or something. You know, they're millions of dollars. I don't want them building or something. Maybe they understand she's stolen all of Kate Kane's stolen money yet. Oh, OK. He is grinding. They made a Gotham license plate. That's sort of production value. That's kind of like, I don't. It's not like DC comics exist in the DC universe. That was Green Lantern. Hey, she's gay. Flashback goes kid. This is the future of comic book stores. Some random one thing on a quarter. I'm not stealing. These are free. No one said, OK. Around here, I'm known as the neighborhood candy lady. Oh, no. Candy lady. Run. So candy. I just drive around in this car. You make me feel jelly. Karen. I'm really dead full of comic books. She's got a minivan full of comic books. Jump in, kid. What the fuck is this? What is happening? Oh, is it going to be the blonde kid gets taken by this woman and she's still taking people to this day or something? Wow, oh, there's comic books. I couldn't possibly say no. Wow, thank goodness you're dumb. I mean, come on. Quick, get the chlorophyll. What the fuck, though? Because I think Kevin was grabbed from here to be brainwashed and sold into a gang. Oh, OK. What? She did look gang affiliation. What? Gang affiliation. They got brainwashed to be in a gang. What an interesting world. Why would you write this? It's the thing. She did the poof thing again. Where do you get your new clothes? I actually thought we'd get an episode without her, but well, here we are. Also, finger on trigger, Sophie. Fuck her up. Return Alice talks. I just wanted to punch someone. You do have double locks on all your doors. No fashionable attire. And not a single thing passed its expiration date in your fridge. Risk terrifies you. It's not risk. That's being normal. I normally don't have any experience. I have expired food in my fridge. You have your very casual clothing and locks on your door. You weirdo. You need to power up your computer and use that all-access gross pass of yours to find a guy named Ocean. Why do you have any quotes? And I need some warm milk for late. Then go buy some. We don't have any cream. At the store. See, they're going to work together. Just, it's so cringe. The clerk remember seeing a minivan lurking around the comic book store. That means it's possible to just. Is that like a tree in the middle? It's always been there, but I guess my brain has accepted it as being just there. She doesn't need shadows. She's a blue-eyed suburban housewife who targets kids no one cares about. So this was like 20 plus years ago. She's still doing this. That's like she should be old as fuck. So she was doing this when she was like, what, 25? She prayed on every foster kid's greatest fear that we don't matter because we're invisible. Let me go. No. I feel like the main thing for foster kids would probably be that they're lost. But this is the Alice thing where she got captured. Yeah, a lot of people do it at Gotham, right? It's just a lot of people stealing children and trying to brainwash them or whatever. There are 60 jelly beans in this jar. And every day that you're here, I'll remove one. And by the time there are no more jelly beans left, you'll realize I am the only one who's here for you. I'm going to help you find your new family. So this woman filters children into a drug gang? I guess. Have you ever read about one of those heroes saving a kid like you? Yeah. Like, yeah. Right happens all the time. I'm confident, yeah, I'm confident. I would say part of the reason they do is because it'll make them appear like a safe kid. Like you black kids? Oh, was that the comment? Do you think? Was that what they're trying to say? Oh, damn. Superheroes do save black kids. Yeah. It's normal to want to leave. It's normal, thank you. To be honest with you guys, it feels like you could break these windows. She had 60 days to break me, and I had 60 days to prove her wrong. I don't want to need to say. Why didn't you say break out? Why didn't you say break out? Yeah. I'm going to be better as a princess. You guys are just. Does this plan fail if you just toss all the fucking jelly beans like into some hole or outside or whatever? He's just like, hey, my jelly beans. Batman stopped the Joker last night. It's all over the news. He told him, right? Unfortunately, you're not. Fortunately, you're not. Can I check the newspapers? Wait, does that line up? I thought the reason Batman left Gotham was because he fucked up with Joe. No, he left. Did he leave because he fucked up with? Oh, fuck whatever. I can't believe it. Do we know what he left? Beth and Alice. But then again, that can't be right, because that was when they were kids, right? So we're just going to move on at this point. That's season one shit. This is weird music. This whole scenario is weird. It's time to hurry this along. Don't you make a sound? Oh, is it like a police here or something? Quickly scream. But if she wouldn't have done anything, then... Good morning, ma'am. We're wondering if you can help us with the missing person's case. But when I heard those voices outside the window, I knew why. Your hands could totally slip out. And your head against the wall. Yeah, all right, okay, yeah. I saw this. Try a little bit harder than that, love. Yeah, yeah. Did you not actually want to be found? I was worth something to someone. They were looking for a white kid. They weren't looking for you. They were looking for a white kid. Her legs aren't tight. Back up about half a meter and then kick real hard. He's 13. Fair skin, blue eyes. Fair skin, blue eyes. Fuck off. So she gives up trying to get seen? You fucking kidding me? There's a girl with a gag in her mouth in the window. Just because they're looking for a white person doesn't mean they want to find you too. They don't want to find you too, sorry. They're gonna be concerned about a kid being in a fucking house trapped. Oh, that's so stupid. Oh, man, they don't want to find black people. So if she wouldn't have gone up there and tied her up, then that would have been easier. She wouldn't have done anything. Well, she might have heard them, I guess, talking outside and then been like, whoa. So why do black kids' parents not care? Isaac, is my follow-up question? Or was she an orphan? She wasn't an orphan, right? Yeah, I guess. The system didn't care about it. I know how to find a student. Oh, is that, is that what, oh, it's okay. Oh, no. I think it's time for you to go. No, it's time for you to fucking capture her. Kate disappeared with so much sex. Oh, no, stop talking. Go back to the lost racist kidnapping. I can't be seen working with you. Don't, to be understanding. Alice, don't. What the fuck? The hell? I didn't order takeout, but I'll take you out anyway. Oh, my good god. I'm speechless. Also, that line, I didn't order takeout, but I will take you out anyway. No! Jesus. I don't want to go out with you, you psycho bitch. I'm a police officer and I didn't realize you stole my gun. Also, Luke's got thorough plot armor. You could never convince me actually shooting. You should totally live here. It's already paid for. There's an extra bedroom. The bathroom is huge. And no offense, your plant was looking kinda sad. Yay, we've done it. She's gonna take everything that was Kate's. Who wasn't Kate's in the first place. I'd love to live here. Okay. Girlfriend. We did it. Just gonna have a fucking lesbian minority extravaganza palooza. Why don't these two become romantically interested in one another? Maybe they will. Luke will literally be the only heterosexual character on the show. Maybe Jacob. Allegedly. We don't know. We don't know, yeah. He's probably gay. My ex. She never stopped looking for me either. She got you too? That's what she thinks. No, we're just gonna break the window and leave. She allowed herself to get caught to help break me out. Yeah, she knew how easy it was to leave. Turns out you could just break the window and leave. How did she know? So first of all, how did she know anything about what happened? How did, why did the woman put them in the same room? That seems like a really bad idea. Why did it take so long? Yeah, because that would prove the girl that she was right, or? Also, well, if her whole point is that no one searches for a black person, why put a white girl in with her? Like, this is like, oh, that would look for the white girl. Yeah, I thought the whole point is that people look for white girls. Come on, show me. What happens to Asian girls? That one's a 50-50. They might look for them. They might not. They might look. Oh, they're definitely looking for an Asian girl. We just need to get to a point where that woman can punch the old lady in the face, okay? Five minutes later. Die, you piece of shit! I need to do this alone. Why? Wow. Go get Kevin back. That's kind of a bitch thing to say. All right, then. Alice, put the gun down. Wait, we moved all the way over here from the door? Yeah. Sophie and I have been tasked by Sophia to find a man, and once we do, and I kill him, we get Kate back. Okay. You never said anything about killing him. Well, this one comes with special instructions. Abracadabra. I kill him with this. Okay. Oh, Jacob, yes. Let's just make this scene even more absurd. There's been 100 tips since the announcement, but the one on the wayside sounds half legit. There's been 100 tips. And that kind of thing I have as a Jewish man, I know a lot about tips. I feel like his voice gets lower every seed. Oh, so that you just, okay. Yep, I would have done that without the roll-up. Her power levels are constantly fluctuating. Yep. We can use your help. Her finger was behind the trigger? I noticed that. Sorry, if you need to kill her, you can't. I don't even... So what's going on? There's no idea. How did you find out this was the place? All of that shit was insane. Can I help you, sweetie? You haven't aged the day. I'm here to claim Kevin Johnson. 15 male African-American. I have seen him. And he's found a family who loves him. Oh, what did you come up with? Oh my God, what the fuck? Get her inside. Okay, okay. You're shitty. You know the first question I had was, you've become a crime fighter and you're aware of a child abductor? Since you're a kid. You don't go there as the superhero. You never did anything about it. You just went, oh, fuck it. Until someone got kidnapped, you're like, well, he might be here. I was gonna suggest we might get an answer for why she demanded she go alone and there it is. And if she eats plants, she's so quirky. Because it's not showing up on any satellite. You can see for yourself, it's a dead end. What is... It looks like the only interlet... We do a dead end. He's the only murderer. The only carbs in this hellhole. That guess? Shut up, Alice. Fuck's sake. We just have to forget how many people... All the damage she's caused is amazing. You're just gonna start eating the baguette? I'm just so sick of it. You're gonna leave her in your apartment? Okay. Can you pick me up a six pack when you're out? No. Oh, I'm so tired of Alice. I'm so... Yeah, I want her to die horrifically in a fire. Damn it. If only I had told the police about this horrible child kidnapper who's been running a racket for like 20 plus years and some turning up randomly. At least I went there with my bat suit in my gadgets. Uh-oh. You know what, Ryan, this is better than she didn't because they would have knocked her out anyway and not taken her out of the bat suit because that's how this works. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, you never hear that. Oh, well, I give up. I can't even do anything. I was like, I did all I could do. Everyone thought you ran away. But I knew you'd never leave your ghost get clutched behind. Oh, no. Quick, beat her up. Are you telling me that in all this time no kid has ever ambushed her with like one of these lamps? Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. You little... Oh, no. No! Oh, no, my face. How about you just move out of the way of the screen? You fucking idiots. Yeet! No! That was a vintage jellybean glass jar. She's going to remember that a piece of glass was left somewhere, like under the bed. 20 years ago. Fight like ghost kid would fight. Remember when he lost his life. You're telling her about ghost stories? Just get her out of there. She's a kid's size. You can probably get her up. You're a ghost kid? That's not how this... Whatever. Yeah, it's knockout juice. You don't count a knockout juice with someone telling you about something you like. This is just stupid. Oh, of course, you can smash those jellybeans. Look how far on the edge it is. Yeah, just to make it easier. Carelessly perched. You know, when they set that, they were like... On set, they were just pushing it to the edge. It was falling over. They kept pushing it back and back to make sure. There you go. That's production value. Okay. What the... Okay. I'm going to go stabber now. I thought you wanted to just break so it could be sharp-painted. She's going to throw it at her again. How? What were their feet? What is her plan? I'm so confused. What are we doing here? Just straighten your legs. Just straighten them. What is she doing? I don't know. Checking if there's some jellybeans left hungry. It's like the only moment. How did you break it? Why would you? I'm curious too. And why would you? Kick her down to the goal. Why would you do that? You're like this 60-year-old woman. You're going to fuck up. You don't remember me, huh, bitch? I'm the girl you couldn't break. She's like... She's like... Yeah, he's like... Kevin ran out of jellybeans. You're hitting her against cardboard boxes. Kevin ran out of jellybeans. No way. She's the one landing on this elderly woman. Oh, shit. That somehow did age for 20 years. She's supposed to be like 60-65? Dude, that's a low estimate, honestly. I fucking love the Kevin ran out of jellybeans. He's wrapped up. Throw that egg in the middle of that. Okay. Oh, that's the Kevin looking forward, but he's been... Angified. So, Jacob came here alone? Yeah, I guess he's just a tip. In this weird, horrific spot? Let's go and earn you your max. Oh. But they're probably like a dollar at the... I could just buy it. It's fine. It's been a while since Jacob's been captured. Yeah, that's more interesting for him. Everyone's getting captured this episode. Yay. It creates shocking emotional moments, and it tricks people into thinking things are happening. They also all just walk into people's houses and flats like all the time. Oh, okay. Oh, oh. Luckily, everyone goes to these places alone. Do I know you? I know you. That's a question I normally don't ask when I'm in a fight. No. Dude, this is Alice. You can't kill it. You have a slightly sharp piece of glass. I just came here looking to bag the place. You two can have it. What? This person was just randomly here? I want to find Kate just like you. Yes, but you're evil. Yeah. You kill people. I'm going to find my sister and I'm going to kill her. Talk me down. Hey, Sophie, when someone goes to kick you in the face, don't let him. Use your reflexes and do something. Yo, Kevin, candy lady says you're right. Ew. Why would you kill Jacob Cain? He's the leader of the crows. He's got nothing to worry about. That's not a desert eagle. Do you want a shitty mask? Do you want a panda mask? What animal do you want? Do you want to be a giraffe? Do you want to be a flamingo? He's hood. Solo. He didn't. How'd you find him? Oh, I guess the candy lady. So Candy Lady did tell her where they were. Oh, my God, Jacob, go. Jacob, fucking shit up. Oh, it exists. Oh, it's a good thing that he shot the bulletproof one. Jacob gave it to us and he called it. It's some music. You just dodged that. Wow, all right. Oh, so what do you think? What do you think is going to happen to you? I want a family, and they want me. OK, that's logic, I guess. Listen to me. You do this. You throw your entire life. You don't know anything about me. You're like 12. Look at him reaching for it like no one can see him. He's trying to use the force to pull it up to his hand. You are meant for so much more than this. So the moral of the story is that young black men murder white people to be in gangs? No, families. Oh, I was going to say that's a weird moral of the story. Writers are strange. Jacob, look at the gun and say pathetic. That's how it does an eagle. No, actually, you were told that he was missing by somebody specifically looking for him that you looked into it, much like the police do. And then you inexplicably found the clues you needed. You see, Jacob didn't have a sense of, hmm, he was a black kid, though. At least one of us did something right today. That's right. Wait, was that you or me? I'm still confused. Yeah, I know. What did you bring me? That woman hadn't been there. Probably wouldn't be here. That black kid would have shot me to beat that gang. That was terrifying. I'm just kind of annoyed because it's such a reductive and simple like examination of like crimes and gangs and stuff like that. They didn't even make their point in this show very well at all because the show doesn't reflect that point. Well, the reality is the reason why people often get into gangs is because it's like socioeconomic factors. You need to get that looked at love. I guess she doesn't need anybody to see it. What are you doing? I wonder if her not telling them is going to be able to enable it to like be unstoppable. I seriously think she's got superpowers. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Because we have to, she's got to be better. She's Batwoman too. She has to be better. Whoa, maybe she'll get super empathy. She'll become the ghost kid. That would be, Miles Morales can go invisible. That would feel like a very weird thing to be doing. I don't want to believe that Kate's dead either. Oh. Oh, not the music, stop it. Emotions are attempted. Ah, come on. Yeah, remember, Jacob was accused of being a racism when he has no fucking sense of that whatsoever. Yeah. This is what I mean. It just doesn't reflect the crow's role. Like this criticism, the systemic, no one cares about the black kid. It's like, clearly he does. We're just going to end every episode with, I'm so sad Kate is gone. At least for another few episodes. Jesus Christ. What's this? Look who might have found the key to the ocean. Who that? I don't know. What the fuck? Ocean. What? You named him Ocean? Wait, what is that? No. A weird person from my past that we have to introduce into the show. But like Alice is well- Alice is well-adjusted? Like I thought she went insane from the get-go with this creepy skin man. Well yeah, she's been crazy her whole life. She's been the Sophia gag. You didn't take my calls for two years. Fuck are you? I had to play hard to get for a minute. She's that one who was fighting them in that room. What a clanky dink! What the fuck are you? Now kiss. Cause what else are we going to do? Kiss on the gay bar. We know what show this is. Because maybe I miss the girl who always had my back. Oh, it's her. Pinky promise. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. That kid grew up to be you. Jesus Christ. Wow, they got loud. Really loud. What the hell are we doing? Stop it! You know there's a guy underneath there squatting beneath him spinning around? What a shitty episode. Oh my gosh, that was horrifically bad. Yeah, so the point was clear. Thank you for that. Black people are invisible in the system because they're not accounted for the same way white people are. Black people shoot white men to get into gangs. That's the story. Yeah, while this was happening, Jacob was just sort of floating through it. Yeah, that's what he's been for a while in the show now. He's just sort of around me. He's a passenger in this crazy ass world. He's just on this roller coaster that is going to eventually lead him to his grave. And he's just apathetically sitting in it. And they have him on a chair, gunned to his head and he's like, Ugh, finally. What did you say? He said finally? He's like, Finally, Jesus Christ. You don't have to do this. I guess. The whole situation of I guess he's trying to go for information about the disappearance and stuff and then he ends up just getting fucking electrocuted and someone's about to kill him to enter into a gang and you'd think like, wow, what a crazy circumstance. What does he think about this? He doesn't care. Yeah, he's like, I didn't even shave to die. And that weird thing at the beginning where it's like, Sir, are you just trying to search for your other missing daughter because you failed to find the first one? What a weird question. He could say yes or no and it wouldn't change anything. I think I'd be caught off guard if I was in that. What are you suggesting that I don't want to find her? I just want to look like I'm trying like, no, I want to find her. Yeah. Who do you work with? How did you get in here? And then I think my favorite moment, well, all of it has to be this amazing so this woman works for this drug group and what she does is she locks them in rooms for 60 days, mind you, until they break because they're so alone and they want a family and they will attach themselves to the drug crew at that point and she's like, I didn't break, bitch. It's been two months. I mean, it's boring, sure, but I don't see how two months of just being in that room, like if they did that to me and they go, are you ready to join a drug gag? I'm like, not really. I just don't want to be in the room. I'd say yes just so I could get out of the attic and leave. Yeah, then find a way out of the drug gag but no, apparently people get fully brainwashed by this. Yeah, just leave. Your first mission is to wait where do you go? She smashed the jellybean pot, by the way, which, by the way, I think that would have been really hard. Once she lost the leverage of the height of the table, how does she smash it? Yeah, I thought she was going to smash it, grab a piece with your hand and then cut, but I guess that would be acting so they did something else. Yeah. How do you throw it at a wall with your hands tied behind your back? Like, I know it's not impossible, but that's really fucking hard. There also should have been another noise. Yeah, she would have heard it. When she opened the door, there's no like she smashed it, right? So there should be shit everywhere. And it's clean. Everything's chill. She's just like, oh, because what I thought she was going to do was like play dead or play knocked out. She would leave and then she would be like now time to work on smashing this thing, you know? But no, it was already smashed. In which case, I'm like, wait, why didn't you get up, because she's untied right now, get up and stand behind the door where the old lady walks in, because I thought that's what they would do, you could play with the shot as well, like grabs her, the knife drops. And then the old lady just pushes her away, right? The knife's gone. And then she frowns her and starts walking down the stairs. It's like, what are you doing? You're in a fight right now. What are you doing? And then she's punching her and she's like, I'm the one who escaped, you're the one who's kidnapped, fuck you. And then her response is, Kevin ate all of jelly beans. Kevin ate all of jelly beans. And then she hit her head against empty cardboard boxes. Like, what is going through her head at that point, other than Batwoman's fist? I'm going to tell her that Kevin ran out of jelly beans. It's such a weird scene. But then I'm also going to tell her where they are. Why would she do that? Well, this is the thing, did she go to jail? She should have. She's been kidnapping children, brainwashing them and putting them into drug gangs. Well, for potentially like 30 for all we know. Yeah. She always has like two goons from start for people to snatch someone. Yeah, because it happened to her and she didn't do anything. She waited until some random kid pretended to rob a jewelry store with a wanted poster while she was around as Batwoman to give to her before she did anything. Is there any reason why when they escaped that that should have been a big problem for that jelly bean lady? When she broke out thanks to her friend the orphanage went to him. She should have been like Jesus Christ. Who was kidnapped once? And this woman is still operating. Why didn't that woman change her fucking name and place? How come she didn't age? How come she didn't think the police would turn up? Two other people are kidnapped and ran away. Well, I'll just stay here. It's fine. Just went back to the orphanage. Yeah, I just got lost for 60 days. The method of capture. I was in my chair and fucking fling it at the window over and over again until it smashes and then just jump out. Presumably they'd be hurt. Just hit with your elbow once and break it. Glass isn't that... It's great for letting light in but it's not that sturdy. There's plenty in the room. There was a lamp. There's loads you can use as a tool to break that glass. It's happening. Fascinating story. Ryan's already on the road to it really far already. It's only four episodes. The kidnapping and knowing about it thing. That's sort of... I think it's a signal of a really shitty writer when you accidentally make your characters immoral. You don't even know... Well, yeah, because if we said that to them they'd be like, what are you talking about? It's like, oh, she got kidnapped and then escaped but didn't tell anybody and so the system continued and a lot of lives were destroyed. Oh, whoops. It's like, yeah. She went all out. You didn't consider like 70 things when you wrote this. They just wanted their episode where this was the point and they didn't care how they got there. Did it get them getting even more episodes? Yeah, how? Well, I have to say that. I'm glad that every episode we watch it reinforces the fear that I have deep down that this show will start to maybe start to approach moderately halfway good mediocre. I never have to worry about it. No, we're good. We're good. This is going to be bad forever. I'm so... I'm shocked but and overjoyed that there's going to be another season. Unbelievable. Imagine they go for a full six before it's fully canceled. It's just this constant for six years we've been watching about one. It's the only normal thing in our lives. Because there will be a payoff eventually for Jacob K. dying. I'm just really curious how they'll do it by season four. He's just begging to the producer to kill me. Just fucking kill me already. He's becoming the Cameron Mitchell of the Batverse. I'd love to see another stuff now just playing Jacob K. He just doesn't care. Hey, my name is Jacob. What you bring me? We got to do this thing. Jacob, Jacob, wake up, wake up. They're patting his cheeks and he's drunk in stupors. He's sitting in the chair. You have to open your eyes for the scene. They've already put him in the chair. What's my desert eagle? We can't give you the desert eagle or you know what the judge said. Like a true daddy thing. He's drunk. Pissed himself. Yeah, that's about that. Excellent. Another amazing, another banger. Yeah, absolutely. See you next time, folks. Catch you all in the next one. Yeah, see you later.