 Yo, it's your boy, Jesus NICE. And I'm the kid, Meryl, the human, do-wrap-flap, and we are what? The bodega boys. And the brand is strong. Today, we're going to be telling you how strong other brands are. You know what I mean? That's a very ethnic food. Yo. That's a, that, my mother used to be like, that's breakfast. I was like, that's not. That's not? That's not a full meal, man. Man, you gave me raw milk with Nestle Milo in it. It's probably going to hurt my stomach. Also, you get a lot of trouble if you drink it. If you eat it raw out of the can, it's a food. But then you can't breathe because it's mad drunk here, though. Your mother's like, that's what you get. Yeah, it's literally eating concrete if you eat it out of the bowl. Yo, we need that. Official, you know what it is? It's dudes with ethnic lips. You know what I'm saying? We need that. Don't keep complying it. Dry out your lips. Because you don't want to walk around here like LL Cool J looking at lips like, what's up, baby? Yeah, baby, what's up, ma? Yo, what's up, baby? Papa love it when he does it. I was full of fun. Let me rub a mango oil on your calves, ma. Watch me on Thursday at N-C-I-S for Jack. I don't know what's with those shows. Why do I always wear a cangle? I don't know. That's your grandma. She watches it. She's like, I like that. Is that you got that host who wants to make a deal? Uncle L, future of the funk. Peace. Hey, gorgeous coffee. Holy shit, yo. I'm trying to throw all my 95-year-olds out there. That's right. You know what I'm saying? Bread is rolling out. Just get you a spoon for the crystals. Yeah, get the crystals. All right, you make a cup. You sit in your kitchen and you're like, I don't like your coffee anymore. Yeah, I wonder why. Because you smoke a crystal meth coffee, ma grandma. Left. Hey, everyone's favorite concept for when Uber's busy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's not the y'all. Do they still do the pink buses? They don't, but I don't know. That was a smart question. You know what they do, do? Attitudes. A lot of attitudes. They're the only ones that they're like, you're going to wear. Why? Why? Because I live there, stupid. Nah, I don't feel like taking you to the Bronx. You're going to Queens. It's like out here. Yo, walk across the bridge, stupid. Dr. Bronners, dilute, dilute, dilute, dilute. Three times, don't forget. Yo, do you want to wash your body and your shower at the same time? Yeah. Use your foot to clean the towels and the grout in there. Is your oven not self-cleaning? And then you're like, yo, why is my skin peeling? You know why? Because it's pH balance 25. You feel me? You can do experiments with that shit, bro. You clean your car, you clean your door, you clean your TV. You can kill the vermin in your house with it. You got barnacles on your boat. Get them right off with that. Right off with that shit, you know what I mean? Dr. Bronners. Also, their label, if you ever leave your phone, you got to take the wild dump. You could read the label for at least two hours. At least two hours, bro. There's mad shit in there. I don't even know how to spell it. Yo, thank you. It's been the Bodega Boys. That's right. I hope you enjoyed our brand-strength power ranking. All right. Enjoy the creative 100, y'all. Had me, bitch. Stupid. I'm not going to let you get the chance.