 Now I find it a bit ironic that advertisers are both this huge necessity in this new age of online market, you know, YouTube, Twitch, even stuff like Instagram, you know, you got these corporations willing to fund the little guys as long as they mention a company. And I think that's great, but on the other hand, I find advertisers, you know, at least the majority of the big ones, to be these soul-sucking bastards, right? Advertisers in general. They put on this fake-ass play that is ploy to reel in the impression. Man, I sure do love watching this show about elephants. I really hope there isn't some sort of advertisement that influences me on a subconscious level to buy something I don't actually want. Hey, there you depressed fuck. Who, me? Yeah, you. Look at this product. This'll make you happy. Just look at everyone in this advertisement. You see how happy they are? That could be you. Stuff like the big fast food commercials especially, especially crack me up. You know, they always do these commercials that have no correlation with the actual product they're selling. Hey, yeah, look at that. They're not playing basketball. You like basketball, right? Yeah, come to Burger King and get that burger. Hey, they're dancing on a campfire. So now you have to come and make downloads. It only makes sense. It's gotten even worse. Borderline exploitative. Now that websites have access to these things called personalized ads, pretty much what they are is that, let's say you go on Google because your hair normally grows approximately seven inches every six months, but you notice it only grew 6.8 inches. So you search up a Google. Is it normal for hair growth to fluctuate between phases? Yes. Yes, it is. Hey, by the way, Google, you're not going to use this insecurity of mine to manipulate me in a buying products relating to this issue, right? What? We would never do that. Yeah, that niggas probably bald as fuck. Avoid and spare as many hair growth ads as you can on every social media site they use. Show them whenever they wake up, whenever they're eating breakfast, whenever they're about to go to sleep. I want this person so emotionally distraught with their appearance they're going to have mental breakdowns anytime we don't show them an ad. In fact, I have a better idea. I just hired 20 goons to break into their house and tattoo hair growth logos under their idols. And anytime they close their eyes to sleep, blink or even sneeze, they'll be reminded of how inadequate they are.