 The book we'll be signing today is entitled David Goes to School Written and Illustrated by David Shannon Here you see David being naughty with his paper airplane David's teacher always said No, David No yelling No pushing No running in the halls David arrives to class and peeks through the door David, you're tardy Down, David David dances around and makes goofy faces David chomps on his chewing gum, pulling it out of his mouth Don't chew gum in class David stands up in his seat and yells loudly David, raise your hand David's gotten paint all over his hands and the desk and reaches to another student Keep your hands to yourself In the classroom, David stares out the window at the clouds in the sky and daydreams Pay attention At lunch, all the students line up Waiting their turn, David cuts to the front of the line Wait your turn, David David and another kid are throwing food back and forth at each other It wasn't me, it's him It wasn't me, it's him I don't care who started it Recess is over and all the students have gone back inside except for David, who continues to play outside David, recess is over In the library, David is not quiet He's yelling and screaming In the classroom, David fidgets in his seat holding his hand in the air Again? David has scribbled all over the desk That's it, Mr. You're staying after school David scrubs each and every desk David, have you finished? Indeed, David is done The teacher says, good job, David Enhance him a gold star, which he excitedly takes Yes, David, you can go home now David happily skips off