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Published on Jun 20, 2013

Here are some bad science jokes about String Theory, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, Mars Rovers, and more!

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Mars Rover on Explainer TV

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Music: Podington Bear "60's Quiz Show"


Hey everybody Coma Niddy here and here are some science jokes that are so bad you have no choice but to laugh!.

How do you call a microbe?

By using a cell phone!

What's Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

The Cosmos

Why didn't the astrophysicist pay the electric bill?

Because they were experimenting with dark energy.

Why was Vera Rubin curious about dark matter?

She didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How do you describe Marie Curie's Beauty?
She's radiant!

That's pretty bad because that's also how she died.

Shout out to Marie Curie. Without her research we would know very little about x-rays and radiation.

Did you hear about the polypeptide that lost the Poker match?

It had a good hand but it folded.

Why don't string theory professors answer their phones?

Because they're always tied up!

Why don't Rovers and Felines get along?

Because Curiosity killed the cat!

Thanks for watching this video. Really bad science jokes. So bad that you have to laugh.

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