 How do you start these things? Oh, I got it Once upon a time there was a little cat who was also a demon Who was also a fallen demigod and also a resurrected prince and also a lord and his one Golden life was to cause chaos that all would cower in fear at the might of his paws and meows No cup precariously sitting atop an elevated surface would be unpushed No lounge furniture would go unscratched and no one would be able to stop him For their laps were shackles for him to stifle their movements for all eternity His reign of terror was cut short by a stinky witch Who cursed him under the light of the waxing gibbous moon Because the full moon wasn't out at the time that was most convenient for the curse and so He had to forever suffer becoming a creature with none of the cuteness None of the dexterity and none of the elegance of a cat in its place were a plethora of responsibilities such as showering paying taxes She cursed him to be reincarnated as a human I don't know. Do you think they'll like it? I mean, there's a lot going on. It's all right. All right. It's great You hate it Let's start over. This is me. I Am a bar Teller of stories maker of jokes singer of songs Popular background noise for when people are doing other more important things and I am one of the best. I just Haven't hit my stride yet But I got big plans Every bar does really plans to create art the likes of which the world has yet to be blessed with art which requires Money and so I decided to do what any self-respecting artist would do in order to fund their true passions sell out I Managed to nab this absolute gem of a tavern or I'll be performing for those who stop by and use the earnings to realize my Artistic dreams and share them with the world. I'm sure people are just lining up outside Happy birthday. Thank you. Yes actual facial animations. Look at that Anyone who can read at this speed is impressive. Thank you for the unintentional compliment But yes today, it's my birthday April 30th. I was born on this day 20 27 28 years ago because Or is it 27? No 28. Yes, because you don't count birthday zero Yes How's the audio by the way Is audio good music too loud or By the way, this music was made by tavern cat records as always my wonderful composer Who makes all the good music ever? Audio is good. That's good But yeah, that's my lore. What do you guys think of the lore? I worked very hard on it had a consultant make sure that it was up to snuff When hot what 11 out of 10 lore I know it is and here's here's some more music by a Tavern cat that I commissioned a year ago But now it's finally here. So I'm very very excited. I Get to finally have it playing. It's very cute. Although there are other tracks in here But Yeah, hello everyone not enough water. That's okay. I have water on the side Right here. I have my cup Ready to hydrate. You can't see it. I don't have a prop for it, but Good It's good. It's looking good. Hi Tilly. Thanks for coming. I Did see that one person stopped their stream to come watch. So that's always good It's always nice to be the most important person and look I can even like look down at chat look like whenever I look at over here on the left It's like I'm looking at chat down there. Hello chat hail hydrate I Look gorgeous. Thank you But yes, hello, I Just never know how to start these things. So I guess we will start with the start with the introductions My name is Joe cat This is my guild card. I have been registered with the adventuring guild me move aside Those are my stats. I'm good at stuff. I'm good at Certain things certain things the guild would not let me Put on the guild card sadly, but it is stamped and approved. I accept swords Money coin of course cookies and tacos are also good substitutes for payment But I am a bard I sing at this tavern. This is a tavern that I work at I'm looking to own but What level am I I am level ambiguous I Have okay strength, you know, I'm pretty tone I have some upper body strength, which is natural when you have to work with your hands a lot I am dexterous, which is necessary for when you're an artist, but I cannot hold my liquor. I I cannot hold my liquor and I do not have any endurance whatsoever I'm easily winded. So I Could not run for instance, I could I could sprint I could sprint for a little while, but any long-distance run is gonna be rough I Have average intelligence. I did go to college. I would like to say that I'm dumb But I went to college and I have a degree a bachelors in graphic design and cringe as well It's on my certificate. You can find it I am have above average wisdom, but make no mistake. That's not that's not street smarts that I am not wise I just have a keen sense of smell. I'm good at smell You would think I would be good at hearing, but I'm not I'm a good listener But I don't hear things if that makes sense. I need things explained to me Repeatedly multiple times For me to understand because I'm very dumb and easily distracted But that's okay. I put all of my stats in the charisma Not because I'm good at public speaking not because I'm good-looking and not because I'm good at really charming anybody It's mostly just so I can draw okay and I could talk my way out of situations To make people think that I'm better at things than I am Not because I'm good-looking. I mean I am I Am good-looking But that's not why Yeah, you found the bard Erased there's no a race skill in there. What do you mean? But yes, I make stuff online. I have been making stuff online for five almost six years now I think this would make five because I started my channel and stuff 2019 2018 I don't quite remember Point is I've been been doing this for a little while. I'm on YouTube. I'm on twitch Here where you're watching right now on twitch 2018 was when it said it was created. Yes, I created it as a as a birthday gift to myself Because it was created in April 27th and my birthday is April 30th And on Twitter where I draw stuff And have been spending less and less time which I think is better for all of us Honestly love your shit guide to do I love that people are just coming up with a bunch of different Like names for it. Some people call it the crappy guides Some people call it the garbage guides. I Don't know. I am new. Hello new. I'm dad What do I like I like money Because we live in a capitalism and money helps us do things in In fact, I like money so much That I have several sponsors that have made this stream and what I do possible first of all the Gabo plush this little guy you He was purchasable like a few years ago and Was not available anymore for a little time, but now he is again You only have three days left Mr. Rogers blood bloodstain sweater. I know that reference. I understand that reference. Thank you for gifting five subs But yes, you can exclamation point Gabo makeship is doing a rerun the only time they'll do it So this is your only chance your your only second chance to get it. So, uh, yeah You've got three more days left if you missed it before My second sellout sponsor is gamer subs They have they they sent me flavors and In fact, I'm drinking one right now. I am drinking sour apple Yeah, so and if you guys want you can try it out for free My next sellout Sponsor is iron side They don't have a mascot. So I just made made one for them. You can you see I don't know what we'll call this little guy But they made my computer So Yeah, he's a cool little dude. I love him The biggest sponsor that I've gotten that has allowed me to even get this far Is you I'm here because of you because of all your support and all your kindness and I wouldn't be here if you didn't watch my stuff if you didn't support me It's me. It's you It's for you Yes, you are greater than here. Let me you're you're the biggest one you get you get your own trophy Right there. It's you He's the is we out. This is now our stream. This is not my stream anymore. This is our stream You have joint ownership, but yes Thank you for all of your money and Allowing me to do what I love And also, thank you for the two the sponsors as well. That's much appreciated. I I like drawing in fact, I have done some drawing myself if you do follow my Twitter. I Have drawn, you know, like remember looters D&D looters. That was like a Hooters thing But with a restaurant that's based in fantasy. I drew the mascot I think their name is Chester or something like that. I make animated gifts animations Here's Master Chief eating popcorn, you know as as he does I also draw my final fantasy character Victor Cools Here's him being a sky pirate in his machinist outfit, which is the best starting outfit of any job job gear The later job gears do look good But I feel like as far as first job gear like artifact gear goes machinist is probably the best I draw portraits for my NPCs and D&D. I'm very proud of them So I like show them them off. I've definitely stepped up since Necro hunt where they were not colored and I thank you to all the Monster lovers out there for giving me inspiration to draw more kind of monster and furry style characters Mushroom mom. Yes very fun design and I also draw myself because I'm vain And I've only more recently started to be more comfortable in my own skin and my own like fashion tastes So yeah, I like to draw myself in cute stuff and I Am a little bit self-conscious about it But you know the best way to do it is to just embrace it, right? I do like armor. I do like pretty armor. It's pretty cool Yeah, I Like tabletop RPGs you guys I know big surprise I Mostly played D&D, but I've been branching out for reasons Completely normal reasons that have nothing to do with a large corporation and the scandals of which they may run into or not Has nothing to do with that at all definitely Which is why I've been branching out. I played a edge of the Empire and I'm looking at Pathfinder second edition once I finish my Current D&D campaign I would like to look at Pathfinder second edition, but I'm still looking I'm still looking for a good alternative That is simple and easy to start with to get into that I can transfer and use all my dice because Lord knows I have too much dice too much Shout out raise your hand if you have at least ten sets of dice Because I do I do oh boy 29 me yes raise hand Welcome to dice hoarders anonymous I see a lot of new faces in here and I got to be honest. I'm kind of disappointed but not surprised I like video games. I play a lot of video games probably more than I should And it gets in the way of work sometimes especially my animating and video making I've been playing a lot of Borderlands 3. I really revisited the Borderlands series and have been playing it I played Tails for the first time Tails from the Borderlands, and it was lovely Oh my gosh Forgive me chat for I have sinned I Started playing Dota again. I I Was the first game that I think I've ever seen myself reach a thousand hours and steam back when I was like 13 and I'm stuck into it every time. I'm like in the middle of work. I'm like I could be playing Dota I could be playing my man clockwork. I could be playing Centaur. I Could be playing Weaver It's a sad state of affairs The call of 7.33 funny thing is I actually started playing again before 7.33 It was just a happy coincidence that the update came out Just as I was playing, you know, like I was playing one day and then like three days later It was like, oh, there's an update for for Dota. It's like what the map is different. Whoa Everything's different so Yeah I have also been on a crusade to try and be nice to everyone I find on there and it's been surprisingly funny and fun I Remember one encounter I had with a guy where we were just farming in the jungle and stuff And I guess I just took his farm because I wasn't thinking I just killed some of his creeps And he was like weaver you fucking blue rat stop taking my farm and I typed out. Sorry, man I didn't mean to and he's like, no, it's okay, man. I Guess some people just don't it's just their default state of being I think they're just expected to be angry when they play anyway Yeah, whenever I see someone being mean to our teammates, I just try to be like Whenever they're like reports so-and-so for feeding I'm like, I'm I'm sure they're trying their best, you know, I Think it's very rare that anyone Genuinely tries to be bad At the game so I try and speak on behalf of the bad players because I'm a bad player You know and I know what it's like Anyway All that what are oh, that's right my model you guys probably want to know my model one second here Let me show you the full thing one sec. Let me just adjust myself just to get myself all situated situated Sure, that's not right tada, there we go. Look at me. This is my full model here. I am Just standing here. I don't know what to do with my hands. I have little red pants and I have a little quest In in my side. I am a quest giver as well in this tavern. I give out quests Leg reveal. Yes. I do this background does not work well with zoom ins, but I guess I will zoom in here's leg What is the quest this specific quest is a surprise? It's a special quest. It's the final quest Maybe one day. I'll I'll reveal it to you but right now It will remain a mystery Quest with a W. Yes Where's your exclamation point? That's why that's why you can't see it is because you're not high enough level yet chat But yes There we go But let's give credit where it's due when it comes to the model Because this was a lot of work With a collaboration with a lot of people Who design me I did it I did this I drew the design for this character With help from tactician Kate my good friend Kate. She is an artist. She's a wonderful artist I've known her since high school and She does great art. Here's some of the concept art that she made For the things and I just kind of took like an amalgamation of them all Oh Thank you for the 20 gifted subsets. That's amazingly generous. Thank you so much But yeah, Kate is a wonderful artist wonderful designer. So I absolutely will be referring back to this concept art She's Again sometime for like the future She also does a bunch of other art. She's great. She's amazing. She makes elaborate crazy good Character designs as well as little gremlin stuff. You can follow her at tactician Kate on Twitter I think she's got other stuff as well She she makes a little scrum glaze as well. You can see at the bottom Yeah hailing hydrate, sorry Who draw who drew the assets for this vtuber me? I did it. I did everything. I did everything. It was all me Me like actually this time you see all of these all of these assets you can see The 2d I drew it myself It was me Barry. I drew the vtuber model. I drew him super cute So that you would be confused about gender identity Barry. It was me Yes Good job. Thank you. I'm very proud of it. I can show you the pants There it is the shorts zoomed in I've got a little paw as per the concept art that Kate made I'm gonna dance. I'm gonna dance on the table. No, I'm not The little buckle. Yeah, it's a little paw buckle. Isn't it cute? It's neat, right The gender is yes The gender is yes rig Me it was all now. I'm just kidding. That was a lie. You've been bamboozled. I'm a liar Not me it was spoiled chestnut. I Could not rig from the for the life of me. This is also a thing that has been a year in the making that That I've been wanting to show and I plan to show last year but things got in the way But thank you spoiled chestnut if you're in the chat right now you are extremely talented and Skilled in fact, they do rigging on the regular they do like this tree thing that I found But they they have a such a variety of skills, right? They've got so much cool stuff. They've done. They've got their own original model They made like a chibi one for me a little while ago Yeah Double ears. Don't worry. We'll get to that 3d 3d Three dimensions a z-axis Did I hear that right? Yes, I Have a 3d model. I have yet to use it for anything yet, but it's in my back pocket I have used it for Valheim One Valheim stream. I am gonna use it for other stuff and that is by les to see they are an animator and 3d modeler Here is some of their work. It is very very cool and They are currently working on a game. I don't know what Process it is in In terms of development or what what stage it is in but if you want to follow them on Twitter And see their process and see their animations Which are all fantastic and their character designs are fantastic Absolutely check them out. In fact, you guys want to see the 3d model Hold on. I have it up and ready here. Let me show you Check it out. Look. I'm tea posing like every good model does There is me. I'm going to use it. Look. I've got my logo on the back Yes, let's did a fantastic job. Look at this Look at all that tea But look Isn't it so good? Isn't this great? Look at this leg. Look at his feet The shorts It is like Exactly how they did such a good Job translating it. It just looks like the 2d model, but 3d, which is exactly what I wanted It's so good. It's so good Here I'm gonna have it do a little little dance. I don't know I I've yet to actually figure out how to rig it. Maybe it could be fun to use in like VR chat and stuff But it's rigged up so nice And there's like a little wiggle in the in the sleeves Let's did a fantastic job What is the bow tied to the ear? Look, it's tied to the ear right there. But yes, thank you so much. Let's to see It's so good Now the elephant in the room. I know a lot of you are wondering What is up with the ears? Four ears why why do I have four ears? Well, it's actually a very simple explanation. You see the reason I have four ears is So I hope that clears things up It's a very simple explanation. So yeah It actually makes a lot of sense if you think about it Yeah, so don't worry about it, I would say it's pretty explained in the lore and Yeah I'm gonna have to explain but I just did I don't know you guys are gonna have to like look through I don't know the deeper lore. I've left a lot of hints around so Yeah You know if I explain everything then that just ruins the the Fun of discovery right you guys played you play guys played Dark Souls in Elden Ring You like discovering lore, right? Yeah, I'm also accepting fan art If you would like Joe fart is the tag it stands for Joe cat fan art In fact, but the funny thing is I've actually there's like a lot of fan art out there for me already And not just talking about the slide show But like I've been watching a lot of anime recently and a lot of shows have already drawn me like a lot I guess it's just a really good design that I don't know people like to reference my design in a lot of anime Some people seem to forget to draw the eyes. That's okay. It's it's not a big deal But yeah, it's nuts that this design is already out there and like people in Japan really really like it Yeah But I know what you're really interested in and that's my skills Everyone nobody cares about the design everyone wants to know how does it play and my first skill is called pleasant toon This is my cue. It is a heel and a debuff Remover so it's very low cooldown very low mana cost And it hits everybody in an area so Very useful. It's better. The more people are around with it So you want to use this when there's like a lot of teammates around It does make you a little bit vulnerable to things like RP and black hole and stuff like that But yeah, it's a very supportive skill My next skill is called noisy racket It is similar except it's a damage over time on an enemy. I don't know why the ears are above it Sorry about that, but noisy racket It targets enemies very short cooldown Spammable and it slows them as well and this one is another thing that's good on a large Yeah, it's ears racket Ears racket nerf incoming. Yeah, probably it slows the targets. It's a good soft disable. Oh, thank you silver wolf. Thank you But yeah, you you also want to this is also good in teamfights not so great on single target It's like, okay. Yeah, you're probably better off choosing a viper Also, it eats up a lot of mana if you spam it so you're probably good counters are probably like Magic magic stick magic wand Solid support so far. Yeah, the third skill is a passive keeping pace. This is why I'm a lot better in teams like in teamfights rather than all alone I just become really tanky whenever I'm performing with a bunch of other people around, you know, so You know the more pleasant tunes and noisy rackets are on people the better the more unkillable I am so Ideally I want to be in teamfights. I'm not great at one-on-ones Yeah, I'm more of a support you could build Carry because this gives me a lot of survivability. So yeah, it's it's essentially the power of friendship. Yeah This does give me a lot of survivability so you could forego things like vanguard or like pipe of insight or mechanism, but I Do need a bit of an escape Actually, no, I get movement speed. So yeah, it's survivability is not a problem My problem is just doing stuff on my own. So I'm very very team-reliant And my last skill which really really Means that I need to be with the team is key change The more pleasant tune and noisy racket or I guess in this case ears racket I have it's like a Laguna blade that gets stronger the more I have this buff and debuff on people So, uh, yeah, this is a very team-fighty hero Very low cooldown So very spammable, but that's that's the thing, right? It's like you really really got to be with your team So ganking is gonna be kind of hard But yeah, you want a whole team. So the easiest way to counter is to 1v1 for the most part Hard disables a silence completely rude like silence just kills me like if I can't play my music Then there's nothing I can do, you know, I bring nothing to the team most of the time. I bring nothing to the team Yeah, can't gank. Yeah Silence and sniper. Yeah sniper absolutely kills Yeah Also BKB is probably a good hard counter as well Why do I have four years again, you're gonna have to figure that out yourself, but yeah, those are my skills I recommend building things like You know lots of mana things maybe a soul booster Maybe a sheep stick Let's see radiance is probably really good since I'm gonna be staying in the fight a lot since I'm very survivable But yeah Next I like video games. What kind of video games do I like I mentioned earlier Does my alt have an axe upgrade it's just really boring it's just it hits In a in an area kind of around the people is similar to how the the heal or the damage over time would hit in an area Kind of like lions In fact, I'm probably gonna go through a rework that completely changes me into an unrecognizable hero That is completely nerfed and unplayable much like techies, but Because I am overlapping in niche a lot with Luna and lion so, you know, there's not much reason to pick me over the other two But anyway, my favorite video games, I like a lot of video games I play a lot of video games more than I should I like RPGs. That's probably my number one favorite genre of game Like Divinity I am very much looking forward to Baldur's Gate 3. I'm very excited. I cannot wait I'm gonna play it with all my friends Like probably multiple playthroughs just like I did with Divinity Mass Effect, hella fun. I love garrus. I love tally I love jack. I love morden I love rex Mass Effect's cast is amazing. I've also been playing a lot of bravely default specifically bravely default too And it's a nice just like classic old school JRPG and I've been having a lot of time it doesn't do anything stand out or special aside from just being really good And of course, you know the classic pokemon. I like me a pokemon. I also like shooters I was a kala duty boy back in the day Uh, shout out to the g36 a very sexy gun, but um, I like shooters of all kinds, especially halo That's probably my number one Although I've been itching for a new shooting game a new shooter to be my main Right now it's borderlands. I've been playing a lot of borderlands 3 I want my dream shooter Is I want a game that plays like halo that has customization like halo, but is third person, right? Halo has such good customization sometimes not infinite's leaving a little bit lacking But like reach halo 4 yes halo 4 halo 3 like I like customizing You know this marine army man suit, you know space marines and stuff. That's why I really enjoy The customization and like different variants of clone troopers and star wars. I just like Power suits, you know, so I want a shooter that has power suit stuff. That's why I'm so sad that what was that shooter mmo called Warframe. I don't like warframes art style. I don't really like their designs but um What is it firefall? Yeah, I like firefall Firefall I miss firefall firefall was really cool um Yeah, I'm sad anthem. Uh, uh anthems more like the iron man power suit style. Not a big fan Um, I did like the big suit in anthem though, but Yeah, um Titanfall yeah, but I I want a third person game because I want to see my character, you know But anyway, I like shooters ratchet and clank is fun destiny is fun Man, I just I just wish you know Destiny would just let new players Play the content That they made Instead of vaulting it away And I have to be told what the lore and story is Anyway Platformers, I like me a good platformer hollow night shovel night non night games rayman shout out to rayman anybody remember rayman 3 on the ps2 I didn't play rayman 2 but rayman 3 with glow box and like the freaking when you Drink the plum juice and then he gets New powers or whatever could limb havoc. That's the one. Yes, uh shovel night Uh, is very very fun I didn't have an nes back in the day, but shovel nights is a good game and clenoa. Of course, everybody knows I love clenoa Rayman 2 I've never played rayman 2. I should though um rhythm games I know it's a big surprise that bard is into rhythm games Uh, but yeah rhythm heaven the the whole rhythm heaven series rhythm heaven fever mega mix Please nintendo Port mega mix to the switch. You are doing us a disservice. I want to buy your games. Allow me to buy them um Crypto the necro dancer, uh, one of my favorite roguelikes ever Uh, sometimes I just like to chill out and play it. Um, have I tried high five rush? No, but I want to I need to set aside time to just play it maybe on stream Uh, maybe I could finish it in like one or two streams. It's a short game But yeah pat upon I should have put pat upon on here pat upon is based whoever said that I want to believe you are I love you. You're the best. You're great. You get you get bonus cookie points Pat upon is amazing Have you played cadence of high rule? I have not I played a little bit, but I Will at some point soon ish eventually. I don't know Um o2 jam. Does anybody remember o2 jam? That was a good it was a like a computer lobby Lobby based kind of competitive rhythm game Uh, one of those like korean mmo's they called them mmo's, but they were all lobby based I love beat saber and I also love taiko. It's a good drumming game No elite beat engines. I never played elite beat engines, but I I know it was made by the same people as rhythm heaven yeah Sandbox games. I like me a good sandbox. I like just exploring and building things Minecraft I always revisit terraria. I revisit all the time. It just recently got an update like a few months ago Sims is a game That I play some time of play quote unquote What I really do when I play sims is I make my friends in it I I watch them interact for like five minutes And then I'm like, all right, that's good. And then I don't touch it for like a year And then I do the same thing again. Maybe like a year and a half later um And astro nears just chill and just good good vibes honestly There are other ways to play the sims apparently Apparently you're you're supposed to watch them and influence them. I've never done that I I use the character creator and then I watch them interact for five minutes I always I thought that was the whole game honestly I also love open worlds although I have been in the open world fatigue right now because I've been Playing them in my spare time. I have not beaten elden ring since I streamed it That was a mistake on my part admittedly. I shouldn't have streamed that game I should have just played it in my spare time and now I'm having a hard time getting back into it Yeah, also because it's such a big world full of so much content. It's a bit overwhelming like I'm intimidated But I am going to go back to it eventually sometime Um, just because it's it's got the best combat of any hack and slash rpg style game, you know Black flag is my favorite assassin's creed game Breath of the wild. I'm very excited for tears of the kingdom. It's going to be very very fun And I always return to skyrim um skyrim similar to sims is I'll mod it to all hell with completely innocent and family friendly mods nothing untoward Uh, and then I'll play it for like I'll go to white run I'll start in white run because I'd use the uh the alternate start like a like a reasonable person Like uh, you know a sane person. I use alternate start. I start in white run Um, I do I go to that one bandit camp that's by white run And then I stop playing for a year again Yeah, I also like card games Not as much as I used to I used to be big in the heartstone I used to play it every morning before I go to school Uh, but I'm I'm so far behind on hearthstone that I only ever play like Once every few months or something and even then I only play cobalt and catacombs because it's kind of like a roguelike mode Uh, but sleigh the spire has been my vice duelist. Does anybody remember duelist? Uh Has great pixel art. I really like the pixel art and I haven't picked it up in a long time But I remember having a good time with it. Well played. Yeah, we got some hearthstone players in the chat. Hell, yeah well played Well met Have you play tried legends of runeterra? So I I don't know. I like having control over my cards I have a very specific picky taste when it comes to card games So like card games Like magic the gathering or legends of runeterra where they like automatically attack the person the card in front of them I don't know. I'm I'm not into it It's just not my thing. I like being able to control where my cards go So, yeah So things like auto battlers. I'm not not into it Hmm You control the cards attacks and magic the gathering Uh, don't do yeah Kind of it's hard to explain What I'm trying to say I don't know Legend of runeterra you control which cards attack what oh do you okay? Well, then I've been mistaken. Maybe I'll try it out um Yeah, I've been very hesitant to try any riot games Because riot's good at making games and I'm afraid of getting addicted That's why whenever riot comes out with their mmo. We're all doomed um, if they ever come out with their mmo because Uh, there's always a chance that it might not come out. Um, and I'm not holding my breath because Ever quest next Never forget I just miss her so much, man I just miss her I should try out wild frost maybe Yeah Also, I saw eric in the chat. Hi, eric that sky guy Or or sky sky bot. What's her name? I forget what detains, uh box Yeah, shout out to eric My good man And miscellaneous games generic skybox. Yeah, I can't believe it. Yes. I know with all these years and I forget for username but yes, uh miscellaneous games that I didn't know where to put them in terms of uh genre Because I wouldn't put monster hunter under rpg. I would call it an hack and slash But people might people associate different things with hack and slash like bayonetta or devil may cry So I just put it in miscellaneous. Cook serve delicious is a classic torchlight two I like me a good ludi ludi game hell divers Uh unpacking is fun fire emblem. I like the occasional fire emblem I like awakening. I like three houses. I don't like fates Uh And of course final fantasy 14 Yeah, I always go back to it. Uh potionomics is real fun tycoon games. I love Love love parka techs I like uh Prison architect, please don't read into that um Near automata I at all right Forgive me chat for I have sinned I have never played near automata. I'm sorry. I will one day soon Not on stream though. I've heard it's a it's a don't stream game uh Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry But yes, I like a lot of video games And I plan to play a lot of them Honestly surprised you haven't so I've played like the first few minutes Right where you're like you're like doing the shoot them up part and then you fight the big like boss That's like a construction bot But nothing more than that. Um But sometime I just need to hunker down and play it close to the lamp. That's another one Ah, I played that when it came out and it was lots of fun and I'm like, oh, this is fun I should play this on stream and then I never did Yeah Catboy spotted. No, you didn't You didn't see me do not perceive I'm gone I'm hiding You do not perceive me Are they gone? Are they still here? Okay, okay. I think we're safe now Okay, I'm no longer being perceived Anyway with that out of the way Uh, what is next? Oh, yes my quest log. I have my own quests accomplishments that I plan to do Uh Things that I would like to get done this year as my career as a vtuber now Firstly, I want to finish the crap guides I want to finish them so that I can move on to other bigger plans Because I have other bigger plans I want to make more Gabba ventures Um Because I really like that series and they're a nice fun time and they're relaxing and also my neighbor knows about them Um, and he has a kid Uh, and he's like, hey, can you make more Gabba ventures? I show them to my my three or four year old. So I'm like, I have to I have to for the child So that's always fun shower I'm kind of stinky Uh, figure out 3d. Yeah, I I said that earlier. I Need to figure out how to work the 3d stuff use it on uh Like vr chat and stuff I want to start a minecraft rp server. Maybe when when that minecraft d&d thing comes out Maybe I'll get some friends together and do like a three faction like Battle royale thing that could be fun Like we have three fact three kingdoms that are fighting for like the iron throne But like a copyright free iron throne. So like the diamond throne I really want to do something like that I also just like the idea of a minecraft server with a definitive ends rather than just going on forever and then just slowly dying out ambiguously Uh, complete heart of a linty. That is the current d&d campaign that I'm running on this channel. Um Every wednesday, although this wednesday was delayed because I wanted to finish my vdo tuber prep and also next wednesday Will also be delayed as well. Um, but I've got other plans this coming wednesday. Uh, I'm gonna go fishing I'm gonna go fishing Uh, fix my sleep schedule. It's been awful. I've been getting this tavern together. I've been cleaning up and uh Even now it's like this place is so dusty. You can see all the dust bunnies floating around Uh, I need to sleep. I need to sleep at a reasonable time. That's not like 4 a.m And then waking up at 2 p.m Uh, yeah But then again, you know what? Maybe that's okay. That's what is that? 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 12. That's 10 hours of sleep, you know Even though it's completely in the middle of the day. That's still a decent amount of sleep You know and if I'm to embrace the cat life Then why would I not sleep for most of the day? You know, don't judge Uh, learn more music. I want to make more music probably not as often as I want to do animations um But I do want to learn to make more music Even if I have a small part in it Thank you again tavern cat once again this song as well as the previous one was composed by him um But yeah, I want to learn how to compose myself uh Both manners wise and also music wise And lastly my biggest plan is I want to make a video game. I don't plan to do video content forever Um, in fact, I plan to take a break at some point and when I do I want to make a video game a small project something small and humble and maybe take like a year um Very simple Just to get my foot in the door, right? What kind of video game probably just a visual novel Those are probably those are like easy to start with Yeah But this is a lot to accomplish. This is a little a lot of quests. So I'm gonna need some help So who is going to help me with this? Well, I'm glad you asked because I have a very very special announcement Vtuber agency Let me get the music back on. Sorry. There's a little bit of scuff a new vtuber agency called v flick I'm very very happy to make that announcement. It's a brand new virtual talent agency focus on bringing unique high quality original vtuber content Yeah, it's v flick Never heard of it. That's because it is debuting today Yes Changed the letter space. No, it's v flick Yeah So, yeah, this is very exciting I'm glad to be a part of it But there's a lot of agencies out there niji sanji Hollow stars hollow life. What is v flick going to do different? first I think there is a massive gap and niche not being filled in the v in the the mainstream vtuber space So we aim to have models that are very unique and out there uh, you saw earlier that um I I had four other members With me that uh, we plan to release in waves Um that they're not out yet, but we plan to release them at the end of every month But uh, then the second wave that uh, you're silhouetted here. They're gonna be later in the year But uh, yeah At the end of every month, you're gonna see a new member Uh in the first wave that's gonna be joining me. I am the bard. So it is going to be very fantasy focused Uh, we look for talents with unique skills that are able to do stuff mostly by themselves That's not to say that we won't help. Uh, they'll they'll be providing a uh The agency will be providing like some assets and some resources to allow give them help with what they do But they're mostly in control of what they make Um, we're also hiring independent people who already have experience in v tubing So you may see some people you recognize maybe So yeah, some people that are not completely out of nowhere We have dental that's right. We have dental insurance and coverage Because your teeth are very important And uh, we want to cover that Maybe even a red person. I don't know. I will not confirm nor deny Sign me up. Yeah Currently that is one of our benefits right now. Um, but yes proper dental insurance Monster teeth because they're what are the three sexiest things of a monster one hands And you know the hands that i'm talking about the ones that lift your chin slowly and have like long clawy nails And like spiky knuckles two teeth Teeth And three stomachs Un all untapped potential hands teeth and stomachs Can I buy vtuber teeth? No, they need them if we ever get a vtuber. What's a what's a What's a creature without teeth an animal without teeth a bird? Well, actually they don't lose teeth Actually, if we get a shark they lose teeth if we ever get a shark Uh, we'll sell you their teeth that fall out There we go Slim slug worm Birds or dinosaurs that they are jellyfish My grandma. Yo, my grandma is the coolest monster girl. Shout out to monster girl grandma Eustace has no teeth. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, there we go Uh, we are international so all over the world We are intergalactic so all over the galaxy and we are interdimensional so all over every single plane of existence um All members will retain their rights to their models content and whatever other assets given to them Even after leaving the agency and or graduating I feel like when someone puts so much work into Establishing their audience and their brand, you know, they put in a lot of that work and they deserve to keep it So whenever someone graduates from us They'll keep it even if they didn't have a model to begin with We also have pizza parties. So that's fun Monthly pizza parties. Uh, sadly, we could only afford those like really flat cardboard pizzas that are cut into like way too thin slices For anybody But it is an excuse to get together, you know and hang out and catch up with everybody because everybody's always so busy um So it's a good excuse. They'll be monthly as well. Yeah Uh colabs, that's a thing. We're gonna have collaborations With lots of people in fact one that i'm very excited to announce my first collaboration in this stream Right now is with a good friend of mine Poi boy png and they're with us. I am going to give them a little call right now Uh There we go. Hi poi. Hi, uh, thank you for inviting me to the v Oh goodness. You made that hard to read. Yeah, it's a v flick v flick v flick. Yes Right. Yes. Yes. Thank you so much for inviting me. Glad to have you playing today. Uh, that was lots of fun Thank you poi for stopping by. It was a very cool collab Uh, so if anybody else wishes to collab like that, uh and others such Absolutely hit me up. Um So yeah, that was fun. Thank you for the collab poi I look forward to the next one. Um, yeah So What is my stream schedule gonna be like? Uh, I am very inconsistent with it Because I have no excuse honestly. I I'm trying to come up with something witty, but my brain is dead. Uh, but right now Once uh once everyone on the team is back and ready We're gonna continue the jo omega protocol to raise money for trans rights So that's going to be going monday tuesday thursday and friday and wednesday except for this coming one hard of a linty is going to continue But soon after that, uh, hopefully once that's like done I can Do monday wednesday friday, you know play play a game of my choice I don't know what yet, but I think my stream schedule is going to look more like this monday wednesday friday Usually in the in the afternoon central time Um, and then when i'm done with hard of a linty I'm just gonna I think i'm just gonna play a bunch of skyrim just forever Until the elder scroll six comes out, you know mana to hell Uh in a family friendly matter um and just skyrim Nothing but skyrim I'm gonna live. I'm gonna live in skyrim. I'm going to skyrim but yeah So with all that said um There's uh vtubers Yeah, uh, I never I never really know What to put so i'm just following with what other vtubers do So How about a performance? I am a bard after all and most vtubers usually do a performance So yeah one second. Let me just uh go over to My Just figuring things out. I'm a bard after all So Make myself a proper size there we go and um What do I got here over here? Oh, what's what's that? What's that over there? Oh, what do I see out in the distance? Whoa, it's a piano wow a piano That's right Look at that Yeah, but i'm not i'm not gonna play that i'm very out of practice. I did want to play three Songs, but I only had time to learn one So I am going to play one for you What do you guys think? Uh, so yeah, I I'm not the strongest singer, but I did play piano I I do play piano and I'm so So out of practice, but I did want to learn at least one song for you But yeah I'm not crying. You're crying. Yeah, it's one of my favorite songs from Final Fantasy 14 um But yeah, wouldn't wouldn't be a vtuber debut Without a performance So yeah, I I can do stuff. Maybe not to the extent that other vtubers can do I'm not the strongest singer um And I require a lot of takes and retakes. I would never sing live You may think oh, but you've made songs on your videos, but no I that's with like pitch correction and all that post-processing stuff. So I don't feel comfortable singing live, but Yeah, I did do piano. So might as well show my talent where where I have it But I think that might do it for stream um And I have some very sad news We're involving V flick Uh, I've just been told that v flick has been shut down So I'm being let go sadly I apologize I know it's very sad news um Yeah, it took me by surprise, but Yeah I'm being let go. So I am retiring sadly This is both my debut and My graduation So I guess this is also goodbye. It's been a long run um And I've learned a lot honestly. I've learned a lot today In in in all the years that I've spent vtubing now And uh You know I know a lot of people are going to be disappointed by this announcement And I know I am uh I'm going to have to say goodbye to all my friends that I've made in the agency So Yeah But I learned a lot and it's been a good long run Maybe one day There can be another like it. Maybe one day I'll find another agency, but uh, you know what I'm going independent now Thanks to their contract. I can keep ownership Of my model. Fuck. I'm gonna lose my dental. No Oh, well, okay. Well, I guess Dang it So long v flick You were a good one um Yeah But yeah, um Man, what do I do now? Well, I guess I got this tavern I guess I could keep it around but That might be stream guys Some sad news to end it off. I'm real sorry, but this has been a very fun debut Thank I really want to thank everyone for coming and uh This has been a wonderful birthday gift to me Uh, it really means a lot like I do want to be sincere in series for a little for for a moment And thank you for the five years of continued support um And there's absolutely no way that I can thank you enough for all the things you've done for watching my content for enjoying it uh and I promise That I will find a way to get dental again And it's not v. Fuck It's v flick It's over already. Yes, I know I know But you know what this is fun. This is fun. I got to see a lot of my audience And you know Just because I'm retired and graduated doesn't mean I can't keep using these models, right? It was in the contract that I can use it again So, yeah Good career. It's been a good long career. Yeah V font uh But yeah, uh, remember Gabo Gabo plush Uh, thank you makeshift Thank you Uh gamer sups. Thank you iron side and thank you you you guys You made this possible man these credits are long V flock v flick was that now you got me saying it Yeah Thank you You did it you anubis the goddess you especially you've been a longtime supporter I remember you And mr. Demo good old editor But yeah, thanks for coming by Uh, I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your sunday or monday depending on where you are And Goodbye