 What we have in front of us today, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of a pretty bad poster. Completely generic, has very little to say. We have the Strode Family Robinson, three generations coming together to do the exact same pose, stern, ready for action. There's a tiny tagline next to them, so small, you have to zoom in, you have to enhance in order to read it. Three generations, strode strong. Someone actually came up with that and made a designer put that on a poster. They were so ashamed. They made it as small as humanly possible. You could replace this background with a misty, dewy forest and almost nothing would change in terms of my impression of this thing. It would just be three ladies confidently standing in the woods instead of a burning hellscape.