 We're doing the whole thing as like a royal court, right? Yeah, okay. Just want to make sure What's the first three words you said I said Quing yeah, but you just in the first three I didn't understand either who dares approach who dares approach. Did you guys have that? My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is The weekly dumb little behind-the-scenes little behind baseball we're recording this early in We're recording this early because Someone's going on vacation It's me and it's Zach mostly Zach. So all the employee of the months revoked gone Fired looking for a new editor All right, so Jake Shaq short for Shaquille who so many people forget that The vast majority of people forget that it's short. I think they think it's just his name like share Which is actually short for sharing. Anyway, he picked his nose on TV thoughts live there Actually, there's a pretty good gift of that then maybe we can add to this I'm trying to bring back nose-picking so I might not be the right guy for this Pick your note. I Know we're gonna go after that and either okay, so that's one thing we've covered that topic He also they showed a picture of him Hiking up his shorts his basketball shorts to show off his ass in the background of an interview when he was young Which also we have a video of Jake doing that from the playoffs last year Are you Shaquille O'Neal Shaq and I are very similar people and I don't think a lot of people would instantly think that or ever Even after you say that I don't see it. I think me and Shaq would have a good time fair Yeah, yeah at a meet-and-greet at a greet me How are you spilling meat? Hmm is Shaq the most beloved person in the world. Mm-hmm. It's like up there, right? Who would be rivaling him Dolly Parton? Yeah, it's a good one. Yeah, no one's got anything bad to say about her me Shaq and Dolly Parton would be a good time Yes, people don't think of me though. I have you have the annoying waiter pick your ear pick your nose Oh Next story I like this story a lot Jim. Can I ask you about the next story? Yeah, I like the story a lot Jim Can I ask you about the next story? Yeah, I like the story a lot Jim. Can I ask you about the next story? Yeah, I like the story more mm-hmm headline writers Don't speak English. Oh, that's my biggest nemesis Can I read it in the voice of the person who made this headline? Yeah Go Portable toilet inventory wiped out in central, Florida shortage could affect upcoming events I have it more like this nowhere to go Portable toilet inventory wiped out in central, Florida shortage could affect upcoming events I think this is britain attacking florida like easy. They're out of topics nowhere to go Portable toilet inventory wiped out in central florida shortage could affect upcoming events Two three four Yeah, so in florida, they have a law that says if you have a public gathering you need to provide Portapotties if it's 50 people for one hour you only need one portapotty if it's 20,000 people for one hour You need 25 portapotties if it's 500 For nine hours 500 people nine hours you need 10 now Can I tell you something that is absolutely disgusting? But I want to run it by zack. Why not me? Um, it's a videographer stuff. So just butt the fuck out Um, okay. How about a gopro inside the portapotty on time lapse of all the shit and piss just slowly filling Come on if you saw a youtube video like time lapse of inside a portapotty and it was just a piss and shit just I've seen videos like that If you're throwing a six hour event with 50,000 people you need 381 portagons What is happening? I'm using my dugout mug to hit balls at you Contact You got me. You got me. I quit. I quit. This is a mess. I'm in the portagons, man. You are. Oh, fuck man That's weirder than what I said. You know, I'm a poop anytime guy. Yeah, that's true Tell him the famous poop story Oh high school baseball, um pooped in a trash can jake pooped in trash can and it was like when uh, Why did I poop in the trash can jim? Because I beat you to the toilet after I complained about needing to poop the whole ride home But everyone had to poop not everyone had to poop. I didn't go and there's levels of poop I mean everybody poops. I didn't go but I didn't go in the Did you or did you not run faster to the portage on because you knew I had to poop because I also It's not like I went in there and just the defense asked one question But it's not like I just you always pain it like I didn't also have to poop I went in there and I it's not like I do you think you had to poop more than me Well, that's not a fair concern. That's a very fair concern. That's the number one concern of pooping I also had to go like I didn't want to risk a concern of pooping So we had to stand on the bench in the middle of the locker room and hands reveal And poop and poop into it And uh, it was like when cell phone videos there's 2003 is like cell phone videos just became a thing So people were filming him and he was like guys come on like don't take pictures and then um I hate when we're Yeah, I don't know if we should do it again. Dude this next story is stupid pita is suggesting changing the name of ham lake to yam lake Now it's called ham lake because it looks like a piece of ham Just because it's called ham lake that could be in celebration of pigs I mean ham is traditionally a dead pig being eaten So I think pita is trying to get away from that. I don't think naming it ham lake means that people are killing more pigs I don't know the finger lakes in connecticut. You think people are chopping off fingers because they're going to the finger lake I don't think if the finger preserves were trying to save it then yes They do not have a loud voice yet favorite finger three two one Pointer minute soda senator michelle benson whose district includes ham lake has another suggestion for renaming the city steak lake So she's feisty. She's attacking pita now pita is in a tough position. Who did they like more? pigs or cows It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's uh, it's emily Well, I think we have a little housekeeping before we get to emily. Uh, not emily yet because zacks Uh making us record this early We have decided to revoke his employee of the month trophies here here dugout mocks, um Tell them about the employee. It's emily. Jonathan sent me an email and said that his girlfriend emily really likes the weekly dumb And she would love to be she said her her life goal is to be employee of the week. So congratulations to emily We will never be doing this again unless you venmo me a lot of money. Oh, no Also, lou ellen who's our best most lovable superfan She deserves her own if you made it to the end of this weekly dumb Can you find all the people commenting that said they couldn't because it was it was the stupidest one yet and just tell them like It's all right. They'll be back to normal later If anyone thinks i'm gross from picking my nose showing your butt shitting in public showing how I pooped in front of people We'll top the episode for you get over yourself. No, you've done all of that. Well Probably not the pooping thing into a garbage can not a lot of people have stood on a bench and pooped into a garbage can You're one a few Support for this show was brought to you by dugout mugs They currently have an early bird fathers. They sail happening now use code dumb to get 35 off all mlb dugout mugs wind-ups season openers and knob shots No, eat it