 How to start a text conversation that doesn't suck this one sucks Hi, you. How are you nice shoes? Hi you. Hey, and if you see down here This girl actually posted this on Instagram And it says men take note if you send me a hundred and twenty two messages in three months And I don't respond it means I'm not interested Hashtag take a hint hashtag go away hashtag now you're blocked hashtag stock my life This sucks Let's talk about how to start a text conversation that doesn't suck the first one is callback humor So let me go back one. What is callback humor if I'm out and I meet a girl at a Starbucks and We have a you know five-minute conversation and during that conversation. We both talk about how much we like running or How much we like hockey we connect over some Commonality and that's the thing that I remember about the conversation I'm going to use some sort of humor that's relevant when I text her back So an example of that Take this girl Daria. I met Daria at a pet co. I was buying food for my dog She was there with her little dog and I use the ridiculous line because I'm usually out with my dog If I see another girl with a dog or even if she doesn't have a dog I'll walk up to her and I'll say hey have you heard a Caesar Milan, you know like the dog whisper Well, I'm kind of like Caesar Milan. I speak to my dog and your dog just told my dog that you have a crush on me And it's the most ridiculous corny lame stupid line but it's just so over-the-top and goofy it works and Of course, I call myself out afterwards. I'm like sorry for the cheese ball line But she gets the point right now. We're in a conversation. So that's what happens with Daria and I check I texted her later. Hey, it's Prince cheese ball charming from Petco and his sidekick Wiley She gets a text like that and she obviously knows who it is and it's now it's fun. It's flirty. It's a great conversation Here's another way to start a conversation because you don't always know What you can't always go back with callback humor sometimes you won't think of anything or you can't think of anything That was funny about the conversation But this line is great called the standard protocol line So this is a girl that I met named Samira met her at a bar. I was so drunk I couldn't remember much of what we talked about which killed my chances for recall humor and This takes this text makes me makes fun of the silly line in the swingers movie that you have to wait three days before texting a girl so the line is Hey first name, I know it's standard protocol to wait three days before texting, but I wait five. I know I know I'm a gangster She's going to follow up with something like this. It's three business days. You're not doing too bad smiley. How you been right? The last way and for all of you guys out there that love to meet women during the day This is a text that you can always send that will always be relevant to that interaction All right, and it's simply flipping the script if I hit on her during the day. I'm gonna accuse her of hitting on me, which is Hey, Jenny. I thought it was really impressive slash courageous how you randomly approached and hit on me yesterday Robbie PS Wiley was impressed too. That was my dog. So that was a little bit of callback humor Infused with the flip the script line So this is a lot better than sending the hey, how's it going? Hey, I'm Johnny. Remember me It's just boring. It's lame now Who here knows what a meme is? hopefully everybody in April of 2013 I Stumbled across on the YouTube channel, but you can find him at interconfidence.com and his name is Robbie Kramer Let's come on up. If you use too many emojis, you'll look really gay Try to keep it to one emoji for like every two or three texts at the most absurd tell me to jump off a bridge, but now her only options are ABC See how this went and I don't want you guys have to remember anything. So if you text this number Actual stuff. It's just too high risk. There's really no point in doing it and a lot of other guys do it