 – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – Salting a minor, yeah stays on your permanent record forever. I saw you eating human skin. Are we live, man? We are live. Really? On the cloud. Everything's rolling right now. Live in the cloud. Episode number 6 for season 4 of The Mutt in Michael fully actual podcast. We are in Michael's basement and we are wearing cowboy outfits and it is a hot summer's evening. Another scorcher and yet again, we swelter in the heat and Frustrated at the temperatures, but we refuse to do anything about it a simple trip down to colds to buy an air conditioner And stick it in that room Fuck we really can't be fucked. Can we will it be loud though? I don't know Yeah, it would it makes sounds that would definitely pick my house has aircon So I've never needed one of them got the manual aircon Yeah, what's that mean the fan? Yeah, it's too loud They need to have air cons that you just sit in a room right and it just makes it cold I maybe just has ice in it I really wonder if we could put it at the other end of the basement and it might not be that loud or we can get away with it Sitting here before and I'm like cuz you can hear things right And he wasn't reacting and I could hear something out there, and I was like, it's a fucking rat pointed that way and looked really You got pranks classic Marty and Michael That's a one for the books Oh Shit talk would we do I went to Harvey Bay on the weekends saw my brother and niece and nephew And sister in law and it was fucking good fun the Harvey Bay though Itself and the drive down can get up up. Yeah, and then back down. Oh, sorry. Don't forget about that. Yeah true It's like drugs. It's a long long way. It's like four hours sucking traffic on the way home Fuck that man. You know what I mean, but I wouldn't have done it. I would have said no That's what it's gonna. We had a something very scary happen on Monday We we get to work and Michael goes check his emails and then all of a sudden. What the fuck? He's Google his emails been hacked Because I got a good idea in all of the weekend His emails been hacked and we're freaking out because we send personal information to like to fucking people and just he's got so much Shit on there. We were freaking out when you're saying when you say hacked because you two are stoned a lot So when you guys say hacked do you just couldn't get in or couldn't get in the password had been changed Or have you forgotten the password? No password had been changed on Friday Friday night on Monday, and I can't get in It's all been logged down. I'm like, what the fuck kind of get in. I don't have two-step verification Yeah, yeah, and then guess what we figured out you forgot the password Michael remember when we were fucking had our little dinner Yeah, we're trying to get around the scooters and Michael's trying to log in or something and I was really high He accidentally log change his own password and hacked himself I That's what I mean. That's exactly what I was getting yeah Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't believe even told him that he just fucking put two and two together And knows I get fucking high and can't figure shit out That's exactly what happened the whole day and then finally we figured out that it was at like eight o'clock when we're scootering Yeah, that I changed my 8 a.m. Yeah, is that so you could sign up to the Trying to get with neuron or whatever whatever brand it was and then I stupidly just somehow changed my password on Yeah, my email anyway fucking stressed nothing so something I would do Hacking is terrifying. Oh, I have memories of the Bali trip where you got hacked and that Nightmares. Yeah, that's fucking scarred me that shit straight away got home Log into on the laptop after ever my phone flogged off me the second time in 24 Emails coming through your snapchat password has been changed. You're gonna learn has been changed man, man, man, man, man Anyway, that's our shit talk. Oh We had a dinner we went scootering don't forget and that was on highest kites and that's where I hacked myself We went scootering. Let's be honest the fucking purple bikes or scooters are better than the orange ones Yeah, I think they were a good walk a lot. Oh my god. I had to push half the way you had the purple one I know but like it ran out of battery Are you sure? Are you sure it ain't a fucking kilometer? I've actually I've probably Fuck what else I want to see the creek you've been there. Yeah, I think I have which one the one on the Gold Coast or the one in the Sun Chunkers Samford so Sun Chunkers Samford. I used to live near Gregory and near City Creek went there And it's actually really nice. It's cold water, but refreshing. It sounds stupid See dark Creek See dark Creek see dark Cedar Creek. Yeah, like C. It's CV Creek. Yeah, it's sort of like slang Yeah, so I just trying to be cool. It's Australian term C. That Craig I'm saying anyway, we've got a fucking jam-packed episode in for you boys I'm gonna prank all a vet and Tell him I need to get my dog put down because I can't find anyone to dog sit as Darren It's down wants to go to Bali. We'll get back to the ronda and the pub thing soon We just need to work out the logistics for that because fuck me we figured out that they were onto us They knew who we were and they knew they were expecting the prank call So they just shut it they shut down they shut down and it ruined the prank call remember But we still got a good one at the new place. We've got of course got another fucking person for bachelor Brown I think you'll be very pleasantly surprised as far as I'm aware. She's not a single mother. She's 20 years old She's single lives in Queensland. Love her dude Dude could be the one man You can't explain I love someone just off the stats of single and 20. Yeah, it's a crazy times man You love cuz gender three you love cuz gender if it's female you love it Remember we have some pure box, but first let's get these fucking sponsors out of the way I'm gonna be honest with you guys. 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You laugh you lose part 3 where yeah, it's it's it's fucks Yeah, that's where it gets invited like what we did we would invite you probably wouldn't know about it You probably don't even know what we're talking you would have the best time It's so many videos for you to catch up on we did the civil war It's over 200 videos Matt. Do you understand of the funniest shit that we've ever made I Recycled food like you've heard all about are you eager to sort of or at least have a little look at it Or at least do the 21-day free trial where you can look look at the videos And if you decide you don't like them you can leave without having to pay a cent You understand that too lazy to sign up. Yeah Links in the description 21 day free trial see if you like it fucking we just filmed a video today What bruises the most and we got objects that we've we've we've had Throughout our careers squash balls tennis balls fucking in shot gel blasters sling shots And we've we're gonna see which one bruises the most. It's genuine experiment this one Mr.. Breath three days to wait and we reassess and see what the damage is You understand this so that'll be coming out. What's out right now that while they're listening to this other The bruise will be out right now So go and have a fucking geese at that one brother if you're interested to see what item You know throughout our careers bruises the most Mmm very interesting highly highly highly Scientific it is it actually is all right now. We're done with the boring shit. Let's move on to the fucking fun part of the podcast Matt Brown dance Can you do that? Can you show us your best shimmy? Oh for those I'm in a chair for those who are listening on Spotify Matt Brown is actually standing up right now and he's dancing Holy fuck he's moving in body in ways that I've never seen before people on Spotify. You are missing out So how can you twist your back like that come? That's fucking disgusting sit down man do a shimmy for us Shimmy shimmy shimmy. I reckon I'm the best shimmy probably You gotta talk into that mind. I'm getting room Maybe maybe I'll go yeah, I'm not doing that. I didn't like that at all Disgusting very creepy. So um Glad you brought up Spotify. I noticed that we can all rate the podcast now Yeah, if you can't support us in any of the ways just mentioned and like we're not very good at like asking for things Or we don't know how to Motivate people to fucking go buy some shit, you know, we just we just don't we don't have that part in us We're not businessy But please if you enjoy the podcast just give it a like and a comment because if the podcast keeps grown Then we keep making it and it's fun to make or let me tell you but we're fucking tired after filming two videos today And Matt Brown sitting in his office screaming at his secretary all day ten hours of it screaming Please if we make you laugh or put a smile on your sister's face Put a thumbs up in the box and write a comment on the wall and Spotify now you can rate us out of stars Yeah, you can put give us five star rating on Spotify So just give you second right now we go do is click on the stars You just put our money mock fully actually you see the ratings you give it a five star and go back to bed And still other people's phones and go into their Spotify. You can't say that. Yeah, I can I'll I'll admit it. I'll admit it. I'll stand up for that Michael has actually stood up now. He's fully actually stood up All right, so wait if we're doing now We do Bible first on this day on this day. Can I get high for this? We're back and that's putting on his headphones and they're on to hide his ears On this day On this day in 1997 Justin Timberlake fans were not impressed after Justin did a drawing of a baby hatching out of an egg And it had a knife Babies everywhere were offended and said that babies aren't allowed to have knives Nor do they hatch from eggs like he had drawn Justin Timberlake refused to apologize to babies and instead brought the media attention to Egypt That's why everyone now knows where the pyramids and shit are and Tutankhamun and stuff too Justin wrote the song crying me a river referring to the crying babies that he upset from his drawing Wow, so Justin Timberlake made an Egypt mainstream and like the crying is like cried a river the Nile Yeah, I'm pretty sure Matt I'd love to see that drawing Matt Brown. Maybe you could do a rough copy of that drawing tomorrow Since you researched that so thoroughly. It's it's very fucking. It's like today. What it's like how the babies got offended You get offended a lot everyone gets offended these days. Yeah I'm offended right now. Anyway, it's not right along. Hey, okay. I'm nervous Yes, why are you nervous? What do you mean? Why am I nervous? Look at what I'm looking at I'm looking at the blackest darkest most evil book ever known to me Inside it lie the secrets of the most twisted degenerate fuck Queensland has ever seen let me flip to a random page Unrippable pages don't laugh unrippable pages they are Okay, here we fucking go. All right, brace yourself Matt Brown's little black book Have number 32 I Was on a secret trip to Thailand to have as many prostitutes as my mints would allow Oh, I spent every waking waking second paying anyone who would let me to have them one particular have Really stands out. I was a power walking down the street holding out Australian money and urgently nodding and gesturing to the money in my Hand at any human I passed then I saw him It was a time man at the beginning stages of his transition into a lady boy He had he had a little bit of facial ear and only had one left breast implants so far He was wearing a tight dress close enough. I thought to myself I stormed over to him and aggressively shook my money in his face sake sake. Let me fuck The time and hesitated but then saw my Australian cash He nodded and said something I did not understand I told him to shut up and firmly took his hand I full-on sprinted back to my hotel all the while clinging to the time and hand He fell over multiple times as he couldn't keep up and I had to drag him and jerk him back to his feet But the time we got back to my hotel. He was terrified Get upstairs. I yelled and followed him making sure to have a feel of his robust little tie ass as he Scuttled up the stairs in front of me. We reached my room and I pushed the time and aside and Spartan kicked the door off its hinges If I hadn't blinked for well over three days now and my eyes were so red They looked like hooker clits after a 12-hour shift I could tell the time and was new to this and he nervously entered my apartment I placed the door back in the doorway and led the time and to my bedroom Just relax. I am Matt Brown I Lifted the dress off the one breasted time man. I stared at his left breast Then my gaze lowered to his hanging swinging cock My hackles shot up on my back and I instantly dropped to my knees and without using my hands Wrapped my mouth around his little tight cock. I immediately started sucking and eagerly sucked as if trying to swallow him I Stared up into his face of the time in with my little red raw clit eyes and he looked down at me Horrified my little brown and gorged and crawled out from my torso. I stood and spun the little time man around He said something at in time But again, I did not understand and told him to shut up I bent him over my bed and pulled his cheeks apart I power vomited on his little dot and inserted my reproductive link I hacked away at his ass Lifting and throwing the time in all around the room only to catch him and reinsert my little brown I fucked feverishly and unrelentingly and to finally my mints levels were high enough to ejaculate I unhooked my little brown and pinched the tip of my dick so that my mints came out in all funny directions I laughed and laughed as ejaculated sprayed in all directions Hahahaha Sprayed on the wall on the ceiling on the windows on our faces We finished and lay on my bed together I was supremely exhausted But the time and sheepishly turned to me and explained how he no longer wanted to be a lady boy And that I had changed his path in life. I told him to shut up Fuck yeah God It's like I want to try that now pinch the tip of my dick as I come and see what happens What happens brown? Oh, yeah, you come shoot shoots faster Oh my god That was a that was a journey one. Holy shit man lady boys. Yeah, I don't think I could do it. Hey Hey, man, it's not forever on But it is for some Julian Well, at least you showed him what it would be like to be a lady boy and he changed his mind Nice. He stayed. Oh, really. Do you still talk to lady boy? Yeah, man. Give me advice. What lady boy name? Sarah Garth Gar Garth Garth Garth Garth. I like Garth Oh my Garth Tanda V8 driver Libby Libby, did you bring your body Libby Libby Libby? Thank you. Yeah, I did actually. Well, let's read a quick verse one that looks around on the laptop for things I'm just sifting through a few years sifting through disgusting I love opened up to a random page What chapter is it today? It's chapter 17 verse 8 from the book of what is our two Listen listen listen can you hear here? Hearing is the opposite of their in Yet for hearing loss we have hearing aids. Why then do we not have their ring aides for those who cannot they're here? Their ring aids would use the same technology as hearing aids, but just in reverse Now go forth and make their ring aids for all here here I'm an Anzac legend and served my country there because I hear here Love Bezos Pretty spot-on Yep, what do you think Matt Anzac legend for two weeks? Did you know that? I don't know it upset me three actually if you can't therapy three Three weeks two weeks of fighting on the front line and one week of therapy No, it is time for Oh Which is our comment of the week segment we pick we come together and we go through all of the comments Which we all read? With they weren't that many last week But we read them all and we pick at the comment of the week and we stick it on our comment of the week Abort where you will be in my eyes to forever count cow The cow board look at that. So we added ash hole Ash ash holes on the board now look at that ash hole So if you want to have your comment immortalized on the comment board All you need to do is comment something cool. You can be a question. It can be anything It doesn't necessarily have to be the most likes comment just has to be fucking funny clever Deep whatever whatever it is look none of those fit any type of category It's so important to get on the board Dude once you're on the board is like we'll never ever ever ever ever forget that brown It's gonna look good. Once it's kind of finished. Yeah, exactly look like a high school project Somebody suggested we should turn it into a like a photo of it and turn it into a t-shirt once it's finished Oh, yeah, I don't think many people would buy that but yeah, yeah If you want us to answer your questions by the way for the question segment What you gotta do is comment your questions We answer the most liked questions first All right, so have a scroll through the comments see which questions you like give them a like if you want To answer them and fucking good luck out there, man. It's a rough world out there, baby Are you ready? Oh, he's got worse Oh God mad brown We met a fucking fan on our walk today. He watches the podcast. Oh really? Yeah, Brad Yeah, Brad, and he gave us his dad's number for a prank or Brad silver. Yeah Is that it? Yeah, Brad silver. No, I am. Yes. It is. I don't believe me. I'll show you his name. Okay Look, I'll show you his fucking name. I just that's the only Brad I can think of at the moment who comments on the podcast All right, let's fucking focus on the real world quickly show him out here He fucking type in it. I can see it No, no, seriously, it should come through now. It should come through. Oh your phone's recording. I just sent you the name Anyway, um, what's his father's name? Camille Camille, it's a lovely name. Yeah, it's not that girl's name. It's it sometimes we go again. What name are you gonna call your kid? Yeah, that's a tough one from a brown should do brown because every name he likes belongs to some slut that he's fucked Oh Brown brown brown brown, I imagine that's your favorite name. I don't know. I'm torn. I'm too shy to say in case it's shit name Nicholas Nikki's not bad. Is it Nicholas? Nikki. It's gonna be something German. Nikki's our Nikki. You ready for comment of the week? Matt, I've been sitting here for like fucking 30 minutes, man. Oh, yeah, it feels like ages It's actually been 34 minutes All right way to do bachelor brown man. Oh Next yeah, that's next and I'm fucking excited Dude, we got it. Yeah, I'm shaking right now. This is the one and she watched Nervous system is fried right now That's shaking. I'm worried I'm shaking so fast. You can't even see it come Okay Hi frequency, baby Love this you're gonna love this bitch. Oh dude. She's the one. We're sure trust me I did some background dig dirt and fuck off. You can't fucking pig. Yeah, dude You should do you love her? What's her name? I don't know All right, give me Let's do a comment on the week. All right. It went to Derek Blevins. Blevins Depending on where he's from depending where he's from B. L. E. A. R. S. S. All right. I thought that that all right. You ready Bachelor brown has become my favorite segment Please never stop even if Matthew gets married continue to contact women on his behalf Sit still Matthew and let the love overcome. You can't Well that transition well stone fucks dude people would kill to have us you are fine They're white. Oh lucky cunt. You are in prime real estate He says it almost has air con manual air con. We talk about it. Yeah, we talk about getting air con What's dude? What's the finish on it? What's the finish on the comment? Since you really interrupted he said Matthew let the love overcome you cunt and then Women want to love you cunt say. Thank you I agree. I Agree Should you say thank you for us helping you find your wife so other found her already? We're pretty sure everyone can see it. This is beneficial to your life That's why we chose that as comment of it was a group decision that comment We all thought that that was the best comment all three of us So we're gonna cut that out and put on the board because that's exactly right you chose it So it'll be on the the ball of us the cow. Whoo. Well done Derek. Well done Derek. You made the board Like it's like a little high school project All right, which is all do would you let it? Yes, you're right Would you like to go to questions or do you want to get I think I think I think I think I think I think we should do the bachelor brown Brown brown, but you're brown brown brown Bachelor brown brown brown brown. Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? He's behind you? He's behind you He's always behind you know, that's not the theme song All right, so let me tell you a little something about that flailer So her name is Jasmine Jasmine. I like Jasmine and I can see that she is 20 So you'd be younger than what we've had so far, but trust me Matt loves young He Fresh woman he says Single which is good And that's all we know so far and look look at a picture of her Matt have a quick look Well Jasmine is a nice look at that watch his face. I'm gonna get a close up of his face Look at that fucking pure lust. Oh my god. Look at that face. Do you love her? Do you want to fuck her right now and he's mine? He's fucking her. Oh You mind fucked her you haven't even spoken a word. Do you love her dude? I hate you guys Oh Let's call her Jasmine Jasmine shit. Jasmine's a nice name Aladdin. Yeah, I thought you'd like that name after you saw her face Tell her your name's Aladdin Hello, am I speaking with Jasmine? You are? Jasmine look it's Marty and Michael here from the fully actual podcast and I have a very Nervous Matthew Brown sitting to my left. He loves you. We think we showed him a your little profile picture on Instagram and his face was Truly priceless He was yeah, it's safe to say that he's he's halfway to you. He's actually picked you. I think he's already picked you now So before we started filming today Matt said please you have to let me tell ask me for a joke When we do the bachelor brown segment he said I have the best fucking joke And I want to show off my awesome sense of humor So just to begin things Matt. We'd just like to tell you a joke just to show off his humor And see what things you have in common all right Matt or throw it over to you Don't you fuck this up Matt? Joe fuck this up. Come on man. That joke you've been talking about I Don't have any jokes. Oh Make one up make one up because otherwise you will be the joke Dude tell her about like Aladdin Tell her you think your name's Aladdin. Come on Matt. Oh, you can do it. It's okay. Just clean mind think of a joke Come on. You got something in there. Come on rattle around so deep if this is truly meant to be It will be joke Go, I don't have a joke. Oh That was all right. Yeah, that was a good one. I didn't laugh out loud But anyway, why don't you tell Jasmine a little bit about yourself? Tell her you could it standing up we fucking hey Jasmine Good This is so hard to do with these two here, it's difficult Trying kiss her trying kiss her. I can't kiss her. She's on the phone. Yeah, well tell her you want to kiss her tell you want to kiss her I'll help out. Okay Matt. Hey Jasmine. Yeah. Have you seen Matt Brown? What what do you like about Matt Brown if you've seen him? That's good It's very well set that's nice it's thick um Jasmine, whereabouts are you from? That's it, that's the one What do you like to do in your spare time Jasmine that's pretty good that is no that was pretty good in my books If I'm not at work What's your favorite beach of the Gold Coast Yeah, the beach is the beach everywhere. They just a fucking beach I grew up at Berlin. No beach is shit. What about what do you ask her like what she does? What do you do for work? I'm a bartender Look Matt I'm just gonna jump in and try and help out a little bit Matt, why don't you tell Jasmine what are the two things you value most in a relationship, please? Oh Um What do I value Say boobies come on Matt. What do you value? Uh trust. Oh Um Both of those answers jasmine what are two things that you value in a relationship? Definitely sex Dude She's the one Matt you love her And probably honesty as well. Oh my god. That's pretty much trust. You see the values question It's got you guys to go a bit deeper. All right jasmine. That's perfect. Thank you so much We're gonna get um, can you do us a favor? Please and follow matt brown 1111 this four ones It's the fucking so sorry about that fucking instagram handle, but yeah matt double t brown Okay, sweet and he will DM you and you guys can kick this off And I really hope that um, this isn't just a one call time thing from you jasmine I really hope that you there's some sort of relationship forms here and that you and matt brown Have a long and fruitful life together. That's what I hope for and I hope Okay, great. So we have your word that you got you will continue to talk to him after this phone call Thank you so much. You sound very desperate It scares me matt sing her a song one last like parting song. I think you should maybe try and hit a high note, man Actually here you go if I'll go on for you. I'll sing you a song if I actually meet you. That's my This is fucking sound meeting All right, thank you very much for your time jasmine. You've been a wonderful part of bachelor brown And we'll be in touch. Hopefully you make the final three See you. See you jasmine. Maybe she should sing that a song. Bye You can sing us a song that was like matt She thinks that was you She thinks that sound was you You idiot She thought you singing like stupid idiot at the end that's why she hung up Very good very oh matt man. You fucking froze up man cunt. You froze up bad. Well, jasmine was a nice man Well, maybe he was scared of the pressure because she lives here. Yeah Well, there's a lot of things that add up there, baby. What do you think have you been talking to any of the others? I briefly spoke to some of them, uh, but no Fuck guys come on Like we're doing our bit here. They don't need to we're creating we're creating the chemical reaction You need to do your part and um at least push through for a few weeks to see Under this fucking facade this concrete exterior. There's a soft gentleman. I will say um, uh The first two which was brook and sammy sammy No, not sammy Fuck me. I've forgotten people's names. That's pretty disgusting. That's honestly. That's not good. You gotta remember the name anyway, um They do comment and Say hello or laugh at things a lot and you always there's no one or like always dislike, but oh, he's playing That's his problem matt. That's why you're a 35 year old grown man You don't need to be playing these mind games anymore. You're trying to be like high school like twilight and shit I want you to tell them how you feel Yeah, well, I reckon at least yeah, tell them like a number one to ten how much you like them. So they They haven't got anything from you. They think you hate them I do not hate any of them Well, do you gotta at least send like who do you fancy the most if they were all here right now based off the conversations You'd have with them. Who would you want here? Last week's curse. He was pretty flirty. She was funky. She was fun. She was a lot of fun together I'll say that much for free actually Technically, I've been chatting back and forth but in comments to curse. She's a big we didn't hear that before She's a big fan brown reveals all but um but um Jasmine sound of the That's why he was such a nervous sweaty wreck cunt. It's because she lives here and she's young and she's young And you saw a photo of oh, yeah, also because she's I think she had a private instagram So I could only see this the photo is so small It was a tease if you want to know more the eyes had to really intensely look at it And who knows she might see me on the street and I won't recognize her and she would Anyway, that's exciting. Yeah, so Jasmine Looks like you are top three. You'll be coming at the end of the year. There's a long way to go But you are definitely in the top three so far. So if you want to free trip all expenses paid to the city you live in Scammers we're fucking scamming cunts. Oh fuck All right, oh man I wonder what would happen if we just begged for money every podcast What do we should try I want to put out a go fund me and see how much we can get We're raising money for our pockets. Just put our paypal in and then we'll just get on our knees and beg for five minutes We have to draw tears Because like having this many people see you beg surely it's a numbers game I wonder if we go like what there's 15 000 people on average that will watch it What if we turn around? Hang on. What if we turn around and said every dollar? Marty, we all take a hit of the spoon. You'd pop like a fucking blood vessel eventually You want to make money or not? Dude after today and the wounds. I'm so done with strikes. Fuck German segment. Yeah, it's coming I could strike you elsewhere if you need no arms good the rest of my body's fucked You're probably wondering why we're wearing these cowboy outfits I'll tell you why we tried to film a video called the washing machine rodeo and we spent $2,000 on washing machines And um, it failed. It's a failed video. I don't know if we'll probably post to the website Just to show you guys that not all our videos bang Yeah, fuck it sucked. We wasted a lot of money a lot of time two full days So anyway jasmine and matt it's the apology All right, what's the questions now is it? Yes question time. If you have a question comment your question on the muddy micro fully actual youtube channel The most like the questions get asked first unless you've asked them before and just have a look through have a comment Through they say the questions what you want us to answer? Top question went to bow james williams. Oh, no Uh question for the podcast. Why what's wrong with bow? No, exactly what's wrong with bow. Yeah All right, not sure if this has been answered before so apologies. It's all good. That's what's wrong Shit. Yeah, uh, how did you go? How did you boys meet matt brown? How did you get him to work with you and what happened with him and wholesome? Uh, love all your videos your boys always make my day dream It's hopefully meet all you legends one day and very happy to see marty's heart doing well I got a cramp. Yeah, it is doing well. I'm I'm fucking feeling the the blood pressure is by the way is fucking I reckon I'll make it. I don't I think I'll go back to this cardiologist a month's time And he'll be like you off cue would come That's the confidence you need to that's the attitude. That's horny anyway next question We met matt brown before everything in a castle. He was trapped on the lower door He he was a prisoner there a prisoner, weren't you you're imprisoned for sexual acts? And we freed him we freed him and fed him He lived in our shed for a while and we fed him grapes And then we said um learn how to set this podcast shit up and he went and got a job at wholesome Yeah, fuck me and wholesome are still together. All right. Um next question is French um we'd met we met matt with through james. Yeah, that's true at a video shop Yeah, my james turned to me and said hey Do you want to come and hang out with some of my friends and watch a band in west end? Just be aware they do try and kiss each other sometimes And I said i'm coming so many so many people had to warn their friends about our behavior Just became like oh by the way, they're a bit fucking weird. They're a bit crazy But michael wasn't there. I met michael later. Um Marty was great. He just went and destroyed a 7-11 when I met him But um, but michael walked straight up to me and we knew each other But michael walked up and he had just gone through hemorrhoids And he said dude, I've got a hemorrhoid check this out and he showed me his asshole Imagine meeting someone for the first time and you had you're forced to stare at their asshole cunt. Holy shit. It's quite rude No, but we're already abrupt It's a brunt social encounter. Yeah, holy fuck. So we're already talking no through social media The apology for 10 years in the making Um last week Last week, um, marty said uh, does anyone guess how many haves matt had and a fair few people commented um And there's a bit of a I did see a comment there. There is a bit of a conspiracy that my four ones I knew it may be the number of haves I had Is it 44444 or is it 411? I think it's 1111 and he's purposely left it on that Yeah, it could be um anything but um, some people are crazy a little bird said i'm at 69 420 666 And I think that's too many. I think 11 um 11 apparently we talked about haves at 37 37 So someone thinks that it's 37 halves Um, a lot of people like colby said 69 halves. Hmm. I wonder why I'm not sure fly by night reckons matt brown has had 40 60 haves till I die Um, bow williams boy again. He reckons 69 as well And uh demon badger demon badger reckons. I've had six six six halves Oh, yeah, I can sort of see that but um spirit Yeah, a lot of people reckon the the instagram name Yeah, that's that is that's what I reckon a sign. That's what I reaction Yeah, we'll find out we'll get to the end of that book. Yeah, fuck. It's only one book Yeah, my time tunnel said I do not think matt brown knows how many haves he's had too many minced blackouts Oh, and sorry this one's good, uh derrick who I think got our comment a week He said the exact number of haves matthew has had is the same number of missing person cases in the greater brisman area We'll have to double check those figures, but that could be Yeah, you shouldn't read that out. Man. This is all going against you now. What are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you? Have have just keep having Keep having Yep, we're ready for questions. Oh, is that questions now? I got it. Uh, I'll go this is from elbert Elbert elgula. Aguila depends what country? Um, I've got a hypothetical Let's just say you guys became a couple your girls got tired of your shit and left Who would be the top and who would be the bottom? Oh, what's the who's on top the girl goes on top? The thing is like the dude you're fucking the dude I reckon we share and we take it in turns We'd be very very affectionate and loving Very openly affectionate in public lots of long passionate kisses Over my shoulder, I'd be sitting on his lap leaning turning my head back Like rose and jack I think it'd be a very even share Yeah, I guess you'd have to we'd have to 50 50 it I watched that website video with mon by the way I saw a couple of comments about that too and we do show well Oh, at least yeah, at least once a once a week. We get do you show this to you? Yeah, we do and they're like that obviously Seriously disgusted by supportive, but yep, they they know who we are deep down matt brown. They're wonderful Next question is from matt porter. Um, what's matt brown like on weed? I feel like he probably freaks out and that's why he doesn't smoke Yeah, yeah matt panics a lot and he um, you guys have never seen me stoned I think so didn't we get high on a boys trip? On cocaine. Yeah on like all of everything. No, I didn't smoke weed though. Oh, wow You've never they're selling smoked weed on a boys drink A wholesome that's stupid idiot. I will again one day I will again Um, oh god, uh, joey evans has asked if you had to be eaten by an animal, which one would you choose? Very good question. If I could choose for michael, I'd go ants Just because it would be Fucking hilarious man Oh, they pin you down. They'd be so slow. It would be excruciating. Can't I reckon you'd go on a shock, baby Oh, you would you'd black out for sure It would be so painful imagine tattoo all over your body times 10 can't because I have to just sit there and hold You until your skin rips eventually came close ones Oh, but if I had to choose for myself, I'd want a large animal I'd want an exotic animal one. That's cool to see up close. I'd go a hippo At least you can admire it. Oh, yeah. I reckon that would be a violent way to die Yeah, very quick, especially the trample you a bit and then like they'll bite you up They're jaws real strong, but like they haven't got sharp teeth. So you won't bleed. You just be like blunt force They would spoil what else is there? I reckon maybe a shark's pretty quick, right dude. No way that is fucks that you said that Okay. Yeah, true man. He's so disgusting man Cocktails too much. You can't do crocodile. Yeah, look. That's what I mean. They're all about like a snake It poisons you and you just pass out. Oh, I'm being sick and dying like that. Oh, yeah It's just so sick And it'd be all weird. You probably have a fucking heart attack. Oh Look, I'm gonna have to say dogs No, and let me have my throat tearing you apart Oh, let up my throat. I'm gonna say I'm gonna say dogs Be that would be fucking slow or a lion. Maybe It's lying stronger than dog. I'd be ripping you. What about a bear? A bear would kill you pretty quick No, I've heard the foot you've heard the footage of that dude getting eaten by the bear bear man grizzly man Oh fuck. Okay. It's too hard to decide I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna stick with I'm gonna go with bear a whale it swallows your whole Yeah, Pinocchio and you burn it's stomach acid Fuck that Yeah, I don't know Man, I like leech. Leech just suck me dry What about just a billion mosquitoes and you just die because you don't have any blood left in your body? It's just all once they just they inject and suck all of the blood out of your body You're completely covered and all at once. They Remove all of your blood They'd be they'd be like 20 seconds of your heart beating still and then you just seeing stuff going on the pain would be fucked I reckon. Oh Well, maybe I feel like you want to faint. I don't know Maybe just hope that the shark gets you quick and drowns you like just quickly drown a Shark could be horrifying. Yeah. No, I don't like the worst one out of everything I've got that in a fucking line. What about a python? What about a massive massive snake? No, because I said snake at the poison you each no, it just constricts you so you just suffocate It's like hanging off getting Yep, getting choked out fine. Yeah, I'm gonna go Python. Yeah, let's do that. I'm with it. There's your answer, mate good constrictor Next question is from Justin Bradford Would would you Marty Michael and Brown consider re-enacting a scene from Matt Brown's little black book for the website and add a little Marty and Michael flair to it. So re-enacting one of the black book stories Hmm, maybe it'd be a long fucking play and a quiet sexually graphic. Yeah, it's Sarko has to be the chick Cartoon could be good. Yeah, an animated version. It'd be lovely It's very takes so long to make we're planning on having an animated diary entry The other thing too is they're very like sexual. They'd probably get removed Immediately would have to go on the on the only fans page. They're true, but that's a lot of work just opposed to only yeah, it's free Yeah, if you want to go to our only fans, it's free Yeah, it's we have a free only fans, but we haven't posted any new content on it for a while. What's it called? Fully actual fully actual can someone comment what our only fans We have forgotten Business bad foot cramps right now. You need more magnesium in your guts. Oh my god What cramps is so weird it's like my toes are trying to touch my heel Next question is from Jared Marty, do you think all of the screaming in different characters could be a reason why your blood pressure goes? So It does it would for that moment for that moment It would contribute, but when I'm at home and lying in bed the screaming I did hours before Should not do nothing to my blood pressure Next question is from Mitchell apart from yourselves. Who do you think the best social media influence is in Australia besides yourselves? Australia Influencers or just social media content creators The best fuck it's hard to say look Willem Powerfish really makes us laugh hard and he's a fucking harder gold that come Yeah, he's a good dude. Obviously. We love Jackson. So He's just a good mate of ours. Show me makes similar content Not on the website. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, what else who else is there? Yeah, we don't really watch many Ozzy's a how-to basic was very pretty popular Pewdiepie Anything is definitely Alright two more questions ago Bryce Carter says or asks Is there gonna be a meet and greet for the re for the season finale or any time soon? For the season finale, I think we actually we should do a proper episode and have the three finalists of the bachelor brown segment No in front of people in front of a live studio audience. So I guess we could turn that into a meet and greet if you come to the Michael's holding a knife now if I pick one before that can we scrap the three? Yeah, if you fall in love before the season's done. Yes, that's fucking hard way out. I'm gonna fall in love or invite three That's fun. That's a win-win because you fall in love And you have an option with three either way. I'm not having 2023 the year 2023. I'm not having a brown walk around isolated from everyone I'm not isolated. Yes, you are brown. Look at you. Look two of us here on this couch. You're sitting in an egg Cunt you gave me this chair All right, last coffee the last question. Okay, yeah from the CA Who when you guys first started out were you nervous in front of the camera or get weirded out by hearing your own voice being recorded? Yeah, remember the Q&A is we used to do like seven years ago. Oh Man, so aware of the camera be like be like, oh like it's like there's a stranger in the room looking at us But now I don't even notice the camera It's just an iPhone on a fucking stand and we're just talking to ourselves I can't even see that well. Yeah, Michael is completely blind That's only just happened recently Matt Brown. Um, yeah, hearing my voice It's hard at first. Why because it's so fucked. Yeah Matt, come on. You're really nice accent in general is quite harsh. I like it. I like it a lot. It's very Emphasis look people over people overseas really like it. I'm when I find it. It's just it beats German I don't know 100% Yeah, Australian, but definitely everything beats German. Now you're being racist You've crossed the line into unwanted territory. It's because of you You are so openly racist about that. You should listen to Marty on the phone to his mom. It is ridiculous Have you heard it? Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Look, you're both really upsetting me now and we're gonna move on We're gonna move on to the next segment which just so happens to test your German fucking knowledge and guess what Loser gets fucking hit By me. Oh, I was wondering that's why I've got the knife because I didn't know where the spoon was by me. Fuck Matt Lose German Verse two And this is a segment where I read out a sentence. It's either complete bullshit gibberish Or it is in fact a german sentence They have to pick which one it was whoever picks the least amount at the end gets hit as hard as I can With this wooden spoon number one You're trying to put on the Irish accent with it to throw me I reckon That is fucking German. I think it is German too You are Correct, we are getting better Matthew Brown. All right. That's one or I care to care a shot at what it means Say it one more time Halt Something about I reckon get in the castle Now fuck me. That's actually like so close to what it means. Yeah Holy shit. Oh my god. Do you want to have a go Matt? Yeah, I don't I reckon he's lying to you. I reckon it means Get out of my house. No one here. No one here Michael's was much much closer then it means Change makes skin Oh You actually convinced me that I was close. Yeah, I knew I'm so excited. I was good with the bird sparrow dead shit last week Fucking nowhere near it. All right number two You're trying to be like I reckon like a bit Mediterranean. It's kind of offensive but like That is definitely German I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a risk and go not German It is Not German, you know how to throw me I've thrown you around Re-enactment number three to one to brown Vada No, that's like Spanish. That's not fucking German. I'm gonna say vada is not German. I'm gonna say it is German There's no way You're saying no Fuck, I reckon yes, right. You can like tricking me again. It probably is but I'm gonna say no it isn't German I was right. It's Spanish. It's too and that means it's too all babies How's it too all after three? It means get off the veranda. I get it Okay, number four. Uh, it's not German. So it doesn't It's very good. I thought it was Spanish. Yes. Could be look. I'm not gonna. I'm not here to say what Sorry So it could be Washer deinen schade Washer deinen schade Say that again Washer deinen schade That is fucking Russian. That's not German. I'm gonna say it is German it Is German Shit, so you're winning three two to the brown care to have a stab at what it means Uh, there's glue on my hand I have to get it right to win, right? Yes. There's one more but yeah, okay Oh, if you know if you get the if I guess what this is. Yeah, okay Say it one more time No, you don't get a guess at it because you got it wrong It's true fucking rules. Do you break all the time? All right three two to the brown. It means wash your skull Oh, it's close wash your skull. Come on. I said there's hands glue. He said hands glue Who the fuck says that Number five I have to win I have to go whatever the opposite of Can I hear it again, please? Fuck I'm not gonna put my opinion and wait for matt I'm gonna go It's not German I guess I have to say it it is German it is German Oh, it's tied and michael has a chance To take the lead if he can guess what that means. Oh, here we go one more time slumber medreckin beinen I reckon We're off to holland They have been on the river in Amsterdam so close. I thought he had it at the start. It means slut with dirty legs Fuck yeah, I was way off. Maybe uh, yeah, I thought you had it. She could be in holland. What do we do on the tie break? That's why I thought uh during a tie break. You can take scissors paper rock or I can slam you both I think we did both last week. Yeah, let's just do a scissor paper rock just a one off so we can move on Oh, and now what do you do scissors paper rock? Wait, is that what you do? Okay, michael's gonna go rock go rock dude michael's gonna go rock now scissors paper rock Oh my god Oh The time has come the time has come does the arm hurt I can show you the world Shining shimmering splendid Now tell me princess now when did Now you must seek You hurt him you hurt him badly. Oh my fucking god, dude. It doesn't get easy. He's lost an arm All right, thank you And we're back from the bong break, um, we were just discussing we're saying Um, what happens if you get five out of five on the german gibberish? And in that case I get hit the spoon. Okay Anyway, next segment is the p. I want boxing segment. All right Everyone sends in little gifts and there's a guy that hates matt and he'll have a letter in there All right, uh hayden has sent that one in Is this the one who wants us to sign? I think so and zaka. I think it's zack has sent that one in Oh a little package. All right, so and our mysterious loser. No dad Matt loves pointing out that he's He shouldn't have told him that he's using that as ammo against you count. What do we go there count? Is that a fucking member of parliament Holy shit a member of parliament has sent in a fucking stubby cooler. Oh my god, zack Menhenet hinkler from one nation And there it is I wonder if he's no free advertisement right there. No way that means he watches the podcast someone's from Politics watches the podcast. That's smart. Well, we are seeing the lord mayor soon He scared me matt. Did you know it would have moved the camera? I didn't think I actually I saw one of the cameras, um shaking from side to side and then like did a full circle So I might have stopped filming Like it fully did like a 360 in the in the spot. This count is always still going. Okay, sweet. Yeah, we're meeting the lord mayor soon Yeah, anyway Yeah, actually. All right, so hayden sent, um this poster A fully actual to hayden say anything here from me and michael Watch this happen michael michael stood on the Spoon the wooden spoon and it came flying past our heads and now I'm breaking my shit All right, hayden. We will sign this and matt will send it back to you and if you don't receive it It's matt's fault to marty and michael. I love you guys videos. I watch on youtube and facebook and instagram I love how you say it's for science. Can you please personally sign this post review guys and follow the stick note on it? Please thanks for your videos. It makes my day happy to see you guys doing the videos Thanks again and enjoy my letter. Please sing back to me. Please from hayden cutting ham. Please send it back Please. I'm begging you. Just send it back. Okay. Why isn't it back yet? Oh wait, is this the return to ring? All right, so we've got the return to sender We will sign this at the end and matt brown matt brown I'll sort you out hayden. All right What do we got here on matt's opening his letter? Have you opened? Oh, that was the fucking parliament thing We got the stubby cooler and we have a letter from matt's favorite man What say thee This is like the nicest letter. He's ever written and it's not even to me. I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious. Yeah, you're right That's very nice letters. Yeah, it's a nice letter for you guys. All right. Well, thank you Let's read it out. Nothing to do with me. Dear marty and michael. Maybe his dad came back Just two questions quickly. Are you guys still friends with luke urwin jackson? Oh doity friend luke that you guys saw him at court in brisman for jumping off the bridge Are you still friends with luke? There's no we haven't had a falling out or anything He's just moved around and we just sort of make different types of content. So there's really um Yeah, it's just sort of drifted apart naturally Yeah, no issues with him. He's got a good podcast. I think he's doing the podcast. He's doing a podcast. That's right He's getting heaps of guests on Question number two. How did you guys become friends with shami and his brother austin slash break blake? It was a new year's eve party at the end of 2017 Oh, I know this story and the jackson invited us and michael and I came down the first time partying with the boys and We left quite the impression. I almost cut my nipple off. Yeah, look, it was a wild little bender that we had with the boys and ever since then we've been Yeah, we've been close. That's what bendering does sometimes, you know That's why I enjoy it in your 20s. It's so bonding, baby You and your friends you release all your inhibitions and you nearly stuff each other's cocks in your arms So it's a lot of fun and um, I'm seeking insurance You should Home and contents insurance. Oh, I thought you were gonna say life Yeah, we should probably get life insurance Can you get life insurance? Yes, haven't you seen those stupid ads they put up? I think we should really have a peace of mind for our children So what if I pay like a certain amount of money each week and I die, who gets the money? Um, whoever your So if you want to put your girlfriend down or if you want to put your family down or marty You may you make a will. Well, if you're like planning on dying, that's probably close. Yeah Does everyone do that when they get close? Yeah, but They probably it cost a fortune each week if you're old if they found it But if they were like, oh you guys are doing stunts all the time your life insurance would be a bit more Our premiums would be through like that. It'd be too expensive But If you I don't know I think you'd be I think we should do it might be like five. Maybe maybe next year And we'll put each other as our life support thing marty'll be fine And then one of us dies will be incentivized to kill each other Or to hope for death death during the stunt Oh Imagine that we start fucking trying to kill each other during experiments Anyway, we're not getting it. That's something wrong Okay, guys time for prank call of the week. Um this week. We got fucking down He's gonna call up a vet right and see if they will put his dog down for him Because he can't find a dog sitting on that He's probably will he's going away Um vet just say you're going to say he's going on holidays and just needs to put it down so he can go away This is gonna touch at the heartstrings Oh, wow, they're probably gonna be upset that you're putting it down because they care about the dog. Don't say that man Good afternoon I'm good. I said um I was just wondering um if all come down like maybe tomorrow, am I if um always could lock book um in To have more um dog put down Okay, I don't have anything at all tomorrow, unfortunately Just before the weekend, but is there something before the weekend weekend? Um slide slide it in or something All right, let me have a look for you and see what I've got So I do have a 5 p.m. Friday night. Yeah, right. No, well, we got to catch the buddy Catch a plane on the bed 545 is there nothing early that I could get in like I'll just drop it off right like I don't need to like um Be around with it and that is it because I can just like put it there and you just put the bloody um Get the jab or whatever. Can't use just do that. Yeah, we can do that for you. Um, so have you seen us before? No, no, just calling the closest vet. Um at the moment. Yeah, I just I just yeah Going away on the weekend sort of Okay, can't find the dogs here Yep, okay, hold on one moment and I will see what I can try and do for you. Uh, gee, so much for that Sorry, thank you so much for that That's all right. No worries. I won't be too long. No worries. Take your time down Thanks so much for holding. No, that's no worries, no Um since just put me onto you. So you're wanting to book your dog in for euthanasia Yeah, that's right. Yeah just before the weekend. Yeah before the weekend Okay, and um, what was the reason for putting a little one to sleep? Um, so like I've had the dog like maybe like a year and a half on that and like to be honest, it's been like a bit like Been nothing but problems with it, right? And um, like I booked out this barley trip like must have been maybe even four weeks going into it and um, I can't find like a dog seat and my sister's just moved like All the way like gattening something and I just can't find a dog seat, right? And I can't let my dog Just sit it. I'm not I'm not cruel like that. I can't let my dog just sit at home while I'm out in thailand So and and bloody starts a death or something. Do you know what I mean? Like I can't like hire someone to come and Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, have you looked at one of the dog? Like the dog sitters or yeah, I've looked everywhere. Like I've looked everywhere like I've done all that Okay, he's don't need to like can't list me like stuff that you should do like I've done it You've named it off you've named it off tried it, right? And unless you can look after it Have you tried to surrender to the RSPCA? That would be the next option The only reason I'm going through these options is it does become an ethical problem to euthanize an otherwise healthy dog Um, I can look in for um the procedure to discuss it with one of the vets if you'd like to discuss it further Um, otherwise, but we would recommend surrender to the RSPCA If your dog is otherwise well, I was got a problem with RSPCA because like one of my ex's um works at call center there And she's like I can't I'm not risking going near that right, but um, I just had a thought right? What if um, or what if the pet comes in with like an injury in that what if it's um hurt and it comes in Then you're allowed. There's no ethical and that is there Well, look it does It it's just quite a difficult conversation for us to have If you want I can book you in for the procedure And you can definitely discuss your concerns with the vet at the time. Well, I've got um, well, I've got you So if I bring in like a few animals At once does that sort of affect like the price isn't that or um Can use because I've got a couple of cats too. They're usually all right But I thought if I'm making the trip in I might as well get um get the cats in as well because like Yeah, like I don't know Yeah, yeah, just for the evening. No, it's just a um like one of cats is old as fuck. Anyway, she's like Maybe like eight years old We don't generally do Package deals Group euthanasia services. No, not at all. So if you did want to get multiple of your pets In that position, I would say that you would probably better off Surrendering them to the animal welfare league and they can yeah, I'll try calling them and that but they don't even like They need to find and she's not you know weekends just around the corner, but you can just go to You can just show up to the animal welfare league the same with the RSPCA. You do not need to call them You can just show up to um while they're open And they can help you there as well So so so I can't bring in something but we do if I'm keenly here. No, okay What if I bring him in in the same cage, right? I'll have a dog the cage and two cats They'll require the exact same service. Oh, yeah, so just three yards get it done She's just putting me out in the back in the bin So I think you're better off discussing this with the animal welfare league because as I said, we are healthcare professional service here and we do not do or condone healthy pet euthanasia or Multiple euthanasias for no specific reasons. Um, we'd have to decline during that Just because we do need to come on. He says you always have to decline You can do the dog, but you can't do the cats like how does that make sense? You know what I mean, it's like what the fuck man like he's can kill um, he's gonna put the dog down, right? But if I was asked for two more, that's where he's draw the line and that I just don't get it Well, yeah, it's just because we have a limited that's not only He's only got a couple needles available at that at that day. Yeah, that's one procedure that I've got available So I don't have the availabilities to do anymore. No, I respect that. No, it's good All right. No, we'll look I'll respect you standing down If that's what you were looking at as I said, I would recommend going to either the rsdk or the animal welfare league because they Spend a lot of money and as I said, there'll be minimal problems from them involved in them as well I respect that. No, that's true. Honestly, you stood up for yourself down. I respect that so I'll um, I won't drop the cats off But how about this rod if is there any other slots slots for the cats before for order on Sorry, any other what any others any other slots any slots for the cats You know slot like an opening a fucking Oh an appointment availability It wouldn't be until late next week Yeah, right. No, that's too late. Well, look the cats can probably survive anyway Like they've done it before I just put a bit load of fucking food on the ground And they're she usually all right. So um, the cats can stay I suppose But yeah, let's just book that dog in and um I'll bring him in and just to be sure he doesn't need to be injured or nothing use can just um Just just stay under the bloody thing and bloody get down It will be up to their discretion. We generally don't recommend it and we'd recommend As I said, come on surely. I can't be the first in some instant as we can do it Yeah, I can't be the first black down on these days. Surely surely there's bloody Blacks all around bloody breezy. He's got can't find dogs. You're doing that and bring him in You know, it's bloody. It's your dog. You know, too No, this is the first time I've heard of what to be honest. Most people generally surrender before they do that Yeah, right. So um, all right, well, let's book him in anyways and um, I don't need to do nothing to him or whatever I don't need to prep him. I'll just bring him in and um, he's just like I could honestly like I just want to sort of drop it off He's gonna keep the cage like I don't want the cage keeper this dog shit all through it You'll see it's all through its fuck paws and shit. He's fucking so gross like it can't even lick it off It's fucking It's just let you know the cost in for the euthanasia procedure as well Um, so we can do the aftercare And the cost of the procedure We're looking about three hundred and thirty dollars. Oh my fucking god, three hundred dollars Yes, that's oh my god. Is there like um Fuck me. What is there like a cheaper way generally people go for for um surrender before they go for this type of procedure It's not something we treat lightly here What if I drop it off right with a hammer and a consent letter saying that yous are allowed to use um Cheaper methods right because that's how they do is um back on a farm like on our farm farmers And that's how they did it right. They just got the uh, those bald They want there but here we are medical care professionals as I said, and it's definitely not something you don't use use hammers in that No, we do not Fuck me. All right. Well, fuck. I don't know if I can fault that out. That's like on my bag money Yeah, right. Look. Oh, yeah Yeah, kind of thing. But yeah, my look let's just cancel the um appointment. Oh, um I'll think of something. I'll sort something out of you Okay No worries. No worries. You have a good night down Let's say I say the respect out of the top and just stand up for yourself, man That's respect worthy to the top inch See like down Oh My god, can you cut that down to make it palatable, please 18 minutes is far too long for a prank call Oh any boring slow bits. 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