 The first few episodes of the hit video game sensation Halo are on Paramount Plus to watch, and I REFUSE! Alright, now that that's out of the way, let me be honest with you. Let me be Frank. You can be Marcus or Mary, whoever. It doesn't matter to me. This is the deal. This video is complete and utter nonsense. The thumbnail, the title, it's all clickbait. Complete BS. And the reason why is I just want to get people here. I want to get faces on these videos. I want new subscribers and I want the old ones to stay and be happy that I'm putting out content. The deal is I haven't watched Halo for no reason other than I don't have Paramount Plus and I don't want to buy another freaking streaming service. Listen, I do movie content here. It's called Adam Does Movies and I also do TV show stuff when I can watch it. There's just a ton of content out there. Don't be mad. Don't be upset with me and my petty attempt to bring you in. You don't understand what I'm up against. There are literally millions of hours of video uploaded every single day on YouTube. That's not even a joke. You're asking, is this the real life or is it just fantasy? It's real, Queen. And honestly, I'm caught in the landslide of different services with different shows and movies coming out constantly. I can't even keep up. So when a property, a video game that I actually like a lot, Halo, finally gets its due on TV, I'm depressed. Well, I'm not depressed. That's a bit over the top. I'm a little bummed that I didn't get to watch it. Sure, I could throw on an eyepatch and get a parrot and sail the seas, get it that way on the bay, or I eventually buckle under the weight of it all and buy Stupid Paramount Plus. Or this channel grows large enough and Paramount's just like Adam. They're knocking at my door. You have to review this show. Here's a subscription for you. But they're not going to write now. Who am I, Chris Stockman? I can barely get people to support me on Patreon at Patreon.com slash AdamDoesMovies. Yes, now I'm shilling inside of my own video? For me? What kind of topsy-turvy world do we live in? Where I can't even put out legit comment anymore and I'm kind of known for my honesty, for my sincerity, for my sarcasm, for my wit, for my looks. People that subscribe to AdamDoesMovies do it out of love, out of respect for the host, and they'll tell you in the comments that they'll praise me up and down. Don't believe me? Look, look for yourself. And if you need further proof, here's a text I just got earlier today. Adam, your newest video was pretty good, a thousand times better than last week's videos, where honestly, I was pretending I didn't know you. Imagine having to pretend to people that you don't know your own son. And that's just one, out of two glowing texts I received from family members in the last five years about the show. So no, I have nothing to say about the Halo show itself, or Master Chief, or Cortana. Although she doesn't look near as much like a smoke show as she did in those games, where she is essentially a hot blue man group reject. Now the real question is how long do I keep the charade up for on this video? Do I try to hit that over eight minute mark? The threshold for getting two ads on a single video? Or do I just let this sleeping dog lie? I don't even know if that's a proper expression to use here. I mean, I expressed it. Anyway, I want to thank you for stopping by, falling for the bait, but I do want you to stay because my other videos aren't like this. This is just a pathetic, feeble attempt for a guy to try to get a couple new subs on the channel. Is that so much to ask? Is that wrong? I guess I'll leave that up to you to decide. My balls are in your hands now. If we were on a ship in a sub, it takes two people to turn the key. I turn mine. And if you have subscribed already, make sure to hit that notification bell. And oh, phone's blowing up as I talk. Another text from a fan. Make sure to take out the trash today. Yeah, that was from the wife, so. Sorry, ladies. This one's taken. I said I'll take out the trash when I'm done filming. Yeah, I guess what? News flash? I'm still filming. I know I'm not Jeremy Johns. We all know that. We all know... She hung up.