 You know who's working hard every day? Jerry Mandereurs. They're the highly paid political consultants who redraw America's voting districts, guaranteeing one party's domination of an entire state. What's confusing at it? Well, do we want to use a word like domination? I mean, that sounds bad. Using voting data to silence millions of their political opponents, these heroic... These heroic strategists go to great lengths to ensure one party's supremacy over the voices of the people in their state. Come on, man. Just read it normally. These heroic strategists... This is it. This is the end of my career. This is some, like, dark Orwellian sh**. Of course I didn't read it. I got an idea. We can save this. What if I slap your stupid beard off? Get in the chair! Get in the chair!