 Oh hoi hoi. Wait, something's different. Can't. Hmm, I'm not really sure what it is. I guess it's not important. Anyway, welcome to the video. I am going to react today to memes from the dank memes from site 19 subreddit. Let's just get started. The ethics committee. We have ruled that your practices for the last year have been severely unethical and a reformation of procedures will be necessary. The O5 council. Behold, I don't carinate her. I mean, yes and no. The ethics committee can in for, it's complicated. It depends on the canon you're dealing with. But in mainline canon, the ethics committee probably has the authority to direct the O5 council to do things. And if they don't, then they will probably be found in violation by the remainder of the O5 council. That's the other half of it. It's all politics, right? So the O5 council is really the only thing that can sanction the O5 council, but they all accede to the idea that the ethics committee knows what they're doing and should be listened to. So even if they disagree with the ethics committee ruling, this is the thing. This comes up with a lot of the writers too. Like they don't understand how it's possible for someone to disagree with the ethics committee ruling and somehow still vote to enforce it. That's the idea of creating an ethics committee. It's not created just for the fun of it. It was created because you know you can't trust yourself to make those decisions. So when they make a decision just you disagree with, you either A, help them enforce it anyway, or B, give up on the whole idea of having an ethics committee in the first place. There is no middle ground. Anyway, moving on. Dogs according, normal people. Dogs according to weebs. I don't, I wait. I don't get that one. Dogs according to SCP fans. Dogs according to Datto. Fire spider by Datto. Get fine dog free. Yeah, all right. Wait, is that? Oh, I liked the anime image again. I think it's anime, but yeah, that's that's supposed to be a dog, I think. Okay, that's weird. SCP writers that spend months crafting a perfect article that references dozens of GOIs and known concepts in lore while still providing a horrifying and beautiful story. SCP writers that talk about a cat missing its ass. I mean, let's be real here. If you spend months crafting an SCP article, I feel like maybe you have taken too much time to work on it. Because the minimum quality level in the SCP Wiki is not particularly high. So it's taking months to produce something that could have been fairly mediocre and still successful feels like a waste of time. I'm just saying. And if it is, I mean, there are some amazing, like I said, there's some amazing, I've said this before, not this time around, but I've said before, there's some amazing stuff in the SCP Wiki quality level to the to beyond what you would expect of professional writers. But the average quality level not super high. You're not hitting. There's not a high bar to hit. It's a it's it's like practice, I guess for writing. You're going to be successful as long as you meet a minimum level of quality. And that's it. Don't don't do that. Just find a fun concept, write it out and enjoy yourself. Don't agonize and they don't agonize afterwards and be like, oh, it didn't do so well. I spent all this time on who fucking cares? Who are you? I'm SCP 001. Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? I think this is I think I even know the original quite something like you killed my father or something late because the this is a blight from Batman beyond. That's right. I'm old. But uh, yeah, he didn't kill his father. He sent the jokers to kill his father. Doesn't matter. Not important for this video. Um, but yeah, there's a lot of ones on the SCP wiki a lot at this point. Like, you know, what are you reading? SCP 001? Which one? Oh, the one about godlike power. Which one? Oh, the one where the SCP foundation realizes that they've royally screwed up. I said which one? SCP 005 lead researcher being told about SCP 005. It's anomalous effects. Damn, bro. That's crazy. But I don't remember asking. I love I love this because of the word play involved. And that is all. If you don't get it, I'm sorry for you. It needed to be included. The foundation if you contain this anomaly, we might learn a lot from it instead of termed the GOC. If it isn't normal, no need to be formal. I don't know. The sv foundation does do a very good job of like they learn from things. Yeah, but then they use that knowledge for nothing. So in the end, what's the difference between them? And the uh, I mean, it's the problem is we get this idea and it comes out of a lot of fiction like television and etc. That as long as somebody is still alive at the end of the story, everything's fine reset. It's good. But is it really like we you're subjecting people to stuff that's going to give them trauma for forever, even if they do get out and inherently telling them that they're never going to get out and the reader as well that they're never going to get out. So what's the difference between killing something and putting it in a box forever where it will never escape except it's still alive and essentially being tortured by the fact that it's uh being left alone with no interactions with other people. It's just it is maybe tiny bit better. And that's it. And plus even if and that's if they do in some incarnations, the sv foundation, they don't even bother with doing research. They're just stuck on the we put it in a box and that's it. Let's move on. When they do do research that do do when they do research they uh that information is just in the ether. It gets filed away in some secret document that no one ever will read. So what benefit have you given to it's just yeah you are without a doubt the worst doctor I've ever heard of but you have heard of me. I mean yeah this is this is hilarious to me. I think this is supposed to be the scp o four nine dash j in a nutshell and uh I think it's pretty accurate. Yeah I'll give it I'll give you that pretty accurate. The offsite community trying not to mention series one scp's or dr bright it's impossible. I mean yeah the problem isn't this is okay so it's it's the problem is this scp o one and dr bright are popular with a certain segment of the fan base that tend to be particularly vocal about it and that's the only problem so we get so used to people who just won't shut the heck up about you know scp o four nine give you an example the one we were just looking at they just won't and like everything they say is o four nine base they walk in as plague doctor 69 or 420 whatever and and be like hey what do you think would happen if you put o four nine up against x other series one scp and you're like well I don't know this maybe this maybe this maybe and this maybe and they're like okay cool so what do you think would happen if you put o four nine and they just every question every comment they come up with is o four nine so when someone comes in new and starts talking about their favorite oh their favorite series one scp or starts talking about their obsession with brighter claffer any of the other doctors it it calls back to that and even if the person is not socially inept to that level it still feels that way because people are so used to it being that way is it fair probably not but it is what it is so it's just a matter of like keep it to yourself if you're talking to people who aren't uh also new to the scp wiki and honestly kind of the people are new to the even if they are new to the scp wiki maybe still don't because you're building them up to do the same thing that you're you're doing which is getting your reputation as somebody who getting your reputation with the extant writers in a way that is not favorable to you is it fair by the way no i don't think so but it's a common problem especially among young people who just hyper fixate and it is what it is i think hyper fixation in young people is probably one of the it's like they and of course they don't realize that's what they're doing i don't think because there's also a certain level of social awkwardness to it but when you hyper fixate on a particular individual specific topic not a general topic or talking about a particular thing or even just having a discussion about a thing but when you make scp 049 is not a personality carl it's all i'm saying anyway that's it thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed the video please scroll down and hit the subscribe button then hit the notification bell so you're notified when i upload new videos if you'd really like to support the channel you have two options you can scroll down and click through to buy a piece of merchandise with my logo and or my uh you're wrong about this you're wrong about this poster is it you're wrong about this shirt you're wrong about this mug you're wrong about this hoodie get what you'd like i'm thinking about putting out a you're wrong about this face mask but um i can't get around i can't figure out how to make the design myself my other stuff was made by someone else and i'm trying i'm trying so hard it's not in my bailuit it's not in my wheelhouse it's just not it's not in my wheelhouse it's just not i'm not good at i'm not good at arting anyway and then if you uh if you don't want to buy something you can always just head on over to patreon.com forward slash d samarian and pledge at any level like everybody here on the screen already has including dr j redacted and synderiki who both pledged $100 and morgan who's pledged at $40 it's nice to know that i'm not alone out here and i will see you all again on thursday