Lil Dicky - Scary Story





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Published on May 8, 2013

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Lil Dicky Hump Days. New ish every Wednesday.




Visuals by Kuddy LeBlanc


Lookin at a bitch, it's a beautiful view
Snookie kinda tits, wit a booty for two

But she really fit, word to Scooby and Doo
So I pursue it like I do in the booth

That mean I really wanna hit, holla at her like ayo what it do
I ain'tcha daddy, I ain't mad atcha moves

The way you dancing got me staring cuz you badder
than a bear at the zoo
who doesn't care particularly for the food

And get embarrassed when there is a lot of people staring into his lair
And he very hairy and the air isn't good

She said okay I'm understandin the comparison
So chill wit the narrative, cuz you scarin me away from you dude

Then I said, I said okay, that was my bad
Know my pick up line's sad
Wanted to impress you, why the fuck you think I buy plaid
We should go to my pad
let you hold da ipad climax
You lookin better than an imax

Decide fast, cuz I'm bout to get up in the the ride and take a ride fast
She replied yes, now we drivin

And now she kissin on ya dude
But the minute she unzippin's when I think I gotta poop

Now ya man is rollin all around the muthafuckin city
while he holdin on a bitty, while he holdin in a shit
He can't control it, so he focused, but she groping on his dick
He wanna bone her, but he told her that he feelin sorta iffy
But she really wanna get it bro
Feelin on a testicle
But lil dicky reelin what he feelin is instestinal
Goddamn it what the fuck should I do
Cuz shawty really wanna get in the mood
But Dicky been had to poop

and now she kinda confused
been persistent but the kid been tryna resist her moves

doin 60 in a 20, I got reason to move
cuz I been squeezing on ma buttcheeks like a prisoner do

and now I'm getting close to panicking
stomach is unraveling
every fuckin bump has got me clutchin on my abdomen

I swear this isn't happening
I'm staring at the back uh da Cadillac in the passing lane
Swearing up at the traffic mayn...

man this is harder than all madden
I'm airing out the car because I'm fartin like a savage

She started fuckin grabbing, on ma part to make some magic
But I'm hardly harder than some corduroys up on a rabbit
(sorta sounds like rapper, my bad. either way works)

So I tell her that the plans change
Don't mean to act strange
But I gotta go, I left ma phone up in the last place
She gave me the sad face
Started typing numbers at a fast pace
Glowing black case on the dash, great
So I told her thanks babe,
but I forgot I gotta water fuckin plants up at my aunts house that way

but shawty still up on ya man
she caressing and undressing me and then I shit ma pants

Now ya man is rollin all around the muthafuckin city
Tryna hold in that he shitted, cuz he rollin wit a bitty
But he trippin, and he twitching cuz he hopin she on't sniff it
but he only got a minute till she notice that he did it

So he pull over the car and
Do it like he tarzan
Rip all of his clothing then go into the forest
Minute later shawty came in the nude
and then I laid her on a sycamore root
nobody knew that I pooped

Nobody know that I pooped
Fuckin right, nobody knew that I pooped

Until I got back in the wip up wit that chick
and she could sniff all the poop and
So then I told her that it must have been goose,
she said I think you mean geese

I said that's what I mean
seen a dozen of them muthafuckas in the ravine
Then she said what's a ravine
I said the thing in between us and all the greenery
I mean it's a stream, don't know why I said ravine

Then she said oh I see, and then -- outro

Beat - Close Your Eyes by Relta

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