 So, only I remain. Alto Clef. Alto, I will take a shotgun to a reality bender's balls and pull the trigger at point blank range clef. Alto, I blew up the challenger with my mind clef. Alto, I tried killing 239 clef. Alto f***ing Satan clef. Maybe the last part is true. Maybe I am Satan. And as my punishment for defying God, I am forced to never be able to interact with anomalies. I am not a reality bender, just the opposite. I am a reality anchor. I am the only thing that is certain in a world where Yelesto National Park just started being noticed less than a year ago.