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I was on Instagram live when the decision of Biden being president of elect came down. So there's juicy content over there, guys. Yeah, and I tell Trump to do stuff over there. I do too, but he's a little bit more. Anyway, raw, but I was looking forward to this because obviously the adults is hilarious. So here we go. Is the counting taking so long? We watched white people count so intently. They were counting us. 228, 229, 270 slaves out the ship. Here we go. Why is the counting taking so long? Out source that shit to us, man. We'll go with you present in 45 minutes. And then fucking fuck, we will change your plan in 45 minutes. Present your new plan. Like, you give us 10 future candidates and their place of birth and their time of birth. We will tell you who's going to be president of the election. Kamala Ka K2 is very strong, but for Rahu is weak. I don't want to see it. It feels like such an inefficient system in their election. Can we agree, yeah? It's like trochology. It's like to declare the winner after the election. That's why I like it here. We know who's going to win way before the election. We don't wait around for a whole pocket election because in India, we don't declare the winner of an election. We abandon the losing. Because it's a parliamentary system. So halfway through the election, people recognize that the guy's going to lose and they're like, I'm sorry, Rahul. And he's not jumping shit. In America, they waste all this time. They have to come up with all these slogans and it just feels like such a waste of time. Like Trump slogan is, fucking make America great again. You know, Biden slogan is, who am I? How did I get here? When you waste time with slogans, no. Do you know what Narendra Modi slogan is? Modi. In the election, the largest democracy in the world. He went to give me this, like, hey, Modi. You know what I'm saying? Modi. I got it. I think the big sort of scary takeaway for me in this election, and a lot of the media was talking about it as well, is that not just white people voted for Donald Trump. That's the big trick on this. You know what I'm talking about? Evergrande's minority is voted for Donald Trump and that's what's shocking about it. But I kind of get it. They were being honest. Because, you know, like Mike Pence looks like white people designed to white them. They were like, yeah, Mike Pence. Donald Trump looks like four immigrants designed to white them. Four immigrants is not in the room to make a white guy and the Indian was forced. He's like, okay, it will make him thorn and fend. It will look prosperous. And then a Mexican was like, I wanted to look historic and like sunk his man. Like he just came off a beach, you know? Like a beach of a private island owned by a sexual friend. He had a sexual friend. That was too much. And then after he was like, I want him to have small hands. I want him to have a mouth so small that he sits from his straw. It should look like he's drinking from a glass. And then the Russian walked by like, I will tell him what to say, don't worry. He's like, you know, it is easy to be mean to America in this moment. It is. And don't be enjoyed just a little bit, we do. Because, you know, America was like the hot girl who was mean to everybody in high school. And she was just her and her two other hot friends, Britain and Europe, and they were just pictures for everybody in high school. You know, they take all your money, they never let you into their party, but then they'd show up to your house and clean out your basement, whatever was underground, they'd take it. You hook up with your friends and you'd never see your friends again. They'd be sitting at lunch like, where's Saudi? He's like, I cannot be seen with you anymore, I'm with America. And then Saudi would be like, I can't come out later, she was just using me. He'd be like, hey man, forgive him, forget him. He's like, yeah, sure, he doesn't forget. You know, and then you graduated from high school, and you didn't hear from America for a while, but you heard like, she had a series of bad relationships, nobody knew where she was, and you heard that Britain and Europe got married, but that didn't work out. They were separated and going to get divorced, but there was like a custody background, and nobody was talking with you, both of them. So, there was like a bit of a thing, nobody was leaving on time, and then one day, you were walking down the street, and then suddenly, from behind you, you heard, rest of the world from high school, and you turned around and you were like, America, and she just let herself go. And then in that moment, you looked at her, and you were like, what's going on in your life? And she's like, oh, it's tough, I don't have any money, it's been a tough sort of 20 years, and I work in a Chinese restaurant, and the boss is really hard on me, he doesn't pay me that much. And you started to feel sad for her, and then, while she was talking to you, suddenly this guy came up from behind, and just, you look at her, you're okay, and she said, oh, that's my husband, it's fine. And you're like, are you sure? And she's like, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I swear to God, I'm fine. And she left, and you felt bad in your heart. And then four years later, you were like on her Facebook profile, and you heard, she was single again, she broke up with the guy, she dumped him, not even in person, she wrote him a letter, like through the postal system, she dumped him. And then she was feeling like an older guy, and he wasn't fully coherent, but like, your third hasn't knew him, they worked together, and she gave him a good recommendation. And then in that moment, you were like, yeah, what good for you, America? Good for you, you took your life back together, I wish you well. And you put your Facebook off, and in the reflection of your laptop, you saw somebody standing behind you, and it was your partner, and they were like, what the fuck are you looking at? Nothing they've been there for, are you looking at America? Don't get any fucking ideas in your head, all right? I'm the best you can do, I'm all you deserve. You're like, baby, I have questions, fuck you, you don't get to ask me any questions. You don't get any questions, for me, you go live in the neighbor's house, and then you go ask him fucking questions, and you're like, I don't want to live in the neighbor's house, he plays nice music, but he scares me. Now you shut the fuck up, this is where you live, now you get in the kitchen and make me a cup of GSD, that's what you fucking do. And that's, you just get in the kitchen, thinking fuck I should leave, but this is my house, I live here, I own this place, and so I feel like living in that democracy. So when I see America, I have hope, like fucking Trump's speech two days ago, he was speaking, and then five major networks cut Trump off in the middle of his speech, did you see that? That's fucking, that's hope, that's power. I cannot think of one Indian journalist. End of the sentence, I promise. So smart, like that whole thing about, like he wasn't saying certain names, or certain countries, or certain people, but you knew exactly who he was talking about. He's so smart, and yeah, that's what America is right now. Yeah, and if you want to know why it took so long, go to my Instagram, I talk about it on a live, and it's on my feed. Except Nevada, we have no idea. They just, that's a great, I saw a great picture, it said, here's Nevada right now. And it was, it like, it showed this person, said Nevada, and like the rest of the world was watching, and it was Brittany in a concert, she's got her back to the camera, and then all she does is this, she just goes, like everybody's watching, I know everybody's watching, it's so funny. Yeah, they take, we have no idea, like everybody else we kind of get, but Nevada was like, oh, we've counted to five today. Yeah, no, it's true, everybody else we get, Pennsylvania we know, because Republicans didn't want to count to start until election day. So they couldn't even start counting to the election day. We know about the processes, and again, I posted it on my Instagram, and there's stuff that happens, and the way that they do it, and they get the tallies, and they put it in a surgery, yada, yada, yada. Nevada's a mystery. I mean, they, it's called now, but like, at the time it was like, why are they going so slow? They're like, a little announce it tomorrow at 10 a.m. Yeah, that's the thing, they kept giving us, they kept giving dates, and I'd see Chuck Todd on NBC saying, Nevada's telling us at 4 a.m. tomorrow, and then you turn on the TV at 8. We still don't have any new members from Nevada, they're telling us that maybe by the end of the day today. They were all drunk, they were gambling. They were, yeah, that's true, you gotta give them a break. But yeah, I... Yeah, he's so smart, and that's one of the best things, when we talk to him, and then everything we ever watch, he's very intelligent comedy. Yeah, that's hard to find. Yeah, like, most aren't, like, in terms of comedians, every video already has their own shtick, but intelligent comedy is one more difficult, because one, you have to assume your audience is also intelligent, as opposed to others who are still hilarious, but you don't have to be intelligent. You run a big risk, because when you do intelligent humor, it might just fall short, because people didn't get it. You could be doing an inside joke that you are pretty sure they're gonna get, and if they haven't been paying attention to what's going on in the world, they're not gonna know what you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, so, and the other thing I love about him is he's just ballsy, he doesn't care. He'll just say it. Yeah. He's a very, it's not a surprise he's so popular here. Yeah. Because he's very much like comedians in America. He should be more popular. He really should, like, he should, because who's that one Indian, he has like his own show. Oh, center of the age, right? Oh crap. Han Solo or something like that, or. I see his face. Anyway, you know what I'm talking about. He, I think Vir Das is funnier than that guy. I mean, that guy's pretty funny as well, but I think Vir Das is funnier than that guy. So I think he, but obviously that guy was also doing a show as well. Yeah. So I don't know. I'm not sure that's like, I think Vir Das could do a show like The Daily Show, or I think he would be very good at that. Absolutely, he could. Yeah. He could be like a John Oliver or whatever to him. Who's the other guy? John Oliver? No, I mean, now that you said John Oliver. No, not John Oliver, but he could be John Oliver. No, he could have his own news. Stephen Colbert, and the other guy. What's his name? From Comedy Central. He was before Trevor Noah. Right, who Trevor Noah was another one. Yeah. He could do a show like Trevor. Why am I forgetting? I see him. Sean Hayes came into my head. I don't know why. No, it's not him. I know that. But if you're also looking for really spectacular biting- John Stuart. John Stuart. Really biting politically right on target, saying truths that hurt and are funny. Do yourself a favor and watch the most recent and then watch the other ones. Netflix special of Dave Chappelle. Let us know more. We can rack to down below.