 Play had not played for so long all my hotkeys and Sets were removed and I had to remake them for some reason AJ. Whoa um AJ um You know I All right, all right stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop that's enough. That's it. That's stop, please. I Can't my conscience can't handle this Hey AJ first of all AJ just gifted 50 subs AJ's and have you lost your mind? Oh god noises Noises are happening That's right shielded. Yeah All right, well they could aggro what is going on particle effects I can't see shit that means this game is great the fading of the light has Poofed my pants. I'm sorry Quick to the bathroom this way Look hide line your minion comes bring the light Hello, hmm. Oh Help I can't see because of this red symbol on my face. Oh Uh, I guess uh, I gotta say horde horde is just cooler in my opinion I do like alliance though I see four. Yeah, go do something productive. This is not productive. This is playing a vidgy game You're watching someone play a vidgy game. Oh Oh god, uh help help Help okay, there. There we go Game's over Guardian of the warrior of light stuck Reports are golly garland offered fierce resistance, but those dumbasses don't know what we're doing Stupid idiots What we're gonna do is we're gonna go inside We're gonna bring in some pies, right? Those pies are actually gonna contain small grenades with tons of shrapnel inside of them Then we'll be standing around at the catwalks throwing black eggs from above Then while they're kicking and screaming we'll throw slime nickelodeon slime all over them That's when we will appear from below. We will drop a ton of marbles at their feet They'll slip around and it'll be hilarious then we'll capture it and post it online on youtube We'll give it some kind of all caps titled like gone sexual Then we'll get millions of hits and go completely viral All right, I can't I can't do this. All right. Yeah. Yeah, we get we're preparing for an assault What what if how What if out every time he opened his mouth? was just like This is really Nice-looking lad. He's all well dressed up He's just like I cracked myself up. Yeah, I'm a cat boy This is how else am I gonna bring in all the all the pretty girls and boys I've always wanted to be adored. This is the only way I can Nobody cared who I was until I turned into a cat boy But hey, what if I want to be sexy? Is there anything wrong with that? Maybe I want to be attractive You You were merely adopted by the cat boys. I was born in it molded by it Oh, who's that? I wonder Are you here to bring me new pairs of packs? Oh, you're a handsome fellow. Do you dare accuse my sultan one as nine? It's going to be very stabby for you Oh, I forgot my pants. Sorry. I forgot to put on my pants. There was no time You as well Told you to go to ground. This isn't your fight. Well too bad. They stole my pants Make it run. Yeah, all right There we go Uh, nothing but my jewelry. How about that? What sorcery is this? That man has no pants or shit Run Run. Oh shit, uh Yeah, I should put on armor All right, but no pants. There we go Uh, look at all those people we murdered We're the good guys. Yeah I pallid the dins Yay, you murdered everyone Oh, are you happy about your murders? You should be. I'm proud of you But you you didn't murder enough Let's go murder some more people. Oh, but I'm really tired of murdering Can't we do something fun like I don't know get some ice cream That's not good enough There are too many people on this planet too many mouths to feed Not enough resources to go around Oh I see I understand we have to eat victor That's right. We do Come I'll show you where we'll cook him Is that a full set? Whoa Whoa, it looks so badass Wow That's the same armor he has Oh, it looks sick Damn Wow, look at that. I'll have to die some of these pieces, but whoa, this looks so cool A lot of them just peered Oh god the dark knight tricky Trigger you're going in deep my friend. Uh buttons smash buttons Pollowed ground I use hollowed ground. Do I win now? Oh Jesus. Oh god All right, just select something and start hitting buttons, I guess Uh Yeah, you guys take care of that Yay, I do I did it me. I did it Only me single-handedly. Hello. Hey, Sid. Nice job Oh, there we go. There's the boy What an epic fight you guys Oh god, this is really Fitting for how much is going on right now There's so much going on Yeah video games Let's video those games Look at all that video game Imperial identification key. All right. Let's go Big pulls. Here we go Oh Tricky stepping on the gas Oh, look at him go There they go They're so fast the mobs can't catch up Oh, shit. Oh god. It's a guy with a big sword. Are you Ganondorf? Oh, oh look at him go. Look at him go He's so extreme they're shooting at us Oh, that was perfect timing run Sid run fast Jesus That ship got destroyed Fools I hate you all You suck God Damn it. You'll never make it in there. You'll have to fuck it out of me If you are allowed to continue you will eventually deprive you of that Chulfer My minion and comrade even my lord guy But you can't hit him here. He's dreaming and missing him by his nose. Yeah, man. All right guys Okay, obsessive lady I want you by myself I want to buy my side. Sid take up your father's mantle and be okay I pity and what have you invented? Well, you not consider making common cars with me with your powers joined to mine We might be able we might do much for this realm together. We could bring order to Arizona No I'll never join you No, and I can expect no better answer than this. So be it. It was your strength I'm going to shove my sword up your pooper. I hope you're ready. The highest ranking Try Tell me garland how long Uh, what you lost me. I couldn't hear you. You were talking too slow Don't play fool with me ever since the academy But all objective measure. I was the more talented of the two of us blah blah blah long lived rivalry Now I will prove myself for something Shit, where do I go? Where am I? Where the hell am I? What Tofu not right now. I have a crisis going on. I am so sorry Uh, yes move to the sealed area. Thank you. Oh my god Finally, I'm playing a video game. Look at that Wow. Wow. Look at this boss fight. Oh, isn't this exciting? I'm contributing guys I'm playing a video game Thank you Tofu Yes, let's kill this main villain and like I don't know a minute or two My strength is from my metal gear. Yeah, pretty cool, right? What if he just shoots the warrior of light in the head? The and then the just game just ends there bang And then the rest of the part it's like oh Oh god shit Oh, I can't believe that worked Death and destruction yada yada yada prepare to die quick everyone dog pile them just all jump in and start beating him up Oh, wow. Hey, not all of you at once Jesus slow down. God. Oh shit hurts. Stop I'm assuming that's class based or job based I guess Sword and shield ouchy ouch Wait, it's all those NPCs that I only care about half of them. That's really cool though. Oh, that's so cool They start beating them up Ow, stop Stop it. Shit. Ah the power of friendship. I did it. I beat the game You're proud of me I was a lot of skill on my part I uh Applied everything that I learned and knew I beat a realm reborn Nice All right. Well, uh stream is done everybody. Thanks for doing it in final cutscene of a realm reborn Wait, it's what's her name? Our magitek thing Wait, it has its own ai what? and feelings This magitek armor has more character than any I'm more attached to this magitek armor than any of the NPCs Oh, oh, oh, holy shit He just got vaporized Cool guys don't look at explosions I like they're like yay. They're not like oh fuck Shit That was so close. Are you okay? Do you catch on fire or something? Ah, they said it. They said the name of the game Wait Oh, it's got a little table. This is adorable a little Cargo boxes Uh Help I can't get all Just go in. All right, just talk to him on the whale Oh god, do I have to do this again? No, do I have to do it again? I cute. Oh, I it was the wrong cue Shit, am I done? I was distracted by donkey Kong's coconut gun. I'm so sorry 30 minute duty finder penalty. Okay. I guess I'll do other stuff while I wait God, I deserve that. Oh man. I am so dumb I'm an idiot It's going to ham casual bongos Alec calm down Calm down. Those bongos are too fast. They're not casual enough. Oh, what was that? Oh my god This is this is the worst performance god, it sounds horrid Oh We're gonna get reported we're gonna get reported for being too loud this poor lava fell Oh stop I go I can't breathe Thank you everyone for tuning in This was this was lots of fun Loads and loads of fun here play play us out you guys play us out bards. No, it's okay Amazing credits music