U.S.E.L.E.S.S!!! Swiss Army Knife TOOLS!!!





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Published on Jan 24, 2011

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1 cork screw/its self explanatory you can use it to pull things out other than corks but mate its a corkscrew ffs, 2/parcel carrier works with all things that cut into your hands 3/ its a fish scalier and hook retriever again self explanatory I think if you don't want a knife with the lot then don't buy a knife with the lot otherwise stop complaining about a beautifully made piece of equipment...perhaps a Chinese made bear grylls Gerber is more your thing USELESS Review
Its probably been said in these comments already but I'll say it again, the fish scalier makes a great back scratcher, the parcel hook or lace hook, works great as an ear cleaner/scratcher.
David Cooper
So why not buy a knife with less tools?
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What do they call assholes where you live?
using inteligents and imagination you can perfectly use any tool. Dont be crying kid use your brain and find the best use for item you have.
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Louis Reichling
The corkscrew is good for undoing knots.
Andre Yanez
Sounds like you bought the wrong tool. They have many different options for a reason.
Brandon Keating
the parcel carrier is really good for camping, if your cooking in a pot its really good to lift the pot off the fire (if it has a wire top handle) if u dont have gloves
Grieving Sage
This might sound weird but a friend of mine used his corkscrew to anchor his tent down by screwing it into the ground after one of his anchor pins broke. He's also put it into a tree and hung stuff from it while camping. Also good to pick at knots to loosen them. I used to use it to start a hole in wooden material so I could get the awe thing started. I usually have a hard time with that tool anyway.
the corkscrew is great for untying knots or pushing string through holes.  also, the small driver in the corkscrew fits the bolt on the scissors.  parcel hook is great for tightening boot-laces and skate-laces (for ice skating).  as for the hook remover/scaler, it's also a small ruler.  if you need a tool that you don't mind losing the temper on, using it as a poker for a small fire...  the hook remover would be great for rearranging kindling if you don't want to use your hands.
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