 Ooh, we are live coming to you from a car outside Yankee Stadium because it's so hot out. It's pretty disgusting. Talking Yanks at the stadium. We're hosting our very first event today. We're pretty excited about it. Sitting in the air conditioning. Jake's pulling up the lineup. We're going to do a little impromptu pregame show before we go hang out. We got a lot of shirts to give out people to meet. Hey, what's up? Wow, breaking cars. What's the lineup, Jake? I don't even know it. This is going to be my first time. Your 2019 July 17th, New York Yankees, powered by bio. Can I put this somewhere? My hand hurts. Make Luke do it. Let's just sit up. Now we're just going to sit up. Luke, anything you can go there? It's all used to watch Game of Thrones. Who wants to see some crotch shots? All right, welcome to Talking Yanks. Talking Yanks pregame show in the car. We are at Joe's sub shop. The Yankees are trolling out. Used to watch Game of Thrones like this? This got weird. Who's line up? DJ Lamehu, your second baseman leading off. You like that. Make sense, yeah. Aaron Judge, right field. That makes sense as well. I like that. Both Homer yesterday. Aaron Hicks, your center fielder batting third. I like that. That's what I said they should do yesterday. That's what I said. Edwin Encarnacion, DHing batting fourth. Wow, they're juggling it up. I like that too. Gary Sanchez, the catcher batting fifth. It doesn't really protect Edwin. I would rather those guys switch. I wouldn't protect Gary, but whatever. Switch that, reverse it. Sir, Deity Gregorius, your shortstop batting sixth. Like that? Luke Voight, the first baseman batting seventh. This is what I said they should do yesterday. Switch Voight. That's what I was telling the people. It's what I said. I'm the one that set it tune in to get to yesterday to find out the truth about who set it. The happiest of fellas, Gio Urcella, the third baseman batting eighth. Gio Urcella, Gio Urcella. Your left fielder, the pulse of the team, the thriller from Manila, the thunder down under, the bald man with the call, man, Brett Gardner. I hate Brett Gardner. Where's you from? Are we going to Cat Call Guardian all game? No. South Carolina. Maybe talk about his grandma. He'd hate that. South Carolina. Jackie. So that's the Yankees lineup with Domingo on a Wednesday, Hermon. Thin Mingo. The thin man. What do you think? We like that. Shuffled it up. The offense came alive at the end, so I feel like this was a plan they had beforehand. They're going against Morton. I mean, it makes sense. Voight's been struggling. Hicks has looked better. I would switch Edwin and Gary, but again, I'm not one to really harp on lineup order. I ain't mad about it. Should we do the raise? Don't care, but yeah, let's do it. On the bump for the Tampa Bay raise, Austin Meadows in left fielder, the Yandy Diaz at third base, Nate Lowe making his debut this series at designated hitter. Wow. Kevin Kiermeier hitting clean up. Sorry, my lunch almost came up. Why'd they do that? Dumb. He has good numbers off of some guys. I don't know, but it's really dumb. Abyssal Garcia in right field betting fifth. G-Man Choi. Wow. At first base. Where's he been? On the bench or is he hurt? He's hurt. Okay, cool. Travis Darnoop. G-Man scares me. Slides down to seventh revenge game for G-Man. At the stadium, G-Man kind of scares me. Joey Wendell. Don't. Your second baseman and on every Little League team. And Willie Adamus, the shortstop with Yanny Charinos on the bump. DJ Lemayu has really good numbers versus Charinos. I'm not going to look him up because my hands are empty. But I know that he has two home runs off in this season already. So I'm excited about that. We are, like if DJ pulls one, we're in that territory for him tonight. So that's exciting. I have a fun fact. Hit me with the fun fact. Kevin Kiermeier is hitting clean up for the first time in his major league career tonight. So I get to see history. So my reaction when you said that and I said why are they doing that is warranted. I threw up. You threw up in your mouth. I threw up. Yeah. In your mouth. But it was my lunch. You can't, if someone just constantly- Wawa flat bread. What if someone constantly threw up in their mouth and they're like, I throw up all the time. You'd be like, no you don't. That would suck. And somebody probably has that, right? They just throw up in the back of their throat. Probably not. How's this game going to play out? What do you think your- Throw in balls, hit in balls, cash in balls for sure. You can lock that in as a certainty. Okay. I wonder if they can hear us. Look, what's the chat saying? I think they can hear us. I haven't seen too many chat- Oh, who's that? Oh, Eski. Eski. Thanks Eski. We appreciate that. For the hot dog, a national hot dog day, we appreciate that. I appreciate that. Oh, I thought about doing a silly hot dog video once we're in there. We'll see what kind of access we have to hot dogs. Put your dick in a bun. Dude, no, it's because you know Giles used to do that. I was going to do a joke. My whole hot dog shtick was like, eat one real quick, and while I was eating one, pretend to eat a few more and throw them down my shirt and like catch them and be like, wow, eat 10 dogs. But I don't really have a shirt that can catch hot dogs. I don't think that was the main issue with that. I think it was just kind of, it's lackluster generally. Throwing hot dogs against your body? Throwing hot dogs down my shirt on national hot dog day? Do you not know what the people like? It'd be funnier if you put a hot dog on your nose and sneezed. I got the whole car around. How would you do that? You just literally hold a hot dog, there you go. Oh, shoot. See, no, you got to go all the way with it. You split the hot dog in half and shove it up there. Yeah, it sneezes onto a bun. All right, content. Look out for that. What do we do next? Do you want us to do the homework draft? Do you have any what to watch for? Is there something about this game you think stands out? We've had two Yankee comebacks, and then we've had one game with a nice raise comeback to win it. Well, here's three. Voight, Gary, and DeeDee all got hits at the end of the game yesterday. And you don't want those to be one hit amidst a slump. You want this to be the breaker. All those three guys need to get a hit each today. Their first two at bats for all those guys are huge. Yeah, yes, I agree with that. Okay, I like that. And then my other one is Edwin's looks so locked in. Two home runs game, one of this series, one home run yesterday. But is that bats? Even later on in the game, he had an at bat where the announcers were like, whoa, he's all over that. So let's see Edwin, he got moved up in the lineup. I don't think he's going to get much to hit if they're pitching. They pitched around, they pitched around Judge with Voight and Gary behind Judge yesterday. So are they going to pitch around Edwin with slumping Gary behind him? That's why Gary's first at bat is so crucial. But I'm watching those, I'll say those three guys, their first two at bats, they need to get it, they need to get hit each time of day. Yeah, we do it. The fuzz have found me. So if this is it for talking Jake, it's been real, it's fun. It hasn't been real fun though. Bang bus, it was before. And then, yeah, Domingo kind of fun is, dude, if he throws a good start today, like a really good start. 12 innings, zero runs. Then the Domingo conversation gets very real. Like, we got to start spacing this out. Because allegedly everything outside of the hip injury has been extremely good this year. So there's that. You want to sing the Homer Draft song while I bring it up? We're supposed to be at gated four, which is 352. Yeah, we're good. Look, after the Homer Draft, you got to give us some questions that Chad's been throwing on our world. If you see anything good, if you see anything good there. Next time. Homer Draft, it's the Homer Draft. That's a style of singing that many people usually don't do. Many people try not to do that. Yeah, they try to avoid that. Jimmy, I had two on the first game of the series with Edwin. The following day, you got one from Edwin. Pretty good. I got one from DeeDee. It's three to two. Three to one right now. Three to one right now. Four game set. You got time, man. You got time, man. I'm up first. Yeah, so who are you going to do? I'm up first, and I will go with... With? Let me get... Okay, you're being kind of a jerks about it. Jerks. Give me Hixie. Aaron Hix. Aaron Hix. Wow. First pick. Hix to the sticks. Who are you taking? You've taken Gary, Voight, Edwin, and Hix. Oh, shit. I've taken Gary, Voight, Edwin, and Hix? Yes. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Maybe the judge. Give me Judge and DJ Lamehu. DJ, two homers off Turinos this season already. Judge, a homer yesterday, and in the handshake line, you could hear him say to his teammates, about time. About damn time. And homerun hitters, they come in bunches. The floodgates may have just snapped. The judge may have hit a bunch of homeruns right now. Could you imagine? The floodgates just snapped? Don't remind people of tragedies in life. Oh, tragedies. That'd be a different John Mayer song. Why can't you be true? All right, so you have Judge and DJ Lamehu. I am taking Hix and Gary Sanchez. Gary? Did you say Gary or Glaber? Gary Sanchez. He has three homeruns all to our section tonight. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Over-under. We did this on John Boy Jake Radio. The over-under is nine and a half. I'm taking the over, Jake's taking the under. Boom. Boom. Luke, any questions rolling in? Not really. People want to talk about the Riz owner experience. Didn't see it yet. Been busy. He got offered a million dollars for a new grown loser's episode. Send an email. Send an email. Hey, on The Voiceful episode, when you guys were talking about who had the best arm, I looked it up and Hix threw a ball 105 in 2016, be my pick. Right. And that's not a good pick. But he crow hopped and got his body behind it. We're on a mound. Yeah, yeah. And I said Gary threw 86 on his knees. So if you put Hix and Gary on a mound, take away the crow hop. What's Hix throwing on his knees? Put him on his feet. I think they're probably pretty close. Yeah. It'd be tight. Yeah. Gary, Hix. Deity. Deity, potentially glaver and judge. Would be pretty fun off a mound on the gun. Someone's got 95 and I'm ready. Oh, y'all. Okay. Anything else? We kind of got to get it rolling. What's that one saying? I need a grown loser's episode for the network. Got to save that money. I have season two written out. I wrote scripts for all season two episodes. And I wrote five scripts like plot points outlines for a whole another series called, what was the baseball show I called? Little Losers. Yeah, Little Losers. And it was Jake and I coaching a Little League team. And I have five banger episodes written out. Really good episodes. So yeah, if anyone wants to fun, get film it, direct it, produce it. You can have my story and I'll direct it. Do you film it? Fund it. Fund it. Yeah, there you go. You just can't kick me out unless it makes sense. No, you're part of it. I'll get it. All right, that's it. If someone can play a better role than me. Hey, wish us luck. We're having our first Talking Yanks event tonight. We're about to go do it. If you see any homers to left field in Yankee Stadium and a bunch of people wearing the same shirt or yelling or going crazy, that's probably us. Let's go Yanks. Let's go John Boy Media. Let's go party. Terrible ending. Close it. Close it, man. Close it. Close it. Close it. Close it. Close it.