 Adam does movies live, it's Tuesday. We are inching closer and closer to Halloween. So that time of month where we get dressed up and steal a bunch of the little kids' candy as they go door to door, bunch of idiots. If you're bigger than them, you can just take the candy and come home. It's, you don't even really need to dress up now that I think about it. You can just rob kids pretty much. It doesn't even have to be Halloween. You can just kind of do it whenever you want. Anyway, already off on a tangent. Hope everyone's having a good night. I put together what I think is a pretty mediocre list of films. I actually talked to my wife, Lindsay, and she said, Adam, did you just do this topic? Scariest movies ever? I said, no, no, I didn't. Maybe you should watch my show more often. I did great movies for Halloween. Not scariest movies ever. There's a very big difference. All right, there's a very big difference. I'm not gonna put Monster House on my greatest, or scariest movies list, but Monster House is a great movie for Halloween. And you should never watch it outside of Halloween. There's kind of like these unwritten laws with some films. You only watch them during certain times of the year. I think that I stand by that. I stand steadfast by that. Little bit of housekeeping before I get to this. Number one, and the most important, there's a new roast going out tomorrow. I am 90% done with the edit. After I'm done with this live stream, I'm gonna finish that up. It's for Doctor Strange 2, the Multiverse of Madness, or the Multiverse of Midness, if you must. How original. Look for that tomorrow. It's running hot at around 20 minutes long. I'm very proud of it as I am with all roasts. It's the only content anymore on this channel that is actually written out. They script the whole thing. I put jokes in. It takes a lot of time and energy. I'd love to keep those roasts getting pushed, getting floated in the algorithm so YouTube can say, you know what? This guy's doing original stuff. That's not done by a machine. It's not done by a computer and getting splotched out. I think splosh was the right word to use. Regardless, look for it tomorrow. Outside of that, I will have a review Friday for whatever the hell that new Martin Scorsese movie is. Something with Leonardo DiCaprio, Tiger Lily, or whatnot. It's almost, it's three and a half hours long. So I'm gonna be in the theater for four hours with the trailers. Anybody that knows me knows that long movies aren't really my cup of tea, even though some of them are my favorite movies ever, like Lord of the Rings, for instance. And Scorsese doesn't usually disappoint. No, I'm excited. I am excited, I will say that much. Outside of that, yeah, it's gonna be business as usual. Oh, I shouldn't mention the biggest thing. Super chats. During this presentation today of my procured lists, I have two different ones, by the way. I'm gonna reveal the first one and the second. Kind of a bonus secret list that I quickly cobbled together in five minutes for your pleasure. Outside of mine, I would love if you super chatted and joined this conversation because it is how this channel makes a large chunk of its revenue. I am a one-man operation, wife, kids, job, full-time job, it's a thing, it's a thing. And so yeah, I appreciate the super chats. Give me your favorite scary movie or at least a scene that scares the crap out of you. It might be from Mr. Bean's holiday adventure or whatever the hell those movies are called. But there's a scene in there where he gets the turkey on his head and that just frightens you. How is he gonna get out of the turkey? How did he actually get his head in there to begin with? It's madness. And I, oh, looks like we got shadow humor shot out of a cannon with a $10 super chat. Let's put it up on the board. You're the man. Appreciate you. Right back at you, Slick. Thank you, shadow humor. That's beautiful stuff. That's the kind of support we look for on the channel. By we, I mean, me and my wife, who desperately needs me to keep this hobby going so she doesn't have to work. She's sick or something. That's what she tells me. I'm starting to think she's faking it. After all these years, it was the perfect ruse. Last piece of news. This one actually really tickles my fancy and by fancy, I mean my balls. My, I posted a couple of days ago last week on the gram, I believe is what the kids call it. I did a photo of a Lego set that I absolutely fell in love with at Barnes & Noble. As many of you know, possibly all of you know, I'm a massive Disney shill. And I saw a Disney Lego set that blew my fucking mind. And I said, I need to have this. I must have it. Give me, give me. And someone gave it to me. My folks saw the post and they purchased for me. If you're listening to the audio version of this, I apologize, I will describe it. The Lego Disney camera. They said, follow your dreams, son. And I will now because you gave me something I can put together on the stream Friday. That one probably won't go up on the podcast on Spotify or Apple, but it's going to be up Friday. We're going to be doing a live Lego build Friday night. And I'm going to be talking movies with you for however long it takes me to get this fucker done. This is a 811 piece puzzle. Short for, oh, it's not a puzzle, short for puzzle. This is a 811 piece leg, short for Lego. You'll not, not the biggest thing I've built. As you can see the Potter castle is behind the Hogwarts is what we call it. Us Potterheads called Hogwarts. There's other builds all around this place and I'm going to have to find a home for this. But yeah, look forward to that Friday night. That's what I'll be doing. Hopefully you join me and we'll talk movies. We'll have a good time. Maybe I'll have a bowl of Cheerios while I put this together. Who knows? It's really going to be a wild night, I think for everyone. Before I jump in, we have a couple more super chats that came in. Gorgeous chats, 499 from Palmyra Productions. Apologize if I butchered the name. That movie Orphan I thought was pretty creepy and original. You know what Orphan was pretty creepy and original? It's probably a remake unless you're talking about the original Orphan. Is there an original anywhere? You can probably keep tracing them back. But I mean, who's to know? Who's to really know? We have one from Life is Good. Life is Good became a YouTube member. Oh my God, that's what you really like to see when people sign up to be a YouTube member. You can sign up at a mithril membership. You can sign up for just one dollar. There's different tiers on both YouTube and on Patreon. Thank you, Life is Good for bringing that up. By becoming a member, I appreciate you. Let's hide that. We got one more. Jan Rose, this is the birthday girl herself. I'm doing the Doctor Strange roast for her tomorrow. So excited for my birthday roast. Thank you for all your hard work. The exorcist scared the shit out of me and Chuckie traumatized me as a child. And that's, I think the perfect segue, Jan, to go into our first conversation, which is my secret list I put together of movies that scared the piss out of me as a child. Let's bring it up. Let's bring it up. Here it is. Ernest scared stupid. Anybody remember this little gem? Keep in mind, I'm a dumb little boy and Ernest was a funny guy. So why, this movie had no reason to be anywhere near as scary as it was. What gave it the right to be so bone chilling? I can't tell you the plot outside of, I think there was this weird kind of fat, sweaty creature in the woods that would take children and turn them into statues. And they would sit underneath trees. Legitimately all I remember from the film and the haunting nightmare fuel that was a little kid in the middle of the night running down the sidewalk while this little fat hobbit thing runs after him. Horrific. Let's see what the synopsis is for this. Well-intentioned, eternally bumbling, Ernest puoral accidentally released the evil demon from its sacred tomb. Jim Varney, by the way, let's pour one out for Ernest. Jim Varney was a treasure. Eartha kits in this too? Okay. As the demon flexes its power and goes on a runeus, runeus. I don't know what that, I don't know that word. Runes rampage. Good guy, Ernest, tries to step in to save the town from mass destruction. Trouble is a 200 year old curse has, this is, why is the synopsis? Why is the plot for Ernest scared stupid more than one sentence? I lost the plot already and I lost interest, but this movie scared me and it's on my list now. I have eight movies on my list because as I said, I thought of it for five minutes before the stream started, but these are the most important movies. They shaped my childhood. We got E.T., The Extraterrestrial. Elliot, Elliot. Horrific stop. Really, it's fine for me until the last act. When E.T. gets like power washed down to a complete bone dry white version of itself, he looks like a sheet. He's a ghost of an alien walking around. So far on my list, two really short things scare me. My wife is a foot shorter than I am in real life. Probably why I'm frightened of her and was coerced into marriage because otherwise she's going to kill me in the middle of the night. Okay, we got another super chat. What is, oh no, this is, okay, Palmyra Productions became a YouTube member. Two new YouTube members tonight. This is a night to remember. Not only have I been given the gift of Lego from my mother and father, but I've also been given two new supporters on YouTube. That's beautiful. Thank you, Palmyra, very much. I guess I said the name right because they became a fan. They became a member. E.T. scary as shit. Anymore? No, but when I was a kid, yes. Skiddi-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di. I put Ghostbusters on here to save face. Gozer's creepy. That demon dog scene is, that's the thing of nightmares. But really, but really, truly, Ghostbusters too scared the living shit out of me more than the first one. I don't know what it was about Vigo, just standing there stoically in painting form that got me so up in arms, but I had a hard time sleeping at night. I thought Vigo was going to come out of that painting and just kick my ass. I was, steal my soul. Adding to it was the fact that his loyal, his faithful follower, I'm forgetting his name, the art director or whatever, Vigo, Vigo. He comes by later dressed as an old lady in ghost form and steals baby Oscar right out of the bedroom crib. That shit stays with you. That's palpable. And growing up, I actually thought that was an old lady ghost. I didn't realize it was the dude in disguise. It was probably up until five years ago when I realized, oh, shit, that's actually the dude. What is his name? Why am I forgetting the guy's name? I gotta look it up. Ghostbusters to paint, what's the name of the painting? Gallery director character. Oh my God, Dr. Yanos, oh, Yanos. That's right, Yanos. He was good. He was good. This is why I get the new supporters on YouTube for doing quality information checks like this. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Jaws has to be on here. Legit real talk. I come from a, I'd say growing up middle-class family, lower middle-class when I was younger. It's all to the earth individuals. My mother was a nurse. My father was a plumbing and heating salesman. We at one point had ourselves a fancy underground pool in St. Cloud, Minnesota. It was the talk of the town, yeah. Kind of a big deal at the time. Although it was the yard backed up to a cemetery, so every morning there were a lot of salamanders and snakes and shit in there that I had to get out of the filter. That was pretty gross. But you learn to accept it. You learn to kind of be one with nature. So by the end of the summer, I'm swimming with the dead rats that would show up in the filter or at the bottom of the pool. This isn't a great story, I realize. My point is, and I'm gonna come around to it, Jaws scared me so much that I was freaked out to go in my pool because I thought a shark was gonna somehow manifest itself in there. I know all these years later, a movie called Pool Shark Exists, which is that entire, that's the exact premise. I haven't seen the film. I assume it's phenomenal, but I have not seen it. I've lived it, okay? I lived that. It's because of Jaws. Thanks, Steven Spielberg, bastard. We got one more Spielbergian film on this. My favorite movie, Jurassic Park, 1993, Steven Spielberg directed this cinematic masterpiece. I saw it in theaters with my mother. We, I mean, we collectively were scared out of our minds at that opening scene with the freaking raptor pulling the dude in, eating his lower half torso, and the guys yelling, shoot her, shoot her. The sound effects of the raptor, the way the trees are moving with the rainstorm. Oh my God, it was just so well put together to give me nightmares. Then you throw the T-Rex in later when he throws the lamb across the place. He's stomping around. Thankfully, the second half kind of calmed my fears down, but then we get hit with the kitchen scene with the raptors again and I'm back, I'm back under the sheets. I'm scared is the bottom line and Jurassic Park brought me there and I appreciate it for it. I have one more on the list. Oh, I have two more on the list so I gave away for the people watching. This movie sucks. It's called Little Monsters. It came out in 1989. It's got Fred Savage in it and Howie Long. Howie Long plays this disgusting, grotesque monster that lives in an underground monster society. This is pre-monster zinc, mind you. It kind of set the tone and honestly, monster zinc kind of copied the entire premise because in the monster world, they go through different doors to access different gateways to the real world. Now, as I've stated, nothing's original at all in this world ever. So this probably isn't the first time this concept has been brought out either, but it's the first time I remember it and so therefore it's the original. Little Monsters did it first. You heard it here. Monster zinc copied this film. Monster zinc is a good movie though. That's the difference. This movie is disgusting and it also scared the crap out of me as a kid. Is that Daniel Stern? Oh, Daniel Stern's in this too. All right. I did not know Daniel Stern was in this. Marv from Home Alone. That's fun. One more and then my kid's scary list is completed. Just look at, if you are watching this, look at that photo presented on Letterbox. If you're not scared right now, then you just don't have any emotion to give. That is freaking haunting. Look at the Scarecrow. This I think was a sequel to Wizard of Oz. Let's see what Dorothy saved from a psychiatrist. Dorothy saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, finds herself back in the land of her dreams and makes delightful new friends and dangerous new enemies. These are not delightful friends. The fucking scary. There's a giant jack-o'-lantern Scarecrow dude. That's the one that gets me every time. I saw this movie once. I will never watch it again. I'm done. This is right up there with that weird-ass shit I grew up with, like, zubilee zoo. One person in the chat is gonna know what I'm talking about with zubilee zoo. I think there was a peacock on rollerblades at one point. I'm going to daycare. I would rather be put in the corner again for misbehaving than have to sit through the opening act of zubilee zoo. You gotta be out of your fucking mind with that. All right, I mean, some stuff came up. Some stuff bubbled up to the surface there. I apologize. See, if we have any more super chats coming in, if I'm ringing any bells, we do have one from Life is Good. I gotta get this off the screen. Get out of there. Okay, here we go. Life is Good with a $20 super chat after becoming a new member. Is it, am I seeing this correctly? Thank you, Life is Good for the support today. Maybe not ever, but Jeepers Creepers is the scariest movie this millennium, in my opinion. When it first came out, it had been a long time since we've seen anything like it in RIP earnest. Life is good. I don't disagree with you, friend. I don't disagree and we'll pour one out. We'll pour one out for old Vern. We got one more super chat and then we're going to go to my list. Kyle Nelson, $1.99, love to see it. Thank you, Kyle. Fire in the Sky, 1993 alien abduction movie. Absolutely right, sir. That's a good flick. Based on a true story, I put in air quotes. Those are kind of the ones that get you, you know? And it's like, this could be plausible. This could have happened to these dudes. It was a movie about three or four guys that got freaking abducted by aliens. And the movie really is there retelling their version of what happened in front of a courtroom of people who have to decide. The town's like on the fence whether they believe him. I've seen it a couple of times over the years. I'm a little obviously foggy on the details, but yeah, it's a good flick. Definitely a kind of a under the radar recommendation from Kyle Nelson, short for recommendation. Thank you, Kyle. I appreciate that. Let's get to the main event. As always with my lists, we got to tread lightly on these. I'm going to be honest with you. I really don't get scared often by movies. So coming up with my scariest movie list was kind of a challenge. But I based it on movies that I thought held up pretty well. And if I were to recommend it to people now, I'd pretty confidently put my stamp of approval on and say, hey, this kid born in 2012 could watch this movie today, still think it holds up and actually get kind of freaked out by it. That's why I made the kids list separate because I think a lot of them, when you grow up, things are just way scarier. You have an imagination and the world hasn't beaten you down quite yet. Let's go to the first one on the list. And the reason why I'm actually proud of this pick is because I saw it not that long ago. Candyman 1992, this is a movie that I think holds up remarkably well. I honestly was always turned off by just the cover. I thought that the artwork was really shitty. And even as a kid, I kind of had a like an uppity, I guess thing about me where I thought, no, I don't care for the design of this. I have no interest. It's some bottom tier low budget crap. I'm not gonna watch it. But in actuality, this movie does some pretty creative things with camera work. It's got straight up drone type shots, kind of like the shining in the mix where you have the top down cityscapes, this concrete jungle feel to it. You have a woman who's out of her element trying to figure out this mysterious murders going on in a really seedy part of the city. We tie it to the Candyman. It also, it's one of the few black lead movies in the horror space at the time. And it's not just a straight up surface level horror film. There's actual commentary going on with this movie, which is what I think makes it hold up even better today. And it doesn't help that, or it doesn't hurt that it's actually really scary. The Candyman, very solid. There was a recent version of it, which is a, you know, one of those soft sequels, kind of like Halloween, 2018, where it does jump off of this film a little bit. And I thought that movie was very well done too. Either Candyman works, maybe do a double feature. I don't think you'll be disappointed. I'm sure there's a Candyman two and three and four and whatever, but I would just go Candyman and then the new modern one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised if you haven't seen it. All right, another one on my list. I also, I want to point out that since I did a scary movie list a while back, there is going to be some overlap. I've talked about some of these. So I'm not going to spend a lot of time on the ones I just went over like a week or so back. The Conjuring is on the list. James Wan directed. This is a scary ass movie. I genuinely thought this was pretty freaky. It came out not that long ago, 2013? What? How old am I? Oh my God, you're going to see an existential crisis. Why? How did this come out of 2013? I thought this was like 2018 at the earliest. Oh my God. Anyway, this follows the Warren couple based on true characters. I'm also doing air quotes for this because they're bullshitters, okay? People, they're full of shit. They haven't seen a ghost. They haven't done any of this. The whole Conjuring story about this haunted house, this family that they go to see, they were there for like an afternoon. Like the time it takes you to go to Starbucks and finish a cup of coffee. That's about how long they were at this family's house. The movie presents it quite a bit differently. I love the actors in this though. The atmosphere that Wan delivers is so good. It's so much better too, quality wise than some of his saw movies. I found those to be kind of cheap looking, kind of slash your B style. Maybe I'm probably intentional now that I think about it because he really knows how to set the stage here. Very impressed. This movie's got some great atmosphere. Oh, we got another super chat. Let's jump it out, let's pop it in. John Allen for 999, thank you John very much. I saw Sleep Away Camp at the tender age of 13 and still don't think I was as shocked at the ending as my 35 year old wife was seeing it for the first time last week. Her jaw hit the floor. He put a hee-hee at the end, I improvised a little bit. I have not seen slash heard of Sleep Away Camp. If my wife is watching, I'll have her note it. Wife note that we need to watch Sleep Away Camp. Put it on her list of 1,000 movies we still have to watch from people. Thank you John Allen for the 999 super chat. I appreciate that very much. I also appreciate The Descent. Another movie I talked about. I love this movie. I've seen it a stupid amount of times. It's a bunch of spelunker girls, strong female leads. They're down in the caves together, bickering and fighting as women do. No, it's not like that. They actually have very good relationships except for the two leads. They have some bad blood, kind of think Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez in the music video, Bad Blood, that's how these two are. And they're constantly covered in blood because down in the caves, there's some freaking scary-ass humanoid creatures that have been living down there for a very long time. And yeah, spoiler, they can see in the dark and that's gonna make things very tricky for our friends to get out alive. And even if they make it out of a lot, out of a lot. And even if they do make it out of a lot, oh my God, I can't talk. And even if they make it out alive, there we go. We need to just slow down a little. Two cups of coffee today, folks. Did they really make it out of a lot? Did they really make it out of a lot? Fuck, we're moving on. We're moving on. This is a great movie, very scary. It's one of the few movies where it takes place in a dark area and it doesn't look like shit. It's very well-lit. I like the use of both the camcorder to give us that visceral feel, that shaky gorilla-style stuff, but also just the way they use the red flares, the blood, it all lights so well. A lot of good things. I have to give you a warning. There are two versions of this movie. Make sure you get the right one. I don't know which one the right one is, unfortunately. Here, let me look. Let me look for you. The descent, what is the good ending called? I don't know which one's the real ending. I don't wanna ruin it. In the American cut, okay. So do not get the American cut. I don't know what the other one's called, but I don't wanna derail this too much, trying to do the research. If you haven't seen the descent, though, look for the one that's not the stupid American cut. We always ruin everything. Okay, let's get out of this one. This, I think, was also on my favorite scary movies, favorite Halloween movies, whatever the thing was. I did a week or so back. Event Horizon, I don't know, Sam Neal movie, Jurassic Park, Sam Neal. This is great because it is a, this is one of the few on my list that's kind of a schlocky, I'd say, B movie horror film. It's very over the top, but it is just kind of disturbing. It's very sinister. These people investigate a ship that's been missing for a very long time, and when they find it, they see its return from a destination. That destination is unknown, AKA hell. And what did the ship bring back, pre-tell from hell? Watch it and find out. Nightmares, basically, it brought back nightmares. Here's a fun one, the Exorcist, 1973. I got some guff recently as one does when they say anything on the internet because I reviewed the new Exorcist, which very mediocre, and some people will say horrible, worse thing ever, whatever. I didn't think it was horrible or the worst thing ever. I did think it was very just math, especially when it's trying to live up to the legacy of that original Exorcist film. I said in my review at one point that the original Exorcist does not hold up. I said it after I was talking about the effects. I meant the effects, not the movie itself. So just to kind of clarify, and yes, the effects are very practically done. In fact, they're so practically done. My wife told me that the girl, the poor girl, that played the character, Linda Blair, she got fucking spina bifida from the role because she was on this machine and they're popping her bones and it had a malfunction. So they're actually breaking this girl's back. Those screams are real and they're bone chilling. Bone breaking, I guess, as well. This movie, the stuff that doesn't work for me is the makeup is kind of cheap and the way that the head spins around and throws up almost looks cartoonish now. That's all I was saying. This movie has a very freaky ass vibe to it, much like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. They're just gritty and grounded films. It also doesn't hurt that again, this comes out and it's supposedly based on real events about the last Exorcist that actually happened in real life, you have the pain of the girl, you have the fact that people thought at the time, some still do sadly, that this could actually happen. You could get possessed by a demon and you could be crawling around on all fours and shooting out vomit and it was just intense. Very intense. That's why there's been a million Exorcist movies since then. But yeah, it has a nerving atmosphere. It's not downright jump scare, creepy or scary, but overall the tone is just very, very haunting. That's what makes it hold up so well. And the same can be said for Halloween. I am not gonna spend any time on this. We all know Halloween. Michael Myers, he's cruising for a bruise in. He's looking around to see who he can stab next, pretty much anyone that gets in his way. This is a great film. I'm not scared at all of it obviously anymore, but I do think showing this to someone new, that's around 14 or 15, they're gonna be freaked out. It's very unsettling seeing a very big dude walking around with a mask on and a knife who never talks and he's seemingly unkillable. I would also recommend jumping to the 2018 Halloween after this and avoiding pretty much all the other schlocky Halloween films. 2018, I thought was really well handled. Now, as far as that trilogy is concerned, that's another story, but the first one in the new saga, very good. Also, Jamie Lee Curtis is a treasure. Did I miss the super chat? We have one. There's our boy, Perm. Perm's in here for 9.99. I guess Robocop isn't scary, but I think I saw it a little too young. Also, I don't remember much about the fourth kind, but I do remember my eyes darting around on the dark ride home from the theater. Robocop. Yeah, Robocop, I don't remember being scary. It is very disturbing when the giant machine, I can't remember the name of it, it's got the dual machine guns, it just wrecks house in that meeting room. That was intense, for sure. Flight of the Navigators, another one I should have put on my scary kids movies, something about those puppets and the boy cruising around in space. I don't know, man, that was weird. That was a weird movie, Flight of the Navigator. No thanks. No thanks. Next up on the list, I talked about this Hereditary, another one where I really don't know the plot of this movie. I saw it once, it was scary. This is one of the most modern movies on my list, 2018. Ari Astor, he makes some really cool shit. Like, the synopsis doesn't give me crap either. When Ellen, the matriarch of the grand family passes away, her daughter's family begins to unravel, cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry. Basically, the mother starts to get possessed, she's climbing on walls, it's got a grudge feel to it, but more modern, less Asian girl opening her mouth, spazzing out. Instead, you have Tony Collette doing that. And it works. Plus a little girl gets her head taken off, which is awesome. Side note, I am currently watching with my wife the fall of the house of Usher, that might not be the name, I think that's the name, it's from the same guy that did Midnight Mass and the haunting on Hill, whatever that was called, the haunting of Hill House. He does really good work. I was trepidious going into this one. I watched the first episode, wasn't that impressed? But holy shit, episode two won me over. So if you tried the fall of the house of Usher, which no is not based on the pop sensation Usher, it's worth it at least, give it two episodes. Give it two episodes, that's all I'll say. I almost walked away, I'm glad I didn't. I'm only too deep though. Maybe it gets bad again, but I don't care, I'm in. It won me over. All right, this one, the human centipede first sequence. This isn't scary because it's scary, it's scary because holy shit, it makes you feel gross and creeped out. I don't really think I have to come up with a synopsis of this. Basically, people get their mouths sewn to each other's asses. If you're in the middle, you're getting the train from both ends. That's not an ideal situation, but really, if you're any of them, not ideal at all. This movie's first half is far more disturbing than the second, mainly because this creepy ass doctor has his patients in a bed and he's explaining what he's gonna do to them. This show slash tell, slideshow presentation, ooh, that's chilling stuff, that is, that's creepy stuff. I liked it, I liked it a lot. And then the rest of the movie's just kind of silly schlock, but that first 30 minutes really hits you. I didn't see the sequels. I believe there's three in the saga. And again, these aren't necessarily good movies, they're just kind of scary movies. Another modern one, It 2017. I'm sure somebody has the original It on their list. I never really, obviously Pennywise was creepy as a kid. He was scary as shit, but it was a TV movie. I never got into it. Outside of some of those spots that you've seen a million times over in clips on YouTube, it's just not very good to me. This one though, I thought was just very high production value, very well executed. It too goes way too much into the CG realm, not near as much practical stuff going on. And also this stuff happening to children is far scarier than it happening to dumb adults. With kids, you expect them to make bad choices. You expect them not to know how to react. They're helpless for the most part. It's just on its face a scarier film. And Skarsgard, Bill Skarsgard does a great job with Pennywise. I think it's really a great example of a modern horror movie taking what works so well with makeup and old school effects and bringing it into the modern era with CG and enhancing some of those scares with sound and all that. It does just a very good job. Here's one that was brought up earlier and I fully agree. Jeepers Creepers 2001 is one of the only movies I saw in theaters. This would have been like right in college, just out of high school. I mean, I wasn't, I graduated 2001. But God damn, I saw this twice in one day. I went with my buddy Clint. We saw like a midday film, four o'clock, something like that. And I remember sitting next to him thinking, oh my God, this movie is freaking intense as shit. I wonder what he's feeling. And you kind of, you know, your dumb high school college kids, you're kind of like, this is fine, no big deal. Internally, I was screaming. And then I saw it again that night, thankfully with my girlfriend at the time, Lindsay, yeah, we're high school sweethearts. My wife and I have been together for a very long time and I was able to put on a good brave face for her. I was able to be there for her when she needed to grip my arm and basically rip the flesh off of my bones. I mean, this woman, my wife is small and thin and I wouldn't say, you know, she's not benching more than a couple, couple 10s on each side at the max. But when she's scared, she could break my fucking arm with just a couple of fingers if she wanted to. The intensity, the rage that comes out of her when she's scared is unparallel. It's unmatched. Jeepers Creepers has one of the most disturbing endings in a horror film. That ending, paired with the first 30 minutes, definitely put this on my list. And I stand by this as a scary ass movie, at least at the time. It's been many years since I've seen it. I can't imagine it holds up terribly. Sequels, not good, but this one, this one set a good standard. This one set the stakes. All right, here is a kind of off the beaten path one, the midnight meat train with Bradley Cooper and Vinnie Jones, of course. Vinnie Jones been in a lot of movies, his most famous iconic roles, the juggernaut and X3 sarcasm. Vinnie Jones is great. A photographer's obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways. I went into this movie blind when it came, I was recommended to it by a friend. They said it was really intense, very dark, very gross. All of those things came true. They all rang true. My wife and I watched it. I think we were in Arizona at the time. Is that right? That is probably right. This is a good movie. I would like to watch it again. I only saw it once. I remember being on the edge of my seat most of the time. It is very intense. If you don't know anything about it outside of the synopsis I gave you, go in with just that because there is a mystery to it. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to say anything else. Very well directed and Bradley Cooper's always great, I think. So yeah, you have a win-win here. Check out midnight meat train. I don't see it get brought up ever on any lists or anything in conversation. It came to my mind and jumped out at me when I was making this list. So I'm going to jump it out to you. Kyle Nelson for $2. Idiocracy, 2006. It's coming true. Idiocracy. That is the movie with Luke Wilson. Very funny movie. They drink or they water. Yeah, it takes place in the future. Luke Wilson goes to the future. The president is, oh my God, it's, who is that? It's the wrestler from, actually I don't know. Terry Crews. I don't know if he was a wrestler actually. He seems like he would be, but Terry Crews is the president. He's driving a monster truck around. He waters the plants with Gatorade because they have electrolytes. Just perfect. And they eat it but fuckers instead of fun ruckers. That's a good movie. Thank you, Kyle. Appreciate that. All right, here's a good one. Paranormal activity. This was part of that whole Blair Witch Project movement to take people away from the bigger budget movies, get a little bit more gorilla with it. Give people a standard camera, make sure they don't know how to hold it well at all and you have paranormal activity. I like this one way more than I think the very overrated Blair Witch Project, Blair Ship Project, because it doesn't feel like the cameras being filmed by a couple of pigeons who have had their wings cut and they're just falling to the ground. This one has a lot of stock photo shots where the camera's on a tripod, you see the door open. They're doing some really cool, simple, actually practical effect work where people are getting pulled out of a room. Yes, it does have a lot of terrible downtime where people are just kind of bickering and talking and the camera's like for some reason facing a cup of water instead of the people actually having the conversation. So it is doing some really hacky shit trying to be artsy and different. I think really the one that is the best is Paranormal Activity 3. That one gets away from more of the experimental stuff and it just gives you what you want. I believe it's the third one. Check out Paranormal, but I think Paranormal, that series is pretty solid for a couple of good scares because again, you can relate to it, it brings you into that space and you're kind of there living it for just a few main characters. All right, let's move on. This is a movie I watched one time in 2002, okay. Another one that I saw in college. And again, I probably saw it with my buddy, Clint. He really liked horror movies. I'm like a huge horror guy, but I saw this movie and the hype is kind of real. This is a pretty intense film. That little fucking girl that comes out of the well and then pops out of the TV and kills you after you watch a stupid movie. Yeah, I mean, a lot of people dress up as her for Halloween still and it's scary every single time. Just the unkempt hair in front of the face doesn't look like she's showered a day in her life. That's frightening stuff. Hygiene is important to me. And speaking of which, I haven't, this is sad to say, but I haven't showered yet today. This is the first time and I can't remember how many years I've gone without showering in the morning. It's miserable. I worked out this morning. I had to jump on a work thing. I had a bunch of rush projects. Then I got editing. I had to take my son to basketball. Next thing you know, I'm getting the stream ready. And I have to point out, I actually have a pimple underneath my nostril. Thankfully, you can't see it on camera, but it's miserable, it hurts and it's because I didn't get my shower in. So I'm standing in my own filth, talking about a disgusting character in a movie called The Ring when I myself am basically turning into her right now in real time. Awful. The Ring was remade not that long ago. I think it was just called Ring. Maybe it was called The Ring again. I didn't see it. There's a few of these movies as well. Anytime a horror movie does even remotely good, if it makes like four bucks, they're gonna shit out like seven more of them. The original's a classic though for a reason. I have two M. Night Shyamalanma Ding Dong movies on this list. Signs, I have a sneeze coming on. I wonder if I can power through it or if I'm gonna have to let it out. I think it's going away. Okay, I think it's calming. I don't care who you are, signs is pretty scary. It's got corn stalks moving around. It's got aliens running a muck and it has one scene in particular that scares even the proudest of man. And that's that birthday footage. That found, again, the found footage gets me. That birthday footage shot of the kids and in the background, you see that motherfucker walking by and it just hits you even though you know it's coming. It hits you and that scene alone earns signs its place on this list. It really does. And I think that there's some really good atmosphere in this movie too. Early on when that thing is jumping around on the rooftops, I'm in, I'm all in. Signs, baby. Or how about that scene where the fingers are going under the door and Mel Gibson cuts the fingers off? Oh my gosh, it's intense. You gotta love it. Wait, did someone put, hang on. We got a couple super chat. Life is good. Kyle Nelson is right. Life is good as a green with Kyle about idiocracy in the world. Yeah, you're both right. Idiocracy is happening. I mean, TikTok exists. We have a super chat from Mickey C. $2 super chat. Thank you, Mickey. Signs, 2002 is a great scary movie. Always a fave. There he is. I see you, Mickey. I hear you, Mickey. And I answer you, Mickey. And there it is. Thank you for the super chat. Right on time, every time. Let's go to Sinister, 2012. This one, you know, I've seen this one you get thrown a lot on a lot of lists. It's a good, it's a good film. It's a good film. This guy is another classic found footage thing. The found footage is really paramount to get me scared. I just remember Ethan Hawke. He's chilling up in his attic. He's got this old school projector. Puts it up on the wall. And what is he, he's seeing a dude get his head ran over by a freaking lawnmower. Are you out of your mind with this? Guy's getting his head ran over by a lawnmower. Lots of disturbing stuff are showing up on these found footage videos. These whole movies, if you must. And it turns out it's happening in this guy's house. And Ethan Hawke, whatever his name is, Ethan Hawke has to get out of there. He's gotta get away. What's the synopsis actually? Cause I just threw out what I thought. Found footage helps a true crime novelist realize how and why a family was murdered in his new home. Though his discoveries put his entire family in the path of a supernatural entity. Yeah, I nailed it. Pretty much verbatim what I said. I think there's more than one sinister. I usually stop at one with a lot of these horror films. They just never good afterwards. In fact, I tried, I was gonna do an episode that was gonna be great horror movie franchises or top 10 horror movie franchises. I could come up with three. I legitimately couldn't come up with more than two. There's scream that I think holds up incredibly well, but that's basically because it's kind of poking fun and it's able to play off the tropes over time. What else holds up? Alien goes to shit. Predator goes to shit. Not that Predator's like a horror movie or a horror franchise, even Alien. But Halloween's a mess. Nightmare on Elm Street's a disaster. None of them stay good. Okay, anyway, the sixth sense. I mean, do I have to say anything? Haley Joao's been seeing dead people. There's ghosts everywhere. It's, yeah, not good. I mean, it's very scary, very scary stuff. Maybe it doesn't hold up. This would be one of the few where I haven't seen it since the original theatrical release. I remember being very frightened in that theater. Like, damn, this is intense. I don't wanna see what's coming out around the corner. I don't want that kid. I don't want Haley to pop open his little tent and see another dead person all nasty looking at him in the face. No, no, thank you, sir. Talk to me, tell me your name. We got Talk to Me on here from 2022. That's right, just last year. A movie has made this list. I was very impressed with this one. I gave it a very glowing review. It's simple, it's to the point. You have kids talking to, it's Talk to Me. Again, it should be Talk to the Hand. I really should crop some points off of this because the name's terrible. They're talking to a hand. They hold it, they get sent images of scary dead people. It's a way that they trip balls now. Some kids are doing drugs. Some kids are doing ecstasy. These kids are doing a dead hand, which is allowing them to conjure up spirits from a different realm. It's not good, though, what happens, our main protagonist takes one too many hits and these things are not leaving her alone. Yeah, it's a good flick. I really like this one. I mentioned it earlier, but the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, this is one of the few 70s movies that I think is still incredibly scary. It's very disturbing. It's raw, it's got that gritty look. Again, much like with the Exorcist, it's all about the tone. It's all about grounding you in reality. And since this was supposedly based on a true story with leather face going after this poor group of kids with his inbred family, yeah, you can relate. I live in South Carolina. I worry about that on a daily now. When I go down the road, I'm thinking, oh God, I have to pass this neighborhood. I hope my car doesn't break down because I'm fucked. It's real, folks, it's real. They've made several Texas Chainsaw Massacres, again. Unless you're going just for the eye candy, the Jessica Beale one is pretty solid. I never saw the, well, what's that chick's name? I'm not gonna remember her name. She's got the really blue eyes. I'm just gonna say she's got really blue eyes and leave it at that because that's not the main thing I think about with her. VHS is the last movie on my list, V slash H slash S. What does it mean? Is there something more to it than that? There is, there is. For starters, this is a three-part film. My wife yelled Alexandria DiDario. Apparently my description of big, beautiful blue eyes was enough for her to go on. Thank you, thank you, loving wife. When a group of misfits is hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for, they sure did. And so did I. I heard this movie was scary. I watched it with my wife many years ago and I have to tell you, this is the only time I watched a movie at home, not in the theater, where I thought I might not be able to get through this. I shit you not. The first of three, because there's three stories in one here, three stories in fun, normally I'm not huge on that approach, it works well here. One of the three stories is about a vampire, which the V possibly represents. And that movie goes, that short act goes freaking hard. I felt sick to my stomach watching it. I felt scared, like legitimately chilled watching this movie. I was sweating. The other two, pretty tame in comparison, they definitely put their best foot forward after that. And not so much. I think it's also presented, well, yeah it is, it's found footage. So again, this is the bread and butter for me, these found footage style movies, they freak me out from time to time. And that's my list. I think it's respectful. I'm pretty proud of it. There's no thing on here. The thing is my favorite Halloween movie, one of my favorite movies of all time. I don't think the thing is scary. I think the thing is just awesome. I never got scared at the thing. I just found it to be very captivating and interesting. It's almost more of a thriller to me than it is a horror, even though it's clearly more sci-fi horror than anything else. I just love it. And yeah, obviously there's other movies on here that aren't on here that I love, but they don't fall into the scary ass category that I'm going for this time. If you wanna hear other picks in general, things that maybe have more kids in mind or just fun Halloween movies, I encourage you to go back and look at my live stream from a week or two back, where I talk about a whole bunch of Halloween slash this time of the month scary movies to watch. Okay, if there's any more super chats, now is the time. Do you have a scary movie recommendation that I did not get to? Hopefully I did not miss any super chats. I'm gonna go back through the lineup. Oh, there's a way to... I'm an idiot. I wasn't sorting these properly. I forgot there's a tab where you can just see super chats. So I'm gonna go through it. Jeepers, creepers, I got all these, got all these. I am caught up as far as I know. Alrighty, what? That's your recommendation. My wife says, children of the corn is scary. I can't imagine that's the case, but she's putting it on there. Of course, people under the stairs is another one that she likes to throw out from time to time. Hard to disagree, but there you have it. Lindsay's pick is children of the corn. And again, oh, we have a super chat. I was about to wind down. We have Kyle Nelson out of a cannon, $1.99 super chat trick or treat. This has been brought up before. I need to get to it. I need to get to trick or treat. Scary movie. I know there's a couple of these as well. Thank you. Thank you, Kyle, for the recommendation. I wanna say, before I close out, this is Friday. Friday, I will be doing something different. We're gonna have to have a different setup, but I'm going to be live stream, putting together this beautiful camera Lego thing that my parents sent to me because I'm writing a movie script. They're proud of me. They don't know what the movie script's about. They'll probably be like, hey, Adam, can you return that? Do you think, can we get that back? We still have the receipt. We read your script and not impressed. But right now they are, and I'm impressed that they sent this. I'm very excited to put it together. Lego, if you wanna send me some money too, that would be great. If you wanna just throw me a couple bucks for all the money I've given you over the years, I would appreciate it. If you wanna join me though, I'm gonna be doing a live stream Friday night, 10 30 PM, Eastern Time, talking movies, just general movies. You can have a conversation while I put this bad boy together. It's gonna take a few hours. I like to do it right. I like to take my time and follow the instructions meticulously, perfectly, really, perfect build. Okay, that's it for me. Thank you guys so much for watching. It's 11 30. We've gone for an hour. That's about where I like to live. Anyways, I have more of the usher show to watch, not to be confused with the pop sensation. Again, the fall of the house of usher, whatever that convoluted title is. Check it that out if you haven't. I recommend it so far, two episodes in. Give it a shot and we'll see. I'll touch base with you as I get further into that one. Hopefully Friday I'll have an update as to as to how that show's gone. Thank you guys very much. Check out the roast tomorrow. It's gonna be a great one. And yeah, I'll see you real soon. Have a good night.