 So I posted this thing, it was actually shared to me by my friend Rich, it was Mitch McConnell and Mick Jagger side by side. Cause they're about the same age, Jagger's 80, McConnell's 81 and just points out the benefits of living a rock and roll lifestyle. But then Rich said something about Mitch McConnell. He said, he said, I hope that turkey neck explodes and his children and grandchildren choke on the chunks. Welcome back to our Secret Directions of Corbett. I'm Mitch McConnell. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Thank you to everybody who supports us on Patreon, follow us through your Twitter account and Instagram. Glad to be reacting to today, Corbett. That's my best Mitch McConnell I can give you. Don't ever say his name. This is the mystery of the nine unknown men, Indian Illuminati. I've probably been a little out of them. This is- Wanna see my turkey neck? It's going over, I think it said the secret society. I'm a part of it. That's right there, the Illuminati. Me too. Yep. Are you gonna do- Have you ever- What? What? Are you gonna add going on the dark ink? I might maybe in the future, but I haven't done it yet. Every time I go to the Wizarding World at Universal, I walk around like this. It's probably 10 out of the other people that I haven't. Anybody notice this? But have you ever looked into the Illuminati? Oh my stars. It is a rabbit hole. I know, but it's actually a fun rabbit hole. It's a fun rabbit hole. Because there's so many, like so much. Either coincidences or certain things that you- Everything, everything from this. Yeah. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of like ridiculous like stuff. It's like Super Bowl performances. Oh yes. Like I don't, obviously I don't believe in it or anything like that, but I just, I think it's like fun when like there's certain, the Simpsons has predicted the Illuminati. It is legit what I say to anybody who asks me about this because anybody who asks, they don't know, they immediately don't know. The people who know, look at it and go, Oh, definitely hollows. They know exactly what it is. What idiot doesn't know what that is? Many people have asked me, what is that? And when they ask me, I say, well, I'm a member of the Illuminati. We're coming out now. We're just being public about it. Everybody knows who we are. So this is the Indian Illuminati. I guess. I guess they have branches. Here we go. Do they have the- Chowkhan's the leader. The Boise Idaho Illuminati. But what if I tell you that even in India, this is a secret society which is much older than the Illuminati and whose links are with an Indian emperor. So today, we explore a theory which claims that this is the existence of an Indian society. A society that is more than 2000 years old. The secret societies shown in books and movies work on such a schedule that has a direct impact on our human society. So what was the purpose of this? For this, in India, it is the basis of becoming a secret society. I'll come to that. But before that, let's go back a little. Actually, it was quite- Wow. Didn't go as far as I thought they'd go. Not as far as I thought they'd go. More than 2000 years old. Chandraghupta Maurya was the founder of Maurya Dynasty under which India had a big share. From 275 BCE to 260 BCE. During this time period, Chandraghupta Maurya's grandson Ashok Ashoka. I think that's what that film is about. Not that secret. I was just saying. That's not what I was going to say. Nine men. Oh, were they ring rates? According to this theory, Ashok wanted that no technological and scientific knowledge was in their hands that they could use it against mankind. This means that nine fields, nine books, these nine people compiled that no one else could have. Now the real question is what were these nine books about? The first book was on propaganda and psychological warfare. How to alter public opinion was in this. And obviously Say a lie enough times then people will think it's true. It was about physiology. It's claimed that this book talked about how a human being can be killed by a single touch. A wild claim is that Judo is made up of this book. It's so fascinating, right? The third book was on microbiology. The fourth book was on transmutation of metals. Another wild claim made is that in earlier times some temples in India would receive large quantities of gold and so many gold sources were unknown. The fifth book on communication. But here's the fun part. It included extraterrestrial communication. Which brings up the question did they have the knowledge of the existence of aliens? It's a mystery. The sixth book focused on gravitation. The seventh book is on cosmogony. Some reports say the seventh book is on cosmology. The remaining two books are on light and sociology. This is quite a syllabus, right? Can the society have their knowledge of human advancement? If so, when and how? More than two thousand years before the formation of this society how it must have been brought forward for so many years and centuries. It's a matter of thinking. It is said that death, illness, or for some other reason if any member had to leave this society it would have been a suitable replacement. And in the same way this society would continue to prosper. Whatever secrets are in these books the succeeding members protected and kept. But how come these theories even existed? And if this was a secret society then how come so many things came out? In 1960 Louis Pauls and Jack O'Biogee wrote a book in which he mentioned this society and explored the rest of the details in which he included the list of nine books. He also told in the book that a French official named Jack O'Biogee who had worked in Kolkata he kept this society's theory right. Then despite the tensions it is difficult to say certain things about this society and even today the truth of this society is a mystery. And if this society was true then how come it still exists? And how did it alter our heart? Karan Johar leads it. All these questions are necessary in mind. And will we be able to answer all these questions? Chances are that you might never know. Hi I guess because of it actually doesn't shock me that there's like millennia of decades of even if regardless of what he says is true or not there's just millennia of decades of just stuff, information that's been around for a long time in India just because it's so goddamn old. Of course. Yep. Well technically it's only what? Been around since 1947. India wasn't around. That's true. There was no India prior to that. At least that's what happened. Yeah. And it's I mean the only seeming relationship to Illuminati is secret society. Yeah. I was hoping it would go into like more of like Me too. Fun theories. Especially when it started. I thought we were going to have celebrities and what they've done like here. General Khan has been in this society for that's what I was hoping for. Fun little stupid little theories like that. The three I don't know. I don't know. Poop Lacan. Yeah. My That's what I was hoping for. You part of any secret society? Oh yes. But I can't talk about them. I could be part of one. I was asked to be in the freemade. Freemade. Were you? My grandfather was in the freemade. Wow. That's legit folks. That's legit. The closest I ever came was my grandpa wanted to be in the mafia. So there you go. My grandfather asked me a few years ago. He's like, I'm part of the freemade. If you're ever interested we can talk about it. I'm like, No, I'm good. Thanks. I don't want to be part of the freemade. Thanks. Thank you though. Does the KKK they're not a secret society anymore, are they? I guess so. They're out and proud. They're out and proud. Like that guy at the city council meeting who said we are a peaceful racist group and everybody started dying because the whole point of that was to say they're a racist group and right on the podium he says, we're a peaceful racist group and everybody started howling in laughter as he made a giant faux pas. Yeah. So if there is a video explaining why and how Kieran, Johar and Renvier are the leaders of the Indian Illuminati please send that. I would love to see it. But we'll only do that. And can we join? Yeah, well we'll only do that on Patreon because we can't do that openly and publicly because as everybody knows one of the ways you get into that secret society is by licking boots and sneakers. Why do you think we licked so many of them? Yes. I mean, why do you think our channel suddenly exploded back in 2019? You think that just happened by accident? The Indian Illuminati. Secret society, my friends. Manoj Bajpayi. Yep. One of the leaders there. And in the meetings music is played by Zakir Hussein and then he makes tea for all of us. It makes a heck of a pot of chai. It really does. And then we have the noodles that Renvier ordered. What are those noodles? Well, I don't know. We got to say the right brand. Ching? Or those are just his name. And then for the ladies baggy noodles. It's Radhika and Kalki hand out the pads and the condoms to the guys. Pads? Yeah, they have advertisements for pads and tampons and stuff. I love Kalki and Radhika do tons of stuff for women's health. So we're just going down the rabbit hole of our secret society. Are pads part of women's health? Yeah, there's a whole movie Padman made about the fact that women who have their periods in certain places just get relegated off into a shed. I don't know if it's a part of health because technically you can free bleed and it's totally fine. That's healthy. It is. Free bleed? Oh, people do it all the time, man. Free bleed. Ladies, let me know if you free bleed out there. It's a thing. I'm telling you. It's a thing. Anyways, let us know what other. It's going to be your clothes. It's going to be you're going to drip down your legs if you're wearing shorts. Female empowerment. Let us know what other Indian Illuminati videos we can react to. You think I'm joking. It's a real thing. People love to free- Like being brawless? Yeah. Why would you like to do that? I don't know. Ask them. I don't believe it. No, if this isn't legit from my vagina. If this is, what happened? Are you not healthy anymore? Not healthy. If this is a real thing, please let me know. It's a real thing. I'm not kidding. Around the world or in America or where? Everywhere else. But I know it's like a female empowerment. I wonder if Ashley's heard about this because she's crunchy. She's crunchy? What does that mean? That's her breath of bleed and you are a sicko. What? Is that what that means? No, that's not what that means. Anyways, let us know if the Indian Illuminati videos we can react to. Josh!