 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing a firefighter game. My only issue is that I can't pick which one because they both look so good. You see, I was pretty set on firefighters, the simulation, which just looks like a very generic low effort simulation game, which I love. And some good reviews too, like once you get past all these negative ones, the... Oh, there's one! Great! But then I saw firefighters 2014. I opened it and I saw this image. And well, I didn't really need to look into it anymore. I kind of knew deep down that this was the one for me. The thing is, it was just his face that convinced me, but now that I'm looking at it again, why is he taking a selfie smiling into the camera when there's a fire burning behind him of an oil tanker? Like shouldn't he be helping? There's one dude over there. But look, it doesn't matter. You got a beautiful face and a beautiful smile and that's what it's all about, seeing him smile. But it looks really good. And again in the reviews, ignore all these. Ignore, ignore. Ah, here we go. Three in a row. I like firefighter games. My first Steam game. I am so proud of this game. And all right. Reviews like that. How can you go wrong? I'm imagining it like on the box art IGN. All right. I mean, if the bar is set that low, you probably could do that. You could find a bid in their article where they said, all right, the problem with this game is, and then just clip the, all right, put it in quotes, IGN. All right. Sorry, firefighters, the simulation. I'm going to have to go with firefighters 2014. Why does the developers intro look like a YouTube intro from 2011? All right. I got the game installed. I was just staring into the void, literally waiting for it to install. It kind of clicked and I was just like, huh, I really don't do much when I'm not recording. All right. Let's fire some fights and fire. No tutorial for me. My people need me where there's smoke, there's fire or even worse underage teens smoking. Either way, I'm blasting it with the hose. Okay. These credits are really long and they're just repeating the name Andre Berger over and over again. He's done everything. Oh my Jesus Christ. What is this sensitivity? Oh my God. I'm going to give my own guy whiplash. His neck is going to snap. As I myself have a lot to do, I'll summarize the most important point. What is with the music? Why is it so mysterious? One of the people in this room is a murderer and I'm pretty sure it's you. I can see it in your eyes. Oh God, maybe it's him actually. Did you see that? He just snapped his neck to the left and stared at her. Oh, it was you, wasn't it? Yeah, it's definitely him. He's giving me the old side eye. Who are you? What was that? Oh my God. The music is so dramatic as well. How are you? I was just power washing his face. Sorry, sir. I just noticed that the electricity was a bit dirty, so I'm just going to give it a bit of a wash. Can I turn off this music? It's so dramatic. I hate it. Okay, that's better. Now, can we use our own music? There we go. That's much more suited. Calling Florian 1, Florian 2, and Florian 6. Oh Jesus Christ, there's a fire. Oh God, where's the dramatic music again? There we go. It's a dumpster fire. We got to go. I don't even know how to drive. In fact, one step before that, I don't even know how to get in that fire truck. Wait, no. Guys, please. Don't leave without me. Please. I don't know how to drive. Oh, for fact's sake. All right, I got to figure this out. You, sir, I'm commandeering your vehicle. Okay, that was a ghost, actually. This epic music when I'm just mashing all the keys attempting to get in my car. We got to figure this out. We got to stop this fire. Is this the same game? This might be another firefighter 2014. How many were there? One of the first things in a manual teaches you how to uninstall. I wonder why they put that at the front. Okay, well, the time's about to run out. I'm not sure what happens. The shift has been ended. Okay. So did the fire just burn out or what? Good morning, everyone. I don't think somebody's going to do. I think I actually have to do the tutorial just to figure out how to get in the car. Then I'm fine. Honestly, I think I could only get into the fire truck that left without me. I don't think the other ones were usable. Hello, you must be our new employee. I've been expecting you. Oh my God, that mouth action. It's just a bit like... Have they just voiced over it? Come on, stop staring out the window. This is where the action is. He's not showing me anything. This is the tutorial. Oh, great. He's showing me the drink dispensers. That's fantastic. Where do you go? Oh, he's going upstairs. What are you doing, dude? Come on, stop staring out the window. Oh, I'm going to get a hinge on these things. Let's see. There we go. What is that perspective? I don't even have to do anything. He just does it himself. This is your office. On the wall on the right is an empty shelf. He said there's an empty shelf for all my future awards. I hate to break it to you, Chief, but that's going to be empty forever. Apparently, I just spanked that light switch by the sounds of it. Chief, can you please just teach me how to put out fires? I love how he just walks through all the doors. Something in the kitchen is growling at me, but I'm just going to ignore that. He's literally just giving me the slowest tour I've ever gotten in my life. He's just been like, here's the workout room. Here's the kitchen. He hasn't taught me a single thing about putting out fires. On his sprain with this, he looks as pale as I do. I'm trying to put out fires before they start. I mean proactive, which is the best way to stop fires. So that's it for our little tour. What? You didn't teach me anything. Oh my God. The one tutorial I actually decided to do, it takes me like eight minutes and he didn't teach me anything. He just walked me around here. I don't want to read about Andre Berger again. I'm pissed off at Andre Berger, to be honest. Like, honestly, that tutorial should have just been the fire chief come up to you and go, fire bad. And it would explain just as much. Okay, yes, I can drive this one. Fantastic. This is the only one I can drive. Open the doors. I called for a joy ride. I even indicated. I wonder will the fire break out in the same spot? Hold on. I'm indicating to go right for some reason when I'm deciding to just reverse. There we go. Indicate. I'm going to put on the hazard lights as I am a general hazard to everyone. And I'm going to go out there where the dumpster fire started and I'm going to stop it before it starts. Oh, God, I hit an invisible barrier. God damn it. Did I go the wrong road? Ah, okay. I think I did. Hold on. This is why the hazard lights on. Please be careful. Another shift that seems like it'll never end. I got his hating this game. My own protagonist of this game hates the game he's in. It's like I could have been the protagonist I could have been Pac-Man. But he's stuck in this reality. It's stuffed us dead. Oh, that's great. Let me just put on everything. Wait, what? What happened? The game was saved. Why am I upside down? It's due to your carelessness. Your vehicle's in heavy damage. Your shift was set for unsuccessful. It just spawned me upside down for some reason. What the hell is this game? The game was saved, but at what cost? Okay. It's teleported me to what looks like a different map. Okay. Where's the fire? Oh, there it is. Nice. All right, guys. Out of my way. Oh, it's just one dumpster. Perfect sake. Anyone with a watering can could have took care of this. What second? Where are the hoses? All right. Here we go. Should I put down a cone? All right, everyone. Stay back. Why is there water coming out of the truck? Oh, yeah, I see. Second I got this. Where do we hook this up to? I mean, he hooked his up to nothing. But I'm going to attempt to hook it up to something. There we go. Nice. Hooked up. Okay. Now let's just put out the fire. Operation completed successfully. There we go. All taken care of, guys. Good job out there. It's like what a sports team does at the end of a victory. You just throw like sports drink over each other. Firefighters blast each other with a hose. Wait, can I take off the hose for a second? I don't know how to take it off. God damn it. Okay, I took it off. All right. Close the door. I think we're ready to go. Sorry, my mirrors don't actually work. So apologies if I back into you. Sorry, again, mirrors don't work. So not really my fault. All right. I'm putting on the siren. There is an emergency. I am hungry. I need to get back to the station. Sorry, my favorite football team just won a game. So I'm pretty excited. What debate do I practice in? I shouldn't reverse. Again, I have no mirrors. All right. This is the one. Poor guy. Turn off the siren. No. Wait, wrong button. My car is kind of blocking this one. Let me go in. Fuck, it won't allow me. God damn it. I wanted it to just blast a fire truck out of the way. There we go. Remember where we parked. Good job, everyone. Let's get some shut-eye. The siren's blasting downstairs. Everything okay? Yeah. Despite all the sirens, everything is completely fine. I think I'm going to pump some iron. I think I've earned it. Oh my God. It's so loud even when you're upstairs. Can I go to sleep? I mean, sound aside in general. Can I go to sleep? I am going to sleep. Four hours of sirens wailing. Oh, a fire. Guys, I don't know what way is down. Oh my God. It's chaos. I think everyone's going to freak out. No one really knows where to go. Okay, it's just staring at a wall. At least now I can easily find my fire truck because I know where I parked. Wait, come on. Get in. There we go. No reverse cameras. Watch out. All right, maybe we can take a shortcut here. Yep, straight over the hill. Jesus Christ, I'm dedicated to my job. People are dying, dude. Stop talking about yourself and complaining about how the shift is long when you're on your way to fight a fire. Wait, we can change the camera? Oh, that is pretty cool. You know what would work well for this? Is it Bonnie Taylor's holding out for a hero? I'd play it, but then I'd get copyright strikes. I'll just sing it badly so that it doesn't get picked up. I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night. Take a nap in the fire truck. I'm fine with it. I can sleep through the sirens. You can, too. Sick drift right into that fox. And I definitely rolled over to something. There was a hefty bump there. He like wakes from his nap and I'm like, I'm sorry. Speed bump. Watch out, folks. Sorry, no mirrors, you know? He covers his eyes. He doesn't want to see that. All right, hold on. Let me pull up to it and I'll get the traffic cones. What is that bench on fire? But nothing around it is. I got a brush here. Let me sweep up some of this fire. Just sweep it up to put it over there with the rest of the fire. And now that I've grouped it up together, I can get my hose. Oh my God, I thought someone took out a machine gun to deal with the fire. All right, let me put down a cone so everyone knows what's going on. All right, there we go. Now civilians will know to stay back. Now let me get the hose. Honestly, I don't know why it takes you guys so long. When I spray the fire, it just goes out. When you spray the fire, nothing happens at all. It's as if you're waiting for the protagonist to do it himself. All right, I'll leave the rest of the fire to you. There's just a little bit. Okay, that cannot seem to even contain that little bit of fire. All right, let me take care of it then. There we go. My shift has ended. You're welcome, everyone. I saved the day. Thanks to your excellent performance yesterday, it is my pleasure to promote you to the rank of firefighter with immediate effect. Everyone? Are you talking to me? Because you're not looking at me. You're looking at someone else. I'm assigning you as the driver of Ambulance Florian 5 today. It's making me drive the ambulance today. Great. Sorry about that. I'm just going to check up on an ambulance and make sure everything's in tip-top condition, especially after the fact that I just smashed it into that wall. There we go, all fixed up. I don't know what I was doing. I have no knowledge of what's going on here, but it's fixed up now. Oh, I hit something there. Just another speed bump, I'm sure. For effect sake, I just got here. Now I got to turn around. Oh, me too. I don't think I need to be taking on boat lanes with my lights and sirens on just because someone is under the influence of alcohol. Unless this world is under the restrictions of prohibition, which honestly would just be cruel because this world seems painful. I think you'd need an escape in alcohol and just drown your sorrows. All right, where is he? We got to take him out. I don't see anyone. Who am I treating? Is it you? I just picked up this child. I don't think it's even them. You're coming with me. I'm going to make this as a danger zone because someone just got kidnapped here. Should I take your school bag? No, it doesn't matter. I don't know how to close the door, so you're just going to have to hold tight, all right? I have no restraints or anything. And I don't think this is even the right person. I just kidnapped the child. Oh, God, she's after flying out the back after that crash. Hey, at least if she does fly out the back and get seriously injured, an ambulance will be right next to her. Why is a firefighter even driving an ambulance? I don't really understand why I'm involved. Like fair enough, it was like related to a fire, I guess. I don't know, but it seems weird that I'm just going out dealing with drunk people when I'm a firefighter. All right, ambulance is up ahead. I'm going to cut through the forest to again save a bit of time. It worked before. A perfect safe. There's invisible barriers. Oh, God damn it. There's an invisible barrier, dude. It's so in my way. Hang on back there, patient. Oh, God. If you're still back there, that is. This completes your operation. Yeah, she's going to need an operation after that. And she was perfectly fine when I picked her up. Lord. Good thing I'm filling up my engine's tank that the car sounds really hungry. You hear that rumbling? Trying to pour gasoline everywhere. Trying to start a fire just so I have something to put out. This is a good beat. You could definitely make some music with this beat. We are. There's someone gravely injured here, apparently. Oh, look at her. She's just lying there. Oh, Jesus. All right. I'm going to do my duty and just put down a road sign because this is clearly insurance fraud. She is not hurt. She's stiff as a board. She's faking it. All right. I think I've done my duty here. I think I could sign off for the day. Oh, this game is so funny. I have to give it a good review. My official review is all right. But I hope you guys enjoyed. If you want to see me do more weird simulators like this, please do let me know. I think I have to. It's just, they're so funny for all the wrong reasons. And feel free to suggest some to me as well, either in the comments or over on Twitter. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. If you want to watch more of me, I post every day. I also stream over on Twitch. If you want to see me there, the link is in the description. Thank you very much for watching. Appreciate it. And I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.