 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Phasmophobia. Just another phobia to add to the very, very long list of phobias that I already have. And in fact this is hitting 2-in-1 because I also have a phobia of Unity games. It's just a lot of bad mobile games out there that have left me scared. Oh my god dad, you're so buff and your biceps are so jagged. But let's get started anyway so I can stop procrastinating this. I was procrastinating that, not the horror game. It really hurts. Alright, I'm in the training. I figure I better do it because well, it wouldn't let me not do it. Oh, the radio. Look for my favorite radio station. 106.5, f***. It's like an episode of Scooby-Doo where we take the ghost mask off and it turns out it was Rick Astley all along. This is a f***ing disaster. I want to go in there with people, not by myself. Oh wait, I just realized this game is listening to me. I'm really brave. In fact, I can kill ghosts. That should convince him, right? It's the ghost for calling me. Or is it in general just a normal phone call because that's equally as terrifying? Shut up, shut up, shut up, I'm not answering. Set up a video camera inside the ghost room. The ghost has a room? My god, my whole shadow scared me because I'm just a floating blob apparently. What is that noise? Why do they have that in their house? Alexa, play weird creepy ambient music. Because nobody f***ing wants it Alexa, that's why. I like how I've cornered off the entire house. The neighbor comes up like, Hiredly, oh, neighborino. What's going on here then? A bit of asbestos? Nah, ghost hunting. Wait, I can turn on the lights for fuck's sake. I'm wandering around in the dark this whole time. I've set up my cameras. Is that all it takes? All right, come on, do something. Do something ghostly. Oh, ghostly things. Or faulty wiring, one or the other. No, there's nothing happening. There's literally nothing happening. What do I do? Grab the ghost writing book and place inside the ghost room. Okay, there we go. Ghost writing book. You wanna draw me something? Draw me something nice? All right, it said go in there, turn off the lights, and just talk to it using my voice. So let me try this. Hello? Where are you? How old are you? Would you like to be friends? Did you say can't? I guess he's busy. Do you have a reason? Like an excuse? What? Well, let's stop talking over me. Do you have a reason that you can't hang out with me? You're just coming across as rude, you little bastard. Wait, did he write something? I picked it up and put it back down and it's writing it. What does that mean? Probably ghost language for I'm washing my hair. I can't hang out. I got ghost writing. I got freezing temperatures in there. I think something in the spirit box. So is he a demon? Can I say he's a demon? Is this good enough evidence? Oh, yeah, my job here is done. Wait, if I'm back here, then who's driving the truck? Okay, well, I'm done my training and I'm ready to join some random ghost hunters now. I'm sure I will be an asset to the team. Potver, I know you're busy playing B ball, but would you mind readying up? He just left entirely instead. I will not be rushed. Also, he's one of those kids that like, if he can't play his way, he takes his ball and goes home because I can't find the ball anywhere and I wanted to go. I'm just waiting inside this person's mouth while I wait to play. It's taking a while. Try to see what's going on inside the host's head because he's not readying up. Oh, this person's dancing. They must be listening to a 106.5 FM. If you look around you, it's just the stupidest bunch of people. This person's in a locker. This person was building a tower out of cans and the other hasn't moved in about five minutes. I think I'm gonna leave the lobby and try somewhere else. Right, what equipment do we need? Okay, I've got everything that I need. I have God. All right, folks, come on. I got God on our side. Let's do this. Door's locked. Well, we tried. Back in the van, boys. We just give up. Oh, they got in. I thought that was someone just groaning like that little video of the fish eating a carrot. I don't like these people. He's just staring at me. I am abandoning them and so is God. I just dropped the crucifix. Oh, he wants to do a high school. I'm not allowed to go in high schools legally anymore. My next job is to hide in the showers. Could you stop smelling her ankles and could we hunt some ghosts, please? Dibs on the crucifix. I know what I'm doing with that. Can some- Stop smelling people. I'm drinking liquid water, bro. What do you think I'm doing? I like how you specify that it was liquid water. Let's ready up and get them ghosts. I think I finally got in with people and my game crashed. Well, I didn't even get to smell them. Okay, everyone, let's hunt some ghosts. Hey, come on, Scoob. Come out of the locker. No. Okay, sorry. Okay, I got your back, buddy. What do you want me to take? Grab the camera. Okay, I got the camera. I'll vlog while you hunt the ghosts. What's up, everyone? Coming at you with a fresh ghost hunting vlog. We're about to head in. Apparently there's been a murder and it's just me and the boys coming to solve it. Just to quiet. Yup. I hope no ghost comes and kills us right now. We're very vulnerable. Yo, ask people to like and subscribe. Yo, you better fucking like and subscribe, bro, so fucking you send you to a mental hospital. What? I can't see anything. Wait, okay, that's better. You know the real horror story? I think the camera was off that whole little intro, so we're gonna have to record it again. What is a ghost named Johnny Sins, right? I don't know. I didn't actually read the brief. I don't know what we're doing here. I thought we were just breaking and entering. What the fuck is this open? I don't know. Maybe the ghost was hiding in the closet for a while. I'm proud of him. We're coming out. Wait, I can't find you. Hold on. Okay, there we go. You're fucking blind, dude. Leave me alone. I'm trying to get you in the shot. I'm filming. All right, like and subscribe. What the hell is this? Oh, it's a fly thing. This could be a clue. Look, come back. Come back. We got a clue. Come back. There's a clue. There's a fly tape thing. He has no time for me. Oh, he's right here. Oh, here you are. You got anything to say for the channel? I don't think this YouTube channel is going to work with a mute on the team. Oh, dude. All right, it's in the garage. This is bad. This is bad, dude. Oh, Jesus. Oh, dude, what is the mute doing right now? He doesn't need to turn on the car. Look at him. He's just walking away menacingly. Look at him. Turn on the lights. I can't see anything. This footage is going to be useless for the channel. I told you we should have looked at that fly tape. Now we've got to go back down and look at it. All right, fine. We'll investigate the fly tape, okay? Thank you. There's definitely something suspicious about it. Oh, my God. This fly tape is so menacing. See? There's flies on it for some reason. It's some other worldly shit. I'm telling you, dude, if the ghost hasn't written like and subscribe, I'm going to be pissed. Oh, he fucking didn't, dude. Jeez. How are we supposed to grow a channel if he's slacking? I, uh-oh. Ah! You're not a child! It's a child! You don't have to like and subscribe. It's okay. Get that bell, though, please. Dude, that could have been the mute. The mute was the ghost all along. I knew it. We got to check the fly tape. Let's go down into the basement. Let's go down and check the fly tape. Fuck the fly tape, dude! He's so upset. Oh, look where you are. Hiding in the van while we got all tangled up in fly tape, huh? He just looks at us. Dude, that was a child. It was like half your size. It was like half your size. Really? I didn't see anything. They might be too young to subscribe. Oh, Betty Robinson. I think the ghost's name was Pee Pee Poo Poo. Betty Robinson. No, it's Pee Pee Poo Poo. Betty Robinson. Oh, my God. And just because you're saying it louder doesn't mean it'll come. Betty Robinson. All right, I have an idea. Put the mic physically inside your mouth and say it. I want to fly! That's it. We're going downstairs. Come on. We're investigating the fly tape. Come on. Let's go. Oh, my God. Wait, the fly tape moved. It wasn't here before. We got to help the mute. Come on. He's probably trapped in a room screaming for help. Yeah, he can't really scream since he's a mute. Mutes! Mutes, can you come back? I think he might be the bad guy, dude. I think we're getting double-crossed. I saw the mute vent. He's back in the truck. You got to stop hiding in the truck. You got to help us out here. Hey, you think this spirit level would help find spirits by any chance? Guys, we're accomplishing literally nothing. What are we going to do? She wrote something. She said like and subscribe. But she's a fucking demon. What do demons do? Should we be careful? What should I be looking out for? What's she going to do to us? Hey, I found some beans over here. It might be a clue. Come on, let's go pour some of these beans in the garage. This isn't fucking beans. That is beans. There we go. Beans. Great job. You just made the spirit only go in here. Perfect. He's stuck because of the beans. What the hell is that? Where is she? Where is she? What the hell was that? Was that the mute? Dude, you know if you pour some, it makes him more angry. Oh, you're telling me that now. Thanks very much. Oh my god. It's right there, dude. It's like a little, look at it. What is it doing? Ah! I'm dying! Goodbye! Goodbye! It sent me to a demon land? Oh my god. Fuck, dude, I'm out, dude. He's just leaving. He can't face him without me. Let's try to find someone else who might be more competent. Competent enough to carry me through. Hello, oh my god. You're two humans in one. Hello username. Hello. You sound so wise. You'll show me how to do this, right? Absolutely. I can't take them seriously when they're inside of each other like that. By the way, I'm screaming just so you know. Oh, can you give me a shout out, please? I got my camera out for a bit of vlogging. If you could say like and subscribe, that would be fantastic. Like and subscribe? Thank you very much. I have no idea what they're talking about. Am I going to bone anybody in the camera? I got a camera. I got a camera. What do I do? That's the wrong camera. Oh, OK. My bad. Sorry. Who does this ghost think we are? Amateurs? We're not scared of anything. I'm terrified for that point. No, don't admit that. I got a really neat picture. I'll send it on to you later. It's really cool. Want to call up to this bone that we saw? Yes. Got it. What's that noise? I think there's a gas leak. I think we should leave. Oh, OK. OK. All right. That's fine then. If there were a gas leak, though, yes, we should evacuate. Just a little PSA for you. Michael Davis, are you here? No, it's just me. Michael Davis, do you know username? Oh, dude, don't put him on the spot. He's not going to know. He doesn't remember me. Oh, that's a nice pick. I think you just opened the bathroom. No, I ignore that. Hold on, stand together. I want a little picture of the whole group. OK, everyone, look at me. All right, say ghost hunting. Ghost hunting. Lovely. That's great. I think you might have blinked down the bottom right there, but that's OK. His head is inside the wall. Michael Davis, come out. You coward. I found Michael Davis. Hey, don't close that shit. I'm hiding in here. Let us in. Dude, let us in. Michael Davis, I dare you to kill us. In fact, kill my friend here. The username, do you want to grab the salt down here? Oh, the beans. Yeah, I'll take the beans. Yeah, bring the beans. We need those. Oh, that's a lovely picture. Wait, stay still. Stay still. Gotcha. OK, good one. Oh, we have writing. We have ghost writing. Take a picture of it. I wasted all my pictures taking pictures of you guys. It's this canned run. What an idiot. He can't even run. This is going to be easy. I don't think you can just put a camera down in a bathroom like that. That seems like a privacy issue. I mean, that's what you're into. I'm going to leave, though. We're getting a lot of good info here. Yeah, I found out that someone on the team is a pervert. Michael Davis, come kill me. I'm in the bathroom. I'm scared. I'm terrified. He likes that. He likes when you're scared. Michael, I'm so scared right now, Michael. Michael, though, don't. Michael! Michael! He's messing with my flashlight. I think he's definitely getting pissed off. OK, Michael, I was joking, but I'm legitimately scared now. So if you could stop this life thing that you got going on, that would be great. Everybody, I'm pissed off. I'm winnest enough. That was terrifying. I think I scared him. I was like, Michael, come kill me. I'm honestly amazed you did not get killed. Yeah, I'm pretty brave, so I was fine. I'll get him out of here. You believe you me. I'll take care of business. Michael Davis, come kill us. Come kill us now. He's at the stairs. Come over here. Come over and kill us. Oh, god, he's coming for you. Run! Run! The door's stuck. The door's stuck. If you could open the door, that would be great, guys. It's open. You can open it now. I can't open it. You can. I'm just stupid. It was nothing to do with it being locked. Oh, my god, she died right next to me. Oh, my god, she kept screaming like Michael Davis. Come here. And it came right for us. Oh, god, damn. That was so funny. You don't know what it is. I got to kill so bad. He's walking down the stairs. Oh, yeah, come on. Come kill us. He just kills it. All right, so you said just ask him to do something. Yeah, just be like, is anybody here? Can you show me something? Michael Davis, come kill me right now, you coward. Come on. Come out. Come at me. He just got locked. The door's locked. Guys, open the door. You coward, Michael Davis, locking me in. You're locked in here with me, Michael Davis. You better fucking run. Run away, run away. Where do I run to? No, Michael Davis. No, Michael Davis. Michael Davis killed me. I probably shouldn't have kept egging him on. He's like, do something. Tell him to do something like flicker the lights. He's just walking. Come kill me, you coward. They're trying to leave. Oh, god, that's so funny. They're just giving up. Oh, five bucks. You got $10. That's pretty good for one of your first couple games. That's not bad for dying. Like, you just die for $10. That's worth it. I think I'm going to leave it there for this. I might do another video on this if I can, because this is so fun. This is so, so fun. It's a great game just interacting with people. It suits it perfectly. But I hope you enjoyed the video. If you did, you can check out more of my stuff I post every day. I also stream over on Twitch. If you want to check that out, link in the description. Hope you enjoyed. Appreciate you watching, and hope to see you next time. Bye for now.