 Good morning! Here is the iPhone 14 and 14 emotions. Happy! I am super happy to introduce the iPhone 14, 14 plus, 14 Pro, 14 Pro Max, that last time is too long! Proud. This year we have four new models for the iPhone 14. That's right, four. We could have had five, but no, four. Last year we had four, but this year better, we have four. Sad. The design is the same! Like, sure, for the iPhone 14 Pro it's a bit different with the notch, but it's just the same! Suspicious. It hasn't always on display, yeah? So no more hiding your messages, yeah? Wondering. We are trying our best to make it environmental friendly. And wait, we're still traveling it with electricity, right? Because if you don't charge then you cannot use the product. I love selling the environment, but only to the point that I still make money out of it. Horny. The iPhone 14 Pro and Pro Max now have a 48 megapixel camera. Confused. The display has 16 billion transits. I have no idea what that means. And who counts the transistor? Like, too excited. The video camera has an action mode to stabilize it! This is in partnership with fucking science! In denial. It comes with a charging cable. But still no power brick, right? This cable can charge and we always make sure to deliver a charging cable with all of our products. Yeah, but I can't charge until I get a power source. Wireless charging is what we are trying to recommend here. That MagSafe thingy? Nah, that's another spending! Cut. Frustrated. It finally comes with USB-C. Still not? Who's in charge? Hallucinating. The iPhone 14 comes in many new colors. I see many new colors. Thanks for the fail. Shy. It starts at 799 and goes all the way up to like 1599. How much? Well, nothing. Not much. Like 1599 or something like that. Cocky. We are adding emergency SOS via satellite. That's right. Satellite. And surprised. The battery lasts all day. Wow. Wow. I mean wow. You guys still believe it. That it does. Every year we tell you it lasts all day and it doesn't. Like killing. Really?