 She cute on here. Yeah, I'll smash. I don't fuck the bitch in the wheelchair So is that where you draw your land like like is that your game? Did you do it? Why I mean did you how you take her out the wheelchair? Oh, well she did I went to grab what she said The chair must go now after that It gotta go we got a food A napkin don't run this gonna make your wind blow faster She a superhero That's that dress you get married at the court. I know I'm late. Excuse me White shoes on the white hard bottoms a job pan tribute the pops resting piece down with a spoon. Y'all got the white sugar pops I thought you just by say a lot of things with white women. I was like, I noticed that Oh, yeah, it is going down where you see these with all kind of white women in Arizona I saw a nigga would have been so big at the mall. I thought he was moving a mattress She's got our probation Oh my goodness, you see the cha-chats on those Well, they can't see any dancing titties and move damn them her titties I thought it was two niggas standing beside by the same person She got five What it's a white man You don't have a kids by the same woman. You ain't want to spread them out You got a kid by her It's still tight come on That's still tight he said that like he putting a lot of dick in it's still tight. I Mean, it's tight to me. I don't get drunk and ask you stupid shit Babe, baby If you know you got good pussy make some noise if you know for a fact She didn't she didn't do shit. She didn't do that. She don't believe in her wasn't she beat she was still 85 souths We bought it. We bought to get some em. How do you know your for sure? How do you know that your pussy is good? They call you back the next day that nigga might just need somewhere to stay. That's all that is About to pull up. I got my bags in the truck pulling up. Now. What did you say? How do you know you got good pussy? You got put it you got well Bro, that is some good put if a nigga trying to take care of you after he did Yeah, you yeah, that's it. Why they ain't any have nothing. Yeah, I just got this rag It's a whole different show y'all we about to have some fun Phoenix if you ready to get this show started Say get to it. They ready Greatness tonight make sure when you leave here you go tell somebody what you see you are witnessing the next kings of Comedial high-two. He's gonna be on this stage here tonight Your baby daddy It's Phoenix Arizona What's happening y'all have a seat have a seat Have a seat Hey, have a seat. It's hot as hell man. It's hot out here. What's up girl? Who got you pregnant? 2000 degrees out here shit. What's up with everybody up top this Phoenix? That's Glendale up there y'all fuck Three rows over there number three rows in the back. Hey, that's the retarded people up there Little folks alone, bro. Oh shit Shout out to all the Hispanic people in this bit Now go to no part and they just go in the backyard. Let's go Gotta turn up this Phoenix Yeah, we're a Phoenix hotter than hell literally it's Phoenix hell Africa It's how the hell out here, baby. Hey, how you doing all year round your car got a see Okay, I could put what you didn't let do it I Don't make him laugh it's it gonna fall out now white boy You're looking like Bam Bam Bigelow from the WWE. That's what it is Look at your uncle Chico Look at our recording so far Hey, I told y'all gonna see them niggas look here. Now he on Facebook live. He got two followers They're gonna be asking them next week. I'm like, y'all have a little show up, man We had a nice time It was very nice. You know, I mean it took a little while for us to get inside but once we got in it was very nice This is a nice cathedra. Look at you talking. She's talking shit. She said it took forever to get in this bitch Cuz it's hot shit This place ain't got no AC Look Chico. Yeah, that's the place Mufasa died right now Look like somewhere you walk in and hit that music plan Hey Chico Chico for a long time I blame What for a long time I blame simple for Cuz a little part Then it finally came out Cuz we ain't paying you see all my Mexican. I mean so what's up? What's up? Any safe all right We say miss kids niggas just got up in the way Got out probation that shit feel good You see the titties on that night? Oh my goodness, you see the chachas on those? Yes, they are big. They can't even dance to titties in Moog. Damn, them her titties. I thought it was two niggas standing beside her. I didn't, god damn. But she used to have a good time. But they coochie smell like outside. But don't, she got on them fashion over tights. Say fuck that, these your new fashion over tights. You just ordered them off Instagram yesterday. Fuckin' with you. Hey, coochies from the social. Shut up. I can't help it. Coochie, stop. What's up? Salute to the white lady right here that brought her son to the show. Hey, how are you? She's looking like, I don't know who the fuck you're talking to, asshole. You, ma'am, how you doing? Got some ages in here. What am I ages at? Well, yeah. One person. Appreciate you. What's up, baby? Appreciate you. Thank you for coming. What a Native American sit. Hey, my partners, what's happening? Reparation? Yeah. Coming to the casino later. Ain't the only niggas that get reparations. You like, how y'all getting that shit, man? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? What's up, baby? Ain't the only niggas that get reparations. You like, how y'all getting that shit, man? Boy, you got them white boots on in this motherfucker. We begin our ad work, but ain't coming in. She got them Rick James super freak boots. She's a very freaky girl. That's how she get pregnant. She already pregnant. Don't they come to my house? She got on that Dolomite shirt. This bitch nasty. She like to be spanked. Anytime I see her. You come to her house. She like, the belt is on the dope. You see, there's a pregnant girl there trying to fuck you. Like, I can't fuck you. You pregnant. So what the fuck they got to do with you? She say exactly. No. Your son and that motherfucker mad as shit. My mama a whole fuck, bro. You got your baby in there dodging dicks. This nigga here. This got them some bread. I don't even eat my daddy's shit. I don't see how they wet ease. This shit got my head hot in the motherfucker, boy. That shit is made out of picnic basket. Picking me. Salute to everybody in here that have been through 10 city. We fuck with y'all. Real gangsters. Nigga in the back said, meet me. I know. She stood up. She must have just got out that bitch. Well, y'all got some gangster ass women in. It could. Look at this shit. That's our auntie. That's her niece right there. Auntie, you dancing like you at a Mary J. Blash concert. Hold up, bro. Oh, we got earth, wind, and fire. I ain't no shit. That's how you know you're drunk when you don't need no music. You hear your own song. Hey, there it is. Wrong with y'all. Auntie recording the show too. Hey, baby. No, don't stop now. Then here with your shit cut like Odeo Beckham. I see you, auntie. Yeah, your shit look like the noodles almost ready. This nigga is retarded. What you saying? You call me? Just a little dirty by the top. Y'all look like shadows up there. We can't see nobody. You know when the muff, you know when the muff up on a documentary and they want the identity to be shown, that's what it look like up there. Well, actually when I first met him, it was very dark outside. Blurry hell up there. I got the hat. Look at that nigga in the middle. He look like he happy that nobody show up. Finally, nigga, get relaxed. Shit, I got all the room I need. I hope nobody come to get me at the MC. He gonna get mad when they show up. Oh, did you see what she taught? DC. You see my Mexican partner right there? They look like the nigga off next Friday. I might have had the little dog right there. Tell me the nigga right there. Yeah, he might have had the dog. Niggas like Madagascar's wanted. No more locked doors. You got that no more locked doors hat on. He was good Captain Arizona. Look at where my dog is. He got a lot of shit on his man and his forehead stink. Leave him alone. Damn, salute to my man right there. Recording with the same Afro as Norbit. What's up with you, Norbit? I see you, Norbit. What's up, Norbit? Niggas got that Norbit in this muscle. That's Lionel Richie, younger brother. Lionel Richie. That nigga got an Afro in Phoenix. You know he's stressing. He didn't play in that shit. He walked down stage. Niggas is hot, and you got an Afro. Niggas, you are stressed the fuck out. A lot of shit going on. Where's my goddamn penis? The second show in Phoenix. We didn't know it was this many niggas in Phoenix, but we love it though. Pick. Time out. Time out. Time out, time out. Niggas, I teed this. Niggas, I teed this. Time out. Excuse me, excuse me. It's a girl. What's up, guy? Oh, shit. Time out. Time out, y'all. Time out. I'm out to get on your ass. Listen, I say it so many. I say it's niggas in Phoenix. This nigga was... You don't get your white ass out of here, John B. You not no damn Negro. The fuck... I don't give a fuck that it's his birthday. I don't make him a nigga. What if that was his birthday wish? What you was born again this morning? You know what? Fuck this white shit. I'm black today. Fuck you. It's my birthday and I'm black if I want to be. Doesn't work like that, buddy. Get pulled over by the police. I bitch away and turn white today. You strong as shit, man. Oh, these tattoos? Oh, I just love art. Man, you can't be dancing like that. You sweating like a motherfucker. Your titties gonna be water balloons when you finish. You got sweat. Stop, Chico. Her coochie smell like outside. She been outside. Love you too, baby. What's up, man? Ooh. All the fan women came to the second show. Y'all must have to get a babysitter. Hey, by the first show, boy. Y'all should have seen it, boy. I'm bitchin' a walkin' in here, motherfucker. I love you. I love somebody else. For real? Yeah, that first show, they look like they just woke up. Everybody. It's all the fan women. Lovely lady right here, lookin' like one of the soldiers from Wakanda. What's up with you, boy? Talk yo shit, girl. Wakanda for the album, boy. You better stop yo shit. Lookin' like a super soldier, beautiful black woman. It's all good. I'm bald head, too. Let's take a picture together. It's so hot. Man, we look like a nut tack now. Come on. Chico, what if you get drunk and forget your girl bald head and wake up and hop back towards you? Leave without your wig. Put a wave cap on or something. God, I think it's stupid. I ain't gonna be jumpin' up three days. Oh, shit, baby. Hey, sleep this way. Turn the other way. I bet you be rollin' niggas live. Bro, the first time you get some hair from honey, you put your hair in that ain't nothin' there. You be like, ooh, this shit like drivin' a stick. Look at that. It's like grabbing one of them little basketballs you hang on the door, nigga. Hey, yo, a nigga gonna go between the legs with honey. Oh, look at that. Ooh, shit. I ain't goin' to hell with these niggas. I ain't goin' to hell with these niggas. I mean, they ain't... I ain't goin' to hell, nigga. What the hell? Y'all goin' to hell. Straight to hell. Why? Let me get all the way in there. What about her head? He callin' a stick, shit. He goin' six feet. So you sayin' you wouldn't come home drunk and be like, baby, let me put my dick on your head? I would. I would. And then if she let me do it, I'm like, you're so stupid. You a dickhead. To keep playing with you, you like, man, watch that head on now. Go on. I tell you, I know some real niggas in Phoenix because all the bootleg niggas recordin' the show. This shit gon' be at the barbershop all over Phoenix. Come on. That got that 85 South Shore live, baby. Second show, $25.99. Turn that bullshit off. People at the top can't record it. They phone came to me and they quit. You know it's a nigga who keeps flipping the camera back to him like, hell, yeah, it's going down. We ain't this bitch. You see him? Look it out. There they go right there. Shout out to all my Android users. That shit is the stupidest phone on Earth. For real? You didn't get up and turn around with the Android. I don't care if it look like you got Vaseline on it. That shit. For real? You take a picture with an Android nigga, send it to your iPhone. You look like you on a regular PlayStation game. PlayStation 1. I fuckin' tried to send me some pictures from an Android. This bitch sent a text message asking for my e-mail. I was like, no, fuck it. Uh-oh. Got a fine-ass Q-tip walkin' down here. Come on, guys. Fuck, I don't saw a napkin. Oh, don't run. This is going to make your wind blow faster. She a superhero. That's when you... That's that dress you get married at the court. I know I'm late. Excuse me. Yeah, you fucked them up with that one. You knew that, right? Because I know you was at home talking shit. How did you chasing me for that? Nigga chasing me like something... Go take your stupid ass back. Leave him alone. You should have seen how he ran down the steps. That nigga ran down the steps like a white man. Nigga ran like an old nigga. Oh, what for to go down? Stupid ass motorcycle gloves. That shit for to go down. It's hot as hell outside. Anybody got time for that stupid ass shit? It's a beautiful ass audience, man. It really is, man. Hell yeah. Phoenix came out the fuck with us real, man. Look at this. They always do. That's what you thought was going to turn me on. You yelling at a rascal's voice, Carlos. That's supposed to make me want to fuck. I've been looking for a lady with a voice like an auto mechanic. That bitch sound like a candy man. Carlos. Come get this pussy. Oh, thank you, sir. Hey, she sound like a whisper off the hoodlums. Carlos. They don't know about a hoodlum. They don't know about a hoodlum. That damn hoodlum shit. The queen. That was my shit right there. I fuck with a hoodlum. Take the scraps. I had to cut that shit up with that nigga talk. I was like, what the fuck did that... Boy, she got all the ass. Look at that bitch. Bam, bam, bam, boom, boom, boom, boom. What the hell y'all looking at? Big ol' ass going that way. Oh. Yeah, she probably got used to bathroom the way she walk around that ass. Ooh, bitch, I done ate them wings. God damn it. That's that popcorn that's soaked into a... It's a lot of motherfuckers in here with white shoes on the white hard bottoms, which y'all paying tribute to Pops, Rest in Peace, John Witherspoon. Y'all got the white sugar pops. I thought just about shit, a lot of niggas with white women. I was like, I... It is going down. Bro, you seen niggas with all kind of white women in Arizona. I saw a nigga with a bitch so big at the mall I thought he was moving a mattress. You the coldest, bro. Bro, you ain't seen this shit. Hey, man. You the coldest, bro. Hey, man. I saw a nigga crossing the street with a big, fat-ass white girl. He was holding her fingers. They had the fingers locked. I was like, he must be scared. He gonna lose her ass. Fat white women fingers look like... I was like, nigga, you ain't got shit to worry about. Ain't nobody gonna see that, man. Like croissants. Never seen the fat white lady fingers look just like some croissants. Yeah, y'all. Yeah. Told you. Look, big man. Told you. Here they come. He like, God damn. Yeah, big man. Get up. Oh, shit. Get up. He like, God. Look. Get up. Get up. Oh, no. No. That nigga made that. Ah. Hey, y'all see in between them and they on a date. Yeah, damn. And he ain't moving. He was like, fuck it. Hey, y'all. Hey, my name's James. How long y'all been together? He's still trying to sit close, but nigga, stop. Now the fucked up part, the little nigga got to sit there while his whole shit is in his chest. You gonna give a fuck? You know, you gonna accidentally touch his titty three times a night on accident. You gonna try to get your girl the phone back. Oh, my bad, bro. Yeah, don't make my nipple get hard, nigga. Fuck wrong with you. You getting some big nigga sweat on you today, boy. That's fucked up. Yeah, that nigga gonna sweat on everybody over there. I don't know why. Them niggas just sweat under control. Look at all the big nigga stuff feeling bad. That's enough of that shit. Hey, man, fuck you. Fuck you, bro. That shit ain't funny. Yes, it is. Bro, fuck that lab, bro. Lab, nigga. If your titty hit them shit, fuck it. You ain't no real big nigga. If you don't keep a towel with you anyway. You gotta have a booty sweat, man. Irresponsible ad, nigga. Nigga be forgetting they don't wipe their ass or wipe their whole face. God damn. Oh. Hey, bro, this nigga right here so high he don't even laugh. He just agree, yo. You don't know when from looking at the crowd you would not know that it's so hot in Arizona. Niggas got on vests and long sleeves. What the fuck is going on? You just trick yourself into thinking it's cool outside. Huh? It's cold outside right now. It's cold outside right now? What's cold to y'all? Y'all justy neeming. 50 degrees is cold to y'all? Yeah, all right. Blue face, baby. Y'all trippin'. Niggas just move to Arizona when they ain't neeming. I like it out here. I like it out here. It's a lot of opportunities. It is? A lot of opportunities. What type of opportunities? I'm trying to smoke on the low. Shit. I'm trying to smoke on the low. Kind of opportunities. She trying to smoke on the low. Man, trying to keep the smoke in. I'm gonna kill myself. Earning like a mother. Haha. Hey, baby, blow your blunt on the low. Smoke? Man, say nobody gonna kick you out, man. Down to the seat. I called her twice. Nigga, you didn't got the whole crowd excited. Well, if you say that, then nigga, shit. I ain't know they was trippin' and trippin' this motherfucker, nigga. So funny. God damn. Her throat burnin' is it? She got so much ass. She sat down and got taller. That's ass right there. People up the top, can you hear? Yeah, they can hear. We love y'all up there. We don't know what any of you look like, but we love y'all up there. Hey, is it any fine women up there? Up. Can't see you. Can't see you. Y'all are everybody, dogs. Hey, white man, if you wanted to be a nigga, you should have set up, stop. You'd have been black up there. That's the lady with that fat ass, DC. You might have to sit right there. Oh, yeah, there you go. Right there. Yeah. Look, you see how everybody had to get up for her to get in there? What are y'all looking at? Ain't nothing like a big old fat ass. No, you see how that ass brought this whole room together. Everybody just was waiting like, it don't take but one, we can reunite this whole room. Right. Ain't nothing like a stupid mother. Ladies know they got a hot commodity when they got that fat ass, boy. They be like, nigga, you can't tell me shit. Look at this big old ass. But little booties matter, too. Salute to all the little booties. Little booties. What the fuck is this? So many little booties. Little booties got the deepest pussy. I don't know how deep that coochie is. Look at, look at, look at, look at this boy, Conner. She said, yes, sir. Y'all want no pussy that's too deep. Like, look, I know I got more dick than this. This is... Uh-huh. I seen my dick in the bitch's chest and she still didn't move. It was just, give me some more. I'm like, ain't no more. I'm like, bitch, I'm gonna call the police on you. Right. You sticking all waste in this bitch. Like, bitch, I ain't got nothing but waste left. See, y'all nicer than me. Tell me about little booties matter. They do. Everything a little booty woman say to me, get on my goddamn nerves. Who the fuck she talking to? Like, what? Shit, them little booties look good when they butt naked. They don't, they don't, they don't do too much in the pants. But when she come out to shower with that little booty, look at that little fat ass little booty. Like a little mini muffin. Like, look at that little blueberry muffin you got back there. I'ma fuck this shit out your little booty, ay. Ay, when them little booty be bent over, she got that fat ass pussy like a burger. But the lettuce and the tomatoes hanging out. You like... Ooh. Ooh. I don't even eat tomatoes when I'm gonna eat it that day. Sometime when you fuck with women with big ass titties, they be having that ass be smushed in. They be having to walk like that. Yeah, God don't, God don't usually do that. God, God, God got to be a comedian because he don't never give every woman all of it. If you got the big ass titties, your ass, your leg look like windshield wiper. You just straight up and down. If you got the fat ass, your titties look like Hershey's Kisses. You can't do nothing. And if you got both of them, you face fucked up. That's how it go. Yep, you got rough, bad, rough, bad, rough. Something that always wrong. Ooh, it be fine with women with bad, rough, hey. He be like, God, hey. I'm a fuck though, but... She be fine as hell, but that second toe be longer than the motherfucker. Be hanging our way out the chute. You care about toes? I don't really care about toes like that. I can't. I look at all that shit. Bitch has a fucked up beat. I don't care. Just keep your socks on. I feel funny if a bitch tried to fuck me with her socks on. I'm like, bitch, you ain't no nigga. Take your socks off. Come out fucking you with the white socks on. I'm like, no, we not doing this, ma'am. Take your socks off. I be liking women with nice feet. I was fucking this girl one time and I had her legs up and I fucked around and grabbed that foot. Boy, it look like you having an allergic reaction to your fucking thing. That's how she looked. That's how she looked. She had to hit that motherfucker. That means she don't usually smoke in public. That's what she's doing. She trying to keep it on the low. Oh! God damn, nigga. Did you just hold up a 211? Is that what you drinking it? Oh, you got it just a canned beer. Oh, he said, yeah. That boy drunk. That nigga bought his own beer. In his pocket. This nigga said, you got damn right. What, you from Phoenix? AZ. I think it look like Flavor Flav. Ah, damn, nigga. Nigga tall there. Nigga tall as a motherfucker. Nigga extra tall. What's up, G? Love you too, G. That's what it is. That nigga stood up like he knew all y'all. Are you missing teeth, nigga? He danced on missing teeth. You ain't got no teeth in the front? Nigga look like Jerome O. Martin. Don't you know no good? You can tell that nigga ain't got no teeth because he stood up and said, that's what I fucking love, y'all, nigga. Oh, that nigga got that snaggle pus. He don't even give a fuck. He just be opening beers with that shit. He better not. Gum's gonna bleed. So, man, how you lose your teeth, G? Fuckin' with me? I ain't make you lose your teeth, nigga. Don't do that. Eatin' all them goddamn jolly ranchers. Wakin' up, not givin' a fuck? Ah, I brush them one day. They ain't kissin' no bout of shit. That probably got to be one of the most scary fillers ever, nigga. You wake up and your two front teeth to fell out, you can't go to work. Uh-uh, not even when they fall out, nigga. You wake up and they loose. And you playin' on pullin' up bitches out. You in the mirror like, yeah. Nah, you can't eat no apples. You can't eat no bread. And then you can't even eat a pita butter jealous sandwich, nigga. What if your shit don't never fall out? They just be loose and wiggling. Nah. He bite that sandwich, pull that sandwich out of that tooth of being that sandwich. We gotta get an adult tooth for it. Look at all the people with no insurance not laughin'. Atee Hurray, nigga! Make some noise if you ain't got no insurance. Niggas ain't got no insurance. Make some noise. Don't lie. Come on, baby. All you niggas do not have no fuckin' insurance. Come on, you know you got a hold of your two right now. Come on. You know. Motherfuckin' sick right now. Hey, man, bring me a ginger ale back from the store, nigga. I need a ginger ale. Bring me a Sprite and Two Suda Feds. You know what the remedy for black people being fucked up with no insurance? I'ma lay down for a little bit, nigga. I'ma lay down. And ginger ale? I'ma lay down. I'ma drink me a ginger ale I'ma lay down for a while. I don't know what's in ginger ale. I don't know what it is, but it killed everything. You got a cold. Drink some ginger ale. You think you got some drink ginger ale. Bro, this is a diagnosis in the black community. Right before you get sick, your auntie or your grandma look at you and say, see, you need to quit all that rippin' and runnin'. Rippin' and runnin' to them that took everything in this room out. You grown as fuckin' still don't know what rippin' and runnin' is. Ain't nothin' but holdin'. I be hearin' stories about you up there just rippin' and runnin'. Rippin' and runnin'. I mean, she suckin' dick. That what that mean. Rippin' and runnin'. That leads to runnin' in and out. That's what really caused the niggas' problem. Ain't gonna keep runnin' in and out, my goddamn how. Shout out to all the ladies that gave some hair today. You made this show possible. Right. He bought that ticket right after you bustin' that. Yep. Salute to your OG. OG said, yeah. That's right, OG. It ain't never too late. Get your dicks up, nigga. I hope I be your age. Still wasn't here. She is nasty. You 36? You done been through a lot. You 36? You done been through a lot, nigga. You the youngest 36. You look back for something. You really 36? Triple OG. Damn. Niggas, I'm 36. What'd you say? Don't do your daddy. That's your dad. That's your dad? That's your daddy? That's your daddy? Then what'd he start fuckin' when he was seven? Oh, that's her daddy. Oh, that's daddy. Oh, daddy, daddy. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying that was your father. How about this ain't God. Damn. Everybody scrambles out of y'all. That's some good pussy. She got them glasses on like MC Gusto. What'd you say they bit that out of Friday? Well, I don't know. Let me get your finger in my sugar brother. Oh, you got the shirt on like the Chiquita banana lady. That's what it is. The ruffles on the side. She got some turnips. I'm trying to figure out that she nasty, nasty, nasty. Three nasties? Yeah, nasty, nasty, nasty. Ooh. What that mean? That mean she'll tie your ass up and keep fucking you even if you dick on the soft. She don't care. It's okay. He'll get back right. He'll get back right. Bro, what the fuck have you been through, my man? A lot. A lot. Obviously. He been just like, I'm telling you, man. You gotta keep a pistol. Just keep a pistol. Don't tell you what. The date of your age range is negative. You ought to see how the women who don't know if they pussy good be looking when you just say shit like that. They be looking. They know if they good or not. I don't know if my pussy bothers in that category. If you know you got good pussy, make some noise. If you know for a fact. She didn't do shit. She didn't do that. Hold up. She don't believe in her pussy. She was still. 85 South. We about to get some memories. How do you know you're for sure? How do you know that your pussy is good? They call you back the next day. That nigga might just need somewhere to stay. That's all that is. I'm about to pull up. I got my bags in the trunk. I'm pulling up. Now, what did you say? How do you know you got good pussy? You got put in some will? You got put in some will? You got put in some bag? Bro, that is some good pussy. If a nigga trying to take care of you after he dead. Yeah, you, yeah. I see why you ain't... And they ain't need to have nothing. He ain't nothing to leave about. Yeah. I just got this rag. I'm about to... I would, I would get, but I don't want your evil spirit to get on me. All right. We need to never let, who else made some noise? How do you know your pussy is good? That will was one page long. Huh? Just give her this token. Return visits? Return visits. That don't necessarily mean that it's good. That just mean that you might have an environment that niggas like to be in. Good pussy make you do shit different. Good pussy make you leave voicemails, nigga. Now. I think I had nothing. Hey, baby, how you doing? I know I don't usually do this. I just wanted to let you know you was on my mind. I hope you're having a wonderful day. I hope you're having a day as beautiful as you are. I'll talk to you soon. That's what good pussy do. Fuck that. I had some pussy so good, nigga. I got in my car and I never left. I was like, fuck that. She like, where you going? I'm like, shit, if it go get us something to eat, you screwed. Bitch, I'm coming back, bitch. When they show up to you. Oh, yeah. Good pussy make a nigga show up to your job and say hello to everybody in that bit. How you doing, Mr. Johnson? How you doing, Mr. Will? Hey, boy, you still on that computer, ain't you? Hey, bitch. Hey. Outside. That's crazy, nigga. Hey, all your coworkers are like, oh, my God, that is so disrespectful that he would call her a bitch in front of us like that. Oh, really? Your pussy ain't that good? Well, you ain't made a nigga that man. He ain't called you a bitch. He be trying too. He be like, all right now. I ain't go. I mean, I understand that, but good pussy make you angry when you ain't doing what you're supposed to do. Can you talk to me crazy now? You know what I mean? Right. I'm bringing that shit out of the nigga, man. Stop. As y'all do it on purpose, two ladies stop acting like, you know how to push a nigga buttons. And when y'all getting the button pushing mode, you be do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Y'all motherfuckers get into it. You know what make women so evil? What? They save up shit to do to us. Yes. Yup. Yup. Save. They be planning this shit. But I'm going to tell you right now, ladies, if you know your nigga crazy, lead that nigga to fuck along, man. If you know your nigga to kill three-four niggas, man, lead that nigga along. All that bitch-eyed nigga, whole-eyed nigga, hey, bitch, you're going to be the fifth nigga he killed, motherfucker. Real. I wish you would. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Yep. Yup. That's exactly what's going to happen. Now go sit your stupid ass. Y'all better stop trying these niggas. Some of these niggas don't give a fuck about none of that. What? I'm on my way. If you fuck by shit, he don't give a fuck about himself. If a nigga tell you he'll do himself, bitch, you need to leave him alone. Keep playing with me. Keep playing with him. I'll do you and I'll do myself. Yeah, that's a nigga with a plan right there. That nigga going to do that shit in the future for real, bitch. They be swanning. They don't know these niggas crazy. They be trying to break up with these niggas. These niggas won't even leave. Well, it's over. Yeah, all right. Make sure you turn that light off when you leave. Girl, you got me fucked up. Get out of my house, bitch. I ain't going nowhere. I been one time a girl trying to keep me out. I pulled her, I pulled her with me. She like, get out of my house. I'm like, come on in. Shout out to all the niggas they got broke up with this week, but you at the show with your girl. I know y'all laying here. You ain't got to make no noise and blow your spot up. It's all good. Move your shoulder. Move your shoulder. That's how relationships go. Y'all break up, but y'all be broke up. They ain't talked since Wednesday, but he text the other. We still going to the show. The show, right? She hit her back, I guess. I mean, if you want to and shit, pick me up or do I need to drive because you be tripping. Then it might be a crazy bitch. I wish you would take another bitch to the show. That's how the crazy bitch text the nigga. Yeah, I know you ain't going to that show today, nigga. Like, no, yeah, I am with you. Hey, fellas, did you see your sad bitch in here curving niggas? You be proud of her? Like, look at my girl. I'm not giving them niggas no... I'm just saying, boo. Come on, sit down. Look at the people over there. They ain't got no seat. Her knees hurt like a mother. No, they weren't here. Look, somebody's sitting in their seat. They laughing hard than a motherfucker. Every time we say something, so they don't got to look over there. Ha, ha, ha, ha! Y'all know these days they see fuck'em. Big man. You been sitting comfortable, let me see what they said out. He like, man, not really... And the fucked up part is the whole row behind you emptied in the motherfucker. He like, I would go see it. Yeah, I know you would go see it right now. Got a little... Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Oh, he ain't had anywhere to go. All right, man. Hey, man, listen. Look at big titties. He can't wait to get up. Yeah, walka, walka, walka, walka, walka, walka. She got the titties right there. They are the biggest titties award. She got them. They all in the... They right there. No. We got titty one right here. We got titty one, got titty two. We got titty three over there. We got titty four. But y'all ain't wackin' like her then, though. Look. Look, they about to go argue. They about to go argue like a motherfucker. They going to argue as soon as she yelled out, fuck these niggas. He be like, bitch, come on. We finna go. Yeah. He walk up to the bathroom. He don't trust it now, bitch. Go ahead. Yeah. That's what good pussy make you do. Walk your girl to the bathroom. You don't need a pee pee like that. Fuck that. So do I. I got a pee too, baby. Let's go. Nigga, we count her pee-pees. You don't need to be peeing like that at the house, bitch. Shut up. Fuck too, too. Goddamn long. What's up, baby? Who's here screaming my name? What's up? Fuck some. Fuck some. Bitch, no. Sit down. Sit down. Oh. Boy, you look like me. Oh, no. She look like baby D. Ooh, I'll give you some cookies. Ooh. Yeah. Ooh. Get it. Get it. Get it. Arizona. We are in. Arizona. We are in. Arizona. That's how you got to start to preach some off. Just say what you had over and over again. She look like the type of lady who will fuck you but won't give you her number. Three weeks later, you cash in a check at the bank. She bring your money over there. We had a good time in Phoenix, didn't we? Scatter that lady. You all right, bro? Is he going to work? She's looking at the floor the whole time. So what happened? But you was put on the wheel, did the nigga die? No, he's still alive. Do you still fuck with him? She's talking to me. He's not dead yet. Do you still fuck with him? You do? Is he an old person? 49. Is this a nigga? Man. I was about to say that nigga. He was wasting ashes on his jeans. He probably don't got a much of shit in his wheel. Like, yeah, get a bitch to refrigerate. Make sure the kids get something. Three lines long. I ain't really got much, but give her what you find. Hey, shout out to everybody here who got a lot of kids. I fuck with y'all. Know y'all had to make a lot of arrangements. My nigga stood up. Oh, boy. Damn. Damn. It needs some help. How many is a lot to you? You got eight? You got eight? Oh, shit. 28 with eight? Give her what you find. Boy, you look like the white dude of Jay and Silent Bob. What's up with you, man? From here, you do. Hold up. You got eight kids. Hold up. She need to be seen here right now. Hold up. You got eight? By the same person? She got five. Five! Five! Boy, that is some white man. Damn, shit. You got eight. How you gonna have eight kids by the same woman? How you gonna spread them out? You got eight kids by her? It's still tight. Come on, bro. That's still tight. He said that like he putting a lot of dick in it. It's still tight. I mean, it's tight to me. I don't know. Damn. Eight kids out of one? It's good to me. I don't have it. Y'all got eight kids. That's a blessing. Shout out to everybody. She is spending. If he hug her tight, she gonna be pregnant. Number nine. But what about the other one? Fire! Fire! How many? You sure you got fire? Man, don't let this white man have more. Somebody black got more than eight kids. No, he got shit. Hold up. How many you got? Ten. Ten. That's right. God damn it. Ten. You ain't got no god damn ten. You screaming. Yes, she do. She drunk. She was just screaming five. You got it. Hold up. I'm gonna tell you how I know she got ten. Did you see how she had to pick up ten is up when she got up? I got ten. Right. Then she started doing the praise dance. Look, she got to hold them up. They don't sit. She give birth so much, she just know how to do it. Oh, hey, come to baby. Up, there go another one. God damn. She got some emergency titted milk on deck right now. Anybody got more than ten? She sing all the songs. Hold up. Hold up. I heard a nigga over here. He might have 20 something. How many over here? What do you say? Nigga making birds up top. Hold up. What did that nigga say? Nigga got pigeons. You got more than ten? He said he got nine and a possible. Nigga, that ain't more than ten. That's a space hand. The fuck? This nigga got a space hand. So ten is the most in the whole. I got ten. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. It's some motherfuckers over here. Who yelling? Let me see what they got on this side. How many do you got? Nine boys. That's nine more than ten, though. I got an army. How many? Darkness. What you got in the back? How many you got in the back? Dark man. You got 12? God damn! Yeah, he had to ask for permission to say that shit. Look. Hey baby, how many of my kids you know about? I'm about to fuck these names. That nigga was sitting on his 12 kids like the big joker. Nah, let it cook. Let it cook. Let's see if anybody beats 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. Nigga got 12. He didn't want to be outnumbered. He did that shit like an auction. I got 12. Alright, we got 10. We got 10 going once, going once, going once. 10, 10, 10, 10. We got 12 in the back. Should I even ask, does anybody have more than 12? 18. That nigga said 18. 18? Hold up. You got some shit. Play any guy thing. No, I'm about to say you can't be seen because they probably looking for your ass. Yeah, don't stand up, bro. Yeah, don't put that nigga on camera. Don't do that. 18, they are definitely looking for you, nigga. 18. You got 18 kids. Hold up, hold up, hold up. How many baby mamas? Man, hell nah. Somebody got to see this nigga. Where is you at? I met some of your kids on the internet. I don't know what to see with this nigga. That nigga ain't my motherfucking dad. Where is he at? Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. He right there with the green sweater on. He African. He might be. 18. Africans just be fucking old, be back. You must have started fucking the elementary school, nigga. How old are you? How old are you, 60? You must be terrible at fucking. You don't ever pull out. 18. 18 kids, bro. I bet some of your kids don't even think they yours. Man, that nigga ain't my motherfucking dad. Don't he look like that nigga? His other kids be sitting around talking about the kids. They ain't seen you. You know what they say? We got four more brothers. You bullshit. He ain't seen some old sisters. We be driving past these kids. Like they got their monuments. Man, play with your shit. 18 kids. That nigga a legend, bro. That nigga need a theme song. 18 kids, bro. 18 kids. Real nigga shit. A real nigga shit. Look, now you know what to play for 18 kids. Pull up. Because I'm about to get ignorant. I'm the nigga getting all the women pregnant. I get all the women pregnant. I get all the women pregnant. 18 kids. Yo. Hey, color. That nigga smile and be like, whee. 18 kids. I got. I got 18 kids, nigga. Hey, I got 18 kids. Real nigga snap. 18 kids. And he don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And we don't ever pull out. And say whee. Every time that I don't pull out. We say whee. I'm up in the cooch and get ignorant. Every time I have sex, I get a bitch pregnant. You got 18 kids, I'ma ski ski ski and that's what it is. That's how the sperm come out, cause I don't never pull out. I shoot it all in the tube. We got 18 kids. Kids say Zoom got more kids than the elementary school classroom. I should be a damn teacher. 18 kids, man, I know that they need you. Do you raise them by yourself? Nope. I know that nigga needs some help. Yep. He got everybody watching the kid. Auntie, shit. The kids. Hey, show it is what it is. He got so many, he probably leave his kids at home with his kids. With more kids. I think I got a nake here. I bet that nigga right there, they're seeing all kind of drama. 18 kids, at least 10 baby mama. So how many baby mamas you got out of 18? Hold up. But y'all know you ain't got 18 baby mama. I think the nigga said 13. I can hear kind of good. Did he say 13? 15 baby mamas. But that pussy was so trans he ain't even try to get them pregnant twice. Damn. I'm straight on you. I said I'm straight on you. Hold up. Hey. I said I'm straight on you. I got one. I don't want to have two. Shit. That coochie dry. Almost made me cry. Bitch you say you're pregnant. Hold up, bro. That's a horror movie. A nigga with 15 baby mamas. You know what they call it? Again. Nigga. Every time that nigga phone ring. Again. Ah boy. Ah. He get a phone call and be another child. Hello? Who the fuck you at? Who this here? Number 11. Ooh. That'll be a dope ass horror movie. This nigga trying to duck his kids and they trying to find you. 18. All of them got different skills. All of them got different skills that you had as a nigga. And they using them together. It's like nigga they coming to get your ass. You gotta be able to get your kids right. And again nigga we need to call Jordan Peele for that motherfucker. That'll be dope. This nigga here is dropping kids off like he Jesus. Call me when you need me. Right. Do you drive a big white van? Ain't no way you got a regular car. I know it can't be off the... That nigga drive a conversion van. Nigga get about 100,000. Nah trust me I gotta claim all the kids. Trust me I know what I'm doing. This is what it look like when he get all these kids together. Y'all sit down let me talk to you. You can't, ain't no way they let you claim 18 kids on your taxes nigga. You going to jail. Every car rest is coming to me. Nigga you owe this motherfucker $266,000. Nigga every car he had had to have a sliding door. That's why a van, now a fucking sliding door he had the big white van. The church van. The church van. The 12 passenger. Every time you leave your driveway it look like you're going out of town. Those niggas going out of town again. Every day. Damn. Nigga that is entirely to me. Ain't no way you like all the kids. It is just impossible. I know some of your kids got a line. It's got to be like six of them you don't fuck with. I just something about that little nigga I don't like. No he got a little attitude. I don't fuck with him like that. He'll be hugging daddy neck tight. He'll hug my neck tight like the rest of my kids. Nigga. That one might not be mine. I don't know. You done had a brawl like a little fight fight like a whole little brawl. Man you got three Jackson fives worth of kids man. He just picking them. You ain't got no day no R&B groups or nothing. You ain't got no football team. Don't get this nigga started. This is probably amazing talented kids. They black. They probably do all kind of shit. That's what I'm saying. But he African. So he probably got them in the discount mall. He's supposed to be. Oh. Why you hit the drums for the discount mall man. I'm fucking done with y'all man. All the kids be knowing all the parents hit the drums at the wrong moments. This nigga say you got the kids at the discount mall. That was a good one. The blunt. Cause they do. They be know where all the clothes at. Oh we got a blunt right here. Somebody who want to sing with her little stupid ass. She say hit the damn beat. Who said it? Look at the white man. It was her. It was her. I think it's this quick. Bro it was this lady right here. She say hit the beat. White people be scared to get their ass whoop. Listen. Her. Not me bro. She say hit the beat like you was a great rap. You got some balls or something. Dead beat. Oh don't do that. Oh. No that was a whole another shit. You should have just kept it as the beat. That was a whole lot more mean. Drums. What if there's one of his baby mamas. Oh she calling him a dead beat. Look how he got up. I take care of all my motherfucking kids. Oh you said a nigga African. Maybe that'll make it make sense. They are in the van right now. Well I come from it is cool to have mini children. In the fuck. Yes it can boy. You got to lay them off. Drums hit it. That nigga sleep. Wake your stupid ass up. How the hell you sleep on some drums. Nigga if I had 18 kids I'd get my nuts dipped in bronze and hang them on the wall. Like yeah that was my nuts right there. Yeah they done retired my nuts bro. Put my sack in the rafters. Put a lamp on them bitches. What was down there. Just a chef. This nigga said he would get his nuts dipped in bronze. But that mean you would get them cut off. Yup. Now after 18 kids the fuck I need some nuts for. For you to breathe. Yeah them the nuts I used to use right there. What was down there. Nothing just a smooth patch now. They got a coochie boy. Just have a chef no balls. What do you do at Christmas nigga. They got a coochie. Christmas got to be. The coochie. They take the balls out and just leave the sack. Damn. Now it look like you got a goddamn water balloon between your legs. Goofy nigga. But you know what I'm saying crazy. I said take the balls. Leave the sack. Some women love balls. This nigga is stupid. When a lady said he didn't love nuts. He said take the balls. Leave the sack. I'm sorry. You're not a lot of them. But when you find one that should be crazy. Nah you can't. I said nuts too sensitive. You can't just give all the attention to the nuts. So you ain't never had a lady who loved balls. Nah not enough attention. She giving up on the attention. You're not a woman that like balls. No. Bruh I'm just imagining it. You said take the nuts. Leave the sack. But that shit gonna look like a flying squirrel. Right. That nigga got his nuts stuffed with cotton nigga. You just. She ain't gonna hold up. I had a chick. She used to love balls. And what made you know she loved balls? It's not just that she used to do stupid shit. Suck them. And then she'll put them on her ass. Like put the balls sack on her ass. And then she'll make jokes and be like look babe. They eyeballs. What the fuck. Yo I got to leave after that. I don't want to stay no more after that. I don't even want to fuck if you put my nuts on your eyes and say look babe, eyeballs. First of all bitch. How does this bitch even land? Right. You had to be standing over her. What was she doing? You had to go like alright. There you go. That's something you got a plan right there. You don't just do that in the moment. We got to stop and have a conversation. She did that. That's crazy. I told you she was the one who liked balls. She was a baller. Ball sensitive man. Nah I can't fuck with my balls sensitive. Alright. I had a bitch go down there. She was looking at my balls. She kept doing that look. I was like bitch you can't. Them balls right there. You can't. That shit bleed bitch. You need to stop. Sometimes they do suck your balls too hard. Make your stomach hurt. You have to cough up. Yeah. Gangsta nigga. We trying to act like that shit feel good. She was looking at her. That shit hurt bitch stop. Right. That shit be painful. You hit your own balls. That shit will make your day change nigga. Fuck around the home. You don't even have to hit them hard. You have to drop your keys in your lap. That's enough to hurt your balls. Especially if you got a lot of calls. Yes sir. I know what you're talking about. A lot of keys. A lot of keys boy. Yes sir. What you say? Let you hit the blunt man. That's a lot of bitches that need weed right now. We will have that. To hand them off fuck off top set it. We lay out but we will have to Uber the blunt. Let me hit the blunt. Let me hit the blunt. Because you know they been sucking dick. They been sucking weed. She stop laughing and the fuck. They the one that a butt when they get high. You not about to get dick on this blunt man. So what? Why basically get freaked when they get high. I don't understand. Because that's an excuse. Because you relax. You got a blunt how you know they getting how they be asked. So they like you got weed. Okay. Yeah. They can use that as ladies don't like to act like they want to fuck as much as we do for some reason. They don't want to fuck more than us. Right. That's why you be so quick to make a nigga trust you. Can I trust you? Can I trust you? Is it just us? Is it just us? Say it's us. You don't have to put the condom on if it's us. Nigga like shit it's us. Hell yeah let's do it. Uh huh bitch I'm putting that rubber on. Fuck you turn around. Shit. You get a lot of pussy when you act like you don't want none. Yeah. Yeah it was some cold game. Hell yeah. But sometimes that shit can be a default. Yeah like you don't want none. She's ready to fuck. She's like this nigga hit a gate. You trying to play the cool role so you want something to eat. It won't dick in her mouth. Nigga you tripping. Hey the worst is when she won't get you no pussy. Your dick standing on your chest talking to you. Man come on bro. Come on. Fuck's thumb. See that roach. You know that's the hardest part. Go ahead. Go ahead. Hit that beat by two or three more times. All right man. You know what I'm saying. This is some Nickelodeon ass bullshit. Hit that beat. Go ahead. This is the waiting area couch from a Mexican restaurant right here. This is a Tex-Mex. Y'all seen those some pumpkins. Yep. Halloween. Halloween did just pass bro. Halloween at dope holiday sometimes. This is when your full head was smoking crack in the 70s. Who smoked crack in the 70s? Yeah this counts right here. You smoked crack in the 70s. What name though crack in the 70s? Yeah dude that powder was hitting in the 70s. It was heroin. Heron and powder. Yeah that cocaine nigga. That was a rich man drug in the 70s. You ever watched a movie Willie Dynamite? That nigga Willie Dynamite had the cocaine in his watch. He was like yeah try some of this. That nigga who hit the cocaine said some of the coldest shit though. That nigga said damn. This the shit you remember when you forget everything else. Them the same crazy ass ladies. Y'all must have been drinking some Cisco for y'all caving this mother. That's that underground liquor y'all turned up off. Y'all ain't hear off that MD 2020. That's that Folo Loco. What that shit called? Folo Loco. Wild Irish Rose and this bitch. I like them though. I can tell by how they acting they ain't got no hubcaps. Wills black than a motherfucker. Stanky coochie. Oh for real? That's what we on? We on our one landers and shit? I know right. Stank. Stank. I got a million. And a million one landers. Stank. That her nigga named in the hood. Stank. Little Stank Stank. My little Stank. She hide you from the police. Get in here. Who the fuck is Stank? Who the fuck is Stank? She a lie to the police for you? What are you bitch? I've been saying that shit for the bathroom. What the hell is this? Why you gonna smoke the road like that? I was just playing. I am a gangster nigga. I don't give a fuck if your coochie smell like outside bitch. I do. I fuck you outside. Shit. There it is. Drums. I can't if your pussy smell like outside. Fuck that. Cause if I hit it I'd be like. It don't smell that. It's too late. My fingers smell like the air. The fuck that part is. Women who have stank and coochie get butt naked and act like they don't smell it. She just get naked and look to the left and shit. If a girl ever get in the bed and cross her legs like this that pussy stank. She just be laying there naked looking to the left. They don't smell it. Shit. Bitch you smell it. Like you made the pussy stank like nope. You been with this pussy all day. What y'all been up to? Oh my god. How she laying low. You fucking crazy bro. Legs crossed. You got to uncross her legs. Let me up in the. Oh. That nigga is stupid. They be acting like they don't smell it. They go straight to bend over. This been stank. This shit stank. And then hit you. Soon as that ass crack open up it's like oh there it go. It really don't be stank. It just smell like booty. I think that be the booty hole. Nah. You didn't take the booty. She ain't white the booty hole. She white the pussy and she ain't white the booty hole. You can tell the difference between a little booty hole and stanky pussy nigga. Stanky pussy will make your mustache fall off. In live mustache straight off your face. Knock the skin off your face like oh my god. You can tell the coochie stank right. Cause you will try to go down there and lick it and there grab your pool. You straight close. You like uh-uh bitch. That is a trick. I need to smell it. Then you fuck around and mix that stanky coochie with that magnum condom. It's really over there. It's going to smell like- It's over there. It's going to smell like you making Easter eggs in that motherfucker. Is that an Easter egg that smell? You going to be like bitch this smell like Easter eggs in this motherfucker. Coochie smell like the back of an earring. Ooh. What? Ooh. The fuck that part niggas know what they smell like pussy. They don't even dab you at what subject. It's over there. What the fuck is on the ear that make the back of the earring and the ear smell like that. You ever hit yourself like this one time and had to go home and take a shower like nigga. I'm not supposed to have that smell behind my ear. Niggas that shit will make you boil some Fabuloso. Niggas I need some pants off behind my shit. What the fuck? Is this cancer my nigga? What is wrong with me? Niggas ain't Fabuloso. That shit stank. Hey man this nigga said boil some Fabuloso. That behind the ear is a motherfucker boy. That's why you got to wash your whole body nigga. Be surprised what stank on the muff. It's somebody here right now behind the back of their knees. Stank like a motherfucker. Just a fucking knee having bastard. Two days you ain't took no bathroom. Two days in between your toes is nasty. How the fuck you live in Arizona and take one shower a day? You fucking know better. It's hot. You don't sweat it all day. It's 90 degrees at 9 o'clock in the morning. Nothing to do but sweat. By the time you get to work your ass smell like bacon. Make shit on you stank. You ain't even thinkin' stank nigga. Fingertips stank. Like nigga I got to go to the house. This isn't. You told them bitches they ain't like that. Fuck this thing. Some women smell so goddamn good. Turn around and go back to the goddamn house. Salute to all the ladies that wear that good smelling perfume man. That shit the same way y'all like the cologne. We like the perfume. Some of y'all be coming up in the meet and greet smellin' like you just jumped out of bath and body works today. The whole job. Everything smelling like a motherfuckin' dream. Yeah but stop sprainin' that shit on the kutcha area though cause it don't taste good. Hell nah. Hell nah. You got to warn a nigga. Don't don't don't don't don't don't put that shit. I mean one time bitch had to put some fucking KY jelly down and she tricked me. That's not personal. She tried it. I know but she tried it. Smell like strawberries. So she put it down and I thought it would wet. And I went down there and I would eat it. And I was like. Ugh. I was like baby what that is? She tellin' me oh I'm sorry I put some little KY on there. Did your mouth go numb? That ain't just a little KY bitch. What wrong with you? Did your mouth go numb? What? Nigga have you ever tasted hands on a towel? I have not. Alright. And what the fuck bruh got? That shit nasty bruh. You taste the hand sanitizer too? Nigga I put a round of puts a hand sanitizer on my hand. I forgot and I'll bite my nail. You know what's never happened in human history though with KY jelly? What's that? Nobody has used a damn sized amount. What's that on the direction? Cause every time you squeeze this shit up let me get a damn sad. The whole goddamn thing. Bitch you KY I don't want you. Yeah. Sorry. That shit saved my relationship for eight more months. That's fake cause you got to keep using it. It made that puts a feel. It like it was just the little boost that puts a needed. The little boost. Man I swear to you after a little hit of that shit was hitting. Totally different. I don't like KY cause I would use KY on the girl one time she had it and I would fuck on them and you know it was cool but then that shit started looking like glue cause that shit won't work. I'm telling you that shit. Man that shit was good. That shit was so good it was my KY. I used it on. I made sure I was distributing that. I was like no don't you touch nothing. I know how to get the right amount. You got to act like you pouring a damn size amount and then let all of it run out. Just slap it on. Dr. KY. Dr. Key. Bro I spent a lot of time researching pussy and things of that nature. I just eat it. What are the things of that nature? Bro it's a whole lot that go with that. All coochies get wet. Just got to figure it out. That's all. Get down there and eat it. Pussies can move by themselves. Totally separate from the body. She can be going this way and the pussy just vibrate like you just wanted jackpot at the casino. Sometime you got a career. You don't even know what you might do to get that pussy wet. Bitch don't even know her shoulders. It's a hot spot. You ever had a girl try to be six and wear the lingerie but her pussy is hanging out the side. No. Yes. I'm older than you. God that shit lit. I know it's that butt. That's lit. You talking to her player. Yeah, yeah. I don't see anything. What the fuck? I'm another Himalayan. Ain't nothing wrong with that shit. Ladies don't be embarrassed to see that. Here's a rhyme. Uncle Luke. I'm Tanya. I'm Tanya. I'm Tanya. I think you may be glad I'm in a relationship. I'm safe. I was in these streets. But who? The long pussy lips look like he's trying to say something to you. They be like what? When the pussy lips long. Yeah. I know how to speak that language. Hold up. That's that call from Bird Box nigga. You a talented. No, because you know them coochie lips. If they long they whistle. When they walk. Yeah. You gotta listen to it when they walk. Oh, the muffles sound like. I mean that pussy lips don't like you. Pussy lips long. You gotta call it Arby's because she's had the meats. She has had the meats. Ladies, if you got long coochie lips, don't think your pussy nasty or look nasty. That shit don't look nasty to everybody. A lot of niggas like that shit. Nah, I do. I see them little lips. I be like, ooh, that pussy mature. You can't tell me you ain't been fucking bitch. You been fucking. Only had two bodies, bitch. That pussy is like, help me. Bruh, you know what's so funny right now? It's the lady in here laughing at that shit so hard she had to adjust them pussy lips. Damn. Long pussy lips work like nuts nigga. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna settle my lip, bitch. Damn. Oh, they motherfucking didn't stop blowing this shit up, huh? That's what them pussy lips look like when they long. Pulling up one more time. They happy too. What the fuck said facts? Pussy lips look like a pocket. I mean, one time, bitch, pussy lips were so long I couldn't even find a cooch. I was like, ah, damn. They look like you swimming. Couldn't even find a clitoris. I'm like, what a little... I gotta come speak to it when I come around, you know? Y'all nasty as hell. Y'all should not be laughing at jokes about pussy lips for five minutes. No, the procedures, boy. That is crazy. I like the bitches that you bearing in touch with. They just be like, ooh, ooh, you like, oh, yep, this is gonna be easy right here. This bitch, he just can't wait to get a dick right here. You be in the mouth, but you give them your business. You... That bitch ain't saying nothing. I'm leaving. You're not about to disrespect me like that. I'm out here eating your real vagina and you're not doing nothing. I'm out. Yeah. I am out. Bitch, you don't feel this, bitch. I just learned this last week. That's terrible. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna get up. This bitch is trying me. Right. You eating her pussy, she in there laughing at Martin. Ha-ha. Talk to me so funny. Nope. I'm out as well. You gotta get the fuck on. Nope. I'm leaving. She has lost all feeling. Nope. I mean, I had one that was so quiet and tell me, she was like, that was the best. I'm like, bitch, I couldn't tell. Oh, ladies ain't gonna give you no credit like that. Now you could do some good ass fucking. Like, how was it? I mean, you know. You got to really lay it down, lay it down for the bitches to be like, like, they can't move. They just be in the bed. You're like, what am I wrong with you? I'm just trying to breathe right quick. Come on, fuckers. You fuck them right. They fall asleep and get the snoring like a nigga. They're like, yeah, that bitch is knocked the fuck out right there, boys. She ain't got nothing left. She gonna wake up and make everybody egg. She just laid her neck and holding her titties with one hand. Right. She don't even get up to help you clean off. She just like, nigga, you on your own, nigga. Fuck it. If I could sleep with the nut on me, you could deal with it yourself, because I'm not moving. But y'all ahead, your bitch ain't never been drugged and just fell off the bed. She don't even kill. She just like... After. During or after? Babe, huh? Get up. Okay. Hey, that shit's so funny because everybody had that moment right now, girl. Boy. She said, keep walking by this bitch like, this bitch drugging at her mother. With the ladies in here that get fucked up when you go out like fucked up. That where your fucking shit out of. It's morning five of y'all. What the fuck? Ladies that get fucked up. Y'all be showing y'all ass. Fellas, you ever had your girl come home drunk and you sober and they're trying to watch Monday Night Football. She went to a hookah lounge. She come back in 1130. She drunk early too. Fucked up, baby. Let me see that dick. Stop. People like, babe, chill. You smell like Hennessy. Nigga, you drink Hennessy. Women get drunk and ask you stupid shit. They stood like that shit be so annoying. Babe. Baby. Baby. I been wanting to ask you this. What makes you want to talk to me? Nah. I'm serious. Nigga don't even know what to say. They be like, oh. Talk to me. I like you, bitch. Nah, no matter what you say, you can be honest as fuck with your first ass. Shit, you cute and fucking got that fat ass. I know, but what else? Like something not like my body. Nigga run out of shit. Shit, you know me. Shit, I fucked with the whole you. Everything. Y'all be mad at them stupid ass. But don't ask about shit with men. We don't have a lot of words to say. It ain't a lot of shit to say. Y'all thrive off conversation. Y'all need details. Who was there? How was the show? So was DC there? Was Chico there? What did you guys wear? How many people came? Burn what time did it start? We don't need to know all that shit. Men don't talk to each other like that. Nigga, you mad at it? A man can ask you the same question. Hey my nigga, how was the show? She was cool. Right. One question for niggas is easy. My nigga, you straight? Alright, we straight. Yeah, yeah. We ain't nothing else to talk about after that. But ladies, all y'all, you know, we give it to you. You know, you guys use your brain more than we do. We don't. We be mentally retarded on the load. Ladies do not use their brain. Do not give them out. No, I'm talking about the conversation wise. Nigga, that's it. Because niggas, we think about dumb shit all day. Nigga, we'll be thinking the dumbest shit all day. Nigga, I wonder if Stevie Wonder got mirrors in his house. What are you talking about? Ah. Hey, bro, would you rather fuck a girl with three titties or a girl with one foot? Ooh, that's a good one. Shit. You got three titties. Three titties? Look at niggas answering. See how stupid we are, ladies? Do we entertain three titties? Because actually the three titties that's a more better experience. Diggie boy. Because I don't know how to suck titties. I don't know how to fuck one foot, shit up. One leg, you gotta think about it. But that puts on your bed roll. None of that. But what? One foot, one foot, one foot, one foot, one foot, one foot. See, that change it, that change it. That change everything. No, because she still got a little, you know what I'm saying. No, she still got the leg, it just ain't no foot. No, I'm still hitting the bit with the foot, nigga. Over the three titties? Yes, sir. Oh, okay. Three titties, we. Y'all see, no three titties gonna freak out, dick gonna get soft. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Why the dick got Alzheimer's now? Look at this nigga, man. Think like, you see them three titties? Why he fucking with that shit? Ladies, these are real shit that we talk about. Niggas sit around and talk about dumb shit, man. Dumb shit, man. They have niggas really talk, they can be in the house, smoke with this shit. That was the real shit though, bro, for real, for real. Not for real. Man, y'all did shit right, this is crazy. Hold up, bro, that's what I was. That's what I was just about to say, bro. What's up? Bro, would you fuck one of them ladies who be yelling out at the show? I mean, shit, it just depends on which state, because I don't know the beefing. Okay, what if you didn't see her right, and then, after the show, you met her in the lobby, and she had three titties in one foot, you a fuck? She had both, she had three titties and one foot. It depends how far I gotta walk to get to her, She like in the back back. Yeah, I'm gonna have to walk you down. I'm saying to everybody than left She just in the parking lot. Is she cute on here? Yeah, I'll smash Is that where you draw your line like like is that your game? Did you do it? Why I mean how you take her out the wheelchair? Oh, well she did I went to grab what she said The chair must go now after that It gotta go we gotta move the chair This nigga's crazy And the fact that he's still laying in the floor like he can't get up make this nigga eat from over time Hey, man, this dude is sick man. You see how he catapulted out of the chair You want to inject yourself again? I Ain't didn't know why I'll let shit like that. I can't wait to see that shit on YouTube How you look jumping out the chair? Well, you got some distance on you, too. I do Anybody celebrating anything in the night birthday anniversary Anniversary the fuck you celebrate that was twerking. What are y'all celebrating birthday one of their birthday? We in this bitch Auntie what y'all celebrating titties to the game? It's our birthday. Told you how old you are? 32 happy birthday damn You are 52 stop playing You 32 52, huh? 62 life I don't know who works here hurt at 32 with my man at 36 right the nigga Dressed like mr. Brown We just fucking with y'all look great happy birthday to all the birthday people happy anniversary Shout out to all my niggas that just got all probation Salute all the ladies who period went off the other day. Salute. It's still a pink, but we'll get through You can deal with a little it's still a little pink deal with a little pink that medium rare Yeah, that little pink that light pink that pink I pink I take that issue with that is on but it ain't all the way on Now it can't be on it got to become a light on flight. It's all Fuck it with me that bitch gonna be on when I'm done Trust me bring it back Fuck the time we are in Phoenix. We are in a building They have a nice AC unit in this bitch. Everybody's chilling ain't nobody trying to go outside They know how everybody know they say it's cold outside now. It's cold. No, everybody in this bitch. Hi, I Can look at you and Look I had a y'all. Oh, yeah Yeah, they didn't smoke the one blunt they had rolled up. They ain't rolling roll up again What the fuck was that she came from the inside The niggas just burped up some coochie White people what y'all doing y'all enjoying yourselves you came on purpose Nope came on accident down. They know we are us. They don't know who we are They were like, we're gonna see those guys in concert. Yeah, they thought they was coming to see a highway seminar Where's that guy loose legs man, we're in a cathedral. Oh, I don't know who they are, but we pulled them up on YouTube Loose legs in Arizona loose legs get down They love that shit, bro. That's a classic. I love doing that shit, but that shit be hurting Hey, man, they be sending me videos on snapchat or they kids and shit. They'll be like I'm gonna do that loose lead challenge, but I'm awake now. I'm gonna tell y'all y'all gonna be the first one I'm gonna tell if you got kids I Am gonna tell your children to do some disruptive shit, but it's gonna be fun I'm making the loose lead challenge. Okay. What they gotta do. They gotta be in class though Look at all the parents like come on DC. Look, I mean, it's fun. At least he niggas a fun challenge But they got to do the loose lead and they got like really get on a teacher nerd with it though You got to have the right teachers some of these black teachers in here I don't give up. You won't really had loose sit your ass down to my guy cuz even while you were saying this I heard somebody say it and I wish they would loose leg in my damn clan That would make it better cuz a teacher really mad But it like you got to get a man like be stop being mad. Stop being mad. All right. What's the other option? Ain't no other option. Yeah. No, they can see what it is Loose leg challenge would be dope if you just had the young motherfuckers doing the loose legs They love that you got the states is too high for this. No, it's not It's to the point now where people see me out. They'd be like man. Hey, what loose legs it like Someone resting stupid any And she hurt brother yet the highlight brother the other day. I was really walking like what my knee hurts so bad You know, then I look back at them episode my stupid Yeah, even if you remember the first time we did it you said your knee hurt when you did it, right? I should be swole. They gotta be like man. I am doing too much. I Just want to say this to all the niggas who be late when they see me be like, hey, man What you go at? How the fuck am I supposed to know? He need to really be living lives you stay in another state you stay in another state and I stay in another state No, the as you may a man a man night be more as motherfucking walk up to you Chico may you funny to the motherfucking black nigga? I'm not nigga. That's Carlos. I'm Chico. I mean you can't you can't blame her Even I get confused like look I like No, the fuck we know the fuck we don't give me a pen time and how like hey, what you go Again And no, I did it. Yes, you did it was a joke, but I really fucked up coming to you At least you are listening with your motherfuckers love the answers we just don't know what the fuck to tell them and they were Ladies really do that shit job me in here. I go. Oh, yeah What a fuck then you get to the room. So is this you really crazy like that? I Just won't know what who gonna have fun. That's you. That's not a pool. That's a hat. Oh Yep Mama do not love us Yeah kids to make that shit fun. They just be dipping their feet in that bitch. I had your turn What does what type of pool? What type of pool is this? That's a Mexican pool. That's a chihuahua pool This look like a oral sex diagram fellas if you focus on the clitorial area That's where you pull out it. You need to stimulate this part Let all that other meat and shit hang just lick this part Shit look crazy as fuck. That's what you need to look for. Look all the niggas listening. He like, okay Easy to find this pull that hood back. Hey, how you doing there? Yeah, some of them easier to find than others. Some of them clits got dickheads on come on He's not lying Big click big click Retarded I know they giving us to wrap it up. I'm gonna give a fuck what they doing. We run this shit. All right You look at this theater. We in this some niggas the cat spells in this motherfucker I like cuz I'm not a dude now. Everybody can't get out these seats. We say it's only been an hour No, it has it's been more than it only been an hour Yo clock bro Been an hour and a hang up What you say radio what you say courthouse What time it in a rebel ready rebel radio 92 a.m. Rebel radio live in Phoenix, Arizona We drive big trucks and don't give a fuck Everybody up tops getting the fuck on they's like fuck it. They can't see us. It got them. Let's get the fuck on out of here No, I love you too. Shout out to all the ladies who love me. I love you back She was reaching you can't kill them in the intercontinental job. Oh Really like to say thank you guys for coming out tonight to the 85 step shield here live on 92 a.m. Rebel radio to my man right there is record We know you've been waiting on this segment all night big boy You got your f-150 cranked up out there. You're ready to fucking ride. Listen here, buddy If you drive a Ford F-150 you better drop that some bitch over there and get you a Chevy. I Don't know how to talk white. I'm a nigga Well, you do what you do Nah, man, but we really appreciate y'all coming out tonight And we appreciate y'all the beauty of this show is ain't nobody get up and tell them it's time to get up Look at that nigga court that motherfucker. Look at them big hands. Oh, we got some shirts to give some eye to oh Yeah, let's pass us a shirt This is a big-ass shirt right here. This is to it this right here Who got some big-ass? It's a lot. What my big titties that it's a large It's a large This is this nigga to walk up there with the chain on Hey, there's a white girl. There you go. That's not enough Who want the t-shirt? Uh, you about to be the nigga ass. I'm gonna go over the inside this this side. I ain't get no love It's who perfect. We ain't got no more Somebody lying We ain't got no more Shit Shit Oh, no, when you stand over here We ain't got no more Game away No more Thanks guys so much. We love y'all man 55% is now give it up a Carlos Chico be one more time see young fly one more time Appreciate y'all support us make sure you get home safe Go on YouTube and subscribe to the 85 South show turn on your notification So when we drop a show, you'll be the first ones to know If you have VIP meet-and-greet tickets stay in your seat, please If you have if you've already purchased your VIP meet-and-greet tickets stay in your seat Everyone please get home safe. We appreciate y'all support us the 85 South show band in the house J oen in the house My man D clacks in the house Cut zoo in the house You do Hi, sir Which a nice picture John Nudgy John Oh So chicken What's up, what's up, bro? I got a bad bitch. No foreign bitch And she's black. I got a bad bitch. No foreign bitch She black Yeah bad bitch no Fat ass What you come from come from you want to see a perfect look broke down the week See, when I started smoking weed, these were the only swishers that they had. Cigarillos came way later. Everything was this ass. Now if it wasn't this fat, it was definitely this long. Lilo, stop saving his life. Let him fuck up. See, the trick to these motherfuckers is, once you bust them open, oh damn, you really don't do them. You don't? I'll show you what, all the people fuck up trying to roll these big fat ass swishers. I'll show you. See, when you had to smoke these big fat ass swishers, you're gonna leave that, take that off. Now you're cooking with gas, baby. If you ever, in the worst case scenario, there you go, you had to rip that tip off. Yeah, that's what I'm here for. Thank you, bro. We got to fuck up the baby mama parking lot in the same system. We got to suck, we got to suck, we got to suck parking the sad shit in the right gear. Billy? I wouldn't go to that shit. Yes, sir. That much of beer, yeah. That bitch no foreign bitch. Is she black? Need some more weed? Yup. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on, man? Good, good, C.O.T., I got it. What's going on? What's going on? He come today? No, he's actually back in Alaska. Okay, say no more, say no more. What's poppin' on G? Oh my god. We do it pretty decent in Nashville, by the way, huh? In Nashville? In Tennessee. I told you. No, they're also in there. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. I ain't sure to be just high. Fuck crazy. Oh, gee. You in this motherfucker? Damn. All right, who on the hook? I got you. All right, bitch, in the hook. Damn, man, I keep doing this. Ooh, man, that shit. You do the gang. Me. Yeah, sir. Yeah, sir. You do the gang shit. We went all the way every last night. That shit was crazy, bro. See? I don't think she'll talk about that shit. She'll. He's sick, doesn't he? He's gonna meet me every time. Ooh, man. God, no, no. Not me. Let me hear some. Red came out with a- Red, let me talk. Red came out with a- My man, let me clip my throat. What a name, man. Uh, DJ, I can't think of the nigga's name. But you know, he from the city, so Red brought him out. Is he quick? No, no, no. He's a quick man, man. But I can't think of his name right now. Yeah. Not bad, man. Not bad, man. Not bad, man. He was like, let me clip my throat. Fuck, man. That was the baby. It's OG, though. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. That was in our life. Okay, yo. That's my nigga. I'm trying to tell people music and comedy. It's all at the mix. DJ, cool. Niggas be thinking you can do it. If you can do it, that's great. Comedy and music. You can mix it. That's right. That's why we want to go before all that. All they get is going all the giveaways. Tell them, bruh. All that old goofy shit. Right before we bring you up, man. You know why he can do it. He know how to play the piano. So he had a piano show. It was easy for him to actually sing for real, but he was actually literally playing the piano. See, if I get up there and I actually sing for real, it's just a joke. You know what I'm saying? It's not like an actual joke. So it's like, I give it to him, but I don't really give it to him like that. I don't tell him shit. They be like, bruh, to be on it, bruh, ready to DC, ready to be coming up with song songs. Like, don't really bitch and get going. I do. You know what I'm saying? They be singing on the street. It's all for real. Got to make it in good. Man, I feel that that's that shit that helped us preciously. Tell them what I found. Some of them in my pocket. I'm like, uh-uh. What about a Sabbath? Somebody set me up last time we was on the trip. Somebody put one of these in my bag. I don't went through two goddamn two X-rays. That bitch sitting right there in the top. I don't went through two different airports, bruh. Wow. When you realize they don't really care about we, you don't understand it because of all the mistakes. Now I don't walk there. I'm like, let me go to the bathroom. What? You going that motherfucker? What is all three five in my pocket? How did I do that? How? It's crazy. They do not care about no we, man. But the only reason why that shit it kind of scared me because I don't see them need to catch a nigga. We're trying to hide some weed, bruh. It was like some bullshit. It's some dirt. Loot bag. There was all of that. Man, those niggas pulled all that shit out of that shit. It was like this. I was a walk-in nigga. Every time I think of that moment, I'm like, what the fuck? We ain't got that. So in my head, I'm like, hey, don't you ever think they won't go grab that little motherfucker? Why the truth that you here? They got his hand, but they let him back on the plane because they were like, they want to leave, though. But you tried to hide that bitch and you could tell how to where they gone around with it. They knew exactly where they were going. I'm like, damn, they caught that nigga. That shit like a grandma had. They didn't pull my shit on the search. Why the lady didn't put the shit up, picked it up and put it down. I don't know what it was. Must have been that. I was like, yeah, it must have been. Ooh, Lord. Put my bitch down, man. I need that now too, now. I don't know about it when I get down. That's really good excuse. I don't know about it when I get down. That's really what I brought it. I need this one. I don't want to make a drool trans action. In a new state, I will be breaking the law. So I would rather bring it with me. Can you get that? They ain't trying to break the law. That's a great way of thinking. They ain't really trying to break the law. I'm just, you know what I'm saying? It's still recreational. In the house. They don't give a fuck about this shit. Damn, they leave here and work. Damn, never. They be crazy for it. You just can't be sad. I'm just waiting on that day where they just... If you a smoker, you'll always get away with it. I smoke, man. What are you talking about? I smoke. I'm waiting on the day where people are going to look at me and smoke weed to be like... It's hard. Get your ass. Go on. We got bigger shit to work. Everything is still smoking weed. You telling me? That's how they were in South America. They was like, y'all smoke weed? That's weird. I was like, what do y'all do? Okay. We got to understand. We got to understand. We got brains. I be damned. These three fat ain't going to do shit. Niggas is fucking fucking bones. They trying to worry about this shit. They can't be ticked. They scared me shit. This really ain't even drugged me. White people got some drugs out there. We don't know nothing about it. This shit make you sleep better. Have vivid dreams and everything. That shit that Juice World was singing about. I want some shit that make me have lucid dreams. I don't want to do that shit. Y'all can have that. Point me to weed. If weed get old, I am getting old too. We ain't going to never get old. Y'all know what I'm saying? But you know how niggas be like, man. You know how they say, we all say do weed. Yeah. What y'all do? I am different. Those are drugs. If I'm called a crackhead, I will remain a crackhead. They be choked leaves. They be choked leaves. All day. The coca leaves. The pure stuff. They be choked leaves. All day. The coca leaves. They make your mouth. Hold on. What are coca leaves? That's all they're cute about. Columbia. Oh, Columbia, right? Why would you just can't plant a damn coca leaf there? If it's a plant. It would be stronger though. But you know certain shit when it, I'll be watching Discovery Channel, it's a certain place that grows certain things because of the way the earth is made underground. With the poppy seeds? Like it's a certain, it was a certain, a certain taste that this nigga was looking for. He was a shelf. But the tree was on a mountain, but it was from a certain type of tree and that she hanged off the cliff of the mountain. So, and you got to go like, to eat the opium. To do this shit. The nigga got in the chair. Oh, check this out. The nigga died a lot over here. It's expensive as coffee. Yeah. They go clean up out in the back cave, like the backs. They eat the coffee beans and they shit them out and then they go scoop up all the shit and pick the beans out. And that shit was one of the most expensive coffee you could buy. That shit crazy bro. That's wild. Cause the crazy part about it, they got to go out there and get the tree. Like snatch the tree and then break it because it's a worm inside the tree. But the worm only comes in these trees. So they have to break it, take the worm and mix it together. That's how they eat the special sauce. That's bullshit. But who the nigga would discover that? You got to understand, bro, different worlds, but this is how they live. Like this is the way of living. Like, oh, I would think of the sun. God, I watch the sun well. They cook all that shit. Everything. They cook everything. They got hamsters. They eat hamsters. The blunt. The blunt. The blunt is that we are smoking. The same type of people that discovered built. Who discovered built? You'll be surprised we're a different way of living. Eat and eat. I don't know about those motherfucking gushes. They got a bitch that's not called gushes. Nope. They got another name. Looked just like that. They probably called squirties or some shit. This shit right here is what they know about. This shit right here. And they'll tell you this shit ain't even grew right. That ain't even real oranges. You go somewhere else and we got them oranges. Tastes way better than that. Look at that green. Everything we eat is killing us, man. Pick the shit that you want. That's why they grow everything over there. They grow everything over there. Hey, Chad. I want to tell you, man, these new sweaters, man. They feel perfect, bro. Because I got an old sweater and I got a new sweater and I looked at the old sweater and I was like, that's bullshit. It was big. I gave the homeless shit. I seen the nigga run down the street. How you doing, man? How you doing? You know I've been laying for that. I got a fuckin' rattlesnake in the clip. Jacksonville. The dog traded with the zipper shirt. What do you think? Boy, it was on my Twitter. What that shit was so good? I'm funny. Oh, man. Smash it up. Hey! Yo. Hey, Joe, you got to send me that clip. I tried to text you earlier. I've been talking about when you... Can't get out. And notice... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need to get my little goods. What the fuck wrong with you? We're looking at chances. It might be home. Look at chances. Chan, what do I tell you about that shit? I got to find a place to live. I got to find a new shit. What's wrong with nigga? But they feel like you got all the ass shit. You got all the money. Like, no. I just work great and can't work. You ever thought about being the supervisor? You want to be employee all your fuckin' life? What the fuck? Dream big, motherfucker. Hey, bro. I'm going to create some Samuel Jackson cards for kids. You know how they got the, like, one, two. But it's going to be like quotes. You can press it and hear, yeah, don't bitch. Get your laser ass up. Let that be your last blood of the day. You motherfucker. For the kids? For the kids. But they need real shit. One and two. That shit don't keep their attention. Nigga be like, bro, listen to this shit right here. Get your last blood of the day. I think you mean will, but I don't know if you are. You are gonna be sick. Nigga be lit, bro. Nigga be walking around all day. I know you sick of school, but you got to do it. Like, are you going to be homeless, motherfucker? Real cards. Learn the ABC shit on your own. Life cards. Life cards. Thank you. Exactly what they call life cards. Life cards. They need it. But the schools are getting so small, bro. I went to my last middle school, bro. When I was in middle school, this was... I graduated in 2006. This shit crazy. Because she felt like my whole time here in 2019. Man, fuck. That's crazy. I'm feeling old. Nigga, we had 12 hundred kids in that beach. Seat seven to eight grade. And we had a whole other section. Well, especially that kid, we had like two hundred. So imagine that. Nigga, we got two hundred in there. What? I think y'all see this shit. Yeah, bro. You don't need to be funny. Oh, these. Hey, bro. These guys. It took all of them. Dude, wow. What the fuck is this? They were two hundred. Why? Don't do that, bro. What you thought about this? I go back to the school, though. Get away. Get how many students in the video. So remember, we got the seat grade level, or seven grade level and eight grade level. The seat grade level. The seat grade level ain't need being used. Period. Wow. So seat grade level ain't need being used. Period. Seven grade level. Maybe two classes on that whole. And we had like 13 classes on each level. Probably got two classes on the seventh grade level. Now the eighth grade level. No, I'm online on the seventh grade level. The sixth grade got half of the level. And then downstairs on the eighth grade level. Eight grade and seventh grade. Seven grade level. Wow. So that whole other little bar they ain't even using that. They bringing them whole food in the club. Fuck, you need, y'all don't need to go to the cafeteria. Ain't this the way it is. Ain't that me and the y'all, man, huh? Y'all didn't get a red bull. Crash on out right good. That's wild, bro. I see it wild. They probably had like 300 students in that big. I'm just sitting in that big. I'm not anybody crying, though. I'm not shouting. We got so many members in that big. Like, we would. This used to be hanging. Hanging from the ceiling. We was walking them over here. Couldn't eat walking in that big. So many projects and shit on the wall. You going them over here. You don't know who. Yeah. Y'all ain't using that kind of thing. That one. What is that? That's your middle school. Hey, yeah. I'm like, look at this bitch. What happened to the students? Niggas like three, four years ago, when the young niggas wild, you know, they saw in three areas. Man, I think some blood niggas came up. Like, some young niggas came up to fight. They were beating with some crooks and some shit. They were shooting in middle school. Like, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. And so many parents went up there and grabbed their kids and took them off of them. So well. How many young niggas? 300 kids. From 1200. Yeah. 6th grade, 7th grade and 8th grade. My middle school, yeah. Shootin' each year. In the school. I had a father in middle school, nigga. East Side Hat. Cool. Crazy world. DC was part of it. We had the worst school in the system in the country when I was going under the school. My shit was comparable to that. Cheerio in the public. Now, you'll be surprised some shit that don't get publicized when you be like, my niggas, we made through this shit. I was 6th grade. We're the principal of this duke. Stainless duke in Texas. Niggos out on Brown Union. Spin on her. Take that nigga up. Put him in the closet all day. Teach your damn. Principal. On the ground. Dude, it's a Mexican gang called Brown Union. DC. Brown Union motherfuckers always go out cause niggas used to jump on them and shit all the time. So he had got into it with somebody in the 8th grade. He was 6th grade. He got into it with somebody in the 8th grade. And you know Jack got out on them or whatever. So when they took him to the principal office, he still turned up cause he won. 6th grade or 8th grade? 6th grade. The Mexican duke. So they tried to calm him down. He ended up spitting on the principal. She take that nigga up. Take his mouth fuck. Take his hands up and lock him in the closet all day long. Left him in that thing. Pissed all on himself and everything. News cap. Niggas and Ms. Duke was a mother. Duke put him in the choke. Ms. Duke was a mother. Ms. Trunch was a mother. Listen, they come to fire like a week later. They come to fire. Niggas, they had to get the police to get her up out of there. She was like, y'all gonna have to pull me out of this mother fucker school. Fuck y'all. Ms. Duke, nigga, she probably locked up now. Ain't no way in the world she's feel free. She was cold after. Cold blooded, nigga. Ms. Duke. That'd be the one. We ain't got no cold blooded in the schools. It's gonna be keyed. That ain't gonna fuck a buck. Fuck on attention. You had to be bad bad. You had to be what? You had to be bad. You had to don't talk about that mother fucker when she walked. You had to be bad. Say something to her. Well, you don't give a fuck about life, nigga. What, now? Well, none of them kids give a fuck about life. Fuck you. That you don't give a fuck what you did in their class and you had their teachers that you wouldn't dare say a word. Dare say a word. Ms. Thomas. Ms. Thomas used to play classical music. Nigga, niggas was quiet. Just a mother fucker. The whole class, nobody said nothing. Her little old black lady probably about this tall. Nigga, we was terrified of Ms. Thomas. I'm gonna tell you what, me, Jeffers Mill. Terrified. Jeffers Mill. Ms. Maynard. Fuck you, nigga. Bitch. You ain't gonna do shit. Alright, Mr. Maynard, sit down, Mr. Maynard. Sit down, Mr. Maynard. Sit down, Mr. Maynard. I don't wanna get on your mouth, Mr. Maynard. Sit down, Mr. Maynard. Fuck you, Mr. Maynard. Eat. Your breath stick, nigga. Alright, Mr. Maynard. One more time, Mr. Maynard. You out of here, Mr. Maynard. Nigga, same school. 300 kids, right? They had 1200. Me, Jeffers Mill. She great. She taught sign. Big later, I ain't gonna play with you. What she say, what she mean? She kick your ass out, nigga. She don't give a fuck about putting you on the street. What? Get up out of here. Nigga, what I say, go. Nigga, I remember who was in her class. Nigga, we piped up. She was trying to tell her what to do. She was like, okay, y'all want to act right? Okay, Monday, y'all got detention. 330. Nigga was like detention. Who goes to detention? We bucking on everything. You say we suspended. We come back to school the next day. Nigga, Monday come around, y'all. The bell ring. We in male class. Miss James class. Miss James class. This ain't even a class. We in male class. The bell ring. Nigga, I be down. Me, Jeffers Mill coming in. They more fucking do like this. Hold up. Y'all, y'all was playing? Y'all sit y'all lad down. Nigga, I'm gonna give a fuck. What's up? Nigga, with the bell ring at 330, you going home at five. That bro back there. Come on in, bro. You missed the whole time. I went outside with them. Nobody try to be Jeffers Mill ever again. That's how Miss Thomas was. Like Miss Thomas was so cold. You know, you don't play in a class. We'll be turning up in Miss the Maiden class. Miss Thomas walking that bitch because it was right next door to Miss the Maiden class. She won't say nothing. Nigga, walk her little ass back out there. We had a teacher. That teacher had been teaching for like 35 years before my first play. Damn. She retired that year. Damn. Hey, bro. That gave Miss Murphy hell, bro. Like Miss Murphy had a little policy. But she would just discipline you and keep, like keep teaching, right? She'll just be talking her shit. Mr. Whitfield, your name's written down. So what? And then, you know, you just keep going. She's like, a check mark is by your name. What about the end of the week? Hey, Miss Murphy been engaged. And look, she got the old ad textbook, right? A punishment ad. You got to write every word. Bro, look. About 100,000 times. What? Every check mark you get, she adds 10 more pages. So look, everybody stop doing that shit, right? Miss Murphy losing her mind. Just because she don't know what to do. Because she ain't never planned it. Fuck somebody. She can't do it. She can't do it, but write you up. And go to the office. She said, like, have my class. You know, like, 9th grade English. We're going to add two teachers. Right. My damn whole class about to fail Miss Murphy. Bro, one day everybody just said, fuck this shit. We failing anyway. We ain't about to get out of 9th grade. So fuck it. Everybody just ruined it a bit. Like, bro, they start throwing books around the class. Miss Murphy said, I give up. I give up. This place is just a three-wearing circuit. And the girl stood up and said, Miss Murphy, you the motherfucking class. The breaking point. That was it? Y'all with nuts on the end. She couldn't come back from that. Bro, we done ruined some teachers. Boy, we done ruined some teachers. I did, boy. I talked about bigger. Stand it up. Stop. Fuck these niggas. Man. That's me roasted. Stop, Mr. Whitfield. Bitch. Did you hear this motherfucker talking about my mama's titties? Fuck what you talking about? Boy, they don't get your stupid ass off. Man, I'm feeling it. You laughing shut up. Pew, pew. Man, the fatty ass up. Now I fail my whole chemistry class. Well, motherfuckers used to come get me before school. Hey, bro, not today. Don't fuck with me today, bro. Not today. I wasn't there when she started. Man, they just knew how I was to go say something. Hey, man, come on, man. Hey, bro. I mean, we had to teach them to name me both right, right? We all were fucked. We were fucked, man, though. Niggas. My people last thing. She taught social studies, bro. Same grad. Same middle school though. I love the school. He had so many mirrors in his bed. Niggas, man, both right. We go to lunch. I was on 18. My mama always had me on the targeted team. She's on the B team this time. What team? The targeted team. You know, when y'all were small kids. You know what I'm saying? Then you had to go in and do all your work. Shit. All that fucking shit baby club. Yeah. But you know, we were thugging. So they been both right with my six grades. See, so having on the B team, on the cell grade. Niggas, we go to lunch. I don't know who she pissed on. But you need to fuck around. Go to lunch. Fuck around. Shit in the cup. No. Look at that motherfucker on her desk. Five. No. Go back to the lunch. You know that. Everybody at lunch. So we come from lunch. We party up in the hallway. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Niggas, before you know it. Niggas been both right. Coming down the hallway. Faster than the beat. We never seen them both right, ever seen them both. Damn. That's both right. She's still out here planning to kill y'all. She got y'all. Both right. Walk down that hallway. Shout it. I'm talking about all you heard was high heel. Back. Back. We know how she even got this job. In the middle of all the home paper. You teach all these bad ass kids how to talk like that. We just want to do rap. If we get used to hell. That was her last day. I had to teach her name. Ms. Donigan, nigga. This bitch used to eat all day in class. Since Donigan used to eat, man, nigga. I'm talking about had a raw turkey bag and put it in the microwave. Niggas coming in. He had a whole classroom stinking. You'd be like, Ms. Donigan, man. Stinking. Get up and get in your face. I don't give a goddamn. What you think? This is my clip. All particles on your shit, dawg. I'm like, man. Oh. My name is Kirby. She be drunk in hell. Boy, she might walk right by your ass. Scratch her coochie. Far anything. Keep on walking. That was my man teaching in high school. Man, shit. That nigga used to get more scared than the principal. Can't nigga. True story. We all used to go to his class and shit. And just sit in there when you skipping class. Because that nigga ain't give a fuck. He always used to be in there twisted. Man, the principal come around the corner one day, nigga. Mind you, my high school ain't had no walls. It was just medians. You know what I'm saying? They call it done by school without walls or whatever. So you can fit probably about 15 people in there easily. Niggas about 35 niggas in the class. This motherfucker come around, start handing out papers. This nigga handing out anything. It got motherfucking tax return and shit. He just giving niggas papers. He start writing numbers on the wall. I'm like, this nigga is more scared of the principal than we are. Then the nigga had what they call that shit when the teacher been there long to seniority. So they couldn't find the nigga. They couldn't attend you. There you go, my bad. They couldn't find him. They couldn't find the nigga, nigga. So he ain't had no reason to be scared. He used to be just so twisted. Nigga, my sixth grade teacher, Mr. Board, took us on a field trip. No permission slips. I mean, I told you about that nigga. Took us downtown. Gave us all bus tokens. Took us downtown. Right, took us downtown. Act like he was great. Take us into the motherfucking FBI building for a tour, right? Nigga said, aw, nigga, I can't go up in here. I got my knife on me. They was like, hey, boy, y'all niggas, y'all good? Y'all got y'all tokens? We was like, yeah. He was like, all right, man. Y'all boy and bean. Y'all see y'all tomorrow. Nigga left us downtown. We now make Donald's nigga buyin' 20 pieces and all day. Mr. Board was a muffler. He finally got fired because he paid. This nigga paid Trina and Tava's $5. The punch colleague in the face, man. In class. Nigga used to be in class getting his little ponytail braided. That nigga paid a nigga five dollars. A girl five dollars the punch of the nigga in the face. And she did that shit, too. Whoop that nigga. He paid him the five. Whole school liable. Yeah, she now they eatin' pizza like a muffler, you know what I'm sayin'? Like, man, Trina, you get all that pizza. Mr. Board.