 Yeah, let's get this on show, and as a matter of fact, let me fit the camera, because I feel like the camera's been off recently. If not, I will make another adjustment. Let's get this death battle on Beast vs Goliath. I got my money on Beast just because Beast is all I know. So, go Beast. Let's do this. What? Damn, he's hurting. I'm dead in my pecs. Ugh. Damn. By the way, for all y'all who are asking me about Team 4 Star, I will do all of them, I already told you on it, so just be patient. Nice. Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, hm. That looked cool. What was that from? Tragic guy. Ooh. Well, this was nerfed dramatically from healing instantaneously to over a couple of hours, when Quasimodo's experiments turned him blue. For a scientific genius, Dean never did quite figure out how to turn back to his old self. I mean, he's been able to turn into a cat man, a horseman, blue Kelsey Grammar, and even Sasquatch. Somehow, he always ends up as his classic blue ape self. Now unable to hide in plain sight, Beast said little choice but to return to the X-Men as a teacher and a leader. As my research makes out, it is possible to enhance the intelligence of moluska sepalaka, such as the squid, to the same level as not with the average human. What is this? How do you know what this is? I've never seen this before. This is all Japanese anime. I want to see this. Beast isn't just a genius. He's also a ridiculously strong fighter. He has survived hits from the juggernaut, smashed open a tank with his bare fists, hit the ground with a punch so hard, he created an earth-shattering shockwave, and lifted a solid gold oak tree. A human with a gold weight of approximately one ton, compared to the diameter of the tree that hangs height, it's reasonable to believe that this golden tree weighs at least 60 tons. Or a ship ton to be precise. Despite his athletic skill and enormous strength, Beast is a pacifist, preferring diplomacy over fisticuffs. He is rarely eager to enter a fight. In combat, he usually relies on his teammates to throw punches while he rolls back to come up with game-winning strategies using his brilliant mind. Like the time he figured out how to use juggernaut's own bulk against him. As our comedies said, when he discovered the principle of displacement, But when he gets angry, he'll enter a rage which makes him so uncontrollably fierce, he's a danger even to his closest friends. Literally unleashing the Beast within. Beast's monstrous appearance remained a permanent part of his life. He was never truly accepted by society, and even had to leave the woman he loved for fear she would become a target of mutant haters. But if he could have his way, he would spend his days hanging from the ceiling with a nice cup of tea, reading Shakespeare. But we don't always get what we want, so he'll have to settle for kicking ass. Paint hard, diverted feet and many a tear in our opposing path to persevere. A minor poet for a minor obstacle. One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the age of gargoyles. And badass cartoon intros! Stone by day, warriors by night, gargoyles used to be common throughout the world. Like the stone statues they inspired, gargoyles were known as protectors. Guarding their home and those inside was always their top priority. It's not every day your garden statue is also your top built buddy guard. Otherwise it'd have a shitload more long knowns. In the year 994 AD, a clan of gargoyles formed a symbiotic relationship with the humans of a Scottish castle. Using their superhuman strength, keen senses and warrior spirit, the gargoyles defended the castle from invaders at night. In return, their human allies would watch over them during the day when they are most vulnerable. As gargoyles turned to solid stone in daylight. The gargoyles were led by Goliath, a creature with a voice so sexy it makes humans turn to stone. If you know what I'm saying, you are trespassing. Unfortunately due to their beastly appearance, Goliath's clan eventually faced unjust prejudice from the very humans under their protection. We are most seriously displeased to allow beasts in the dining hall. These are unnatural creatures, no good can come from associating with them. If that wasn't bad enough, Goliath was betrayed by his closest human friend, causing nearly his entire clan to be smashed to bits. Then the fear that did survive were magically sealed in stone forever by a misinformed wizard. Talk about a shitty Monday. Sealed in stone forever, or until one very specific seemingly impossible criteria was met. In terms of the spell with which they would sleep, until the castle rises above the clouds. And when he says above the clouds, he means it literally. So, stone there remained for a thousand years until in 1994. Some billionaire with a name that sounds like an antidepressant just happened to be crazy enough to try something. Xenotos moved every last stone of the ancient castle to the top of his New York skyscraper, which happened to move above the clouds. I never really watched the series. Disappointment. Leading his clan into the modern world. Despite being completely out of his element, Goliath adapted surprisingly fast. You mean he was texting and watching cat videos at no time? No. This was the 90s. Oh, so it wore crazy colored clothing and used nonsensical description words like bodacious, radical, or... Hulapena. Hulapena. Hulapena. Hulapena. First, the broad expanse of the city with his enormous wings. Though to be clear, Goliath insists that he can't fly, only glide on the wind. Which I insist is bullshit. What else would you go what's happening right here other than friggin' flying? Regardless of wind direction and speed, it seems Goliath has no trouble gliding wherever he wants to go. He only has issue taking off from the ground, requiring an elevated point to start from. Good thing he can scale giant skyscrapers from ground level without breaking a sweat. Goliath is strong enough to lift a car, create a small earthquake, and tear through a steel with his bare claws like it was wet paper. He's fast enough to keep pace with those who use rocket power flight, and he's tough enough to survive a fall over 100 feet. He was even able to keep gliding after being shot by a Nazi plane's machine gun while fighting in World War II. He traveled through time. It was weird. Goliath may look like a brutal monster, and he certainly can be when he goes into a rage. However, he's actually rather clever and wise. Goliath was able to outsmart Oberon, who is practically an all-powerful magical god. And when Goliath stopped leading his plan into battle or struggling to have a relationship with a human detective... Boundaries! ...he's usually holed up in his castle's library, reading, Wise and Powerful, Goliath isn't true for some nature. For 12 hours of the day. Right, the other 12, he's a motionless stone statue, making him a pretty easy target. And he's awake, Goliath often puts himself in danger for the sake of others, regardless of the risks. Hey, he's managed to survive for over a thousand years, and believe me when I say, you do not want to be on this gargoyle's bad side. My name is Goliath, and I belong to no one. Stop. Queen. A gargoyle doesn't whine. He roars! Okay, may quit work for that. Let's end this debate once and for all. It's time for a... I see, uh... Beast winning. Still. But we'll see. There are now these death battles are gonna go. Beast was always more of a team player, preferring not to fight directly unless absolutely necessary. And since Goliath's been dead... Also, be careful not to misinterpret Beast's golden tree feet. More impressive than anything Goliath has done. Beast did not actually lift the whole 60-plus ton tree off the ground. It's nothing surpassing his usual feats. Hey, one time Goliath got nailed in the back by an anti-aircraft gunshot by a gun designed to destroy airplanes. Got back up and dropped a radio tower on the fools that tried it. And Beast didn't wait until sunrise for an advantage for two reasons. One, he didn't know what would happen because gargoyles in his universe don't share the stone-by-day rule. And second, Beast isn't tough enough to stand against Goliath for 12 hours straight. Finally, Beast has fought somebody similar to Goliath named the Gryphon and only survived the fight due to his fellow X-Men Angel's help. In the end, Beast just didn't have the heart to keep up with the Gryphon. The winner is Goliath. Snake or something? Thanks for watching. I'm Ben. I play Wiz. And I'm Chad. And I play Boomstick. And next time on Death Battles, I'll let Snake. We've had Snake requested over and over and over again for years and actually... It's the first time seeing what the fuck they actually looked like. Make sure you go follow us on our social media. That's at Screw Attack on Twitter or Facebook.com forward slash official essay because we'll be announcing his combatant very soon. But in the meantime, be sure to check out the latest Game Over thinker and the latest Desk of Death Battle, which is all about how Tony Stark's brain tumor once saved the world. It's absolutely ridiculous. You need to go watch it. Thank you guys so much for watching. If you enjoyed the episode, if you did, make sure you click like, subscribe, and tell your friends about it. And we'll see you guys next time. Later. Ha ha ha ha ha. Post all your comments down below. Let me know what y'all thought. I guess... I don't know. I guess... Look, I don't know enough about Beast or the Gargoyle. Goliath to know. We should have won. Like I said, I just went with Beast because that's all I know is Beast. All right. If you enjoyed my reaction, hit the like button, subscribe, and share. If you did not... 1 million subscribers. Woohoo!