 Let's share this. None of us would be here today without farming. Exactly, none of us would be here without farming. It was the first technology humans ever invented. Actually, none was fired, but then farming. This guy wouldn't be here without farming. This guy's my hero. So what is this? Portland Man plows through the Grand Floral Parade Barricades. This, okay, because like I feel this way so often when I'm driving, it's not really parades that I deal with, but it's, I've noticed this phenomenon where people who buy kias don't seem to understand how to accelerate their kia. Like, this has happened to me so many times where I'm stuck behind someone in a kia and like where I drive, right? So go into my farm, like when you're in town, the speed limit is 25 miles per hour, but it's a really retarded speed limit because there's only like, I don't even think there's 10,000 people that live in my town, okay? Like there's no, and it's no, like there's not children playing nearby. There's no reason that it should be as low as 25. So when I'm like in town, I'm doing 30. And then when I get past like the Walmart, I'm doing like 45 because there's no reason to do 25. And I've never seen, and a lot of people do, okay? A lot of people out there driving over the speed limit, not getting pulled over by cops, it's wonderful. But then I get behind a kia that drives 20 miles per hour, or even 15, like under the already too damn low speed limit. And this is why I've come to the conclusion that the kia boys, much like Thanos, are a natural phenomenon that are bringing balance to the universe, okay? So if you're an old lady who drives your kia 10 miles under the speed limit that's already too low, a young future rocket surgeon needs to take your kia and do 90 in a crowded neighborhood, okay? This is the universe balancing itself out and it looks like Trump has entered the podcast. That's interesting. Anyway, let's watch this dude. Who's my hero? Oh my God. What the fucking thing? Huh? I'm stuck on the fucking freeways all over the place. They got it all blocked out. The lights in an exit. It's all blocked off. Every month of the exit. You pump my ass, you fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I feel this guy's pain. I feel it. I like his soundtrack that he's about to commit all these crimes to. Yeah, actually I think we're gonna mute that because it's probably pecking illegal copyrighted music. Let's fast forward to where it gets good. Yeah, this is where it gets good. Hell yeah, fuck those cones. You're telling me I can't, oh fuck your barrier. I got four wheel drive for a reason, bitch. Bro's got a GTA mode, actual GTA mode dude, holy shit. He's actually like good. You see that? It was so clean. Oh yeah, holy shit. I tell you, I love this guy. Yeah, do it, fuck all of these people, all of you. Why are you in the streets? Why are you in my, I can't go that way. Dude, that fucking side drive and then getting through. Dude, that was so clean. Holy shit. God, this guy's my hero. Dude, if I was like team Ferrari, I'd hire this guy immediately, but I go over there. This man clearly has some skill. Just no fucks given. Just driving through the, and then I think a cop's gonna come up on a bike pretty soon, around a motorcycle. Yeah, and just yeah, there you go, ignore him. No, what are you talking about? I'm gonna call Lester real quick and remove my water bottle. I'm gonna call Lester and get my water level off. You just tell him to fuck off before you get out of here. I wish he would have rolled down the window and been like, I'm white, sir. It's all right. I'm not Ahmed. I'm not gonna run people over. This isn't a, what was that in Nice, France, right? Where like they creamed some terrorists, creamed a bunch of people with a truck. The van? Yeah. Yeah, an assault van. Yeah, we got a van. So what would he even be charged with? Like just reckless driving? He's getting charged with everything, dude. Are you kidding me? Cause I mean, it depends on how they wanna charge him. And I think this guy also had some priors or something else. I think he's like a, well, I think he might be a sex vendor. I'm not entirely sure. I think I read that somewhere. But, you know, endangerment, what, you know, reckless, well, way more than reckless driving. I mean, I don't know if it would be attempted murder cause it's not like premeditated, but like definitely attempted manslaughter, fleeing and evading. I mean, that's a felony. He's- Oh yeah, that right there is a felony. Yeah, cause he's fled the cops twice now. And you know, like, and there's gonna be civil shit too. Cause you know, like one of these people that moved is like, ow, my leg. Fuck it. So there's gonna be civil fines. There's emotional damage. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Like this guy, this guy's going in for a little bit. Yeah, it's like, oh man, it's just, he's my hero. See, does it actually go to when he gets pulled over? No, like he's pretty much, he's pretty much out of it at this point, out of the, out of the- That's where you go. That's the lighter part in the video they don't show you goes to San Andreas Autos and gets his car re-sprayed. Yeah, right. He goes to the pay-in spray. San Andreas Customs. Oh yeah, I saw this one when I was overseas. Yeah, I remember- Like half a second, I was like, I wonder if this is Kenny. No, no, no, no, no. Cause here is, so here's the thing, right? This- Then I realized what actually happened, yeah. Yeah, so let's show the folks. So this guy who is also a hero, he took a little, he changed up the tannerite-filled dog, right? Because if you wanna have protection from the ATF, the trick is you get a stuffed dog and you fill it with tannerite and they just can't help themselves, okay? When they're coming to seize your modified weapons, okay? They're going to shoot all of your pooches. But if you just so happen to fill the stuffed dog with tannerite and nails and other stuff that creates a bunch of great shrapnel in Minecraft, there may or may not be effect, in effect. But this guy here, I mean, he, he's a pretty cool guy. Police out here, raiding his house, probably for some nonsense. Just cause he's a, just cause he's an unlicensed pharmaceutical manufacturer. Okay, licenses are hard to get. I'm trying to get licenses to sell stuff from my farm and it's a pain in the ass. I'm probably gonna take the Joel Saladin approach. Now here's my question. Raid this, bitch. That was my first reaction was like, the ATF can't raid your house if there is no house. Exactly. My second question is how the fuck did the house to the left of it come out completely unscathed? Nope. Yep, that's right. Swap out, swap out the pigs for firefighters. Our job is done here, boys. We got enough people killed. We're good. God, this guy, this guy took the Claymore Roomba to another level. He's like, if I fire the Claymore Roomba at all these propane tanks and these gas canisters. Oh man. Yeah, that was great.