 I swear there's mountains over there somewhere. Good morning, John, going to Australia. Getting on the plane right now. I'm in Denver, whereas I still honestly call it Isengard. Remember those, John? Airports are a really good time to sit and look at people and think, how do I feel like I know so much about that person just by glancing? It feels like it takes so little data for me to put somebody in a category. And then I go, oh, I also kind of believe it, though. Oh, that person's a student. That person's a business person. That's just a family with the kids. But it's deeper than that, right? Because I look at somebody and I feel like I know things about them. I know things about their politics, or I know things about how they see the world just by looking at their beard. We can't help but do that, right? At least you gotta think about the fact that you're doing it. This is my plane. They're gonna put some food on it. Put some food on my plane, please. My auto focus isn't working, which is really, that's not good. This is an expensive lens. I want it to not be broken. I have great news. I turned it on and turned it back off again. It works now. It jacked itself up, now it's up, now it's up there. I didn't expect that to happen. I mean, what's in that thing, really? Except for just a bunch of pretzels. This makes me want to play airport simulator. Okay, it's 5.30, I'm not playing airport simulator at an airport. I'm on the plane, I'm in LA. This is what the ceiling looks like. It looks awesome. Oh, man. And there's my gate. And there's Dave's head. Hello, Dave's head. What's that? Oh my God, this is a beautiful shot. Hi. Grace has got really excited about the U.S. Open. Hey, look, this is Davenport, so excited. She's crying. She's happy. Who's Lindsey Davenport? This Davenport is a famous, like on the tail end, Serena and Venus were like rising. She's a tennis player. Tennis player, yes. That's the first thing I should have done. She's a tennis player. I'm a American Hunter dog, Juan, which is what I wish the story of my life was. Getting on the plane. So the word is, stay up as late as you can, and then go to sleep and wake up and it'll be morning in Melbourne. So I'm just gonna power through. That's my point. Everybody's asleep. Wake up, I'll be in the southern hemisphere. There's a theater street. Oh, I freaking did it. I woke up a lot, but I just went back to bed. When I woke up, pretty much everybody else had already woken up. So I feel like I win. I have a great first day in Melbourne. This is my big, beautiful view of the outside of beautiful Melbourne. And there's a lot of beautiful sunlight coming through when I got this chocolate bar. Oh no. Hello, beautiful chocolate. I'm sorry. I just got directions to Boba Tee from a crash course stand. We'll see how this turns out. Success. Cush only. More bad news. Okay, well, tomorrow then. I rented a bike. This is where VidCon's gonna be tomorrow. It's time now for something that I wanna do, even though it seems a little silly. This looks like an okay spot. Southern Hemisphere. John, I'll see you on Tuesday.