 She cheated on me! I didn't do nothing wrong and now I can't see my kids! I can't see my kids! What the f*** is this system? This is so f***ed up! I've been the best father I could be! I was always there! I waited two months to f*** this guy raw and after we f***ed raw, he goes to me. I dated this guy that didn't have health insurance and I was his personal STI test. I dated a guy who had me drive him to CVS to pick up my Valentine's Day present. I accepted the bare minimum. I'm the f*** boy. Y'all really on this app thinking you can hurt my feelings by slut-shaming me when there is nothing wrong with being a slut. Try again, baby. I'm for the streets and I'm proud of it. You trying to shoot your shot with me? Fly me out. Do not shoot your shot in my inbox. You think I look cute in New York? Imagine how cute I would look in Puerto Rico. You think I look cute in Buffalo? Imagine how cute I would look in Aruba. Fly me out. Stop playing with me. What you want, what you can't call me, bro? Hey, I'm going to go hang out with the boys. Do you want to come with? I'm not going to hang out with the boys. Hey, I'm going to go hang out with the boys right now. Alright, so my girl's been acting super weird. Super weird. Every time we hang out she's always on her phone texting other people. I don't know who it is. So I'm going to hide out. I'm not actually going to hang out with my boys. I'm going to hide out and I'm going to catch her. Watch this. Alright, so I just heard a sound outside. I'm hiding upstairs right now. I'm honestly so f**king pissed. What the f**k is this guy? Who the f**k is this guy? So does height matter on a guy? Yeah, it does. Like really tall guys. Like how tall? Like 6'10". 6'10"? Yeah. So they got to be like NBA? Something like that, yeah. Alright, alright, what about you? Like guys that are 6'6". 6'6"? So all tall guys only? Yeah. No short guys? No, no short guys. They don't even have an opportunity to like slide in DMs? No, that's not in my options. Okay, okay. I was talking to this girl for a while. Things were going well. She lived in Texas. I'm in Indiana. She abruptly entered it with no explanation. About a month later she messaged me out of the blue. Said she really regretted anything and wanted to make it work. Wanted to come fly out to see me. So I helped her pay for the $400 plane ticket. She flew in on a Friday evening and was supposed to stay for about a week. But two days later on Sunday, she told me her mom had just informed her that her dad had passed away and she needed to go home and be with her family. So she booked her flight for the next morning at 6.55 in the morning. I dropped her off at the airport at 5.30 in the morning and went to work. And then about two hours later I get an email from the airline saying that she was in no call, no show for her flight. I tried calling and texting her. She didn't answer her reply. I got on her social media. I was completely blocked from all social media. She completely ghosted me and made up a lie I think about her dad passing away. No idea where she went. I can only speculate, but I have no idea. Oh my God, guys. I'm freaking out. I already scheduled the appointment. Far too many white people walk around soothing themselves with words like, Well, I'm not a racist. And what they actually mean is that they don't use racial slurs. This is not exciting. In fact, it's what many might call the absolute fucking bare minimum. Do you expect a medal for not being actual physical Hitler? They don't give those out, Becky. Educate yourself on cultures that you are not a part of. It does not matter how good a person you think you are. You still have the capacity to be loudly fucking wrong about race. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Hey babe. Yeah? How can you never tell me when you're orgasm? Because I don't want to call you when you're at work. Oh. What? Period. Friends first, then lovers. Eventually she's going to plan things out for just you and her stuff. She ain't even experienced with him. And you should be fully open to do whatever it is she wants to do. Fourth, be her ear. Whatever she wants to talk to you about, it should be nothing she can't. Without no judgment, nor should she feel regret. You should be fully open to hear any and everything she has to say. Fifth, know your position. At no point in time should you be emotional about him. You already know that she got him. Ladies, we know that you got him. But just don't cheat on us because we'll kill you. 50-50 relationships do not work. We don't want roommates. We want providers. And if a man asks you what you bring to the table, it's because they want to be taken care for financially. And girls watch out for those broke men because we don't want those in our life. The whole Bachelorette party wanders in from the night before. Now, let's talk outfits. First off, they all have their heels in their hands, or as I like to call it, the morning after clutch. And they're all wearing variations of the same dress. Form-fitting and barely covering the whoop-whoop. While that Forever 21 dress was a good idea at 10 p.m., you're looking for Forever 41 at 6 a.m. But at dark red, they decide they all need a coffee and get in line behind me. Thank you. Now, they've been out all night. They're tired and they look it. When one of the girls says, You guys, do you think she's okay? Then another girl answers, Who the hell cares? If I was betting on this, I'd say it was the maid of honor. But she kept going. This is classic Kristen. She used to pull this sh** in college all the time. And back then, it was cute. I'm so over it. I don't even care if they get married. Josh deserves better. Girl, you're the maid of honor. Another friend then chimes in. She's a big girl. She can handle herself. Uh, husband and wife get a divorce, or they're going through a divorce, you know, separation. And she goes and gets a restraining order on him because she doesn't want him to talk to her anymore. And in doing that means he can no longer go back to the house, which means now he's homeless and doesn't have any of his stuff. And he can't go get his stuff because he can't be within two city blocks of her. He can't go back to his house that he paid for because she has the restraining order set to where he can't be within two city blocks of where she lives, which in turn is her house. How is that fair? How can they literally kick him out of his house that he paid for? I don't understand how that works. Like, they're going through a separation. He's paid for the house. Both names are on the house. And yet she said she doesn't want him around because she doesn't want him talking to her anymore. And so now he can't go to the house that he paid for and get his stuff that he paid for. How, how is that okay? Like, if she doesn't want to be around him, then she should be the one that has to leave. He shouldn't be kicked out of his own house because she doesn't want to talk to him. That's not right. My mom is a retired father's rights attorney and has allegations of abuse against the children, particularly sexual abuse. Is a power play often made by mothers in custody cases that isn't uncommon? My mom witnessed it so much over her career as an attorney that she was able to start accurately predicting precisely the moment in the custody battle when those allegations were likely to drop. It was almost always when something was working out in the father's favor, the mother felt like she was losing control and she would make these allegations. I got the DM from a man today who gave me consent to share it. I think more people need to know what a prevalent issue this is. It literally rips families apart. Got a sad story to share with y'all I read today. Child falls ill and ends up in the hospital. Father gets caught in because the child needs a DNA donor. Hospital tests the father's blood to make sure it's a good man, which I don't know why it wouldn't be. They run their little tests and come back with a test showing that the father in fact is not the father. Father looks over at the mother and says, what's going on here? Mother cries and before even saying anything she calls the neighbor. Neighbor comes to the hospital, they do a DNA test. The neighbor is the child's father. This man has been raising this child for 12-something years and he's not even...