 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing A Silent Hill 2, and I have never played this game before, so this is going to be interesting. Ow! Alright, let's get started. That one just sounded a bit more pathetic than usual. It's like me when I look in the mirror trying to figure it out, it's like, is that another person or is that- Is that my reflection? Oh no, it's one of these games where I'm going to look like an idiot because I don't know how to walk. Oh god damn it! Hold on, I'm still figuring it out. I'm legitimately trying to walk. I don't have a map of this area, that's because it's a public bathroom. I'd be weirded out if you did have a map of the area. Okay, that's how I walked, so there we go, I figured it out. Suddenly and off it was the analog stick. I just- I thought it was turning, but no, I get it now, but I'm going to bother explaining it. What town? Is it through the fog? I can't see anything. Is it bad when I think of Silent Hill? I just think of a Windows XP screensaver. It's not as spooky I suppose as they- as this hill, so maybe I should get that out of my head. But maybe this place is nicer, like he's just left his car door open, so it's obviously a trustworthy neighborhood. We spent the whole day there, just the two of us, staring at the water. Maybe that's why she left you, that sounds a bit boring. What do you want to do, honey? I'd like to just go stare at some water, if that's okay with you. Oh, I was thinking that maybe we could get a bite to eat or maybe go see him- NO! I want to stare at the water. Oh, there we go. Now I'm running. Yes! Alright, here we go. Time to make some progress. You may notice as well, if you've played this game before, it's kind of graphically enhanced. There's a community-made mod that can up the graphics, make it widescreen and all that, and I did it for the sake of the video. Jesus Christ, that camera angle! It's like I'm playing Crash Bandicoot and I'm running away from the boulders. Must have been the wind. Just keep running, dude. Let's just ignore- not acknowledge those scary noises. Well, well, well. That's it. That's the clip. Oh, sweet Jesus. How did I end up in a graveyard? Oh, wait, there's a person there. Okay, I didn't even see a person there. I was literally just dancing on someone's grave and I was thinking of the song, Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. That's how I was doing it. Just a little insight to the inside of my mind. Excuse me. I- Okay, that was your fault, dude. Why would you come up right next to them in the fog, that dance, and say that? Lost? There's only the one road. You can't miss it. Well, you can because of the fog. I don't know where I'm going. Th-this town, there's something wrong with it. It's kind of hard to explain, but- Potholes, isn't it? I know the same, because we have a lot of Irish small towns like that. They're small towns. They've been a bit neglected and there's a lot of potholes. It's quite dangerous. I'm going to town either way. Oh, Jesus. He doesn't care about potholes. He's clearly never been on an Irish road. I'm looking for someone. I love the delivery of these lines. I'm looking for my mama. I mean, my mother. She's like, oh, that made me sound childish when you rephrase that. I'm sorry. It's not your problem. I hope you find them. Yeah, you too. This is like those videos that teach people how to speak English. It really feels like that. Okay, I've bitten it. Yes. Yes. Now to it. All right. I'm showing it. You bit it. You chewed it. Now you know. What is that squelching noise? Is that me? Am I squelching? That would be something I would do, to be fair. Don't mind an old squelch on a country road. Silent Hill Ranch. Oh, a place that has a ranch can't be all that bad. I love Cowboys. Country road. Not a squelching, though. Maybe it's ranch dressing. Oh, it all makes sense now. I'll have a silent hill with extra ranch. I'm just following the squelching. It's like Harry Potter, but instead of spiders, it's squelching. If anyone wanted to know anything, all you had to do was follow the squelching. Okay, as the son of a carpenter, I'm giving this fence an F. That is very lazy work. I like how I'm literally just running out in the middle of this road in this dense fog, like supernatural squelching aside. This is just asking to be run over. I never thought I'd say the word supernatural and squelching together. But yet here we are. I got a first aid kit, but I don't even know there's actual danger here. I just stole that. That could be someone's work that they're working on. It's just not a little market stall. Left is a highway. I'm gonna run in the oncoming lane. I kind of lost to where I was supposed to be going. So I'm just running in the oncoming lane. Oh, here we go. At least I have a trail to follow now. Oh, there we go. Finally, someone asked directions. I bet I stole their first aid kit. They're going to be pissed. Okay, the blood is leading me down this alley. I don't know why in his right mind he thinks, well, I don't know why in my right mind I think it's a good idea to just follow this blood. I got a health drink. Sounds like a marketing ploy. Would you like some health drink? Why, yes, I would. Oh, look, another health drink, my favorite. Oh, an abandoned factory, huh? Is that where we are? I'm totally up for going in here. This is such a bad idea. This fence I give... A D. It's not bad. It's got some metal on it, you know? It's sturdy. You'll give it that. Wait, there's something there. There's something literally right there, dude. The squelch monsters hiding behind those bags. And not very well. I don't know how you've even seen it. All right, it just kind of looks a bit pathetic now. Like he's got no arms. I could take it. Wait, hold on, hold on. I don't know how to hit, hold on. Hold on, don't, don't, don't, don't attack me yet. Hold on, hold on. I'm figuring this whole thing out. I can open my map. This guy will be instructed here somewhere. All right, well, at least I know I'm going to die on Vax Road. That's good to know. He's just dancing and I'm just fucking standing there. All right, I've managed to walk around at least. All right, I'm just going to start swinging. And if you walk into me, that's your own fault. But honestly, for once I support the protagonist's decision to fight, it had no arms, like I would bet on me every time. There's gotta be something here that I need because why else would I even come in here? There was no point unless it was to just get that weapon. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, he remembers what we have to do. Okay, we did get this in there and it was going nuts when I picked it up. So does that mean there was a monster close to me? Oh my God, it's like a game show. You have to fill in the blanks. There's another one. Come here, I'm going to beat you all up. Honestly, I feel like the alpha male here. You got no arms. Yeah, come on, I'll take all of you. I'm not scared. Okay, I'm a little scared. Run! Oh my God, he put his chest pus on me. Run away. Cafe Mist, that is an unfortunate name for this town. It's a little bit on the nose. I'm wondering is the blood still pointing me the way? Because if so, I should be thanking these people. I know they're spitting chest pus at me, but aside from that, they're being very helpful. Oh, Happy Burger. I'd love a Happy Burger. Ooh, Trash First Aid Kit. Use needles, just in the parking lot of a Happy Burger. I don't know if I should be using this. Ooh, Motorhome. Can I move in? Yes, this is my home now. Yay, use needles in a mobile home. I'll wait at Bar and Neely's. Is this a good idea to follow this? I don't know if it is. Like this is just some random person. I'm breaking and entering here. You know, earlier when I met that woman in the graveyard, do you think she could have just said, hey, there are zombies in town, rather than just going places a bit dangerous? I think she underreacted to the situation, but honestly, even in real life, I think I go through this just to go to a pub again. It's locked. Let me in. Let me in. I wanna go to a pub again, please, God. Okay, wait, back door's open. All right, I'm coming in. I want to point one way or another. That symbol at the end of Mountain Street. Ah, the question mark. Maybe he is learning English. It's a question mark. God, this is not the kind of pub I wanna be in, but again, beggars can't be choosers. I'll take a pint, please. Come on, come out here. Whoever's behind there. I'm never gonna have a pint ever again. Can I climb this? No, how do I get behind there? I wanna get to Mountain Street. Oh, wait, I'm not even at it yet. Okay. For fuck's sake, what's this now? Someone playing with Beyblades or yo-yoles or something. Oh, fuck off. All right, I'm gonna go to the unknown symbol there that I can't make head or tails of, apparently. He's just looking at the question mark. It must be some sort of ancient symbol. Okay, there's some stuff under the van. That's not good. What the hell is this? Oh my God, you broodlized him. I'm ready. I'm gonna start swinging again. And if you walk into me, it's your own fault. Oh, apartment gate key. Okay, it marks some apartments on my map as well. I guess I'm heading there. God, he's just crawling around the floor. That's creepy as hell. Honestly, I don't mind them walking. I didn't like the one on the floor. That's where I draw the line. You stay at my eye level and we're okay. The hell is this thing? Can I stomp on it? Oh, fuck. Oh, it's fighting back. Run away. Just because I'm bigger doesn't mean I'm better. Run away. Can I get in here? Yeah, I have the key. Go in, yes. Okay, I'm off the streets at least. That's the main thing. I found a new home. Reasonable rent, close to work. Hopefully I can get a job at Happy Burger. And I'll be one Happy Burger. Oh, for fuck's sake. I prefer outside where I have more moving around space. What apartment am I looking for? I don't even know why I'm here. I think my shadow just abandoned me there. Did you see that? This door's open. Oh, this is a bad idea. This trash stuck in the chute. Maybe if I drop something heavy. I'm not the maintenance dude. Oh, maybe I am looking for a new job. Okay, I'll fix that. I'll fix it. I'd love to move into this town. I imagine the savings when the rent would be this cheap. Like it's gotta be cheap. The place is so shit open. Oh, great. It's the neighbors. Just trying to sneak around. Oh, God, that's creepy. Okay, looks like this place is already occupied by this mannequin. All right, torch. That's handy. Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh, you were getting dressed in here. I'm sorry. This is my bed. This is your apartment. I'm the bad person here. That doesn't mean I'll let you win. Hold on a second. That's Mary's clothes. Is Mary a mannequin? Is my guy just some weirdo who's obsessed with a mannequin? Imagine that was the plot twist. Oh, okay. I stretched my arm out. I just might be able. Why is this giving me bad vibes? Will you pick it up? That can go for it. Don't fear anything. Oh, for fuck's sake. What? Hey, that's just some random kid. What? You little brat. I'm not against beating up a child, you know? I've done it before and I'll do it again. Oh, shopping. Oh, you got a hand gun. All right, kid. I'm coming for you. She's just here that down the hall. Oh, Jesus. Probably another person being tormented by that child. I'm coming. I'm going to put her down. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me. Okay. No, I'm locked in here with you. I'll leave you to it. Sorry, sorry. Bye. Go in here. Oh, sweet. Jesus. A key. A key to two or two. All right. You know what? I'm fucking out of here. I don't want to be here anymore. This floor is cursed. The hell is this? I think there's something on the other side of the hall. Oh, God. Will you investigate? Yeah, why not? Oh, this is a terrible idea. Oh, my God. It's like that. I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here trial where they just have to put their hand in a hole. I got the clock key. Oh, I got to go back to that murder apartment, don't I? Henry Mildred Scott. What? I got your stupid clock key. What am I supposed to do? Oh, for fuck's sake. The clock has stopped at 329 in 15 seconds. The faceplate is closing it as locked. The scares of the past shall remove the nail that stops time. Will you push the clock? Not yet. I got the key. Can I open the clock first? Three different sizes. Time on the run. Three young men circling around the sun. Henry is short and very, very slow. That's the hour hand. Scott can't stop. He's always on the go. I can't where you're going with this, but I don't understand. What? Wait, so these are the names. Henry Mildred. Oh, wait. Is this where they should be? Oh, wait, wait, wait. OK, wait, I think I see this. So Henry should be at nine-ish? All right, let's get these hands in place. So what time should I have? Which one was Scott again? I mean, I'm all confused. Oh, wait, Henry hours Mildred minutes Scott seconds. Ah, OK. 10 past nine and 15 seconds. Oh, I was literally only a few minutes off when I stopped and you can hear the clicking. There we go. I think that's it. Now let's try moving it. Yes, good job, me. OK, there's nothing in here. Bad job, me. This was pointless. This room is empty. I guess I could live back here. It'd be kind of nice rent-free. I assume they don't know what's on the building map, you know? I don't like that the game has given me handgun bullets. That means something bad is going to happen, isn't it? Oh, for fuck's sake, what is this? What are you fucking doing, you lunatic? Look, it's the price of your own home as long as you're not hurting anyone. I guess that's fine. Jesus Christ, what is he doing? Is he trying to put him down the garbage disposal? Lunatic. So this is fucking pyramid head. This is what I've heard so much about. Kind of a freak. Like, what are they doing, aerobics? Maybe pyramid head. Is it a personal trainer or something? Oh my god, he's opening fire from the closet. I don't think that was a good idea, honestly. It didn't see you in there. You should have stayed hidden. It's walking off. All right, it's a bit stupid. All right, never mind then. I guess it does have a pyramid on its head. If I had a pyramid for a head, I'd probably be a little stupid, too. All right, well, he's just shuffled off. So you know what, we might end it there for now. But this game is fun. I really like it. And I hope you enjoyed. Thank you so much for watching. Let me know if you want to see more either in video or stream. 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