 If you can read this, then leave the program. Don't tell me what to do. I'm a YouTuber. I'll do what I want. Which is proven by people like Jake Paul who throw f***ing parties in a pandemic. Don't do that. You're a f***ing dumbass if you're doing that. And I'm not afraid to say it. If you're throwing parties in a pandemic, you're a f***ing careless dumbass. There's no video, cause there's no game. Today we're playing, there's no game. Is that what this game is called? I can't remember. There is no game. Do not click start. But what if I did, huh? Isn't that the fun thing? No game here. This is gonna be really confusing. When this icon appears, exit the program immediately to maximize your chances of corrupting your auto-save. Thank you. Ha ha ha ha. It's not like this non-game has a hint system. So there's no reason to click on that icon below to give a clue. That would be too easy. So, oh, what is this? What is this? Oh, it's PS3, isn't it? Do I pull? Chapter one. Mizzion and Bane. I can read very well. Let's unscrew these screws, huh? Who's doing our disnocking? It's me, your favorite boy, Crank, gameplays. Just a minute, please. Okay. Hello? Where's my speech? You have a whole speech prepared. Who are you? I almost forgot the title. Well, put the title in. I'll be patient. It's okay, I'm rooting for you. I came for a show and I will enjoy it. Wow, there is no game. You did it. Hello, user. Hello. This is a program speaking. Hello. You've got some bad news. Actually, there's no game. The financial crisis in Deepakarim's brava vow of dis. I hope you're not to disappoint it. No, I'm not disappointed. I know what I was getting. You can see what's on TV, go outside, read a book. I can't read. Yeah, there's no game. But just between you and me, a boy is asking for a refund if you can. Okay, okay, I will do that. If you know, my creator has got to eat and feed his 12 kids. 12? And now, his wife, who is sick. Oh. Well, when he finally finds one. Oh. He's so careful. He's the thing going to hold. Well, one is a chain and one is a rope and there are two different things that I think have different weight limits. Okay. You can quit. There is nothing to do here. Who really? Try not to touch the top. Oh, I made a little trampoline. Do you have any idea that she took me to sneak all the slaters up there? I have to do this. I've got to put all the slaters up there. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. I've got to eat mine. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Hold on. We have to do, we have to do Pong and get all these boys down. Well, I'm playing. I'm playing Pong right now. It's like there's a game in the game, you know? It's a game. You say there is no game, but there's multiple games. Come on, let's all leave, okay? I'm leaving. Yeah, go ahead. I don't care. I don't need you. I can commentate myself, okay? All right, last one. The A, okay? Oh, come on, baby. Come on, give me what I need. Give me what I need. Oh, little bit, hold on. A! Bravo, Desir. I'm clapping virtually. I'm clapping real. Completely ruined my beautiful title. Listen. Well, if that's the way things are going to be, let's make something solid. Mm-hmm. Oh, you're making out a medal now. You think that I can't get through your medals? I have a little overboard. If you could just leave the title alone this time. Well, can I do something with this? Stop tapping everywhere. It's annoying. I can't. Give me scissors. I can't program myself. Are there scissors anywhere? Are there scissors? Okay, I get it. You want to play a game? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are we going to play? Hold on. Oh, Russianambo. No, we're going to have a great time. You know, it's the one with rock, paper, scissors. And scissors. Yes. Break scissors? Uh-huh. Paper covers rock. Yeah. And scissors cut paper. Okay, I will start. Here is my choice. Okay. Now it's your turn to choose a card. Uh-huh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay. I'm going to go with this. What are you going to go with? Rock? Come on. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope so. I'm going to go with scissors again. Paper? No. That's too bad. You lost again. Don't give up. What if? Do I have to beat the rock first? I think I have to beat the rock first. I win every time. Okay. Try again. Hold on. I'll do paper. God damn it. What if I press help? Choose a hit. Touch the unlock button. Give it a shape of that rope. I just take a little snip with some scissors. Yeah. No, I know that. But how do I get the scissors? I get it. I get it. Ha-ha. I understand. I thought of everything to protect it again. What about this? That's why we're going to stop now. And you're going to leave. Happy to have a fantastic break breaker and an incredible game of Russian bull deck with everything pretty that comes on. That's not supposed to be on the screen. Ha-ha-ha. Nope. Oh, I have to catch it. Ah-ha. Yes. You can't fool me, game. I am the fooler in this world. You've got to be kidding me. Look at what you've done. A brand new title. If you want to break things, go break Battle of Duty instead. Battle of duty. Everything is broken. I have nothing left anymore. Yes. I can use it to unscrew. Ha-ha. I figured it out, baby. I figured it out. OK. Am I dreaming or are you trying to pick the luck with the mouse cursor? You're just not the dookie that's on my side, onto the floor. Hold on. Let me put it back. There we go. Always under the man, huh? The gate to this door is on my side. Too bad. This has a heart-shaped one. Is there no heart shape? So no heart shape around here. Yes. Oh. What do with you? What's that blue thing on the door? I don't understand what you're doing. Where's the key? Yes. You're as stubborn as a mule. Yes, I'm going to be a baby. I hope this will calm you down. OK. Don't bother trying to open it. The lock is completely busted. How would I? It won't work. I'm telling you. OK, so we've got to find some gears. OK. Where do we find the gears? See? It's useless, like your neurons. Now, where could we find a gear? Oh, draw me a goat. Yes. You're a fool at taking things apart. But when it's time to leave, nobody's home. Stop moving from screen to screen. My system doesn't like that, especially when it goes too fast. OK, we need one more. We need one more. I repeat, especially when it goes too fast. Uh-oh. I hope that this is part of the game. Oh, I think I actually accidentally just switched off screen. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. You're going to saturate my phone. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Shame, I warned you. Give me the code. You're stealing from my memory to go. Yeah. Are you pinnado? Left I can use to have me. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Out of memory. No more RAM. What bad luck. You were able to press the button. I'm very upset. No, the program is loading. And there's nothing I can do to stop it. You're good. You've beaten me. You're giving up too soon. Yeah, it does this. It always takes a long time. The reverse bar stopped moving. Mm. It even looks like it's moving backwards now. How is it moving backwards? When you are in the program. Oh, yes. It definitely crashed. Oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Much better like that. OK, don't touch anything else and just leave. Hold on. I don't even understand why you state for stop. No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Just got to do it slowly, slowly. You just never give up, do you? No. The program is going to close to an unexpected era. Program closing. Wait, don't actually close. Don't actually close. Program has quit on its possibly. Please start the machine. This is still to gain, dude. If your conscience is picking, you need to restart your machine. And this is not a fake operating system. I swear. And you should not open the pre-bitted folder for any reason. It's your conscientious asking. You need future with hazelnut tree. Where does this go? Uh-oh. Password. I forgot the administer. Spot the odd one out in my ID card. My favorite number, Miss Tokyo's private number. Your conscience is telling you that you're a good friend of the environment. You're going to turn off your machine to save electricity and save humanity. No, the ice core is going to be bitten. I don't even know what's happening. Hold on. Watch this. High score. Easy peasy. Easy peasy. Easy peasy. OK, we got that. OK, so now. OK, so hold on. The odd one out. Nine. My favorite number. What is this favorite? Shut down, shut down, shut down. Can I give this to anybody? Oh. OK, a glass of water. Who could I give a glass of water to? Oh, no. Do I just have to keep watering it? Hold on. Hold on. Do I have to keep watering it? Is this correct? I can't tell if this is correct or not. Water. How do I get the sun in there? OK, hold on. I'm going to ask for help. Push on like a knee. You need a hazelnut. You have to find a hazelnut tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the hazelnut tree. I know where to get it, but how do I get the sun? Find a hazelnut tree and the image is, yeah. I'm going to have to find the admin code. There's a clue in the trash. It's not helpful. Read the prohibited action carefully. Read the prohibited action. The prohibited action. Find a way to generate. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Yes. Yes. Yes. Here it comes. Squirrel media players stopped rebooting the programmer. OK, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Due to a technical problem, the content of this document has unfortunately been lost. Oh yeah, there's a weather balloon. 8 to 0. Miss Tore. You're falling to a deep sleep. Miss Tokyo. 3, 2, 2, 9, 1, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 9, 2, 9, 1. I just wanted to say that these pictures are scandalous. I'm going to contact the authorities right away regarding the classification of this game in the non-game. OK, I have numbers in my head now. OK, I have to ask him what his thing is. Favorite food, the CPU. A, 58, 9, 58, 2, 9, 1. Yes. Yes. What is he going to do with the system clock? I hope he doesn't break anything. OK, so now, how do I change the time? 2 PM. Yes. OK, hold on. Now I go back here. No, I don't want to listen to the rain anymore. And bang, now we have a hazelnut tree, and now we have a hazelnut. How do I break it? Breaking good on TV. And your conscience is telling you that your imagination is not going to be the keys too big. And there's no way to shrink it. Keys too big. Keys too big. Keys too big. Yes. Yes. Aha, I don't know why that. Oh, it zips it. I think that's it. You've got to launch the program. Yes. This wasn't planned. Yeah. Edges ago. Don't do that. Come on. Come on, just come back here. Yes. What have you done, user? You've just launched a fake program from within a fake operating system. That's impossible. I've got it, baby. I've got you under my finger. I am in control. Is this it? Have we done it? There is not a game. This is the program speaking. I have some bad news. Actually, this is not a game. I hope you are not too disappointed. You can still watch a Bollywood film. Take a walk around the Ganges. Learn to dance. Such a cliche. Who is it? What are you doing in my game? I mean my not game. What? This is my game. I mean my game. What's going to happen when the two computers start fighting? But user, do something, damn it. You have a funny accent. Are you Russian? Russian, do I roll the R like that, sir? Of course not. Overreaction, typically a Russian. I am not Russian. Idiot, you woke him up. Who's him? User, you need to quit the program. First, I'm begging you. Who is that? Don't touch him, user. He's an alien's table. OK, but I keep touching him, though. Because what if I'm breaking him? Oh, I have nothing to do with this. He's Mr. Glitch. He's breaking the sign. Where is he? Hello, comrade user. Damn it. Game forbidden. Game forbidden. I hope you are not too disappointed. Not again. How do we get out of here? You are spy? OK, this game truly has a Russian accent. You see? You're still here? It seems to be so. Sure, man, you are. Show me papers. Unleash your sake, please. It's like papers, please. That's funny. Glitch is back, baby. I miss papers, please. Let's go back and play that game. That's a fun game. So long ago. I want a croissant. Jimmy's mom, croissant? Croissant? Are you going to understand what's going on? It seems to be more and more unstable. It's even raining croissant. How many different languages we got? How many times? Oh, no. Don't hack into the croissant. Into the croissant? There's so much to this. Oh, no. Oh, I want to shoot the cats. I want to shoot the glitch, baby. Shoot me the glitch, baby. Come here. Come here. How many different dimensions of the game? Back in time, all the way. This is cool. What? What happened? I think I went to sleep for a minute. Where are we? Is there? Is there? Are you here? If you're here, show me a sign. Show you us a sign. Why on Earth did you touch the bug? I warned you about it. I'm sorry. Look, we're not going to get us somewhere. Into a void. I don't know where. We're almost static. This place is very strange. What is it? Some kind of television? I don't know. Maybe we should not touch it. I'm not going to touch it for now. Don't worry, computer. Because this is where the video ends. This is where there truly is now a video. Because I've drank almost this whole thing. And I have to pee so bad. So now there truly will be no video, no game. There will be nothing left. Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. Carry on with your day. Learn. Grow. Expand your minds. Create something out of nothing. Because I will be gone. And there will truly be no video. But you, you can create when there is nothing left.