 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. That's Jake's thumb, and here's his mouth. Don't talk about my thumb. Jim, big weekend for us, dueling weddings. You were out in the Bay Area. I was outside of Knoxville. Love you, Knox Vegas. Good times. I had fun, yes. Zach? Thumbs up from Zach, off screen. Can we go to the sports? It was a big sports weekend. It's some people's favorite time of the year, sports-wise. Jimmy baseball's back. Come on. Got to be better than that. A lot of thumbs this episode. Wait till the next one. Baseball's back, Jim, and a lot of highlights. We're talking baseball. A lot of fun today, and every team won, except... The Baltimore Orioles. Boo. It's the only team that hasn't won a game yet. Boo. Be better. Make it better. Turn down the suck. A lot of people in new uniforms making impressions on the new fan bases. Chris Bryant dropped the ball. That Freddie Freeman hit. Come on. Shwerver hit a home run. Players, weather. Baseball's back. There's a lot of exciting stuff, Jake. I'm excited. What were you telling me? There's something about an almost a breakdown. It was like this viral video for us already, but it's a good video. We like, we made a friend. It's a really good video, and it's out of baseball game. Yes. And the guy's sitting front row, and he's got his beer can on the ledge, taking in the game, the action, enjoying it. And then all of a sudden a foul ball, slow-mo this sec, goes under and between the catcher's legs, the umpire's legs, bounces up, and then hits his can of beer so perfectly, he gets like a ring of foam across his face, and his reaction is immediate laughter. Just like 100% didn't think to have anything else, but enjoyment out of it. And then he goes, double thumbs up, double bow. I think when he put the beer there, he thought like, there's a 1% chance, there's a 1% chance this could get me, bang, flacked. Maybe he thought that the ball was gonna hit the screen, knock the beer into his hands, he was gonna chug it, spike it, instead he just got caught. In Knoxville, I'm just realizing this, I had a similar thing happen. I was at Starbucks, they were doing the foam, lady just cracked me and she goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And I was like, you kind of, you picked the perfect person, I was like, this is fun. You got foamed? I got foamed. How does that happen? I don't know, I think she's doing that, and it just like, wha! I was on purpose. Back with the sound effects. I'd never even heard, if you've gotten foamed at Starbucks, like leave a comment. Leave a comment. Because I think you might be the only one. I think you, if you've ever foamed someone at Starbucks. She thought she was about to get yelled at, and I was like, that was pretty awesome. Yeah, obviously. You cracked the right idiot. There's another reason people enjoy this time of the year in the sports world, and you look like you're wearing golf stuff. You've got your green jacket on Miz and the Maine. There's a lot of that around the golf courses. We actually have our own golf content out right now. Whoa, teaser. Sponsored by Miz and the Maine, who's also sponsoring this episode of the weekly dump. It's a double sponsorship, double sponsor. Tell us about the sports! Jim, your green jacket, Augusta Scottie Scheffler wins number one player in golf now, whole big deal. He's won four tournaments, 25 years old, he acts 50, he's kind of robotic. Same high school as Kershaw and Stafford, blah, blah, blah. What's that? Dallas Christian Academy of Sports? Highland Park. Highland Park, Bubba Sparks, booty, booty, booty. Tiger was out there, people liked it. It got cold for a day, golf. I saw a picture of Tiger putting the jacket on him. Yeah. Tiger looked rough. Yeah, I mean, Tiger was pretty beat up and then he got bitten in a bad car accident. I don't know. I don't know. No, I just meant like, his hair. Oh yeah, the hair's a conversation. Scott Van Pelt was asking Tiger to come home and just shave it. Yeah. He's fighting a bad fight. He's fighting a bad fight right now. I should dye my male pattern graying. What was that? It's a style. Tell me about the not sports, Jim. I slid my paper over here, I need to slide it back. Actually, was this you? In the not sports, a traveler? Okay. Zach, you're gonna like this one. This is a Zach story. Guys going through TSA with his cane, goes through security. Security says, sir, do you know that your cane is a sword? He says, no. I say, well, it is. He says, okay, you can have it. I didn't know that, sorry. Limped the whole way home. Do we have an age on this cat? Cause that really changes the story. Changes the story. Cause if he's 60 and above, awesome story. I think five zero was my, my threshy. Oh, here's the story. Got a cane. Did he need a cane? Yeah. Like if this dude has no limp at all, of course he knew the sword was a sword. Dude, there's a quote in here from TSA that's like, be more boring. Some carry on items may be prohibited even if they appear to not be like a cane with a hidden sword. I had a, I bought a cap gun at Pirates of the Caribbean display in Disney. You loved cap guns. Oh, I loved cap guns. I hated cap guns. Why'd you hate cap guns? I don't like like loud noises. Oh, cap guns are awesome. You smell of them. They're a torture device. Can we order some cap guns in here? Next episode, bam, bam, bam. Boom, boom, I'll shoot you dead with a cap gun, Jake. With a cap gun. That clipped that. Oh, I'll shoot you dead. No, but I went to Disney. Replay that and clipped it. I went to Disney World in Paris, France. I got lost. It was scary. I got found. Better. I bought a cap gun. It looked like a real musket. When I flew from France back to the U.S., they went crazy about my backpack because it looked like I had a gun in there. And it was the same as a sword guy, accident. They hate that. I was like, no, no, it's a cap gun. And I cocked it back. Cause there's like two little things. And they were like, ah. One of the groomsmen gifts at the wedding. No, no, I was an eight year old boy with a cap gun. He got personalized brass knuckles cause our friends kind of an idiot. And he thought like that was cool. And then we're all like, we all flew here. Can't take these on a plane. He's like, yeah, nice. Thanks, dude. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee from last year that didn't know it was this year. And then we just found him here. It's Kevin. It's Kevin. The last base talking baseball award I gave out was Orioles Twitter. So we're having fun. Cause they were being funny. Silly. And I said, hey, whoever runs the Orioles Twitter account you're hired. You want a job here. You're welcome. He didn't hear that at all. No. But he does now work here. We hired him. And we were like, ha ha. That's so funny. And he was like, what are you talking about? Doesn't care. Don't listen to you guys. A little bit of a weird guy. I like him though. He likes Phoebe Bridgers. I've got a brand new bicycle. That's not her. We're back in five. That was a weekly dom. Today's episode was brought to you by Mizan and Maine. They're shirts that make you look good and feel good, machine washable. So you don't have to wash them in your sink with hand and soap and scrubbing tools. You just put them in the machine and wash them like all your other clothes. I repeat. These shirts are machine washable. You do not have to send them to the dry cleaner. They can be washed in your machine. Whether you're working from the golf course or taking conference calls in the courtyard, we've got good news. 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