 Whoa! Oh God, don't scammer like that. There's another one. So quickly too. Because this came out another year later, they were like, fuck it. Again, who are the creators of this one? Is it the same team or is it a different thing now? Different director. Lee Winnell worked on the script, I think, for the first three. But I think this is Darren Lynn Bowzman director. Mm. Yeah. What's he done? Well, he did some other saw movies. But the only other thing I was about to say, yeah. Shut the fuck up. I'm the smartest and the toughest. I will find a hole and fuck it. That's the only, like, notable thing he's done outside of saw. This one might be one of those ones that I'm a bit blank on, in terms of the very specifics. I remember Donnie Wolbig. I don't know why that sticks so hard in my memory. And I think it's just because of the fact that you can really see Mark Wolbig's pieces in his face. Is that like a brother? Yeah. And his big fucking forehead. It's just funny that if you're the lesser of your brother and his favorite brothers, you would toss you into a fucking soul movie, I guess. There's some Donnie Wolbig in, like, the movie with Tom. The TV show, Tom Selleck. Like, there's only been on that for, like, 10 years. The fact that none of us have any idea. No clue. Are you talking about blue bloods? I just like, when you Google for Donnie Wolbig, the first thing they list is singer and not actor. Why? Step two. All I'm saying is Donnie Wolbig had consistent work. So, you know, maybe he's not making as much money as Marky, but he's doing all right for the film. Oh, so you agree with everything I said? Cool. Yeah, I'm just trying to emphasize that by pointing to his. Look at many years. He's dead to get consistent work for you. I just don't know if anybody knows what you're doing. It's like good work television, you know? It's like in America. He's doing great. Everyone knows that Donnie Wolbig at his adventures. Yeah, he was in the perks of being a Waldo burger. Blue blood television. For the last decade, it's pretty consistently been in the top 20. The last few years, it's been consistently in the top 10. You see how none of us recognized it? What is blue bloods? I've never. Yeah, that's me as well. It's about an alien race of police officers that have blue blood. And that's how you can tell that they're aliens. Or like the blood is still in. It hasn't been oxygenated yet. And what I will say, and we did this for Final Destination, it's like, where would you take a sequel to that movie? Is the idea like, should we just do it again? Another room, another set of characters, another similar thing, similar payoffs, but different people, different time limits. Well, they already, in Saw 1, they showed different traps that he's done before. So you just keep expanding on that idea. This premise has legs for cheap horror movies. So you're running with those, I assume. I would probably just go with more different traps. Better detectives, maybe. Better detectives. Brags, I'm going to let you know. No. Oh, no. Why don't we just say tap was one of the good awards? OK. In the eye. By the way, how much budget did this one get after? This one was four million. Oh, they quadrupled the budget. Wow. That means it'll be four times as good. Yeah, four times more. The stakes are raised. It's more epic now. Go, Saw 2. Oh, look. Booking machines. They've got their new logo. That looks cool. The game, the lions. Yeah, they changed their mind on that one, didn't they? Yay, just pictures. You already said that. Darren Lyne, Baus main. Lin. Yeah, noted man child, Darren Lin Bausman. Is he a man child? Like he's an immature or he's small? I might be making the compilation at some point. He's got a baby brain. Oh, this isn't great. Oh, my eyes fucked up. Oh, I remember that contraption. How embarrassed are you? Well, with the reverse bear trap kicking off, they probably like, let's try another one. Give people like this. Yeah, that one was a hit. Yeah, let's try a reverse, reverse bear trap. This is an eyed maiden. But yeah, yeah. Reverse, reverse, reverse. Dude, the way these videos start, he's like, oh, hey, I didn't see you there. Hello, Michael. I want to play a game. So far in what could loosely be called your life, you've made a living watching others. Society would call you an important, a rat, a snitch. I don't think the nails should be folding in like that. I was about to, yeah, it doesn't make any sense for them to be centered that way. The device around your neck is a death mask. A death mask? Oh, shit. That's a great name, bro. It's like a metal band. OK, man. If you do not locate the key in time, the mask will close. Think of it like a Venus fly trap. Yeah, see, they wanted to do it again. I am going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key. So listen carefully. It is in Boston, Massachusetts. You have four minutes to get there. It's right before your eyes. Live or die, make your choice. Yeah. Your reverse speed is my trap. Oh, you clearly don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't do that. He legit has one minute. Could you guys do it? No. I don't think so. I would die. God, it's so like, I don't know if I could do it. I just. Yeah. I have a thing about eyes. If I, if I was confident that I had to, I could do it. But I would be too busy psyching myself out over like, do I really have to do this? Yeah, I couldn't do it in a minute. I think genuinely exactly what he's doing here is what I would do. I'd be, I'd do everything up to the point. Yeah, I guess you kind of have to use the scalpel. I'm like, is there a way to like pop out my eye without the blade? Some people can do that. Oh, geez. My eyes. I'm not even looking. Epilepsy. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. Well, what if you put your arms up there? Could save you. I don't know how much pressure there is. It's not like hydraulics. You know the toolbox? What if you put the toolbox vertically across it? Can you see what I'm imagining? That's only what I would be doing in that situation because you have all this metal pieces in the chair and stuff. If you put that in it between it, it would. Yeah, it's just like spring loaded, right? It's not like hydraulically powered. So it should be fine. Let's go, Daniel. Wow, he really does look like you. You can see it. You can just see the DNA. You didn't even have to tell me who that was. I knew. We're going to press charges, you know. My mother gets to keep custody. I get to take you into custody. You can tell that there's a higher budget because they're like outside. Oh, he's going to get afford to go outside. They actually closed down a street for like a day. Why is it you coughed when you're seven? It's called being a father. Trust me, you're better at being a cop. I think I should go back to mom's. Well, they go. Yeah, maybe next time. Where's that chain? Not. Oh, I was about to comment. It looks like a 2005 thing where that's what cool guys would wear. He's got a monocle in his pocket. Hey, it's Daniel. Leave a message. Sorry about yesterday. I'll be right there. What do you got? He moves a machine. It's nice to see Diz is alive and well. She was way cooler than the other person in Starship Troopers. She was way cooler. Oh, yeah. That is true. And I think the movie is vaguely aware of that, though. Yes. Because it was super lame. It's just like, man, you were cool. Crispy. Crispy. I don't know. I don't know. Detective Weimes, why did you say that? It's just like it reminded me of cooked meat. I know that in context it isn't, but it just looked. You get about delicious fried chicken right now. Oh, my gosh. It's his calling card. I'm hungry. What if it wasn't his calling card? He just keeps talking to people who cut the jigsaw pieces out of themselves. Oh, yeah. He's going to have the coolest skin puzzle when he's done. How come they never do that in these movies? He's trying to kill 500 people. We don't know why. Once we get to Soul 15, I think, is when they're going to reveal the jigsaw piece to the sort of connection. There is a movie where a killer tries to recreate the body of Jesus with the parts of other people. I forget what it's called. All the victims were 33 years old, the same age as Christ when he died. The guys rebuilding the body of Christ. Perfectly reasonable. You want to list the possible suspects? Grab a phone book. The cause of death here. Never was that list down just a little bit. Surely you agree that this is a skilled setup. Look close to Detective Matthews. And what? Detective Dave Matthews. Oh, from the band. Yeah. It's amazing that they got a whole band full of people named Dave Matthews. There could be more than one Detective Matthews. They need a flashlight for that. Hello, Michael. I want to play a game. He's more like I want to watch a game play out. Yeah, his role. I want a referee of game. What good of a loser? You and that guy have a lot in common, Kerry. We like playing games with people. I'm not the one taunting you. He is. Doesn't mean I have to take the bait. I'm a serious cop. Don't scare us and shit. Yeah, he got a tie. I don't have partners anymore, Kerry. I forgot that we're not partners. What about the fact that this guy wrote your fucking name on the wall, huh? Why did you stop being a cop? How's Mark doing? Everyone keeps asking me about Mark. Look close to Detective Matthews. Look close to Detective Matthews. And then before I know the location. Do it. You say you know the location because you've been there before? He's doing this editing, too. A U-jigsaw? He's like, no. U-jigsaw? Have you been there? I thought your case load was big enough as it is. It is. This music is so weird. It's hard. This movie's been a little weird so far. It tries a little too hard to be like more legit of a movie in ways. Yeah, that's what I was told. It's trying to be an episode of long order. Do this. That's really easy to knock that door down. Yeah, it wasn't locked. Go, go, go, go, go, go. This is why appeal. They just wanted to do it. Why is that? But can you see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I want to play it. Still want to play a game. He ends up delivering it like labely. I want to play a game. I would like to play a game with you. There's just a frog in his throat the whole time. Are we walking into the cage, sir? Don't do that. Maybe get better eyes. Move quickly. Don't look for traps. You think they would have brought a squad in? Oh, Jesus. Oh, he's going to turn the money. Don't you do it now? Don't you laugh at me? Congratulations. I'm insecure as it is. Oh, wait, what? How? I don't understand. What was that? I couldn't tell. It looked like he pushed out the broken ankles or something. Oh, god damn it. Oh, my goodness. It's all electrocuted. They're in trouble. Everybody set off the traps. Everybody run in, flail around. I like the idea that Jigsaw was like, wow, I could have just killed all of you. Toss a grenade and you're done. Maybe we should go around, sir. No. That's the last thing he would expect is to go straight forward. Stop. Hi. I'm afraid I can't do that. I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave. He's in a wheelchair? How'd you know my name was Dave? I'm afraid I'm way too high. Did they ask why he's doing that voice? You don't have to do that cringe voice with us so we can see you. Does the puppet have a name? I think the puppet's name is Billy. James won. He had a fascination with puppets and he created another film called Dead Silence, which nobody remembers because it was bad, but that was a more like, oh, Killer Puppets kind of movie. And it was just kind of shit. Why does Jigsaw have a puppet? Because the director likes puppets. That's all we got. That's it. That's literally why. God damn it. And pig masks, I guess. Oh, yeah, we all love pig masks. I understand that. Who doesn't? Well, I don't think there's any booby traps. I mean, that means nothing. I don't know. That actually does. He'll be electric. He could be electrified. Yeah, that's turned on as well. It's like, oh, that might have done something. You fucking I'm sorry. The fact that they're not looking down for tripwise at all is driving me nuts like after. Yeah, after what happened. Clip Jigsaw's like, oh, I should have said the thing. Yeah, I should have set way more traps, dude. These guys suck. My god. He's got big brother. He's the biggest big brother fan there is. Yeah. I think that's my son. Oh, nice. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, holy fuck. The master gives it away. What the fuck is that? Put your son Daniel, you remember him, don't you? Is your brother Mark, you remember him, don't you? What is he doing on that fucking monitor? I would imagine that he's cowering in a corner with a look on his face. Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no. No, Eric, wait. He is cowering in a corner to his credit. How did you know that you son of a bitch? He has about two hours. And he begins to bleed from every orifice he has. All of them? Every orifice? Oh, so that's a hassle, too. Oh, here he is. He's in a safe place. Oh, another clock. I remember that. Everyone is more dirty than the other one. I remember clocks. It's really cool they brought time back. Yeah, time isn't good. I think it's a bit key jangly, but it's a bother. It's a big key jangly, but it's a bother. I need a book. Well, that's funny. OK, Jigsaw do a little trolling. That's what that was. Custom voice message. The most unbelievable thing in this movie is that an old person could figure out how to work with you. I do like the idea, though, that he was just like, oh, should I leave a message? Oh, that was great. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Daniel, could you tell me how to leave a voicemail, please? I have a great idea, but I don't know how to do it. Hey, wake up. She's still breathing. Somebody open the fucking door. I don't think anybody's listening. Somebody's listening. Oh, that's looking. Well, that's not the camera. That's looking, yeah. Those types of cameras don't have sound. Wow, what a nudge. We would never make that comment. Yeah, that would cringe. That doesn't mean he doesn't have microphones in there. That means we just have the N-word all the way around. This is what it means. It's like, everyone's wrong. You just wake up in a room and have no idea where you are. This is kidnapping. And the fucking music being like, oh my god, this is a kidnapping. He's like, look around. What do you think happened? Shut up. I hear something. Oh, hey. No. No. Calm down. It's her. Yeah, yes. Eagle Eye Viewers will recognize this as the character from the previous film Who Escaped a Soul Trap. What is this? Everything you need to know is on this. Hello. I lost the light. He seemed to level up B with this one. I think we'll be out here trying to nantitote. Several are hidden around this house. One is inside the safe. The numbers are in the back of your mind. Let the game begin. Oh, Axe is coming back too. He's marking this line again. Yay, they broke back Axe. Who is this? And how did you know where to find this? I keep thinking the guy in the tie is John Lovitz. And how funny it would be if it was actually John Lovitz. Oh, god. This movie instead. Do not attempt to use this key on the door to this room. Fuck this, man. Man, you're just going to orphanally defy the instructions on the dog. The notes are not to use the key. There you go. Oops. Oof. And it's funny, by the way, because he could have just tried the lock well disconnected from someone looking through the hole, you know? He could have just fired a shot and missed and be like, oh, OK. He's going to start talking right now. Who the hell is Jigsaw? He's a serial killer. No, he's not. He's testing us. He wants us to survive this. Oh, he's making it really difficult for us to do that. That's one of those things where he's like, does he? I don't know about that. Oh, my god, that sound effect. Oh, that noise. That was pretty obnoxious. They don't have to leave the building. They just have to leave this area. If you agree to that, then you will see your son again. I like this actor. It's great. You got to discover too late. Five minutes old school method. He's not going to respond to the phone book beeping. You know that. What is the phone book method? You just hit him with a phone book? You can't understand what's going on. Oh, OK. Jesus Christ, that was a shite camera. Don't you know, security camera footage always has to look like dog shit, because that's very helpful when you have to analyze it for crimes. All right, I'll hit him with a phone book, fine. Make sure to take your time off. Why are you taking those off? The key thing was actually just to fuck with him if they did it. Yeah, it looks like. OK. And that's definitely a way to set the tone for pay attention to my fucking rules. But see, I just, it makes me wonder, because shouldn't it be aimed at the key turning part? Because you can really, the odds of you hitting the person, it means they have to be looking through the hole at the same time, which is weird. Check that one. I don't know why you would do that. You're right. Wait a minute. Where are you going? I'm going to find an antidote. And I'm going to get out of here. You come up with the game plan. All right, I'm getting out of here. Just saying, man. The last time we didn't follow rules, the guy died. You know what I'm just saying? Last time we did exactly what you wanted to do an old way to horribly wrong. They should be bombarding that one girl with questions, just like you've been through this before. What can we expect here? I like that the one guy is just tidying up. He's just like, this picture is crazy. Oh, you just dropped your blood. You need that. There's some of the people back in. I wouldn't do that if I was you. You know what? Get on in for giving it a shot. Did the rules say you can't try a key on the door? I was going to say, why not? You should be thankfully doing this for you. Don't throw the fucking key. Why do you always do that? Oh, the key didn't work on this door. I'd better throw it away. I want to play a game. The rules are simple. What you have to do is sit here and talk to me. Listen, Jake saw a piece I cut from my subjects was only ever meant to be a symbol that that subject was missing something, the survival instinct. Really, do you think that's fair with the fucking guy with a candle? He was survival instinct to kill him. Oh, man, is the same sick fucking bullshit that comes about two seconds into every interview I've ever done with 20 fucking people. I like how he thinks he's met a lot of people like Jigsaw. Yeah. He's like, every one of you is just the exact same. This is not the time to make those comments. You get as much information out of me as possible. Yeah, he's not a very good man. Yeah, he's very bad at doing the interrogation thing. Could you help me out here a little bit? Would you get me a glass of water? Are you fucking with me, Mr. Jiggy? Mr. Jiggy. Mr. Jay. Shake's all gone. So it's like literally the entire perimeter. So yeah, it's like a steel cage, but then there's a house on the inner parts of it. Well, we've established that the macho bullshit approaches and opening the door. The only door you know how to open. Doing something. Oh. Credit to Jigsaw for building an entire fake house being a cancer patient. Yeah, good job, man. I think we should be concentrating on that tape because that tape say we have more in common than we know. I found a door over here. I think we should hear out the black guy. He has some good ideas. Yeah, I know everyone forgot about that. The sack of this door. The door that opens. Wow. No, stop making sense. We got to do gory trap things. Seriously, I would just be like, I'm so glad that someone else is willing to just charge forward because I've never fucking walked anywhere in this place. You don't all have to go down there. Yeah, it could be like the home alone house. Just have some people wait up thought. Why are you all going down? Yeah, they're all going down. They're scared. Maybe Jigsaw is an aged up Kevin McAllister. He changed his ideas. Film theory. Oh, no, Obi-Wan. We're our only hope. That was Obi-Wan too. Is this a visualization of what Disney did to Star Wars? What the fuck is it, Obi? Obi. It's my name. Hello, Obi. For years you have burned those around you with your lies, cons, and deceits. Inside the device in front of you are two antidotes. One is my gift to you for helping me kidnap the others. The second is yours to donate. This is what Obi-Wan would be like. Why'd you tell him that, dude? Did you hope what that makes it for me now? They're all looking at me. I might die before I even start the trap. What does that mean? I'll kidnap the others. How would I know? Oh my god, it was Obi who kidnaped her. He just goes, nah. You're crazy. He would have done the same. I didn't know what I had to do. I'll give you a choice, dude. You got five seconds to get us out of here. I don't know the way out. Bullshit! Guys, geez. Wow. Can I have more than five seconds, please? Two antidotes in the back of that oven. We're wasting time here. He kidnaps me in the middle of the night! Yes, we have poison in this. We know that, Pa. I'm sorry. We've got to move on from it. Right now, you're going in there. I'll kill you while you stand. You're going to threaten me with a knife. You may as well cut me a little. What? Okay. You're weird, dude. Oh no. Sorry, I knocked over that bin at a very dramatic time. I apologize. I guess I'm going in there to get those needles. Should I get one? If you grabbed those two antidotes, I would still be like... I don't know if I want to inject that. Yeah, you have to trust that what's in the tapes is accurate. Which is also... I don't know if I could trust that. Even with the gun thing, I feel like you can't necessarily trust the tapes. Also just saying, can someone stand in a way that if the door was to shut? Maybe you could make sure it doesn't shut. I am crawling into an ideal. Thank you, Wabi. I actually believe that he had more than enough time there to stop it from closing. And I think the big guy would definitely have tried. If there was that much resistance in the chain, you wouldn't pull it all the way in. No. What is this connected to? He's got two antidotes, guys. Oh, he's got to twist that. Got to twist it up. Righty-tady. Put the coat down on the bottom and give yourself a little more time. The longer you wait, the more it's going to just go twist it. Come on. Also, dude, the amount of smoke that would have been going by now is like, you guys are going to need to get out of here, too. Oh, he looks like he's in pain. Guys, we're coming over here. He's burning. Wait, what are you saying? There's a door over here. There's a window over here. Guys, there's a window over here. We're coming over here. The way he said it. Dude, be strong, man. Use your bat. There's a baseball bat. You have the bat. Use your bat on the window. Did no one look around the whole thing before we... Did you crawl in without examining it thoroughly? Oh, my goodness. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not going to be quite enough, is it? So what was he supposed to do exactly? I guess he had to twist off the knob. Which I'm sorry, but I think I would have braved the fuck easily out of the fire to twist that knob. A guy who had just cut himself on the throat to prove how cool he was. He was kind of a little bitch about the fire. Crispy. Did the antidotes get destroyed there? I guess so. That's the implication. They've all accepted that, yes. I'm not wasting time. We are doing exactly what we should be doing until the tech team gets here. What's taking him so long? What do you think the cure for cancer is, sir? It's not killing and torturing people for your old sick fucking pleasure. I've never murdered anyone in my life. That's... Yeah! They all had tons of opportunities. That's the last thing you said to him before you left him. Oh, my God! How did you do it? I meant, like, not go forever. I meant go... Is it blurry now? This shot is... Yeah. This shot feels like it was from really far away and they zoomed in. Some shots in this film that are very clearly cropped out of, like, larger shots. Yeah. They're right here. Wow. Clock is ticking. Yeah, I like that one. That one, too. And that one... They're all blurry! They're just using the blurry camera now. They're putting batteries in the good camera. Oh, we're back. That's... I never killed anyone. Oh, remember that guy? I mean, you could not be evil. That's, like, fixing you in a way. Yeah, you could be trying to keep out there first. You said he hasn't murdered anyone. What do you mean? Oh, yeah, that's true. I should have remembered that he said that. I've really driven myself to suicide. That's a great line. He's such a killer. Oh, okay. I think he's dead. No, don't pull it out. That's bad. You want to leave that in? Yeah, I think he's dead. But to my amazement, I was alive. No, you were dead. No, you were... I mean, I'd be pretty embarrassed to do, I guess, in my matters to survive all this. And I was determined to spend the rest of my days testing the fabric of human nature. He needed a better moment of awakening, not just that his car crashed. And he's like, you know what? That was a bad idea. His car crashed when I tried to kill myself. Surely it should have been something that involved him having to do something really rough to live. Because if they're arguing, yeah, you had to pull that thing out. It's like, I don't even know if it looked like... He probably should have kept that in. Yeah, you absolutely should have kept that in. Yeah, never pull out. That's the lesson. That's the lesson I thought Saul would teach me. Where are you? No. No, we don't have 15 minutes. We need that location to the video feed. What are you guys doing? Amanda, you said you survived this, right? Yeah. Maybe she never went back to using, but she cut herself. Maybe the thing gave me incredible fucking trauma. And I don't know how to deal with jigsaws like, oh, so you need to go in another trap. It's like, no, maybe I should make therapy. Therapy. More traps, more traps, more traps. Oh my God, don't sneak up on me like that. We found a door. Did you find something upstairs? Did you find something as though you should have fucking been looking up there already? It's like the first thing you do in the video again. Let's just eat a flash to stay alive for longer. Yeah, I think she's been in the poison air a lot longer than the other people. Well, she just goes, she can't handle the siren, you know? There she goes. She's just the most attention-starred. Oh no. This is how we cough. Oh no. Blood. I like that that's like strong piss and coughing. You never skip lung day. Why is he so eager with everything you've seen? Everyone thinks he's an idiot, but he's just going to keep doing it. You should be looking. Wait, why was this door the one that he said? Are there no other doors in this whole house hallway? Ah, there you go. The one they try to open the door that shot someone. That's what I'd be worried about. Opening this door to kill you, not that it would start a trap. Oh my God, it's a pit of squalor. They totally would have moved that as well. Oh, look at this thing we just noticed. Guys, what? I believe this was the thing everyone remembers this movie for. This is like the money shot of the movie basically. He's not as eager to jump in first this time. Because it's ouchy. So what I like about this is everyone's like, wow, that's so mean. How could you do that? I'm not going to stop you. Wow. Wow. Bounce, buddy. Why not lower her down gently? She's got to dig for a key. Throw her down some clothes or something so that she can protect her hand. Gross. Stop. I don't like it. You love heroin, don't you? Here you go. There's better ways to be doing this. There's a lovely bit of heroin. Yeah, they wouldn't stick it in that well. Well, I guess you could say that she's the heroin of this story. I get it. She's not going to eat. You've got things you can use to stir it around without using your hands. You know, you could throw more than one person as well, by the way, big guy. I'm not in this room anymore. I'm like, you're not throwing me enough fucking pit. Does anyone have a rake? Ah, do it again. Because you could wrap two t-shirts around your hands and you could use the bat to stir it around. Yeah, exactly. There are better ways you could be doing this. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hey, you're the worst. Yeah, actually. Fuck this. That was your fault. I love that he's that much of a... Big, muscly sausage fingers. He's that much of a shithead that he not only threw the girl in, but also fucked it up. Is it just me or do I get the vibe he's going to consider killing her? Yeah. But, like, why? Idiot. Why? Seriously? That's not nearly enough. Stop this bullshit! You didn't help. Yeah, that's what I mean. They're all kind of pieces of shit. Hey, I'm back. I'm feeling great. Hey, guys. I found it. Guys, guys, I found it more. I'm feeling a lot better, you guys. I hit a lot of screaming. I don't know what happened. Also, there may be more rooms. Get fucking going. Jail. You said you three had been there. Make it four. You know that conversation we started? That seemed to align with the tape really well. I guess we should finish that. We got to be written all over you. No. Never been. Let's talk this out. No. No, no talking. Did the kids lie about being in jail? I'm sensitive. Or it's a different thing to have in common. So if they all die before they even get to all the tapes, do you think Jigsaw's like, oh, man, I went really hard on, like, several traps and they didn't even get to them? They didn't see the confetti trap. Had a whole birthday cake thing. It was one with, like, an elephant. And a gender reveal trap. Where is this goddamn tech team? We'll be here any second. Is that all the dialogue we have for these scenes? Where's the tech team, everybody? I don't know where the tech team is. The tech team's all the way. Take a look at the clock. You need to stop thinking outside the box. Or his son is going to end up in one. He's relishing this. My god, he's jerking off right now. Stop that. I'm afraid I can't stop a detective. I'm enjoying this too much. See, that represents what's going on in this head. I don't know. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Go ahead. Destroy it. I will. I'm good at it. You can't stop me. What are you doing? Yeah, I'm going to do it. Go ahead. You can't get to me. I'm going to do it so hard. He's like, yeah, you're going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to use fire, dude. We both know the sort of person you are. The sort of person who guns down on an armed suspect. Uh-oh. He's a bad man. The person whose wife leaves him and whose son hates him. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Calm down. You waited me because I said the truth. Oh, wow. Your tech team's arrived. The traffic is back down the road. I'm sorry. Something I haven't told you, Eric. I'm done listening to you. No, you need to listen. He's like your only social teammate. Perhaps you could ask the people who are... We're listening on that walkie in there. If they could get it for me. And you were the one who planted all the evidence used How didn't they find this shit already? Have you guys just been standing around doing nothing? Yeah, literally, yes. Fucking hell. I can't do anything to the tech team. What is the tech team? They don't know how to use computers. Or drawers. Or drawers, yeah. Remember, the dumpers are at the back of your head or something. Why'd you do that? So we can look at the back of his head. Damn metal boxes. How do they work? Nice head, idiot. All possess the combination to the safe. Think hard. The numbers are at the back of your mind. Ew. Gross. Lucky you. Oh man. That looks like a lot more than just blood. You're coughing up your fucking lungs. You know, the others are scared of you. Good. I got enemies, man. And if they don't find me, they're going after the ones closest to me. You understand? No. No. Turn around. Are you gonna fuck with me? Uh-huh. Drop those pants. Nice. Right on the corner. Yeah. I don't really want to fuck them up. Get a knife. Knife. Knife. Knife. Knife. Ow. No inconvenient vomiting of lungs. Oh. Look, he's got his ass right there. Get a knife. Oh, that's not fair. Black guy was better than you chunky guy. Yeah. Absolutely wrong. He was used in his noggin. Suck. Suck, my dear. I'm guessing nobody heard this. No, everybody's just albified. They're also having very inconvenient vomiting. Did you need to kill him for that? Definitely not. Well, he's gonna turn around. But this is even gonna work out? Like, how are you gonna get the combination? Yeah, what's going on? His head was poking out. That's handy. Right, yeah. What are you doing with him? Bad Photoshop. Yeah, I was gonna say that was a photoshop. This is your father? Wait, you know him? Yeah. He's the guy who put me away. He set me up. Well, I mean, that's not his fault. That's not his fault. Oh, God, she's gonna come a zombie. Zombie. Ew, bro. Do the Harlem Shake. Have some composure, Jesus. With your body playing and holding your head that way, it just breaks your neck. Yeah, there's no, you're not helping. You're not supposed to do that to someone having a seizure. If you suspect someone is having a seizure, don't restrain or move them. What did he do? You two are on your own. Now we know what we have in common. Why is everyone shitting on me for something I can't do anything about? Yeah. Where are you? Oh, God. Just come here real quick. I'm not gonna hurt you this way. I'm just utterly directionless. Yeah, what's crazy about this is, like, how many rooms they haven't looked in yet? Yeah, they did not thoroughly explore. They didn't even, like, half. They're terrible. They're awful. They're all stupid. They're all idiots. You're not doing anything. I empathize with them, yeah. In the first movie, those two guys were working together a bit. And they got as far as they possibly could, the two in that room. They are all very bad at escape rooms. Is he memorizing these numbers? Because it might be difficult to hack onto all of them. That was a scene transition. That was a scene transition, but not a very good one. Oh, no. Probably should have hung on to that. What does the photo say? Because I had to step out for it. Father and son. They'll hate his dad, so that means they'll want to kill him, I guess. Don't run. I mean... Okay. Wait, they did the thing I told them not to do specifically. It's like, you broke my only rule. Okay. What was that for? Not like you needed that, because you were posing for that other photo. That's like a normal photo. It's a son, I follow. Really, the girl is the only one that's like, you probably shouldn't torture her, suspect. You motherfucker, where is he? This is just toxic masculinity. He's so limp. Every time you hit me, a device stimulates my prostate. Stop bullying me. It will make me cum. You know what? I kind of want to give him a point for that. Because when you just punch someone over and over again, I feel like they can take it better than breaking fingers. Well, you killed him. That guy's like 70 million years old. Yeah. Dying elderly cancer patients. Yeah, I was like, just keep doing the finger thing. You don't have to toss them around though. We don't want them to die. Oh, great. I found another door. You fucking idiot. Oh, my God. What? It was fine. Yep, she would have been absolutely fine. The only way, the only way that trap works is if you're on your own and you're in a complete, you're fucking moron. Like that's the only way it could work. You just, you just hold up all the things with your other hand that you're other than a season. If another person was there, they could just be like, oh, here you go. I'll open it. Didn't even hesitate, like examine it, like, hmm. She had the cure, it was right there. She spilled the liquid and then put her over her hand. She spilled it, that's what I was like. Yeah. She was going to drink it. She's just yanking on it like a moron. You know the guy who invented the Chinese finger trap? This is like his wet dream. Reach one hand in further, hold the other blades with it, pull your hand out and then do the same thing in reverse. Yeah, she could probably still get out of it herself. Yes. That's the way slowly. This trap only works for this very specific moment in the story for this specific character. You're just bad at... Yeah, I'm just like, you're so stupid. Oh my god. How'd she... Oh jeez, look away. It really isn't necessary. That's just not a stylistic choice. I appreciate it. Are you guys going to help her? No, they assume she's dead. Hey! Fucking carriage slam. Open your mouth. Come on. You have to open your eyes now. I can't speak. Okay, I'm over. Oh, so they stopped caring? Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? I'll do detective stuff now. They were just staring it like a blank screen. That logo? It was just the logo. Logo, yeah. Police. That's a really nice logo. Yeah. How do we get out of here? No fucking way. Bang! That room was an elevator. They're going to be men outside. And nobody noticed. Maybe if we go to it and point our guns down. Contact your men through the radio. Tell them there's an elevator coming down. Don't let them escape. We've got luck. They hacked the mainframe. Oh my god, the tech team. The tech team, everyone. One minute after. All right, they left. Oh god, they're doing it again. Similar driving sequence. In a garage. Another transition. It swoops to the other way now. Go tech team. Enhance. The transitions just get crazier and crazier. Yes. Kerry, we've got a lot on the house. Two, three, seven, zero. Got it. Where to? No! Hey. What the fuck? I'm literally giving you the information. You don't need to hit me anymore. That's fucking random. Open the fucking door! No, I will not. You know what? I don't care. I'm not. No, I don't think I will. There's no way to go. Oh yeah, but you can't get in. Oh, poor guy. Oh well. Yeah. I will not. You can't even get a hand through and then you can just fucking whack it. Oh, you can do that again. Yeah. How did that work? Yeah, that's something. Come on. Man, what is it? It's a door. Yeah, I don't think that's going to hold the door. Shit, it's locked. Wait, it's locked. Yeah, hold it out back to me. Go back to the door. Go back to the door. Go back to the door. He's going to get in. What are you guys doing? Come on. Go back to the door. Yeah. Key, the one we found with the tape recorder. Where is it? Fuck. What is that last? No, what have you got to do? What are you doing? What have you searched for the key? No, she has to sit there by the side. You do it. Go to the fucking door. Oh, man, I'm not feeling so good, honestly. You mind if I wait in the car? You're going to need this key. Now, what would you plan if this did back out? Okay, so with everything you've learned about this man and his traps and how much he fucking hates you and he said game over, you might want to be careful. I'd go with you, but, you know, the cancer. Where the hell are we? Run! Run! Man, man, man. Wait close enough. We're going to get to the music again soon enough. We are pretty close to the dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner. I'll look at him. I'll look at you. I'll look at you. Kerry, we're in the house. I repeat, we're in the house. New sergeants, repeat, cannot appear. Oh, my God. Look at the poopy heart. Somebody cleaned out the toilet. We dropped back poopy heart. Oh, geez. I'm going to kill your husband now, man. God doesn't want us to come through our chains. Yeah, I watched the movie. Music. We're about to get some revelations, everybody. And then he's like, wait, why was I chasing you? Where am I? He's gone. What's the matter? I don't want us to know where in the back of the pool. You could just ask. Yeah. Yeah, how are you going to see your own other idiot? There's no reflective surface in the whole house. Yeah, but you'd need two mirrors. Are you going to cut it off himself? Tell me what it is and I won't kill you. If you didn't try to kill them, you could just ask. Yeah, we're just such a dick. If he hadn't revealed us what he wanted, he could have just casually been like, yeah, is there anything on my neck? By the way, while he's doing this, you should cut him. Yeah. Yeah. While he's cutting himself up, you should cut him. No, no, shake your head. He's cutting a little too wide. It's kind of like the first movie with the cutting of the leg. It's so much, so much. And then they're flashing all of the deaths in a second. Oh, gosh. Ow, ow, ow. He just covered him blood. Oh, he cut that really well, though. Yeah, he did. He just put it up there. Oh, he was dead. Oh, he's dead. Oh, there you go. He never ran. Oh, geez, wow. I like how they didn't attack him while he was cutting off his. Yeah. That would be the time to do it. They waited for him to finish. Goodbye, Meathead. Yeah, I don't feel bad about killing you, actually. You're kind of crazy. I still cannot see you, Sergeant. Every time they move their gun, it makes the noise. All clear. We need another tech team. We need another tech team. Oh, no. It happened a while ago. Carrie, we're in the wrong fucking house. The right house at the wrong time. Well, wait. They weren't implying it was the wrong house. Were they? No, because it is the wrong house. It is the wrong house. It is the wrong house. No, no, no, because wait, wait, wait, wait. It is the wrong house because... I think it is the wrong house. Yeah, Donnie Wolberg is in the correct house. Because he's in the right house. So that means there is literally a dummy house. Yeah. I just assumed that obviously wasn't the case. I know, that's the... Me, too. I didn't remember being a dummy house. I thought it was just the house earlier or later, you know? Fuck, he actually made a whole... There's two of them, but then one of them is reinforced with steel. Jigsaw's a busy guy, okay? He built a dummy house. That could be a pig man. Oh, it looks like it. He's gonna go... Monster noises. Oh, you have AIDS now. You have pig AIDS. Oh shit, he has a gun. Oh shit. He has a gun. Dude, he totally could have fired, and that would have fucked this person's life up. Yeah, guns have a tendency to do that. So if more than one person came in here... I would expect this to date, by the way. Ooh, it was safe. So exciting. I would also expect a bomb inside it. Oh god, a dummy's people want to live. Don't forget to cock your gun. The only competent people on the team. Well, it only talks if you move it quickly left or right, and then magically. See, had he just been chill, everything would have been fine. Should have just listened to Jigsaw. The lesson was about patience. Yeah, this guy's not patient. This is a great way to teach patience to someone. I just like the idea that he goes... Although he never does learn. It was about patience, I see. Because he doesn't know that... Yeah, he's not gonna know. Yeah, there's no lesson here. Wait, what do you mean? He's not gonna make it? Accidentally hits record, wipes the thing, and he's like... Exactly, that's... I wonder how many people actually know how to work these devices now. See, it's still two, because they applied the music twice. They have two reveals. Oh, has she, like, become, like, his weird fucked-up disciple, lady? The big reveal here is that he couldn't have been doing this all alone, right? Yeah, he built one house, and she built the other house. Do you think when he was watching this happen live, he was like, Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! No, no, no, no, no. That's not true. That's selfish. That's selfish, actually. That's legitimately just not true. What do you want? He wants us to survive this. I wanna play a game. It was a funny thing to cut back to. When you have to do a sit here and talk to me. What? It's like flashback overkill. This is, like, a worst-case out of it. Yeah. Don't you get the point? He's a silly guy. Twice as many flashbacks. What was... What was Jigsaw's plan if that crazy guy caught up with him? Or, like, just did something that he didn't expect? He just fucking knifed the shit out of Amanda. What the... He would have told him something different, I guess. I guess he would have told him what the different plans are. Yeah, different plans. He had a plan like this, and to tell you... When I screwed up, your son is dead. Sorry about that. But anyway, he's dead. Oh, my God. She was the dead. She was the dead. She did it. You can rage that. You can definitely rage that. That's not even... You can absolutely rage that. Try harder and you can try harder. You need to try slightly harder. Oh, hey. Use your shirt. Game over, man. Game over. Oh! I hope with every move we just get an extra corpse in that room. And it's just a pile of corpse. The snow most cures my kids. Wait, the spring's been smaller. Oh, it's... Yeah, that's weird. That's not a very good... He's stuck in the abyss. It's not a good look. I wouldn't have gone. Did we win? Was that it? Now, play a cool song. Oh, my God. Do you believe in life after so long? Man, that was so fucking common, wasn't it, for this era of horror movies to just have, like, rock songs. Yeah, we did it. It's for the cool crowd. It's for the cool people watching cool horror movies. Oh, Donny... This is very cool, you're right. Donny Dolbyg. Wow. That was so... So yeah, for a movie that they made in, like, a fucking week, it's not bad. That's pretty terrible. I think it's way worse than the first, but I thought it was more entertaining. I think I'm not entertained by this. No, I don't think I agree. I enjoy the first one more than this one. A lot of people consider this one to be, like, one of the best ones. They consider it to be, like, in the top, like, one or two. If you go on the Saw Subreddit, there's a lot of people that really love this one. I find this one, like, in this weird zone, where it's not quite goofy enough and it takes itself a bit too seriously, but it doesn't work in the same serious ways that the first one did. This one, it's just... It doesn't quite hit the right, the perfect zone for me. I thought it was shit. I just thought it was shit, too. Yeah. I think it's pretty poopy. I guess it's described... It's like, it's trying to do the thing that Saw One did, very poorly. Like, they expanded their stuff, and they're like, very poorly. Like, they expanded their scope, which is not working. And, like, the more variable they've thrown in, the worse they've been able to handle it, juggling everything. Yeah, I don't know why they decided to put in, like, 15 million people in a house, and then... I know, because... Marketing. I don't know what to do with that. I think that's a cool idea. I think they wasted it with how stupid everybody is. I'm not even talking about how, like, each of them die in a stupid way. I mean, we barely got to explore the house! We barely got to explore the house. They handled some of the puzzles in a really stupid way. They didn't listen to the one guy who was being reasonable and, like, thinking it through. And some of the puzzles were retarded. I think, um... Yeah. They barely got to do anything. It's like, they had the same plot, kind of, in the first one, where it's like, we've got the Saw game, like, the main one, and we've got the investigation running. But there was no investigation. It was just them sitting around, waiting for the tech team to do it. I'll be honest with you, actually. And it doesn't mean to get out of the house. They didn't have any real effort to get out of the house. One of the most frustrating things to me about this film is that you... This is the film where Jigsaw gets to talk to someone who's involved directly with all the games throughout the whole thing, and they spend it on this character, a fucking idiot who just, like, only has one mode. He's just like, I don't believe you! Give me back my Saw! Rawr! That's the whole movie! Instead of engaging, yeah. He's boring as fuck. He breaks your fingers on what he's trying to do. Like, this is clearly a person who's trying to be methodical and has a plan for everything and has got this all worked out. Exactly. I'm gonna engage with him in order to get what I want. You need someone like the main detective in Mindhunter who's gonna, like, actually try to understand the psychology of this guy and maybe think something out of him. Yeah, you... You know, the first, like, act of the discussion, they try to manipulate them, and then the second act, they're, like, getting manipulated themselves and they get angry and they fucking up, and then by the end, they're getting close to actually understanding the whole point of this. But he was just angry the whole time, and then he eventually gets fucked over. Yeah, he was kind of a... he was kind of an idiot. Does that mean he's a shit-man character? He was a really unsympathetic character, yeah. You don't feel bad for him by the end of it. No, and that's, I think, a serious problem, especially because he's trying to save his son. It's like, you could have done this way better. A lot of horror franchises that exist, you kind of wind up just rooting for the villain anyway. You're like, I want to see this because of Jigsaw. You know, I want to see Freddie kill a bunch of kids, you know. Depends on what they're going for. Yeah, but you could have done that and simultaneously have interesting people to kill. Like, for example, I actually think that the... anybody from the house probably would have been more interesting to have talked to Jigsaw than Mr. Wolbig. He just like, oh, he's so dull. Very. Dina Maia, that's her name. My brain finally reminded me. I would have preferred that she talked to Jigsaw. She seems as a cop. Yeah, she was just in that more invested in actually doing a job. Yeah, sorry. She was in that cage the whole time just waiting for the tech team to arrive. Yeah, she kept talking about the fucking tech team. That might have been like the worst police protocol since Uvalde. She didn't accomplish much, you know. I think the police are shit throughout this series, because that's two for two now. Waiting for the tech team to do like a trace on the computer, fine. There was drawers they didn't even open. Exactly. They just stopped there. So Amanda was in on it. The door to the first saw bathroom was underneath the safe in the room at the very beginning. What if they went through there first? Like, what if somebody looked under the safe and was like, oh, there's clearly a handle here. Like, would there be antidotes back there? Like, what's going on there? Like, it's so weird. Think about as well, right? Like, the first door opens, they all walk into that main sort of hall and then one of them goes, I'm going to go upstairs and then finds that room that she got her hands stuck in. They go, oh, well, this is easy. I'll open one port with one. Like, you guys keep it open up at my hand and grab the antidote. That's a way more interesting story already that they have one available. Yeah, they have to decide who gets the antidote. Who gets to have it. Yeah. That's just an antidote in a box. That's an easy one. Yeah. I think it would have been like really interesting narratively if any one of them actually got an antidote before the end of the movie. Like, absolutely. None of them got an antidote. It would have been an interesting, like, social thing to explore. It seems obvious to make. Instead of having the whole stupid, honestly, waste of a cop subplot, it's just you used all that time to have the characters talking with each other. Absolutely. Like, they're not on such a strict timer. Maybe it's like, you'll die in days. You just have to all, it's like the social element is what you lean into. This is the first antidote. It will save your life. You have to decide who gets it amongst yourselves. Yeah, one for free would have been an interesting start. So this is something I didn't know and I'm reading on Wikipedia right now. This is fucking fascinating. Part of the reason why they were able to make it so fast is because the director, Darren Lynn Bousman, had completed a script for his first film, The Desperate, and was trying to sell it to studios, but was getting reactions that the script was very similar to Saw. And they turned the script for The Desperate an unrelated movie, like a lot of the deaths into just a Saw film. And we're like, oh, it's Saw 2 now, even though it wasn't really supposed to be originally. So there were modifications, and Lee Winnell obviously... I can't believe that, yeah. That's so funny. What was the point of the whole bit where the kid is the son of the cop that put them all away? They set that up like, oh, everyone's going to be real mad at him. And then one woman... Yeah, it's all lost potential. It's one of those completely lost elements. One of the several reveals that they are like, eh? But nothing happens. It doesn't go anywhere. Not really, no. And someone else, by the way, this feels like similarly to a lot of movies. It's definitely made by someone who's seen films before, but doesn't quite know how to do it. So, you know, like Black Guy, for example, he's like, I've got people I care about, and there are people out there who, if I don't show up and they want to kill me, they're going to go up to the ones I love. He's like quite level-headed. He's trying to solve this problem, and he's more interested in getting everyone out. And he just gets hit in the back of the head with a bat, and it's like, huh. There's nothing there. He gets hurt, yeah. Meet head guy. He's a bit unhinged and angry. Like, I don't know. I was about to say slut girl, but it's just because that's what the film did, right? He was like, you open your legs for anybody. But he's like, does anyone else characterize her? No, that's just what Meet Head said when he was annoyed. Where did he get that from? No idea. I guess that she's produced. No, he just made it out of it. And then you got just quiet girl. I got nothing for her. He's just there, and then she dies of the poison. Don't love it. He was dead. The math guy. You know? Like, there's just nothing. Cool I am. Oh, fuck it. Oh, well. There was Oven Man. He died. That was math guy. Yeah. Oh, okay. See? We're all ready. You fucking... You got cooked like meth. No! Oh my goodness. I struggled to get satisfaction out of it when they do the whole like, ha ha, had you in this scenario where your son's life is on the line, just done nothing, he would have been fine. It's like, how in the world am I supposed to fucking know that? What's that teacher? Yeah, yeah. How is that a test that you could expect someone to pass? There's no reason for him to believe Jigsaw. That's for sure. So like, the idea that he's just going to be totally compliant is... And like, how fucking shit that would be if Jigsaw was like, if you do nothing, it'll be fine. He goes, okay. And then they wait in the chest, the thing opens, and the son's okay. And he's like, that's great. All right, man. Yeah. It's funny to imagine. He knows Donnie Wahlberg's character so well. He's like, yeah, he won't do this. And that's kind of just makes it all fucking lame. Like, I just want to... Yeah, it's useless. He's not really teaching lessons. He's not really rehabilitating people. He's just kind of lying to himself and everybody else. Yeah, he's proving how smart he is. That seems to be the real thing here. It's just funny to be through with the whole, I've never voted anybody. Just like, yeah. Oh yeah. They say that a lot. And even like, if you look at some of the interviews with actors talking to media, it's like, I don't know if they really believe it, but they say it as if they believe it. They're like, oh yeah, and he's never really killed anybody. And really what kind of makes you think, like fucking Tobin Bell was saying this when he was promoting the video game. One of the things that they tried to do with the game was to try to keep it as true as possible to the Saw films. And Jigsaw, although there's some confusion about it, is actually not a killer. Okay, dude. If you watch the movies, you know that's bullshit. Yeah. When he's fucking seeping Sarin gas into all these people and they have to do like, it's just like, no, it's not really me. It's the gas. I didn't do nothing. Well, Saw 2. Yay, we did it. What a beautiful sequel. I'll tell you that that was not my favorite one. So I'm glad. I'm very glad that wasn't your favorite. I am also glad to hear that. All righty. Thanks for checking in now and watching video, everybody. Bye-bye. Thank you. Bye-bye. Next, I saw you next time. Do you think...