 Hello everybody, E here. Welcome back to another movie review. Today we are talking about old from M Night Shyamalan. I just not going to be a positive review at all so if you like the movie you might want to click away because I'm going to tear it apart. Also you need to expect spoilers throughout. I'll put up a spoiler card because the whole video is going to be a spoiler for the movie and all of it's relevant plot points. So if you haven't watched the movie and you want to watch it yourself definitely click away and you know watch it and form your own opinion but anyway we're just going to jump right into it. Old is about a group of people who are who receive a free vacation to this island setting and they are given a special outing to a secluded beach surrounded by rocks that you have to go through this I don't know this this crack in the rocks to get to it this trail and then once you get out there everybody starts aging. If you've seen the trailer you pretty much seen the movie other than of course the absolutely asinine twist ending. One thing I will mention and we're going to start spoilers right now so for those of you that who want the TLDW I absolutely hated this movie. I think it is Shyamalan's worst movie since Avatar. I am not an Avatar fan and even I hated the movie so but I didn't hate it because it was a bad adaptation of the source material. I hated it because it was terrible. This one I think is far far worse. The last I think the last Shyamalan movie I liked was The Village and only only so much did I enjoy The Village but I did like the the the creatures. Anyhoo so this group of people go out and they're all all these characters are absolutely one note you have the rapper you have like the Instagram model trophy wife character you have a doctor you have a nurse you have a lady who seems like her whole character development is she has epilepsy then you have a husband and wife who are on the rocks and their two kids the doctor and the model trophy wife they have a daughter also which which came to one of the most awkward not really sex scenes but one of the most awkward connotations I've ever come across. Let's go ahead and talk about that up front so the kids of course they age quickly the adults can't tell that they're aging because they're already older and the two I think six year olds end up having mentally six years old end up having sex and I know that he tried to explain this away by saying all their thoughts and everything were either is you know they were growing up mentally but yet they still acted like six year olds so I'm very confused about that all of their reactions were six year six year old reactions um but let's let's go ahead and and talk about all of the issues with the plot I am shocked beyond the pale that this movie got funding that someone read this script and said yes we want to make this movie um so here's the the hefty part of the spoilers um why don't the women have constant periods um it's they should be having one I didn't do the math they did it in the movie about how long every minute or hour was but they should have been having periods basically just bleeding constantly throughout the film because of the way the the biology works on this beach the way it speeds up the the body and you go through all of your growing cycles you go through all that stuff um why why why weren't they constantly having periods why wasn't that touched on I I don't know it could have been as easy as you know I guess passing out pads I I don't know but that was the first thing that I noticed the second thing is why didn't everybody have to eat every single minute why didn't they just blow through their food right off the bat um and to back this up the baby who who dies a minute after it's born that's from the coupling of the the two six year olds um it died because it didn't get the nourishment and care that it needed so why didn't everybody else just shrivel up and die damn near automatically there there's no explanation now there is an explanation um if I I'm just assuming here uh why the food didn't rot automatically and I feel that that explanation is because it was in the metal packaging because they talk about if they were put if they put themselves in a metal tube to get rid of the magnetization or whatever it is it causes them to grow old that they would have been fine um they even use this premise uh the two the uh the the brother and sister use this premise to uh to escape the the beach so I that's that's one plot hole that I've seen mentioned that I think has an explanation why didn't the food rot because it was in the foil packaging um the next thing and this one really really bothered me is how was the doctor able to kill the rapper also the rapper's name is mid-sized sedan moving on um so he he just he stabs him repeatedly but it was set up very early on that is soon and like when they remove the tumor from the woman as soon as they cut it heals automatically because you know it's it's going over such a period of time so why was the doctor able to stab the rapper to death I have I have no clue and since they didn't show the injuries that he sustained but even like a puncture to the heart would have would have healed automatically I mean it's even when they're doing the uh the tumor removal the guys are saying as they're holding open the wound that it's closing over their fingers also why didn't it just seal around their fingers I don't know um it just it keeps it keeps going like that there's so much to this movie so it's not even like keeping it a mystery it's not a mystery it's just bad writing it's bad storytelling um let's see here so the why didn't they need to eat um why weren't the women's having women's the women having constant periods why uh why was the doctor able to kill the rapper when everyone else healed automatically it was it wasn't a thing like cut and then you know wait it was cut and it automatically started to heal itself this movie is fucking terrible I don't once again I don't understand how it got made there's some green screen effects toward the end right at the end when they're showing the how the brother and sister escaped the beach that uh I I mean it's bad it's like ps2 bad kind of graphics uh where they're floating in the water and you see see the background it was absolutely terrible and then you have and I didn't even catch this one my buddy Josh did um how M. Night Shyamalan is over watching is watching sorry watching over all of them like the uh like the egotistical director he's the man on the mountain watching everything unfold um I thought that was a good point this movie is just utter crap and I don't want to sit here too much longer and talk about it but I was irrationally angry at this movie um Dan tried to tell me Dan tried to warn me and I was like I like to watch things for myself and we just sat there the entire movie talking about the horrendous acting that's another thing the dialogue is terrible the way the dialogue is read is terrible the reactions of the actors are terrible and this goes well beyond like that seen from the happening that everybody means uh with Mark Wahlberg uh if you if you've seen it you've seen it um I'm not going to recreate it here but it's it's it's bad the the acting is bad and these are good actors like Rufus Sewell I enjoy Rufus Sewell in everything but he was so over the top and unbelievable in this one it this is it's it's bad and I don't want to keep on harping on it so I guess I'm going to end it here this is the easily the worst M. Night Shyamalan movie so believe everything you've heard about the film um I I tell everybody to watch or read things for themselves but this time I really cannot recommend this to anyone whatsoever yet there are people who love the movie I don't know how but that's that's their own opinion and I'm completely fine with that if they're able to shut off their brain and just enjoy it for popcorn cinema I I'm fine with that because you know I enjoy the dark tower movie not as a dark tower adaptation but just as a popcorn flick I enjoy I enjoyed it um but anyways have you seen the tragedy that is old uh let me know down there in the doobly-doo whether or not you loved it you hated it you felt mad about it but if you felt any of those things explain to me in detail also if you would like to explain any of the points that I make uh why you think that these things were not plot holes please do so down there in the doobly-doo but until next time I have been E you've been you this has been another movie review I'll talk to you guys later bye bye