 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how you doing? James, Zach, the audience know too early for blood. Uh, I'm doing well, big weekend. We went to the Yankees game. It was your baby's first Yankee game. My little puppy. He liked it. Swear? Yeah. I ate buffalo wings at the game, and I'm never doing that again. What a mess. And tell him the other stuff you ate. I had two cookies and two brownies as well. I'm sad. Did you have any beer? No. Good job, man. Thank you. Good job. That's why I ate like a piggy. We also played against some world-class cricketers this weekend. Hey, show the wicket. And what else did we do? It was a sticky wicket on the pitch, and I was like, hey. Hey. It was. It was a sticky wicket. The Watched Yogueser. Did we say that now? The Watched Yogueser. I mean, 60 minutes to win it. Otherwise, one of us had to eat mustard. You're going to want to watch it. Don was with us. That's all the news about our daily lives, and now we're going to move on to the sports news brought to you by J-rock. The Ray Keon thing was not true. Jim, big sports weekend, baseball. We love baseball. Hey, Miguel Cabrera, 3,000 hits. Jim, it's one of the bigger feats of baseball. They keep showing the list of who's next to do it, and it's like, oh, nobody. So kind of enjoy it, because it's going to be a while. And then your guy, Angel Hernandez. Yeah, Angel Hernandez break down goal to love Angel Hernandez, but I also think he shouldn't be an umpire in the league anymore Yes, umpires union is embarrassing themselves. I'm pro union prunian But can unions not kick out people you'd like to think they could ah maybe not maybe that's the whole point kind of they should get They should Angel shouldn't up games. I'm not gonna say anything too out of line here, but Angel Hernandez should not ump games I'm working on the breakdown of it right now to probably be up before this episode comes up So go watch it again, and he knows that He has to know how bad he is he has to Jim speaking of bad Leading to good, which we should all hope for every day. What about this almost breakdown? Oh Almost a breakdown. Yeah, you've missed. They forgot the a in the middle of it. Yeah, he slipped away Eric Hala Had a penalty shot. Yes, and he skated past the puck. He missed it all together now This breakdown or almost a breakdown Resonated with me because I did this when I was in eighth grade and my Barrington red wings traveled up to Canadian to play against the Canadian boys and we were just getting our absolute Asses kicked shit pushed now mine wasn't a penalty shot but the puck was sitting right on center ice and I had a fast break and You know almost all of Barrington, Illinois got hope like we might get one here This is the one Jimmy's on a breakaway I skated right past the puck and the defender just got it and then they had an odd man rush because I was past it that Disney announcer does Jimmy's on a break away. Yeah. Yeah, that was nice Anyway, anyway, he forgets the puck then he turns around grabs it and takes a penalty shot mighty ducks Charlie Conway Circle the puck three times goalie never knows what's coming Truly do think this messed up the goalie a little bit because the goalie and his head was like wait Is that allowed? It's the pitcher holding their leg up. It's a hesitation. It throws off your routine I scored otherwise. We're not talking about this. No guys scored You pet You're down. Just hearing the heartbeat of the table. Thanks draft Kings. Thanks draft Kings I bet we'll talk about more sports. You want me to talk about you want to talk? It's in your jacket To be fair. I hate you to also be fair. I dodged. Yeah, you think you did dodge it was bad Dodge this one. I Shot the ball right out of his hand. Have you ever seen that? Don't I have a gun holster down there. I knew you were reaching into your shirt for a gun. Yeah, you know That was awesome. Uh, not as awesome. This red wing Zamboni driver gets fired for peeing in the ice Yeah, Al Sabatka, which is I think the name from the wire you have to work in hockey or vodka if your last name Sabatka or The shipping center in Baltimore is a show Jimmy Al Sabatka 68 years old says he's been working for the Red Wings for 51 Which means he started his career at 11 years old 17 you can't do that. This is an angel hernanda situation. Yeah, he's unfirable 51 years 51 years. What is he gonna do? And that's what he said. He said I what am I I'm so sick of looking at the TV What am I gonna do? I've been working for the Red Wings since I was 17 I need to know so it says on February 2nd when the incident took place another employee saw him. Who's the rat? Going back to the The not sports gym. This was a story that you said you were super close to West Minster College a liberal arts college in Salt Lake City is Offering a porn class film 3000 porn it's worth two credits and they're gonna watch porn in class and Talk about the sexualization of race class and gender as an experimental Radical art form and a bunch of Mormon boys are gonna just come their pants So I've taken this class unaccredited and I'm excited for the people involved. I think um, what have you learned? Oh What if I learn, you know, it's probably to the weekly dumbest quick show We don't if the first day in this class. Yeah, anybody sitting in the seat next to them Right, you gotta end the class like if everyone goes in there and there's just a gap of three seats It's just the most spread-out class you've ever seen Well, you are just now a movie theater in Los Angeles in the 1960s. I think you could do that in class Play the week dog I know I bust this out here in the week play the week Yeah, like we stood in against cricket pitchers that were thrown very hard. Yeah, like full-blown cricket at us Yeah, it was scary. It was scary because you couldn't really see the ball as well and I Put some in play. Yeah, I watched the one where I'm just scared. Yeah, and it's funny That's a shot in cricket more so pitching to them like I tweeted out yesterday And I'm swinging at balls that are just like a baseball Like you would no one ever swing at right is pretty funny different zone discipline. So we're the employee of the week No employee of the week. Oh, that's what it says here cricket players shout out to the cricket crew major league cricket crickets crickets Major league cricket is coming to the US the sport and the animal. It's gonna be a team near you final shot final shot. No There's a weekly Hey baseball fans It's time to step up to the plate with DraftKings Sportsbook an official sports betting partner of Major League Baseball New customers can bet just five dollars on any team and win $200 in free bets if you get it correct Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now use promo code John Boy bet just five dollars win two hundred and free bets promo code John Boy at DraftKings Sportsbook and official sports betting partner of Major League Baseball 21 plus restrictions apply MLB trademarks used with permission see show notes for details It was loud. I yelled at you. This is how much I hate loud noises I I genuinely that one was right in my ear I had a conversation with Jess this weekend because she did like an obnoxious sneeze like a It was too loud and I was like Jess. I don't do that. We're for life. I don't do that