 Hello, and welcome to John Wick everyone Catch up John Wick episode of the EFAT where we covered it for once finally letting everyone know what we think John Wick quattro The one where we were like hey action movies aren't allowed to be fun. That's what we said. That was our thing That's right. That's what we said and we're sticking to it. We got away with it, too We're still alive and kicking still sharing opinions. Can you believe it? Oh? What we're gonna do now is check out what? Peeps had to say messages that were sent Catching up on them getting that done and done so so and then we can finally forget about John Wick for forever Until five comes out. John Wick is back John Wick resurrection the final chapter part one point one Because it'll be the director's curtain. It'll be really loaded. It's Yes, it's for a computer game update 1.1 is out Well, if the first message says going for D&D, let's see how it goes Just like in D&D movie. Yeah, they're gonna go see I've heard. It's hurt. It's me I'm interested to see it at this point because of the fact that it's getting so many different kinds of reviews from so many different people But I'd like to wait until it's out out and do a double bill with the Jeremy Irons one That's alright if that sounds reasonable. I would love to do that. Absolutely. I think it needs to be compared They're two different eras and you know different ideas different levels of quality It'd be neat Hey, Mola, make sure not to bring up Resident Evil 4 remake wouldn't want to set up set metal because you know eight hours Oh, that was this is right after he Trying to do that village part Rule is what that is Though he did do it eventually you just you stood it offline, you know Nobody saw well, that's no, but but we were there. We were there We were audio what you're just to him saying what do you like? That's the uh, we're in the secret event the deep e-fap lore only happens Hopefully he was trying to uh, hopefully he wasn't trying to bamboozle us. Mm-hmm. It doesn't seem like him No He's a good boy. Yeah Hello massives Grinch is good rat. Hi rags Hello Which one? Yeah, which maybe all of them are you the book or the films? Maybe all of it. Maybe the Grinch is just a good maybe anything related the og Do we do we all like dr. Seuss here? Oh, I never met him. I Mean dr. Seuss like books. Oh, yeah See Mola yours was interesting because it was more like a sort of like a No, it's kind of how that came across to me. Do you think of any other interpretation? Well, why don't you help me out? What what did you do the right interpret as much as just described your noise? Yeah, he's interpreted the noise to mean that I'm like less than favorable. I'm like Meanwhile the reality is I'm just not that familiar with dr. Seuss stuff, but of what I am familiar with I approve of Well, there was never a child confirmed Wait, how did you know that? because Is that a child familiar with dr. Seuss? Yeah, they know him intimately deeply. I know Zeus Is he the same? No, he's not a doctor. No, you must know The Olympians the the great god and then there's Zeus is in dr. Seuss the Okay, that's where I was getting mixed up now. It all makes sense dr. Zeus Literally Zeus. Yeah Literally just finished watching the movie at the cinema watched you all since before e-fap. Have any of you played the game inscription? No, I have not but I've seen it. It looks very cool Haven't heard of it. I think it's on my wish list on some I think it's on my wish list on steam But that game looks really cool. I've obviously not played it It's not I guess it's not obvious, but I haven't played it and I think you guys should at least take a look at it It looks it's like a very neat kind of like like a Coltey Tribal card game with like animals and stuff. Hmm. It's very it looks like nothing else. I've seen before back it out Do y'all wipe sitting down or standing up? I have others wiped for me. I live in decadence No Down that's a very private question I'm ready to indulge many elements of my private life, but um, that's this is a bridge too far for rags Listen, how I wipe the positions in which I wipe my technique That that's a that's very personal thing. That's between me and Literally me All right toilet, right? I mean, I guess but at that point it'd be like in the shower curtain what your toilet doesn't talk Your toilet isn't sentient No, it's not your toilet doesn't go. Hey rags. How you doing today? Oh, no number two. I see Well, you know my love There's no sense in toilet who was upset about eating poop Yeah, I mean the horror version is they all despise it and it's terrible and awful and they hate it And if they all could they'd want to die, but I like that version far better But they're happily eating poop Yeah Yeah, like not at that point they'd love to go to the poop dimension in Hogwarts chipper peppy porcelain pals of ours And they still make them out of porcelain or now if it's some sort of a like a like said like an artificial thing, but um But I think it'd be What if your your toilet paper rolls were the only sentient things in there and every time you went to the bathroom They're like, oh god. No, it's one more When a one more bit of progress until I've been you'll finally desiccated to the to the tube And I'll be thrown away and discarded They live onto pieces and rubbed against shit. That's a nice A nice fate not a not a way to go not a way to go It's like, oh it reminds aren't you Man imagine if hair had like nerve endings in it. Holy fucking hell That'd be a preferable You would never oh man. Well Pym from our smiling friends. His his little hair is an exposed nerve ending Yeah, oh, yeah, and then there was that bit when I was yeah, I was mr. Frog He'd be yanked on it and that was not very pleasant for Pym. Oh He's in two, please Yeah, well, hey, I'm sure they're working on it Hey, Rick and Morty took the time and they came became shit. So really it's not a time thing. It's just to give me it Yeah, sure, but I mean, you know, like you can't rush art Can't you oh I thought you just appreciate the little Toy Story 2 reference there. Why can't I do both? You didn't do the first one. What do you mean? You didn't appreciate the Toy Story 2 reference you just sort of kept going like as if it was I was I was with you I was in the vibe you've ruined it now No, well except that's not what the fat guy the chicken soup man said you don't have to appreciate reference by carrying on the scene Okay, really That's true. I just didn't get that impression, but that's okay. That's some bad interpretations today and no disagreement More like you okay? You hit your head pretty bad there. What's that the last of us part 2 Star Wars sequel trilogy frictional bad games MCU phase 4. I don't know what you're talking about. Come on. We're late for Avengers The world that could have been Well, that was at one point Yeah, I mean like You know what it is now and what it could have been now and what could have been geez Ain't that wild John Wick 10 someone shot his toaster tagline they're gonna be toast Yeah It's possible that John Wick as a series just kept going and going and they were all good to okay And we'd be like sweet a new John Wick and we watch it and have some fun and then we go on with our life I mean we have a model for this cold mission impossible They're going on forever and ever and we like them they good action films So weird like even extraction right the sequels coming out. It's like oh, yeah, that was actually pretty good That was way better than John Wick. So yeah Extraction was actually yes way better than John Wick. They had a really impressive one shot There was some really decent action in there a little bit of character stuff, which is okay It was it was an all right movie. That was a solid six out of ten Bring you what do you think of Fox in space? Well episode two he just released it like a couple of weeks ago and it was very impressive Yeah, like that's a real that's a really impressive fan project I Thought we were talking about dr. Seuss and you were gonna say Fox in socks No, no, no, no the Fox in space. It's a star Fox like fan Yeah, and it's like yeah, it's a Super-duper impressive especially considering that it's broadly like a one-man show Rags Riley is back and she did some things in football apparently That's what I heard And I heard I heard she's quite the quite the athlete And more you're a really nice guy. That's the message they had for me. Oh, hey, that's great When were you gonna tell us? Oh, it's gonna give a secret but they kind of ruined it now All right He gets a new dog now that I know every movie and they get shot. He gets pissed and repeats the rampage Yeah, why not? I think even they couldn't do that smart or something We're good pets. Is it pets mart or pets smart? I have no idea. That's I don't think we have that here Yeah, I don't think we have that either up to you American Used to have like pet stores and shopping centers, but fortunately you don't see a lot of those anymore You put you say it's fortunately we don't see enough shopping. I don't like the idea of walk-and-pass like a Shop that's just like a clothes store like size, but I got like dogs in these tiny little cages Yeah, I really don't like that. Wait, what does that do with shopping centers? What maybe I remember like when I was a kid You would see like like pet stores in shopping centers You know, oh, that sounds because I don't think I've ever seen one of those like a well Like I said, I don't think I've seen one for like a long time at this point But I definitely recall those being a thing the pet stores. I've seen have been like dedicated pet stores Oh, no, this is like this would be like a dedicated pet store in a shopping center. Okay. No, but it's like a Yeah, like I'm not even because at this point. I'm wondering if it's just like a difference in terminology A shopping center is like a mall. That's what you guys would call. Yeah. Yeah, I know that Yeah, I know what that is. Yeah, and so like Well, like I said, I've recalled seeing them in the past, but I don't think I've seen one like In years and years and years fortunately. I think in our area. We had we had two Dedicated like pet stores and they were pretty big they were like grocery store size Okay, right. Yeah Smart the other was a Petco right Petco where the pets go or most like mostly it's where they can't leave. They're not allowed to leave John Wick series keeps getting better and better J. K. Loll April Fools. Oh That's yeah Catch saying that. Oh boy. This sounds more contrived of the Bible Hey careful, that's a spicy meatball right there. Yeah, that's a very spicy meatball. I like it. I do like spicy food This movie is schlocky and dumb fun. I dig the fight choreography in action, but the writing is nuts I like it, but no, it's not some masterpiece Okay, oh it's far from a masterpiece. Yeah, it's I'd say it's pretty bad I think it does all of the things that we usually criticize, but it gets away because of the style Like it looks real cool and it is cool, right because of guns and assassins and Actors you're like on wick. Yeah Hey, y'all. Did you see? Yeah Iran's thumbs April fools Mando disrupt a rifle video with a watch gun tube rags gun tube Jangle's keys I know I know who I know who Grantham is I've watched some of his videos He's done one on the halo assault rifle. He got he had one. I've I need a while. I've only seen the thumbnail I don't know what it's actually based off of but that was really neat So he's clued in to the To the gaming culture. He seems like a cool guy. Yeah, but I have not seen that one Evening schlimps Don't look five or nobody to choose nobody to Nobody to I haven't even seen nobody I haven't even seen nobody to but I've seen a scene on YouTube like on the bus and I'm like, oh Yeah, John. We've had enough chances like yes done. I'm tired. We'll give it to something else. Let them have a try Not to be confused with mr. Nobody just so we're clear Yes, very different I'm dumbfounded that D&D movie. Oh that D&D movie was great. See I need we are this thing Yeah, I've heard everything from meh. It's a good and now I'm hearing a great Wow, because the trailer looked like the most dumb worthless shit. I've ever seen so I'm Pleasantly surprised that's one of the things I've been hearing is the marketing is awful for this film And they specifically mean like it presents a movie that is not the movie Do you think that that's a matter of them presenting a movie that I think will be more broadly appealing But then you actually yes like a faithful Dungeons and Dragons kind of film Or it's just like a shitty trailer maker, I guess Well, yeah, I mean that happens for sure Cuz yeah, the trailer looks like I don't know It just kind of looks like a Marvel formula type thing, but maybe it's maybe it's not maybe it is like pretty cool Fringy has it John Wick 2 3 & 4 our fantasy He died in one and his soul is descending back into the damned underworld Sharon gold coins at Al the manager may even be Hades. Everyone in the later movies are damned waiting So I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure that I saw that and we talked about that briefly during the actual screen But like I'd consider that to just be essentially making up like a different story It's just hypercope right like because And There's all like surface level Sensible this then and no like overt reference to any of this No, there's this and then what does it mean from to die? Was this was this purgatory or something full-time and now he's actually dead Yeah, see I'm not satisfied with that As a explanation, I don't see why that would be given any more weight than He hit his head It's the matrix Nio's back in the matrix and John Wick is that I've seen that theory People the more that the matrix is deteriorating and making less and less sense Oh, I've seen it say that like this is the training program that you'll go through in the matrix this but we're seeing it in like slow motion Yeah, like I prefer to sort of take film with its face Well, it's just funny Rex. It's like you wouldn't have to run this out if nothing was if it was all like senticle You didn't you didn't have to do this until it was all nods Love you all Fringoyd Moodle stupid sexy Muller and his longness also high rags Hello, hey Because it's still on my mind. I'm just thinking about it. It's like hey There's gold coins like like they wasn't the first one when apparently he wasn't dead It's like what about Sharon though, and it's like it's a name One name Anything they should do more than that Not not good, especially when it's much more plausible to present the interpretation that it's just bad writing and also Winston being Hades. What is that? Like what what's interesting about that? It's not like you get to the end of a certain film that we've seen that takes place in purgatory and you're like, oh, oh, okay At the end. I know what you're talking about. This is just like oh What I Just got here from watching EFAP episode one to here it took three years enjoyed every minute keep it up damn Oh, wow that is legitimately impressive a three-year journey. Oh There's a follow-up as well to the whole theory Some mortals heroes and demigods in Greek myth were said to have descended to the underworld and returned from it as living beings This journey is known as catabasis And those who undergo it acquire partial or full immortality Okay There is an interesting story that could be told about Especially if you do like a semi-time travel thing where a Greek character Or a modern character has to undergo like some kind of a like an afterlife trial from a particular mythology or something And that could be kind of neat, but that's not this movie at all. So Not this movie at all Um, it ends with movie implies and I assume there's gonna be more to this message But I can't see any in the next few so we'll have to wait on that one, but Um, yeah, there's the thing at this point I'm just like you're doing a lot of work to make the movie a lot more interesting than it actually is. None of this shit is in there I'm sorry Um, I still think that half of episode three was dumb, but I appreciate more appreciating the last of us Okay I didn't know if they were talking about Mando there or not Because maybe the uh, maybe they with the half of episode three they probably don't like then it's probably the frank and bill stuff in last of us Maybe An uncommon take uh the movie nobody starring bar boat and Kirk is better than all of the john wick sequels I might personally like it more than john wick one Um, I haven't seen that movie. I guess I might have to see it here I would have to rewatch To decide, but I really like john wick one. I actually did rewatch a bit of it recently Like uh things were better wick was the fourth horseman aka death Okay I don't know if that's uh It's not something to do with the film's narrative or is it just some fun thing. I don't know If the focus of a movie is its action as a spectacle should it get weighed differently compared to more traditional films when it comes to reviews Can the value of action take priority over the quality of storytelling? um I don't know why this wouldn't apply to Lots of things like shouldn't it apply to star wars then? Yeah, or like any given category, right if you just pick and choose Which one is one value more than others we keep saying this is so weird It reminds me of the king of the monsters discourse. It's like come on john wick is an action movie It's like it's 95 percent people talking Maybe 90 percent maybe not that much, but there's plenty of just not action Um, and I don't know why we treat it like it can't be a good story and have good action Like those films exist. There's a lot of them Well, I guess all it doesn't actually even if it was like 10 percent people talking It's like that's got a account you have to account that right like that. What how good was it? How good was the people talking part? And it's been really bad On work where the action really doesn't build character much at all And then I'm not even sure what that means right the focus is the action It's like I think it's what people are there for but the focus of the story Would that not relate to whatever takes the lion's share of the timecode which is absolutely just definitely the talking And I mean people can have different focuses when it comes to how they consume any given work, you know Like for somebody the focus might be action But for somebody else the focus might be like some other aspect of the film Some people may have been invested in his character cinematography. Well, yeah But I mean at this point it's it's got to be really hard to to be invested in that character Hey massives, how are your fitness goals coming? I spent some time as a personal trainer after the marines and wanted to extend my services for free as a way to say thanks And to help you smash goals Um, I'm in decent shape. I think I I'm not as good a shape during the winter Because you know, it's cold and everything outside and I don't feel as motivated to go outside because of that But now that it's starting to get warm like the other day. It was like 80 something outside It was overcast with a light breeze like ah, perfect And I went around and just like walked around the neighborhood for like two hours just up and down hills and everything and sweating and It's just it's good to have like, you know springtime kind of, you know, be right here upon us And and that's when I typically I kind of get back into it, but I appreciate it But I eat well. I I stay in shape a decent amount. I look pretty good um I I think I'm I'm pretty good, but I do appreciate the offer It is important that people stay in shape. It is really important As you get older, you suddenly are like, yeah, oh shit. I really should stay in shape, you know I can't run as fast anymore. I can't jump as high because we often are jumping in life, you know, right Yes, we're jumping all the time. I have a fucking dedicated the biggest button on my goddamn keyboard It's dedicated to jumping because it's the thing I I But yeah, uh, appreciate the offer Ryan did I just do the usual keep an eye on them? Uh diets and exercise Ryan yes, like seriously In regards to the mario movie imagine a smash brothers cinematic universe knock a lie has potential to be great High rags and praise the dawn Uh, love It has the potential. Yes Will it be who knows? I mean, we'll let that happen Yeah Let's use this digital clock. We have to synchronize the hourglass to time the hour The hourglass thing was so dumb It's archaic, so it's cool Yeah, and then we have another one. I still want to know whether or not that was the same one There's no way there's no way it has to be a different one Because they could have done something we're like at the hq There is the official hourglass and once they turn it he hits like his watch or something or starts a timer He could be a pocket watch if you want to keep it old timey Yeah They could have done that If you didn't like it pretend. It's what you wanted then see if you like it high rags Hello the greatest argument, of course That was said that was a real thing that got said. Yeah Just a little jomik 4 in the cinema I think the action seems to be very creative and overall visual aspect was top-notch too bad. It had the vibranium suits A lot more bad about it than just that Yeah, there is a world where those kind of can work or whatever, but I just I never would have put them in Never During the Super Bowl of 2012 my father was working security at the hotel That the players were staying at one person asked him to help his friends get in As they had the proper passes This is one of two. I'm trying to find the other This happens a few times and after they had all left some friends of my Father asked him if the man was nice and what was he like confused my father asks who the man was It was Steven Spielberg Oh a lot of the times that uh like hotels and things of that nature when Famous people are traveling they use pseudonyms only like checking the hotels and stuff. So sometimes people might only recognize by a face Or you know someone else telling them And hotels in particular word gets around because like the the valet or the concierge or something like that They tell someone else and they tell someone else and things like that. Hmm People just discover Molly you don't have to answer this again But I'd like to know how the rest of the efap cast would describe the concept of efap to someone from the 14th century Also high rags and high rags again To the 14th century so we're transport or someone from the 1300s is here and we have to talk about what efap does. We'll say that we are a group of uh Art, you know, we're a group of art appreciators essentially And we're oh no, we want to use it. Uh, we'd probably explain that You know in the future, you know, we we still tell stories We still you know, we still have a whole bunch of stories and characters just like you do We have you know myths and legends like you know, Arthur and things of that nature And we want to preserve these stories and we want these stories to have a lasting impact You know on our people. So we um talk about how good the stories are How they could be improved what the stories mean What we should take away from them because we kind of want to upkeep the quality of our You know of our our our myths and our legends and the stories we tell to each other Um, I might go for a simple one. Uh, basically we like I think they're stupid Uh, I don't want to I don't want to I think I just said like we uh, we we talk about uh, we talk about art and we uh, do so and about uh, There's three means that uh, you know, just sort of beyond your understanding at this point in time like in terms of the technology um Yeah, that'll be simple Okay, uh, all right. Yeah, sorry You should be sorry That's why I said sorry Oh, and I agree with you I apologize to the 14th century folk you just insulted Uh, so you like the last of the show but not john wick Yeah Yeah, because the last one was good and john wick isn't there's 11 hours of argumentation for why the last of us It's not shit that there's I don't even know why somebody would even say that like even if you like john wick Like surely you would agree that the story is a lot thinner Can tell you why free because culturally it's not popular to like the last of us But it was popular to like john wick and so it's a confusing thing even though we go through in detail Why we feel this way about these things. Let me go back to my little cave where it's nice and cozy You should dislike the last of us and you shouldn't like there shouldn't dislike john wick. So what's going on? Like, oh, I don't know Because the john wick storyline is absolute piss and it's like yeah, but it's an action movie. It's like the fuck Oh, that was diehard. So was predator. So was terminator aliens Like an amazing script and their action movies Well, and also ant-man is an action film like are we gonna use the same arguments for that? Yeah, I guess ant-man's good now Oh, well the action is better in genre Is it because everybody already agrees at marble shit? So that's another yeah another take you're supposed to have so Sometimes we line up. Sometimes we don't and every time we look at the media for what it is go through it But yes, uh, we can be quite scary sometimes like what the fuck they thought that yeah, we did Yeah, there's even a mandalorian episode. We thought was half okay. Like can you believe it? That was pretty wild Uh, hello lads big fan of your content But wondering if your take on mando episode three still Oh, sorry, but wondering if your take on mando episode three still held up I'm not sure what they're asking If uh, I don't know why I wouldn't have helped like any There may or may not be Expectations that we had for like the future in terms of whether that story leads that will be paid off But like it remains like a pretty solid little story Regardless of where it leads, you know They go on to say love the content. I just can't fit my main issues in a super chat But there's too many things wrong with the episode for me to call it good So, um, I feel like we highlighted all of our issues with it as we went through There were it's not like there was none. We said like they shouldn't be able to do what they did on the train they um, we had some But uh, the she should not be able to get away with what she did in the operation It's annoying that the machine even has the potential to do that without severe authorization Like a lot of checks and balances should be able to happen before you can just Fucking torture somebody when it's not meant for that at that point according to them I've heard the criticism that oh so the republic is just the empire now And it's like oh well They were explicit the machine is meant to calm you and it shows pershing being happy when they started up He's smiling And then she cranks it and it damages him So they they say it's a repurposed mind flare like that's a similar technology, but it's not the same Um, and it's meant to just calm you down, which you know, they believe he is currently trying to defect to the empire and sabotage the republic Uh after being given amnesty. So there's going to be punishments involved there You may want to have a discussion as to whether or not he should be allowed A court case like to be able to explain his story But I don't know the the state of like the government right now or the regulations or rules and everything probation all that sort of stuff um I'm trying to think of any other flaws Um I I heard people saying it's fucking dumb that they give them like numbers instead of names And I think we highlighted like yeah, I get it You're trying to protect their identity so that they can't be recognized and hunted down for past crime But at the same time you could have given them names fake names. Yeah, give them fake names not numbers That's kind of humanizing. Well, so someone would tell you that's the point It's supposed to be showing how even the republic are making mistakes and they're making these people But and just like yeah, but that that one I think is a bit too overt. I don't think you need to do that So, yeah, um, we don't think it's great We we just we even said but it was I don't think we said it was great Well, I think one ranks a diet andor and think the implication is that it's not as good as andal, but it's on a similar track Yeah It's very and or ask it's very clear like if this if someone it's literally like someone saw and or really liked it And this was their first attempt at like recreating it and they had a decent amount of talent um, yeah Lod the attempt that was made we've talked before but uh our sort of standard idea for the sequel trilogy Was going to be that there was a republic that's established and relatively strong, but has flaws like that's going to be The way you want to do it right and that there's going to be Parallels to some of the bigger horrible things that the empire had done In the fact that they're trying to crush the empire like that seems like a cool idea to me the idea that the the republic was going to be perfect You know that sounds boring to me Um, I'm not realistic at all like what government is perfect. Come on Bring is your goo hydrophobic Hydrophobic, what does that mean? You don't know hydrophobic means I figure then Nope Yeah, I mean literally yes, but If if you extrapolate that to like what that might imply to like an object What what would that mean if like an object was quote unquote afraid of water I don't know what it means for an object to be afraid of something It essentially if uh something is hydrophobic it repels water like water doesn't soak into it water kind of just runs off of it I'm not gonna tell you that all right Also, hi mr. Rags hi Hi rags Hello, did you manage to avoid any damages from the tornado that hit? I was on the roof of uams at the time and it was wild Oh, wow. Um Yeah, it around here. It was okay Uh, wasn't any issues like in my immediate area. I know very shortly north of me like I'm like a one two minute drive northward like a crap ton of people lost their power I think there was I think there was a touchdown tornado there Um, but around here it was a okay Um, I think like overall I think only like three people died So it could have been worse, but a lot of people lost their power. Some people lost their houses, but you know Such as uh, you know Tornado alley Yeah, but yeah the thing Also first super chat. So just wanted to say keep it up guys. Y'all get me through my work days I'm glad to hear it. I'm very glad to hear that I've been formulating this in my head John Wick 4 story and character beats invalidate the pre-visiteration and a brief recap could bridge 2 to 4 fun Um Yes, you three didn't really achieve anything in story. It's pretty redundant Yeah, two you'd be like some guy says john you gotta do all this shit for me then betrays him John kills him when he isn't allowed and then he's ex communicado and the table want him dead Until he Challenges the marquee to a duel and then that's yeah, you can sum up three and four so quickly Yeah Who is essential though to the destruction? You need to without two you don't have three or four The like three you can skip like three is just like treading water It really doesn't have much bearing on anything other than the continental and that's about it Lord long bong of muesli into an abbey. Is there any good chance of a doki fap when there's less going on? Ah, let's be honest. There's always too much going on. That's not true Remember we we did get around to hardcore. Henry. We said we would and then we did we did and uh And I don't know we eyeing up that long car really the ones you want us to I'd say yeah, we do We do watch movies I like movies and you know that that kong looking long and and interesting, you know, and I mean When there's less going on, you know less going on But play ddlc anyways dumbo's Perhaps perhaps one day who knows If the guy had a wife who he needed the money to save via medical bills that might resonate with john Yes. Yes. Yes. Instead of he wants a house He wants a house Oh, well Mola's mic has been deconsecrated This is when it was like fucking up or whatever. Yeah, it was a bit flimpy When the osaka guys were arming up and someone grabbed throwing stars I about lost it in the theater don't hire mole ninjas to protect you I don't know why they don't just have guns all of them know how to use guns But they all pick bows and arrows and throwing stars like, okay I guess it's cool Throwing stars are really cool. Yeah I was giving the movie the benefit of the doubt until only two arches loosed arrows. Yeah, I don't know why that happens I don't get it. They clearly showed like a dozen archers at least All there with their bows ready because that what you do with bows you just continuously hold them back at the draw um But geez they only what why are you here then? Howdy y'all been listening to y'all for a few months and can honestly say that efap has been an inspiration to me Your defensive objectivity as it applies to film is a cause I wholeheartedly support God bless all y'all Oh Oh, thank you. I'm very glad that you enjoy what we do. We give it our best shot Yep I'm back. It's better than john mc4 and pretty fun. Honestly. Oh, this is the guy who went to go see dungeons and dragons So better than john mc4 pretty fun. Not great, but it's worth checking out chris pine was pretty good He's pretty good. Like he's a reliable. Yeah He's a charming leading man. He usually gives out charisma for free. He's just saying here you go Yeah, well, I mean he bestowed wonder woman with so much charisma that people thought it was like the whole People thought it was good There you go. John wick is a training program within the matrix, but we put a kappa on it. Okay, so The nun chucks made me think back to the revolver he crafted to shoot once and then drop The revolver he crafted to shoot once and then drops Is there a revolver he shoots once and Say that one more time the nun chucks the nun chucks made me think back to the revolver He crafted to shoot once and then drops I do not it was that something that in john wick three I was about to say it's it's gotta be in two or three, but I don't And a revolver I don't I don't remember that in two. I don't remember that Might be three then. Yeah, I don't remember um, because the thing with me and john wick three was that uh Two pissed me off because it changed everything and then three was like half the course at that point Well, not part of the part of the john wick two course So I like it didn't inflict as much pain on me. I was just like, yep, this is john wick now Um, I don't know if this makes sense But in my opinion the first one felt like a video game movie in a good way the next three felt like a video game movie in a bad way um I don't know if I like uh Like that is a description for films like this. Have you got what I mean? I would say the first john wick does not feel like a video game But the others do but in a bad way In a bad way would be a good way The only thing I would concede to them is the john wick one would actually be a film I'd suggest when people say what film would you think would make a good video game? It's like john wick one might I could wow make it like uh make it like a max pain three Or yeah Rockstar fuck ron theft auto you bastards I don't know. I don't know if they're going to make another max pain game Yeah, I know that probably well because grand theft auto is which is a shame because like grand theft uh, Max pain three is like a really solid third person shooter like that Max pain three The game is really mechanically tight. It is very fun. Great little story and narration cool Oh, yeah, like that narration There's so many great lines of dialogue that are just like dude like that's so it's so snarky and cynical I love it super good variety in terms of locations Very much a good shooting game. That's just it's a fun game guys max pain three highly recommend I had decent multiplayer as well But it died really quickly and they put a lot of work into it like that that game had like some interesting like they baked They baked bullet time into the multiplayer like through some crazy technical trickery They made it so that uh bullet time could like occur across online matches I believe that the way that work was line of sight Uh, if you were in the line of sight of somebody using bullet time, then you would slow down But if you weren't everything would run like normal Uh, and so that's how they were able to incorporate bullet time in local encounters. So it wasn't like the whole game I think that the way that you could also do bullet time is um Like the person who's being bullet timed Uh, like it like their their sensitivity was super super low I believe theirs was slower if you were using bullet time you had the advantage Okay, um, but only slightly Well, it's just I mean max has Like he's moving faster than everybody else in bullet time, but it still feels like slow motion even though he's moving faster than everybody it's uh It that that game and I remember they had like uh, they had a A mode that was like it progressed over several rounds and dynamically changed and had like a A sort of like in-game narrative that was occurring between the factions based on like who won or lost in the previous round it's like a lot of efforts to actually kind of like weave uh What max pain was as a single player game it's multiplayer, but yeah, it didn't really Not many people played it kind of train that with uh, uh operations. Yeah, that was kind of like there Well time for time for kind of trying to do that the original one Um, but I mean that was pretty feeble because it didn't matter who won or lost like the outcome was always the same Alrighty, uh, yep, that's the end of that one God no, there can't be an amalgamated creature with the features of both a frog and a bird mohler. He he fringy. No Well, I don't know what to say. No, I guess that's kind of a fascinating, uh thing to imagine a frog bird Yeah, like a creature that you look at and you're like, is that a frog or a bird? Is that a frog face with wings? You know, or is it a A bird that shaped like a frog I guess we'll never find out because this is just too mythical In honor of my birthday, here's my first ever super chat. What wisdom do you massives have for making a video critique or videos in general? Well first off happy birthday. Yay Secondly, please dear god pick a topic that you care about. Yeah, you actually have a passion for that you have an interest in Don't feel don't ever feel like you're gonna lock yourself into making videos on shit. You just don't care about Um, you gotta make videos on stuff that you you really legitimately do care about and have an interest in a passion for Um, because it's not always going to be a fun process. Uh video editing can be tedious Uh, it could be super fun and when the creative juices flow like there are times when I'm just talking to myself out loud Just sort of trying to nail lines or just get my thoughts out there and everything But yeah, but if you're not passionate about it, then it just becomes like a slog in a job and you know, no one wants that Um, I mean I go for the classic, you know treat it as though you're uh having an idea Storm with your previous self by editing it or re-editing it or redrafting. I mean, you know, like uh You do the thing and then you have a look over it and you're like It's almost like a different you arguing to you and see what you think and then see what you think of like What people might take issue with in terms of uh, If it is a critical breakdown, you know Um, I just always find it invaluable I I agree with that. Um, if I'm gonna pick one that's different from those ones I'd say that a generally good idea when it comes to Video making is in some sense to kind of treat it like a narrative Not a narrative in the sense. It's like a fictional story, but that you're progressing towards something I think that if uh, I think that a critique that's Bound by like some kind of broader point can be like really good in terms of focusing a script Like if you would imagine I guess making like a big critique of just I don't know like a uh like a film Um, I think like having a broad sort of point that you want to hone in on as like part of that critique can be super helpful um And and then treat it like a sort of like what is a good way of progressing through these uh these plot points Do I want to do it chronologically or do I want to go topic by topic? Which one do I think best services are? essentially the um This story that I'm kind of presenting to the viewer through this analysis Yeah, that's that's a suggestion Um, also seeing the trailers for Guardians of Galaxy 3 in spider-verse Will you guys watch the previous films before watching them and have any discussions on them? Definitely for guardians Spider-verse I will more than likely see. I don't know if it'll end up getting itself an episode or not. I don't know I guess it depends really. Yeah let's see You guys don't understand if they wrote the movie well, then the story wouldn't work. I love that that argument That's bizarre You know that that's a caricature of it the way it'll usually go is like wait Why didn't they you know? Why is it that blah blah blah happens and then like well if they didn't we wouldn't have a story Which by the way is like one to one patrick williams Well, it's just lazy isn't it as a absolutely. Yeah Response is always To find It's the right difficulty. That's what makes writing hard Well, given that it's like totally made up and you decide what you're doing with your story Your options are broad They're very broad problem solving is like all of it because you get inspired to have like I want to have a giant dragon slain by a big knight who started out as a little kid in a farm. It's like, okay Go you got to start building that story. You got to start solving problems. What is this? Recognized that then there is no difference between a good storyteller or a bad one Everybody's just as good as each other because it's just the idea. It's the desire and that's it Which is a school of thought, but it's not one that we find very convincing It's a language school of thought that often doesn't exist in other disciplines um You know, that's yeah, whatever. Where is my gadelblongo? uh, I mean, I've explained it a couple of times. What am I doing again the Idea with gadel when I first made it was to parody video essays as they stood In the hopes of pointing out how retarded all of it is And then I realized in five years of making those little videos that it had only gotten worse the state of media criticism so uh, that sort of passionate fuel kind of ended uh, what else was sort of running it was it was funny to sort of make a compilation of all the craziest quotes we'd heard but Um, I just lost a passion for it one of it. It was five in a row. It's like, um If anything, I'd rather make a different kind of satire On april first, but this year. I didn't really have anything I wanted to do. Um, but who knows maybe next year. I will Uh, but gadelb is is probably gonna go away for a little bit. Maybe it'll return someday that I you know, I wouldn't be Unguaranteed it'll never come back. It's just that What it was initially created for seems to have faded away so I'd rather not make something. I'm not passionately invested in making The kind of comes back to what rags were saying earlier about advice on creation Oh sweet crispy critters you lost to a blind man He wasn't blind He wasn't blind Let's go ahead and let's sit in the bud right here That man was not blind I beg of you guys to check out the man from nowhere I'm pretty sure it came out before the first john wick and it's such a good korean movie final fight scene is intense All right, sounds cool man from nowhere. I think I've heard of that. I don't know anything about it I don't think I've heard of it I've not I'm a bit behind but on the topic of kyano being a bad actor in this film john has 140 confirmed kills John says only 380 words Uh john averages roughly 2.7 words per kill. Someone knows he can't act I swear though. He's a better actor in the first film than he is in 234. They've like Like the i'm thinking i'm back saying is all right Yeah, sounds good performance that one's okay I want to say like I can't remember much of cyberpunk, but surely he was better in cyberpunk, right? Um, I don't remember much of cyberpunk either. So I have to yeah, I'd have to read look You guys are overthinking this that was a great mercenary scene just like when veda slapped boba around and called him his bitch I don't even know which scene you're talking about. Is it the one with uh thingy stabs? Mr. Mr. Nobody in the hand Great mercenary scene Probably that one And yeah, it's a fucking crazy scene There's all they're all crazy scenes in terms of just like what the fuck's happening I did think when I was watching it. I was like, maybe they've managed to you know Fix it up a bit and focus because it's been a while since john mc3 oof No, no, just a mess still Um, he's in paris. There are 48 places named paris in the world according to google Uh That's not even like That's not even the problem just being like where is guy? It's like in country Like okay. Yeah, like in paris would be like where's a guy in la? It's like, all right. Thanks for really narrowing it down there I'll just go. I gotta touch the whole metropolitan from top to bottom Yeah, I guess it's better than star wars where they say a planet Yeah, yeah, let's just a tower to that point Uh, watch the channel, you know Think about like Coruscant right like there's levels on Coruscant It's not just the city that's across the whole planet. It's levels beneath it too That we never get to see unfortunately. Wow occasionally occasionally, but seldom Watch the channel random film talk. He took down rings of power Yeah, definitely highly recommend random film talk. His rings of power videos are insanely good Super high recommendation random film talk would be a good efap guest He would be an incredibly good efap guest He'd fit right in maybe it'll happen at some point. Who knows? Um a coin for the wick meter Sure, why not? Thank you Huh, funny april fool's joke guys. I'm glad you actually enjoyed john wick four. Yeah Yeah Great, I didn't have a purpose. So I started blasting Yeah, remember that part where he's like john doesn't have a purpose. So he will lose the duel He didn't he didn't lose Really? Maki died so Yeah, he won. It's I think just shocking that he got like How does john wick the pistol master of the universe lose to a blind guy? Oh, I mean he wasn't blind I mean, yeah, it's true. I mean even if he wasn't blind still. Yeah, how does he lose to anyone? Um, it's boba fett all over again. The damn gun is a knife now You're a knife gun in boba fat Uh I can believe that but I cannot I cannot recall that Yeah, okay, we went through that show guys. We don't want to have to go through it again even in memory No, don't don't make us do that, please Uh, it's honestly a real shame that fnt and others are praising these films because they have turned worse than the garbage star wars and marvel stuff Why can't we have okay action and good story? I don't think john wick four is worse than like Fucking quantum mania or something Uh Like It doesn't the thing about it. It doesn't surprise me at all people would enjoy john wick four We are not The normal filmgoer. However, I reckon I always keep an eye on and recognize what normal filmgoers will Likely uh, feel and think about something. It's like, yeah Like I know my dad would probably love john wick four and I'd be like wine is like always fun action You know he's running around boom boom is this fun stuff? Then if I went like who is the marquee even after watching that film he'd be like, I don't know Like well and and you know what we're about here is just fundamental storytelling. We really want to Zero in on it. So the idea that Bunch of people are enjoying it because it's like action heavy. It doesn't surprise me at all Though you do wonder sometimes like didn't marvel make a pass then and star wars and to be honest with you That's what we would say marvel. Sorry star wars did with mando season one and two It was the same thing. It's like bullshit action and thin storytelling But um, you know, there are cultural changes and influences and uh Discussions happening in meta that'll change people's minds Meanwhile, we're sort of if you go back and watch our mando coverage We're still talking about plot armor conveniences holes and character motivations and stuff you know The only people we necessarily line up with at any one time are the people who uh Maybe share the perspective for whatever reason it could be the same could not be Um as for whether or not it's a shame I don't know It's as it's as much of a shame as anything ever is with promoting like storytelling that we think is shite Um, I don't think there's ever gonna be a time where there's like, you know, no bad storytelling at all It'll always come through like when there's superficial stuff. It's like trends everything John Wick for being successful means that John Wick is like a formula still far from dead Which is unfortunate, but hey, what are you gonna do? Uh superheroes on the other hand have come close to death Or at least the death throws. I don't know like some some there's some kind of analogy there in terms of what they are up to You know people Talk about are they dying? Are they dead? Are they is this the funeral the autopsy or they dug up the grave? You know, which which portion are we at? I think Funnily enough the main indicator for a lot of people is going to be the box office rather than the actual content Um, we've been saying they're absolutely dead since uh Was it Loki that we felt was like the end that was it was over at that point I mean from the first The first what I guess i'm just sort of thinking like would there be another point where it would be like dead Well, like one division did serious damage falcon went to soldier serious damage But Loki did the kind of damage where we were like oh, shit Is there any coming back now and all they've done is double down anyway. I think you're right. Yeah I think Loki was sort of like the first And you know, there's still countless people Who enjoy the fuck out of the newest marvel thing? allegedly Uh Just it all takes time and you know in the meantime, we'll just keep talking about what we think is working or not working Um, just put a sombrero and a fake mustache on him and make him introduce himself as something like Me nombre is jose maca Uh, what does this have to do with anything? It's oh, is this one? I was suggesting disguises for john I think Because yeah, you could do that People could consider this ridiculous, but it would work I guess I don't have to kill hundreds of people better This is my first john wick film was so confused the warriors reference made me want to watch that instead Did you spot the empty car that hit him? Hi mootle. It was an empty car that hit him Oh, no What how would they even Surely when filming it, there would be a person in the car, right? Or I guess maybe Maybe I don't know. It's one of those automatic car things that they use like for the stunt. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's That's awkward. No, I did not spot that Um, the j-tweet of the day is literally just mocking a woman who was assaulted in public. What the fuck man? um, your first mistake was going on twitter I uh I do not keep up to date with what everyone's doing on there, but it just seems like a fucking hellhole. I like to post memes Um, though, I did recently do a tweet response to jenny nicolson talking about how, um The holder maneuver makes sense actually why don't you just leave her alone? What's the funny thing that she thinks hold on maneuver makes sense? Yeah, well, and she gave I think four arguments Well, I quote logically for why why it makes sense and they were all things we heard back like fucking four or five years ago And I was just like wow Um, well you I was going to say you'd be surprised but it's like well you remember these arguments But it was it was like, um, it was a real difficult maneuver to pull off. It took a lot of skill It's like no, I don't know. Yeah, I don't believe you since when has hyperdrive ever been a skill thing It's always been a computer thing you tell the computer where you want to go and then it sorts it out and then you go there's no like I don't even know what that means and and even if it was as she said it also seems like a huge luck thing I've always loved the theory that um, she was incredibly unlucky and she was trying to just escape Yeah, I wanted a million. I just don't see how you fuck it up. Just like ram it You tell the computer aim for the giant ship and then it goes. Oh, yeah, okay It's like the size of a town That might be an underestimate as well Even JJ Abrams knew that he couldn't use it. Yeah, like why isn't he got rid of it? Even JJ knew that it made no sense Ridged too far for JJ Abrams And that's the thing JJ didn't say like oh that move takes an intense amount of skill that only Admiral Holder was able to pull out. Could you imagine? That goal the whole time been over for a reason only she can do it It's so funny because even they could have left it out, right? They could have been like, oh, we got an army of star destroyers to destroy. It's like, okay Let's go fight time. But they knew they were like, we should probably address, you know But the thing Everyone will be asking Why don't we do some hold on maneuver do some real damage? It was adr, right? It was uh fidd's response. You couldn't see him talking Uh, it showed no reaction. All right. It was fin. I'm sure it was fin I'm I'm pretty sure it was part. I think that it was uh, I think it was I think it was who? Mary Who the fuck is Mary? Well, no, no, no, no, it was Mary asked Dominic Monaghan. Yeah. Yeah, he asked Mary was uh But it was um, it was Poe who replied Well, so who he was either I'd like I don't remember who I just know they say it's one of them. I I I need to I need to know But I I need I just Well, by the way, yeah, it's uh, it's it's some bullshit is what it is That's so embarrassing that they had to put that line in like That mistake because it was so egregious Well, yeah I mean, that's what I mean about the whole like the idea that you can defend it because it's got in-text reasoning And then it's like the following movie didn't use that in-text reasoning. I guess that's not an argument that there isn't any but A bit curious, isn't it like that they wouldn't have used the reasoning Yeah, that's fine um Q elevator music Um, what are we talking about when that would have happened? I don't know I don't know either Uh parent stop fighting fringo is crying. Oh, no I really don't remember I can't remember. Yeah So clearly didn't upset me too much Uh Actually more it was you brits that keep changing the language the differences in English language is this whole operation was your idea meme Oh, damn. Was it a thing about like pronunciations? Probably We do that a lot. What was the word? What was it? um Shit Otis elevators company estimates that estimates that 85 of the buildings with their elevators do not have a named 13th floor Yeah, that surprised me. Oh the ground floor versus first floor, right? We had someone in was it that was a metal stream. It was uh That said even americans will do both as well or something. I don't know. I'm confused at this point No, we just know I remember the conversation was um, I remember it was it we were talking about ground floor versus first floor And I think rag said the ground floor is the first floor And that was where the disagreement began The confusion began Yeah Airlines also skipped numbering the 13th row of their seats Okay. Oh, I don't know that one, but I guess it follows super suspicious. All right Yeah Insert john palpatine shooting stars meme I remember when that was everywhere when he's spinning gone now They come and go, you know Thanks for the public service y'all provide if it wasn't for you I legit wouldn't know anything I wouldn't know about and or or mando season three episode three something something you just hate things This channel is great for finding the good stuff. Uh plane greater than john wick four Plane. Oh, I've heard planes a new film, isn't it? Plane Yes, um, geometry teacher. I think gary said it was good. I I haven't seen it. Obviously Uh Watch john pull a kill bill volume two and climb out Of the grave. I don't like I said, I think they're just gonna fake his death once they decide to bring him back. That's all He's on some island Sippin mojitos as they do Somehow john wick returned. Yep Okay, but what if john wick's actually dead though, I don't even know You asking like if I find it meaningful Because I I mean What is it a draw if in 50 years from now there's no more john wicks and then keanu Reeves dies like iRL or whatever It's like, what does that mean for the john wicks as a story? It's like, uh He stopped at one point okay Not much to draw out of it. I just don't think they'll keep him dead You know why it's too much money to be made Mm-hmm Uh, even keanu's acting goes downhill in the sequels I agree Yep And finally lord long bong of muptulington abbey Is there any good chance of a kong fap of peter jackson's long kong when there's less going on it'll be a movie fap for the ages Yes, hello wagsies gritches for the good boy Hello You know, I think there's a good chance of a long kong Eventually long kong is maybe long kong is it's looking good less going on It's in what is that phrase? It's in the cards It's on the docket. It's in The world of the potential Okay, there you go. We did it Oh, wow, it's only an hour too Short and sweet Abbey fap standards. I'm sure Not like john wicks or no that kept going Kept on going But yeah, uh, thank you all But for hanging out with us for sending in those kind messages and donations. We will Say goodbye for now. 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