 God damn! Shake it fast, I said walk. Dry and race aboard as I asked. Somebody do me a math problem. Let me see. Shake it, shake it, shake it out. Shake it, shake it, shake it out. Shake it, shake it, shake it out. I knew it was a different guy. Hold up, bro. Hold up. That little stud trying to fuck me. Uh-oh. Up in here lookin' like Murphy Lee, bitch. You better sit down. Uh-oh. See, she was swirling her hand and she was like, nigga, what's up with you? Don't ever approach me like that, sir. Ugh. When she come up on you be like, you know my coochie with. My nigga stop playing, boy. Shit. Don't say that. You fresh out the joint. I can tell, nigga. You just happy. You like, fuck that nigga. Life is good. I'm free. I'm free, my nigga. I'm free to walk in the aisle that I couldn't walk in before. He said he fresh out the joint. That just made his mother say, go and you can go outside, baby. How long was you in for? How long was you out there for? I'm talking about old papers. You can tell. Seven years. Y'all show us some love. This is first summer out. Welcome home, nigga. Welcome home, boy. Welcome home if you been in for seven years. No restrictions, no nothing. He's in here. Thank you, bro. You're gonna be back in there. You two are gross. Hey, watch this, nigga. You ain't taking your freedom seriously. Nah, next day you know that nigga gonna put a honey bun out of his pocket. You don't appreciate this shit. That nigga gonna put a honey bun out of his pocket. You can't even sit down and watch this show like a normal person. Look at you. You don't appreciate this shit. Everybody else acting. Look what you're doing. See why you was in there seven years? You ain't learned shit. They should have left you in there two more years. Maybe you would have came out. Peace and love, my brother. Look at you. Same nigga. Go sit down. Hey, make some noise if you ever tried to hide some food from your family in the refrigerator. You try. I'm gonna take you to that little hamburger. I'm gonna eat the hamburger later on. You wrap that bitch up in a paper towel, behind that nasty juice that don't nobody want. Put that water in front of that bitch and then slice some shit in front of her. Ain't nobody gonna look in that bitch. Man, you come back to your shit, but who the fuck discovered my hamburger? It must have been the motherfucker watching me the whole time. It be your own motherfucking family. You can't trust nobody. At least you can put something in your computer. Ain't no evidence. That shit sound so depressing. Oh, you got the iPhone. You got the Android. You got a Samsung Note. That's an Android, sweetheart. Anything other than the iPhone is an Android, man. She said, no, I got a Note. You got a Note for Android. One thing I like about Android, you can put them bitch up to anything and they charge. Anything. Listen, anything. Anything. The plastic they can start on fire. That's the thing. They don't use plastic to make dildos and shit no more. They use the same skin that they make prosthetic legs and shit out of. It feels just like dick meat. These women have been using technology. They didn't put a heartbeat throb in that bitch. It's some pearls in that bitch that Koochie, the Clint and the booty all at the same time. It ain't even about dick, bro. You ever seen a dildo that motherfucker got more parts on it than a Swiss Army knife? Got the booty tickler. Got the Koochie penetrator. Then there's some shit at the end, look like a tongue. It's some ears on that bitch. It's an antenna. And then there's a little screen that play her favorite song. And then there's the little thing that send compliments to her phone. Wireless Bluetooth charger. Remote to that bitch when she's just leaving in that work and then start playing with the pussy at two o'clock. It's a timer. All kind of shit. So we just losing. We got to do everything. All niggas got is this. That's all we got is the hand. Paul Mehta. That's as good as it gets. You live in Columbus, man. You already know what it is. 85 South Shore Coast podcast. Over and over and over again. It's real. Whatever you've heard is better than that. We going out here, bro. And giving these people a whole show. Every show is the best show we do. What you about to say, though? What you about to say? What I'm about to say? What you gonna say? I don't know. Have a phone call. I'm sure you follow the 85 South Shore Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and tell your mama now. Tell your cousin now because you guys are witnessing the... Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, how y'all feel? I'm too out here. Here with your white women. You know that shit is in the vid where the niggas take his white lady out. I'm talking about 402. It looks like he being escorted. What's up, Gene? They got ushers. They got ushers. They ain't bullshitting. White ushers, too. Let me see your ticket. They are in a group looking like the purge in this motherfucker. Yup. This is another theater that they got vampires living in the bottom of this bitch. Oldest fuck. We just keep talking to the oldest theaters in America, nigga. This motherfucker. Niggas didn't used to be allowed in here. Where did they get these hotel banquet seats from? Next door. For real. We're having a lady nigga here. Ain't never know what she is. I don't trust that nigga. He got his hat on like a bag. Fuck you, man. No, man. He got his hat on like a baby's head. Fuck you, man. Yeah, that's what happened when he come over. Leave that nigga alone. Nigga. Nigga came up to prove some hold up. Nigga, I'm in here, too. Nigga, who would drive? Nobody gives a shit. Nigga has pockets on the side of them pants. Nigga, looking for rides. What's up, G? What's going on with you? Nigga, some shorts made out of drawers material. What's okay? He said, out to my madras material. Two boo-toos. Nigga off the E and J before he came in this motherfucker. Nigga off the E and J. No. Remy. Yeah, there wasn't no goddamn Remy. Remy. That's Paul Masson. That's the only thing making a nigga act like that. That nigga drank a fifth of Paul Masson. Now he just walking to the front. Hey! Nigga, that nigga fucked up. He was sitting there drunk. Hey, get up and tell everybody something. Nigga, shit, he on the Heineken. You gonna sit your ass down? Yeah, I don't see it, bro. You good? Hey, bum on your ass, boy. Iced tea looking ass. What the fuck wrong with you? Ambassador Gadget looking ass. Yep, he did it. Hey, PC, that nigga got his head on. Ross, go off Martin. Nigga, you supposed to get on your knees and knock on somebody's door with your shit on like this. You got it? Yep. Do what I pay for. Do it again. I don't know, he might be from the hilltop. All right, them niggas. Them hilltop niggas in this motherfucker. I remember the last time I came to Columbus, them hilltop niggas was in here deep. I was like, oh, wow. That nigga look like he rolled down a hill of grass. Collabbers, what's going on with y'all in this motherfucker, man? How y'all feeling on Sunday night? People in the VIP with the stupid ass. In the... Them the Def Jam booths right there, nigga. That's where Flavor Flav was sitting on Def Jam. That's some bull shit. There's the deal. They sent y'all in a cup holder. 1973 Buick cup holder. That little ass cup. You can't put shit in that. That's a tea pot, shorts, and style color. If something happens, will we get out? You want it? That's an ass trick. These niggas sitting on a boat. That's stupid. Look at this. Yeah, that shit do look like a little boat. Oh, that corner. That's building the oldest fuck. What year was this building made? 1893. This a cupid's on the Wednesday. What a single lady said today. Did they make it out? She was holding hands with a nigga left. Whoo! You just got broke up with a nigga. What the fuck, bro? Are you laughing? He don't give a fuck, man. Bad friend. She let that nigga hand go. He caught a bad old bitch. I feel bad for him. Say what? You choosing? Who you choosing? Big old kid. She got a quick. She got a fanny pack on top of her foopa. I don't want that. That nigga got her own two fanny packs. Hey, show it off, baby. Show it. Show it. Hey, tell them, baby, that ain't nothing but a coochie hoodie you got on right there. You just got a little hoodie on your coochie. So you saying her pussy got a pavilion on it? Yep. You just got a hat rack. Nah, I thought it was you, but we can have the pistol under them. I'll lift that little rack up. Fuck you talking about... How you livin' over? Shit, Columbus is crazy. I usually know a lot of music references. The places that we come, but the only one I know about Columbus is Lil Bow Wow. That's the... That's the only thing I know about Columbus. That was a hit. Niggas sweet on Bow Wow. Y'all gotta stop crying. That nigga is a legend. He is a young legend. He did it when he was 11. He was 11. This nigga was doing grown man shit. And he laughing. Nigga, he was dancing a child. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Shut up. That nigga lit it for real. He was 14 talking grown man shit. That nigga was dancing a child. What? And that nigga proves that Columbus niggas is tough. Y'all ain't got nobody? Because y'all seen that big ass scrap? He wore that shit like a soldier. He did. He said y'all ain't got nobody from Ohio. I said Columbus. Y'all got who? The nigga just yelled out a Columbus rapper. Hold up. He said we got busted, Douglas nigga. That's a wrestler. No damn wrestler. The fuck wrong with shoe T.C. That nigga wasn't born yet. I just seen WCW there today. I see the nigga name. The Duff. But the Duff is nigga knock Mike Tyson out tonight. That's who that was. We called him something. That shit don't really count. Mike Tyson said he was high on cocaine and his dick was hurting. Amen. It's hard to fight back when your dick hurt man. Loss is a loss. The show is. She ain't been burning. Is it any other Columbus Ohio rappers that we need to know? Who? Don't just yell out your nephew. Don't say it. The nigga looked right at you and said nah, there ain't shit going on. That nigga said nah. You and Jay stand up, nigga. They're asking about you. You get to ask the nigga where his music at. Where your music at? Shut up now, chick. I'm from the hilltop though. I'm trying to drive. No you're not. You ain't got no computer, you're a stupid. The state of Ohio, we know got a lot of rappers. You know what I'm saying? I ain't aint from up here, I'm from Cleveland. Hold up, hold up. Shout out to all the women who drove over here from Cleveland. What they got damn check engine like like ain't put no hole in the goddamn car. Yo shit might blow up on the way home. Oh, come on. D and G. I'm going to keep it real with you, my nigga. I thought you would ship the river when I came out here. I swear to God, I was like, oh, chipped and came to the show. Oh, shit. What is that to do in Columbus, Ohio? Did shit? Nothing at all. Like, what's the spot in Columbus that they don't do? OSU, Ohio State? That's a college, nigga. You said the nigga to go get a degree? That's what we're not going to do. OSU doing that, you know. Fuck with the who? The young hoes. No, nigga. What the fuck wrong with you? Hey, man, come on, man. You're going to have a nigga on a lifetime, ain't you? You trying to have a nigga on a lifetime? Fucked up. Get out of here. The police there, nigga, trying to set me up with that loaded ad quiz. You going to OSU with them young hoes? No. I don't want nothing 21. You be at the bar looking at bitches who can't buy a drink. Yeah, she need help right now. I don't grow on that. You want a drink? I got you up. Give her everything she want right here. No, nigga. We don't need no blue chew for the young hoes, nigga. You trippin'. I'm good on that. And you don't want to buy a 21. 21-year-old puts it like eating a bunch of candy. Nigga, she had you up all night. I want some grown woman puts it like a whole plate. Like you just put some vegetables on there, mashed potatoes. I ain't got time for that. I got to go. I came over here to get what I can't get. I got to go. Do that. This shit like Postmade. Look, you got my money. Let's do it. It's hard to fuck with 21-year-old bitches, because all they want to do is put you all on Snapchat and shit for no reason. I'm near my nigga-like bitch. Cut that down. I'm going to tell you how you deal with young hoes. When they come over your house, you just hide your charge. They be like, well, I guess we can watch a movie. I guess. That nigga said, oh, bruh. You don't know what love is. You got to show them what love is. Then they'll love you unconditionally. Teach them. Love is taught. Teach them. You got to show them what it is. Teach them, really. You got to teach the babies. Yeah, I want you to tell us. Now, listen. Now, listen easy. If you don't understand, they love you, then listen. All right, cool. Tell them what they do, then listen, because they love you. I mean, I wasn't rebellious because I didn't love my mom. I just did what I wanted to do. Well, I loved her enough where I still made good decisions. See what I'm saying? Can't nobody tell your child nothing because your child going to know that you love her for real, D. I'm ready to go now. Let's have to believe myself. But a lot of people know I ain't going to take shit. I believe myself because I am in shit, so I can't take it. You know how we all got on white and black night? You're talking about a kawinky dink. A kawinky dink unify. Real niggas just thinkin' like they give them a sign. They give them a sign. Real niggas thinkin' like, ah, we don't even try. Niggas now, one time, we call each other and say, what the fuck you want? Diggas make you think you shit is all the fun together. No matter where you at, your phone, dad, you boy, did a barf, like that. You get impatient with your phone, though. You're like, you know, I think somebody called me. I can just feel it. You know when a nigga phone about to die because they panting, kicking, nigga be partying. Niggas, niggas, niggas, niggas. Oh shit, nigga, god damn. Hey, bro, you got a charge? I can use, charge, I can use. Charge, I can use. You've got a charge. Anybody got an iPhone charger? Nah, I just got an Android. Broke, nigga. All right, there we go. What we got? What we got? Need an iPhone charger. Go on once. iPhone charger, please. Niggas don't know Android like that. Why, I bump into Android. No, you don't. You can drop them all, fuck, and that shit work. Please, you remember that song? You may ID me an iPhone. What an Android scream, so it won't crack on me. That's a real shit. That nigga was a prophet. Hey, bro, nigga see the future. Hey, bro, my partner had an Android, who's at the pool, bro? Niggas, niggas, say, hey, bro, off in the record, myself dying in the pool, bro. I said, bro, you think he can do it? He said, nope, but I'm finna try it. And she at work, nigga. The Android still work. It still work. Man, that's the thing, when you got an iPhone, you kind of become a little bit judgmental when that green text message come through. Like fellas, you at a point now, you can give her bitch your number. And she like, oh, I'm fucking with you. Send me your number. That bitch come through green. She like, oh, no. You must be still on your mama's plan. You paying your own bill. They laughing right now, but you ever had a girl try to send you some pictures from an Android? She look like a VHS. Then you click that bitch in the ass for your email, like, nah, this gotta be a scam. Fuck, they need my email for to see a goddamn picture. Never mind. I'm not signing in no goddamn Google to look at this bitch with clothes on. Nope. She about to scam you, take your whole bank account. You know, the worst part is when somebody tell you to take a picture and they hand you the Android and then you gotta figure out where the camera is on that motherfucker. Just hold the screen for three seconds, swipe up one time, swipe back down into the left, then the camera will come up. Like, bitch, this is a remote control you got. I don't want to fuck with it. You know, a camera is this small on the back somewhere. And it's a big ass flash. It's just, it look like you in the mini black. He's just, boom. Hey, you ever took a picture for somebody on an Android phone and you take that shit and you don't like it, you give it to them? They were like, appreciate it. They were like, nigga, you like that? That's all they know. You are so easily impressed. Make some noise if you got an Android in this motherfucker. That shit sound so depressing. Oh, you got the iPhone, huh? You got the Android, huh? You got a Samsung note? That's an Android, sweetheart. Anything other than the iPhone is an Android, man. She said, no, I got a note. Yeah, you got a note for Android. That's what they send them to you. And one thing I like about Android, you put them bitch up to anything and they charge. Anything, listen, anything, anything, nigga. Hey, don't roll the weight, bro. Hey, stay still, stay still. Every time you move that wheel, my shit stop charging. I got to shorten my cord. Just stay still, nigga. You can find an Android plug any goddamn way. Yeah, because they use the same plug that PlayStation 2 used to use to hook up to the TV. But that's easier though, that's so easy, bro. I don't rather use anything like iPhone. They make you get everything. You got to get the charger. You got to get the plug to the charger. You got to get the wall for the plug Yup. And that's the worst part about having an iPhone. You always, whenever you need a charger, you got one of the other. You got the cord, no box, box, no cord. Now you just in there looking for a friend. But on some real shit, I'm about to stop fucking with this iPhone. Me too, bro. I'm not. Because I had Gator's gear on my number, right? And she called. So before I answered the phone, I was talking shit. Because she was talking shit. So the phone rang, I was like, man, this bitch. Hello? She's like, I hit you right back. I need to answer this call. Damn, she hung up. Call back five minutes later. Guess what her name came up in? Man, this bitch. Damn. No. So you actually answered the phone for a bitch you weren't supposed to answer for. He said, nah, he got it fucked up. Look at this nigga. Help him. What happened? Right. Right. I didn't even save it. I just said it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He already named the bitch. Man, this bitch before he answered the phone. Right. Before he, right. Right. Y'all had his fuck, bro. You see the type of shit that happened we had now, nigga? He didn't put the number in there. He said the shit first, then she called. That's how niggas talk to each other when they ain't really listening to just waiting to talk. Yeah, all right. Right. OK, OK. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like I was saying though. What I was saying. What I was saying was that she was right. No, no, no, but I hear you though. I hear you. But I heard you. I heard because I stopped to listen. But now you ain't stopping to listen to me because you talking. Oh, OK. I hear what you saying, bro. No, bro, listen to what I'm telling you. Go ahead. I feel you. Right. But what I'm saying though is, fuck that shit. See, you're too aggressive. You're too aggressive. Here come the third, nigga. Well, both of y'all are really missing one point that's really important. What was you? I mean, y'all both of y'all got to understand because the shit ain't what it's supposed to be when you not doing what you supposed to do. Yeah, you talking, man. OK, I see what you saying. I see what you saying. What I'm saying? You on my side, bro. These niggas, huh? Do you see how that shit started a whole debate now, bro? Nigga don't know how to get in that situation, dude. We'll give a fuck. I'll shoot you, fuck you, nigga. That's what women got to understand that we don't communicate well. We don't know how to talk. We don't know how to talk on the phone. It's too much masculinity, too much testosterone, talking to each other, ah, it's too much. We don't even use a whole lot of words. That's why y'all be wanting us to communicate and we don't know what the fuck to say. But that's the thing, though. All men are like mentally retarded. We all... Women don't understand that we really don't miss fuck. Like every man in here, at least one time, don't get confused. I was on honor roll, but we just choose to be dumb, OK? Exactly, it's a choice. But every man in here did this shit this week by himself that don't make no sense. They just made himself laugh. Nigga just in the bathroom. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. That shit was crazy. Every time you get out the shower, nigga be in front of the mirror, dick helicopter, dick helicopter. That shit is entertaining us. That's nasty, didn't a motherfucker, you do that? I be scared to see myself in the mirror, nigga. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Nigga's just be in the house. Who is that creature? Every nigga in here that been in the house for no reason and just say, it's too much, I'm scared. Bitch, good, nigga, good. Ain't nobody looking, he ain't got no audience. That nigga just made a three on the motherfucking living room door. Ladies, y'all gotta understand, that's why when y'all be trying to get something, y'all get deep about dumb shit. Like, you can see how deep women get about dumb shit when we watch y'all watch them goof ass shows, like loving hip hop and all that shit. Cause y'all be into the shit and we be like, what, these bitches ain't doing nothing, but meeting up and throwing water on each other. Like, what is so entertaining? And y'all be into the little shit, oh well, look at her nails. Her nails are done so wrong. Oh my God, her eyelashes are crooked. I'm like, who gives a fuck? What's up guys? You're crazy as hell though, bro. What happened? They be watching them shows at home and then they'll call their home girl. Bitch, if you ever. She already know exactly what she's talking about. Bitch, I would never do you like that. So, did me, did me. Right, and that just to show you how simple men are. Men watch, we watch the same sports center six times in a row. Ladies, this is how you know me and stupid. We watching a sports show and ain't even know sports being planned. This nigga been talking about the same six fucking subjects for the last 20. He reruns, we already seen this. Ow, man. He's like, yup, they about to trade that nigga again. Yup. It did the same shit last year. They did trade that nigga 30 minutes ago. Time out, time out. This nigga is very inquisitive in the front. You didn't let this niggas fire. He said, hold up Chico, what is it that y'all are smoking that I can't smell? What the fuck kind of question is that? What do you mean the two can't smell? What kind of question is that nigga? I smell it. First of all, I don't know what the fuck that happened to your nose. You might've been on coke before, nigga. I don't know what the... This is gonna act like I suppose that like, we partners like, nigga, you know I got the best nose in Columbus. If I can't smell it, it ain't no five, nigga. You down there. Nigga, I know a little nostril, that's why. What's wrong with you? You gonna breathe so much. I don't trust the white people in here. Nigga, gills, I don't trust the white people in here. I've been watching that group of white people up there at the top since we've been here. It's like five of them lined up in a row. You see them? They up there with, hey, I don't, I'm just acknowledging that y'all are here. That's the Illuminati up there. They didn't came to Columbus and they didn't put on the goddamn usher uniforms. They won't recognize us in these. Yes y'all do, y'all look suspicious. I know no people up there that are combing their hair. Why do you white folks stand right here? Y'all need to sit down and ask that. Oh, y'all came too, goddamn late. Somebody got them seat. He's like, hey, we got to split up. She walking down the aisle, like she can right come pick her daughter from a nigga house. I told that little bitch don't leave my goddamn house. Oh, Mother Bernice ain't here in that shit. Let me see your ticket. See, this says you is in the parking lot right here. You in the wrong place, sweetheart. You need to be in the back right here, man. You ain't your boyfriend. Boy, there's some Columbus shit. This shit gonna sell out eventually. Niggas ain't never stop coming. I'm gonna need you to stand. Like ever since we have been on stage, nigga been sneaking in. Excuse me, bro, let me in that motherfucker, man. Y'all are right here, thank you. Let me in that motherfucker, bro. Yeah, it's a whole bunch of niggas out there still trying to figure out where the pocket round this business. The ushers are tag teaming in this motherfucker. Niggas is trying to, I pass like nine niggas like, man, I don't think this the spot right here. Chico, I'm like, I'm good. Y'all niggas better hurry up. Y'all come with me right now. Y'all come with me right now. Hey man, I've been having so much fun this summer. Shout out to all the black people in this bitch, bro. Bro, anything black people do, it just be dope. Anybody been flying this summer? Make some noise, you fluke someone in this summer. That's it, three motherfuckers. Who ain't never been on the plane before in this motherfucker? Oh shit, y'all ain't done seen that? Look how funny it goes, look, look. What happened? That's the real seat. Huh? What happened? They would sit right here, but that's the real seat. They moved him to the back. Damn, he gon' see what the fuck happened, man. That's some bullshit, nigga. Oh! Oh, man, nah, hold on. They gotta go even further. What the fuck just happened? What the fuck just happened? They gotta go even further. Oh, we gonna love it. Oh, shit, they better not be upstairs. Chico, they on this side. Hold on, hold on. Come here, nigga. Figure it out. Show me your ass, nigga, nigga. That's what I'm gonna say. He said, he said, that's why I got set, nigga. They show me down there. They show for your ass back to where you supposed to be, too. What's the name, G? What you brought? We gon' figure this out. Dayton, Ohio. Is Dayton in the building? Dayton in this bitch! What? Well, Dayton almost gotta put out the building because this nigga right here. Oh my God. You good? You good? Go ahead, sit down. Go ahead, go ahead, go to your real seat. Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me. What? Excuse me. God damn. Y'all, what's up, man? What's up? It's your birthday. Ow! Happy birthday, white girl. High five. That's all you gon' get from me. I'm not fuckin' with no white bitches in Ohio. Chico, you touched that white lady. You gotta put your hands up, bro. You touched that white lady, bro. You gon' get a lot bigger. What's up, big dog? How you doin'? Oh, God damn. You got the goddamn cheetah print on. You got those finger waves. Finger waves. Chico, come see these finger waves. Hey, hey. Come see this goddamn cheetah print right here. Ooh. Somebody better call the zoo. We miss a one. What's up, mama with the G outfit on? Mama dressed like she was a cast member on Living Single. I like that. Ah! That's one of them outfits. You gotta pull your ass up every time you sit at it. What you gotta do, though? Oh, my goodness, bro. They got their ass kicked out of them seats, my nigga. But the thing is, he got up like he was confused. He was like, no, he won't. No, he did. You ain't see the whole thing. Hold up. Here, now. Because sister Bernice was on their ass. She was like, let me see your ticket. She was going through it. I don't even see that in the booklet right there. So look, the nigga already knew. He was like, man, this bitch right here, man. Cause his girl got up. He's still in the seat. He like, go here and just see what they say. She was like, I believe you to come up with your woman up. So when she got up this side, she was like, you know what? I fucked up. Come on, you got to go all the way. Y'all so hood in this bitch. Y'all know I just. They been having fun like a motherfucker recording the band droid. You know he the one that convinced her to do the shit, baby, come on. Ain't nobody gonna even know. Come on down. Nigga probably sat down confident in the motherfucker. Bro, that's pretty. Hey, did y'all get back together? Hey, big man, stop letting her play you like that, man. Oh, that was. Why are you joining on us? Cause your girl didn't broke up with you and want to fuck niggas on stage. Don't you focus in the attention to the wrong motherfucker? You supposed to tell her that. You know, we all get that couch from. No, he wasn't hating. He really liked this motherfucker. That's a nice goddamn couch. We got, we got a auntie in every city that let us borrow their couch Monday. But we already got a bar. We get this couch came from Chico until the end of the this couch came from Chico auntie. Beautiful. Which one we get this from? And this came from a nursing home. Bernie. This is like them last two years. This was in the waiting room. This is where they put their last two years right here in this chair. Yeah, I'm just going to sit it on now. No, that's the goddamn therapy chair right there. That's the therapy chair. The white people sit in for therapy. So Mr. Johnson, what's been going on with your family? Listen, I'm 79. I'm about to get up out of here. You're about to get up out of here. Fuck that man. Why do you have such a- Why do you have such a negative outlook on life? 79 isn't, you're still a young man. You still move. I son you do it. Who you kidding? Who you kidding? You heard that nigga, man. Who you kidding? Who a young man? I'm 79. I got to shake his look. Hey, that just means it's easier for you to tell people you don't like, no. That's all that means. Well, tell me a little bit about what you've been doing with your, with your, stop shaking. I can't stop nigga. You can stop. Y'all niggas need therapy. We are in therapy, motherfucker. Okay, go ahead. Tell everybody who going to therapy and that shit work. I ain't going to do the same. They depressed, that shit don't work. Black people don't go to no goddamn therapy. Therapy's on nosy, man. So niggas don't go to therapy. I didn't tell you shit on nosy. Niggas go to Facebook. That's therapy for niggas these days. Good morning, good morning. My Facebook family. Today has been a very rough day for me. Today, my granddaughter had her third abortion in three years. And I keep telling her to try and be a better decision maker. But she called me a bitch today in front of my granddaughter. So I am struggling. Please send your blessings, my Facebook family. Because today is going to be a really, really long one for me. Then all the fake people in the bottom. God loves you, girl. Don't worry about none of the evil that the devil tries to bring in your life. Meanwhile, you at the house, this bitch nasty as fuck ain't the head with it. That shit is crazy. Stop telling all your business to the internet, man. They run straight to it. I don't know if I give a fuck. I'll be on there laughing at this shit. Like, this bitch stressing again. Everybody want to see that? People don't care about your problems, man. Hey, man, I've been reading all that shit. I admit it. I'm addicted. I read all your life. I don't read that shit. That shit is amazing, bro. They tell you every detail. I've been following this one bitch so long, I know everything that doesn't happen. What happened? Sometimes I just be reading this shit. I'm like, bro, he needed to leave her alone, bro. Ain't no, bro, ain't no wife be doing her like that. She seem to be up and up then. I go see what happened on the other side of that, man. I don't know. This is kind of 50-50. They both wrong and they both right a little bit. That shit depressing, man. I don't want to hear that shit. Me neither. I want to see motivation and shit. I'm already going through real life. Shit, I don't want to hear about your shit. God damn it. I don't know what you're looking for, a sympathy story for me. Then you got stupid people that are going through that comment. You got crazy people that are going through that comment that don't give a fuck about your shit. They be like, look, bitch, you need to move on. And there be 80 people that like that shit. Like, yeah. Yeah. But that's the thing. For the Facebook and all that shit, it didn't turn motherfuckers into robots. You can't even do real nigga shit no more without having to record it. Like this shit is crazy. First of all, any of you niggas that have ever made a video on the internet telling another nigga what you was going to do to them on the internet, something wrong with you niggas, man. Right. How could you? Like, how could you be on your... Hey, look, fuck nigga. You already know what it is with me, nigga. Real nigga. You already know what time it is. Bitch, we got them things over this motherfucker. Yeah. You see what time it is. You see what time it is. Any fuck nigga want a problem with us. Any fuck nigga want a problem with us. Nigga, you know what time it is. We got them big choppers. Nigga Drake goes. You know what? You don't need to... I'll do everything. Yeah. This is because it... Fuck nigga. I pull up on you. Oh, you pussy ass nigga. I pull up on you. Thank y'all the only one with some goddamn Wi-Fi. Pull up on me, fuck nigga. I'm in Columbia right. The location. Fuck nigga. Dr. Lopache, pussy ass nigga. Pussy ass nigga. We seen you at the motherfucker's store. Say you ain't getting your car and run like a bitch nigga. We pulled up on your bitch ass nigga. You know what time it is. Show the... Show the... Yeah, fuck nigga. You ain't tell them motherfucker how I would buy myself with my baby. Mother, my baby. Nigga, you ain't say that part. Pussy ass nigga. Do it with them vampires in the basement. Fuck nigga. I'm right there, nigga. Say something, nigga. I don't know who... Then they see the nigga real life and be like this. I don't know who side I'm on. That shit don't make no sense. Because I ask for you to do all that and then go, yeah, bitch ass nigga. All right. Let me put a filter on that motherfucker. No, I don't want to go with that. Put your car. No, I'm going to go with that purse on that one. D&E nigga be this crazy. Like... Yup. His sin on that bitch. You have the world going to know I'm a real nigga now. She know what time it is, boy. What's happening? Yeah, you did your thing when you recorded that one. When I recorded that shit? When you recorded that one. That made me a gangster, nigga. What? You ain't even have to do it again, nigga. You are so perv. Listen. I knew it was a different guy. Hold up, bro. Hold up. This little stud trying to fuck me. Oh. Uh-oh. You ain't looking like Murphy Lee, bitch. You better sit down. Underly, underly mama. Yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. What? Popping in the eye. Bro, you ain't see it. She was swirling her hand and said, like, nigga, what's up with you? Don't ever approach me like that, sir. Oh. When she come up on you, be like, you know my coochie with? Oh, my man. My niggas stop playing, boy. Shit. I don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Man, you're still mad, bro. She only like me. I'm the only nigga she like. Oh, yeah. My bag. Go ahead. Yeah. She just thought it back like a nigga. Let me cook, bro. You know what I mean? You can't have nothing. You know what I'm saying? She just thought it back. I can't fuck you. You got a dick print. She got a little... All right. What? I'm just talking shit, man. Ah, nigga, stop it. My coochie with? Put your car out. Don't walk. Don't put your... Man, you're still a woman. Don't do that. Don't say that. Exactly. Ladies, I respect whatever you choose to do. We don't care nothing about none of that. Whatever you like, you like it. But at the end of the day, you got a pussy. Bro, I'm telling you studs like niggas, they just like us a little bit. I used to buy my weed from this stud, bitch. Right. And she used to rub on her coochie and then try to make me smell the weed. Smell it, bro. Smell it. It smell like pussy. I'm getting this from... Now turn the music off. This is serious business. Hey fellas, grown man, you remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night? Yeah. You remember that shit? A lot of men can't fuck all night no more. If you want to go back to the days where you could fuck all night, I know the people at bluechew.com and they have given me a promo code so me and my partners can goddamn go get the bluechew pills and fuck these women all night long because that's what they want these days. Really? Go to bluechew.com and use the code 85SouthShow and get you a discount on your chewable bluechew.com pills because they good and they make your meat get harder. Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit her with the rock, hit her with the motherfucking rock. Go to bluechew.com, use the promo code 85South. Now I'm not saying that this is an FDA approved or nothing but you experiment with shit all the time. Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew.com? If you got a look and you having problems getting it up, here's what you need to do. Bluechew. Bluechew.com go get you some say bluechew.com and go get you some you can make love to your lady. Come on y'all. A for a long, long time and hit her with that wood. I swear to God, I ain't lying. It's the sexual stimulants that make your meat get hard. It's the sexual stimulants that make your meat get hard. I'm saying listen you still got a koochee. You just ain't fucked the right nigga yet. You still might like some type of dick. You just against dick totally. This is what I don't understand. This is what I don't understand. Help me understand. You don't like dick. Do y'all use strap ons? Do you use the strap ons on her? That's your best friend. Do you like dick? Penetration. Nigga, you answer if she like dick. She said penetration. Nigga, what in the bitch? A cute combo. She like microphone on a car. Comcast remotes. Anything. Nigga, if a bitch think a comcast remote in her pussy, she is a professional. That shit stink. A comcast or that rubble. That shit stink. You ever licked it by accident? She been fucking the comcast remote. Not their remote. So you use dildos on other women sometimes. That mean that the women that you fucking like dick, they just don't like dick with the vein in it. It's too much. It's just too much. It's just too much. I'm just saying. If you like the plastic dick, what makes you think that you just don't like the body that the dick is? It's too much. That's the thing. They don't use plastic to make dildos and shit no more. They use the same skin that they make prosthetic legs and shit out of. It feels just like dick meat. These women have been using technology that put a heartbeat throb in that bitch. It's some pearls in that bitch that licked the coochie, the clit and the booty all at the same time. It ain't even about dick. You ever seen a dildo? Got more parts on there. Swiss army knife. Got the booty Tesla. Got the coochie penetrator. There is some shit at the end, like a tongue and some ears on that bitch. Then there's a little screen that played her favorite song. Then it's the little thing that's saying fé compliments to her phone. Shit, so we just losing Listen, we gotta do everything now all niggas got is is this That's all we got is the hand Paul meta that's good as it get for a nigga. You ain't nobody been in no dick suck machine for us or nothing We've been using the same masturbation machines. They're bringing out a little stupid and doll It's a double standard when it come to that shit You go up a girl how she have some deal those are shit. You be like this bitch a freak She come over your house and find a fake pussy you a pervert Ladies, what would you do you cleaning up your nigga house? You look under the bed Then they got one of them bodies with the titties the pussy in the ass. Oh, yeah, I gotta leave this nigga a serial killer You're gonna go in you gonna go in like a motherfucker You are nasty ass nigga. What the fuck is wrong with you? What is you a serial killer? Fucking them dolls y'all niggas boy Meanwhile she got a top drill full of dildos one that opened like a ninja sword Now most of them got that big ass. What y'all call it the magic wand that shit. It look like a back massager How y'all know about all this stuff nigga? I got a black mama And my mama was a 3000 you ever seen how the motherfucker come from here my mama used to she ain't given fuck She used to leave that motherfucker on the dresser stay out my room You wouldn't see with the fucking ass border see shit. Hey, Chico Leave that big white You be doing this shit I just said and then they actually seen it to me. I've been like I've been gonna be waiting for a long time Cash after that's a new hustle cash up to fuck the game up Finances right then old niggas didn't have to worry about that. You say man I'm gonna use the money ain't got nothing on me right now, though I'm gonna wait till I get back to the crib and get some cash I'll be back over here. That's cuz they didn't ran the price of pussy up to have right But your grandfather used to be able to show up with $20 worth of grocery that shit last two weeks Convinced your grandma. He was a good man. Good can 20 dollars Feed the whole family twenty dollars to get your asses one pair of socks. That's it a Snicker bar in a soda nowadays Not even a nail fountain Remember we were going grocery shopping that family dollar Yeah My fly I don't like how you just felt so sorry for my homeboy like that. He said I went shopping that family dollar. She said, oh Right. Yeah family dollar because they got two hours. They got regular groceries They just don't have the same amount in it. You ever bought sandwich meat for family dollar get home is three slices Who the fuck did this? No wonder this shit a dollar ain't but two sandwiches in this motherfucker I eat the candlepiece roll nigga, don't yell a boss about going there. Oh Family dollar You know you in the hood you see a family dollar like Family dollar say my life. They had toys. Yeah, they got toys food detergent. The owner. That's a small wall Naked like a real small underwear t-shirts. You ever been to Dollar Tree Dollar Tree Look at that. Hey, tell the truth. They run Dollar Tree like a flea market. They be looking around on trust Dollar Tree Don't you do it? Don't you do it family dollar across the street Dollar Tree across the street Just go to family dollar. No, I'm a fuck both of y'all up The only real store that everything is a dollar and it's Dollar General nigga. That's the only one That's what a real street go everything a dollar in that motherfucker You're going to get a half a bar ivory soap. You like I didn't know they may have for bars and so nigga When you go get that big-ass bottle with a thousand aspirin in that bitch And you'd be like nigga does the FDA know about this that bit say they don't even sell this shit at Walmart What can you get a thousand? That's just a aspirin on the front. I sprint. It's a say if you got a headache headache medicine headache relief but being broke like Being broke was was fun a little bit when you was young It was fun for me Cuz all cuz you cuz you When you a kid not as an adult it's horrible as an adult when you a kid You don't know you don't know you broke so all the broke shit that you doing is fun They use that you ever made your own toy thing She'd hurt Like I remember I made a motherfucking little fake car out of taller paper roll the road to the toilet paper Well, you're so stupid man That's what everybody cuz everybody here know you supposed to make your car out of old shoebox And they can then draw the interior in the box. See that's y'all problem y'all is wasteful y'all is oh Yes wasteful in my house. You better not tell no box up making no cause Boy, we could use that box to put some deodorant so your drawers, but don't do that You're getting a recycling household. Yeah It might have been a little bit more rough for him being broke as a child They had to save all they boxes only thing we had to save was all the butter bowls and shit like that Now you got to eat a bowl of Captain Crunch with spaghetti stains in that motherfucker. You know, I hope my milk Don't turn red this shit nasty fuck But when you know You build your trust up now it ain't gonna fuck with it You good give me the ball with the spaghetti sauce in it. I'm good Yeah, yeah, that's fuck. Do you know you know, you know, you broke you go When you poke when you pull the goddamn cereal in the dust come in And you'd be like Let me eat this shit quick before it turned into oatmeal That mean that's the end. Oh, I'll get sad. That's what all the sugar in the frosty place Oh, nigga, just my old bad to be lit. I got some dust in You know, you had a black person house you ever went to get some body and open it up and some green beans in the ball You're like God damn. I ain't fuck this toast now. I don't spread no green beans juice on my bread Then they got the butter rolled up in the goddamn little thing on the side of the refrigerator not in nothing You got to unpeel this shit. You got butt under your fingernails now Hey, make some noise if you ever try to hide some food from your family in the refrigerator Hamburger later on you wrap that bitch up in a paper time sneak that bitch all the way in the back Behind that nasty juice that don't nobody won't put their water in front of that bitch and then slice the shit in front of You know, but I don't look in there be Well, you come back to your shit, but who the fuck discovered my hamburger It must have been the motherfucker watching me the whole time Motherfucking family, you can't trust nobody At least you can put some no evidence ain't nothing but the motherfucker hamburger go it ain't no plate in the sling or nine You don't know who the fuck ate your shit. You made for two days walk around the house Then your mama fine, but shit your ass up. I ain't got them Now you can't do nothing at least he can put some in the refrigerator shit. I had roaches. They was in there too shit Roach was like, I don't think you want to put it right here though. Cuz we've been out there all day It's fucked up when you catch your mama eat your shit cuz you can't say nothing I remember but I had some goddamn soul food. This was not too long ago I will you know how you on the way to the house waiting to get that shit You like I'm gonna fuck them greens and that macaroni and cheese. It's gonna be good Oh, I got an house. My mama was sitting there watching lifetime fucking my food up. I'm like That's the thing about it when somebody eats your shit, you'll never see him do it least y'all had leftovers shit You'll never see him I Within the refrigerator nothing still Spices don't want to cook. Okay. I will be selling crack at no time Can I spin out of your house, please? I haven't ate again, please But I you know I live in the house with our like nine different family members So we was at that stage man My uncle earth used to write his name on everything that belonged to him nigga orange juice milk all that shit And that nigga will cuss you to fuck out if you touch anything in there with earth on that motherfucker. I Remember I was great. I was great. Get some goddamn orange juice. It's a little big-headed nigga. Put my goddamn juice down your name Disgusting as a child Nigga water was nasty motherfucker man It water ain't meant for a child body like is when you a child you can eat McDonald's go right outside Now you should just switch when you a grown person because if you eat some McDonald's right now You had to take off the work tomorrow But that's wrap something to you But when you a kid water was the nastiest shit ever man, and I'm man we used to never had no Soldiers last time my mama used to bring home one Pepsi just for her only flavor drink in the whole house was hers And we used to have to drink water and we had no filter. We was drinking that good sink water nigga That shit is disgusting sink water. I remember I had a bitch come on my house She's like I don't eat me and then when it got some water out the sink. I'm like bitch. You don't eat me But you drink sink water Got your priorities fucked up bitch. I'll have you eat a wrong burger to drink that goddamn city water My nigga you had it good you grew up on sink water nigga. I'm from the country. We grew up on water hose water Yeah, you be outside all day. You had to hit that goddamn water hose Then first ten seconds of the water be hot damn shit Yeah, you got damn mouth, but then you get used to it Y'all niggas had it good still Still I grew up off an insurer. Yeah, we met now. I got a stomach full of that shit How long was you drinking insurer flat for like seven years? I Said can I get some issues that you can grab one of them initials and get out my face? Oh Oh Sure, I don't want another milk shake Yes, what are the nasa that VA that VA Tang whatever the fuck that is We're talking about V8 that is the nasa shit over You'll be in first class sit next to that white lady who drinking in bloody mirrors Like this bitch drinking tomato juice with liquor in it like white people are a different goddamn Vegetables in alcohol. I sense a white people drinking a bloody marriage with bacon and shit in them. I'm like seeing that shit Shit a bacon bloody Mary, I don't know Caucasian cuisine that's what that's called It's a lot of shit. It's Caucasian cuisine White people what is it cake? Y'all culture we don't know tell us fruit cake Keesh shit like that. It's what I had it right there. What happened? What's your Friend, he like tell it. Hold up. Let me ask you someone white lady. That's your boyfriend That's your man a dude sitting next to you Bro, that's your lady. She's like I was how long you've been with her 19 years. What me ask you this. Damn. What's your favorite meal that she Can't get the nigga just laying What's your favorite meal that your girl make? Hold up? So what is it? Nick's a fetish any some noodles It's the colors on your stupid a boy. If you didn't know She done told any good a wife. Can you see how good all that shit is the nigga said fed a chicken That's noodles Don't make that nigga You know he she bought that chicken in there that white chicken out this tub nigga. She was like Oh, so you had real chicken with that breast He had no that wind is me that better chain to be hidden He's got wind in me and lasagna. It's not bad I knew white people with a listen You ain't never seen a white person happy until you seen him eat a untoasted bagel. Listen, they will fuck Yeah, I've been in the airport and just see what let me get a everything No toasted Let me get some cream cheese on there everything bagel Then they cut that everything now your regular bagel tastes like onions and shit you like man I'm not standing behind no white people. How do you eat that shit in the morning man a bagel with whipped cream? That's stupid Early the morning you want this white shit on your face bitch like you got to have a strong-ass throat to eat a bagel a strong throat bitch, that's bread I Toasted Toast you know white people they uncomfortable. I don't I don't understand why they don't like bagels I'm going to talk shit about us under the breath where you shouldn't eat fucking chicken all day even though it might be Yeah, fucking throat might loosen up you stop drinking those goddamn grape sodas You're gonna you're gonna judge me Won't you take care of your fucking baby mama? How about that? Fucking Negro's won't you get your fucking education? Oh, it's up killing each other. You can fucking laugh, but you can't live together Right, why don't you stop all that goddamn gun violence get some education Tyrone? Won't you stop shaving your head with fucking ball here you got balls up back your neck fucking Quincy Yeah, yeah, you're talking a lot of shit on the microphone But I bet if I put a book out and told you to read out loud you'd leave the building wouldn't you? Yeah, I can't talk white. I'm a full nigger Hey, don't talk like I'm a sound like Why don't you take that shit across the street, bro? I'm gonna be a real white person cuz that ain't what they be saying what they be saying That landing a pootie back down no Who was smoking that bullshit ass weed, bro If a nigga give me another motherfucking mixtape, I know it's one thing I'm so sick of that music the first fact be like nigga. You already know who it is. No, I know Hey, bro, I wonder how the white people like I want to how they hold it in when we say nigga They be want to laugh every time they hear them. I Think it just you know all white people to say nigga at some point Skip over We're doing the night I was fucking drinking a what? Oh, baby, dude, isn't that a b2? Don't nobody say nigga like that like they're so happy to say they take this shit, huh? What's up? I'm drunk white girls definitely be saying nigga. It's best when they be singing them. So real ass bitch give a fuck by the nigga Yeah, I don't give a fucking niggas in my fucking life amber You don't have to say that I want you can't say that right now. They're listening. I love niggas big black cock niggas They calling the homegirls the next day. We went to the show. It was so many niggas You know they were on your girl You ain't so good. This is what about the white boys. I know they do especially cool the boys who think they Yo my nigga Now we in ohio, you'll really catch what I was up with your nigga. Why you feel bro? You're like, whoa What part of ohio are you from say that again? Now, you know who gonna say it one of them fucking meth heads You don't want to give me no fucking money because I'm a white boy and not a nigga and take off running barefoot Then he found and you whoop his ass I'm sorry It's something called white man rage like they're only a white man It's a level of rage that only a white man can reach you to say that on the internet You can say that in person It's a level of rage that a white man because niggas, you know at a certain point we like man Let's get to the action white people. They you can piss them off when they're pissed off Bro, check it out, bro You're fucking pissing. Todd. Todd. Don't do it. Don't do it. Todd. Listen, bro. He has one more fucking time, bro I know bro. You gotta you gotta be here, bro. You gotta be here. Come on. What the fuck did you say, bro? Fuck What did you say, bro? Huh, I'll fucking kill everybody in this bitch, bro Come at me, bro. Come at me, bro. Fuck you, bro They started crying I'm fucking dead. Todd. That was 12 for you and kill myself, bro The fuck is wrong? He's so stupid when they get mad. You got it, bro. You got it. I'm gonna go ahead and get back in my car I just don't think I'm gonna run straight on this press way People do stupid shit. What'd you say, baby? That bitch sound like she walked here. I'm straight She got that bitch boy, she's been getting it all day. Can I get a ride? She got the real old lady I'll go back to the nursing home, baby. I'm gonna show you something. I just need a left, please I love you too, baby. All right Ain't nothing like the old way That bitch look just like me Damn That bitch come on bitch. Let's show our chest She coming for real. Oh, she coming. What's she at? Oh, she love me. It's okay, y'all. Damn, don't be You look like young girl. She's got gray dress. She's not about to do nothing There you go, DC. She a literature teacher. Yeah She look like, she look like young thugs. Damn, she really run like that She ain't got no ass, she just live. I ain't got the hook. I got the hook. She a recovering addict and they think I got the hook. How's she running away? She tore an ACL in the ninth grade. Oh, she was a punt guard. She tore an ACL. It's okay That shit is crazy. Hey, Wild'n Out came back on tonight, man. Yes, y'all. And it's not on MPV no more It's on VH1. Yes, it's on VH1. Don't ask us why. It's the same goddamn people. Same thing. They kill it. So ladies, now you can just leave this TV on VH1 when all that shit come on You can watch bitches throw water on each other and argue about Rappers that ain't made a record in a long time and then you can watch us Be on TV on Wild'n Out, man. So make sure y'all tune into that. I don't know. They don't like me. He came back. Yeah, I came back. What you saying? They don't like me. Real niggas, real niggas do real things. Yeah, yeah I'm back. I'm on some shit tonight. Watch it. Watch it. It'll be on by the time you get home. Watch that shit. They play that shit all night. White people start watching it. Not the ones who at the show, the ones who work here. Yeah, watch it called Wild'n Out. They like Wild'n Out. Don't lie like you watch it. They tell us who watched that shit. We know who. We know the demographics. Y'all start watching that shit. Oh, that's white people. See how many white people in here? Because how many white people watch the show? Exactly. Trying not to watch that shit. You're like, I fucking love Wild'n Out. Every time you guys No, white people watch that shit. White people watch Wild'n Out. You have been to airport DC, somebody walked up, but hey fucking DC Young Fly, pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it. I fucking love you, bro. Give me some. Right. Yeah. What's your favorite game? I'm in the island, watched us on Wild'n Out before we started doing that. Oh, here comes this nigga again. This nigga again, his money worth. He's happy. Y'all don't understand. This is his first event ever. He ain't never been nowhere to the skin ring nowhere. Auto zone. He ain't got no car. He ain't never been an old riding nigga. He don't know what that smell like nigga. What you saying? You fresh out the joint. I can tell you just happy. You like fuck that nigga. Life is good. I'm free. I'm free my nigga. I'm free to walk in the aisle that I couldn't walk in before. He said he fresh out the joint. That just made his mother say, go where you can go out. Yeah, you can go outside baby. How long have you been for? How long have you been there for? How long have you been there for? What's up about old papers? You can tell. Seven years. Y'all show us some love. This is first summer out. Welcome home, nigga. Welcome home, boy. Welcome home. Have you been there for seven years? Yeah, yeah. I'm out. No restrictions. No nothing. He's in here. Thank you, bro. One thing. You're gonna be back in there. You two aggressive. No real. Hey, watch this, nigga. You ain't taking your freedom seriously. No, next thing you know that nigga gonna put a honey bun out his pocket. You don't appreciate this shit. You don't appreciate it. That nigga gonna put a honey bun out his pocket. You can't even sit out and watch this show like a normal person. Look at you. You don't appreciate this shit. You want to go back. Look, she nervous in the mouth. You don't appreciate this shit. Look how everybody else acted. Look what you're doing. See, while you was in there seven years, you ain't learned shit. You ain't learned a damn thing. Yeah, they should have left you in there two more years. Maybe you would have came out. Peace and love, my brother. Look at you. Same nigga. Sit down. Go sit down. That nigga thank you. You still in the game after seven years in solitude. He institutionalized. The nigga thank you for this. All them niggas is dead and have jobs now. You from Detroit? Turn door. Yeah. They're right. Congratulations. That was stupid. He don't know what to laugh at. I've been trying to show the nigga support. That nigga just love. He just love somebody seeing them. Boy, you is alive. I know you're a killer. You got the wood to your black mouth. He bullshit. Boy, I've been through something. Hey, I know that nigga been in jail for seven years. He kept him shorts the whole time. He was like, yep. Nah, fuck that. Give me my 2011 shorts, nigga. All right, bro. He good. Oh, shit. Substance abuse. Substance abuse is a mother. That shit hurt now. And fuck what you're acting with. You can feel it. You know what I'm saying? You think you own him. You like. It's the alcoholism. Oh, yeah. Ain't nobody worried about that. He is having a good time. He don't know. Pray the part about it. He think he snuck up here. You ain't see the nigga when he was down low at first. Hey, you know what, though? You know what it is, fly? That nigga ain't got no seat. He just been walking around the whole building. Damn. This bitch nice in the back. God damn. Man, let me go back up there. Tell him look how the white ushers don't do shit. Y'all just ain't did shit all day. All the white ushers. Oh, don't make this one. What is wrong? Ain't nobody ever get that out of here. He don't know what he doing. That nigga roll the white van here. He got them all fucking outside waiting on him. Did you enjoy yourself, y'all? Had a good time. Yes, I did. He's gonna be famous in a minute. I ain't lying. They gonna be like, I ain't gonna be looking just like jazz ass. Uh-oh. I'm a friend, friend. You gonna see that thing going out the door. You with that nigga that got through out the door. Look at Chad. Chad sat it over in the back like a real life security nigga. He just sat out there watching this making sure the insurance everything's right with the insurance. We got twin security. They twin. He don't know who. Bruh, just relax. Go sit down, bruh. The comedy show the last place to be tough at. We came to laugh and bullshit, bruh. You ain't in jail no more, bruh. Everybody ain't against you no more, bruh. Look at this shit, bruh. Don't nobody want to thank you, bruh. Yeah, you about to fuck the show. Don't nobody want to take your tray or your snacks, bruh. You good. You good, bruh. You is out living. Be thankful, bruh. Come on, bruh. Don't fuck it up. You got a whole bunch of niggas in here. They fuck with you. They will jump your ass like they will. All these women in here, man. These niggas gonna pay their money. They ain't fucking chill. Come on, go sit down, man. Go sit down. Go ahead, Carlo. Go sit with your lady, man. You good. Look at the white horses. Y'all still ain't doing shit. This y'all are tabulous, man. And y'all are scared. Look at y'all. Go sit down. White people ain't doing nothing. Look, a nigga. No, we don't stop smoking, but ain't stop this nigga. Yeah, wait up, niggas. Some go sit down, music, man. They ain't whisper that shit. They ain't like, hey, white people stop smoking. Eight niggas. Go sit your ass in your seat. Before you be back in that cell, you was in last week. Come on, my niggas sit down. Just chill. We ain't even keeping it real. Hey. And if you don't see it down, I'm gonna see how your girl, Tini, feel. It's a nigga behind you. Hold up, low. It's a nigga behind you. This nigga here crazy. This nigga crazy here. Listen. Okay. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. It's cool. Hold up, hold up, man. Y'all chill. Chill. Y'all ain't got to jump up. Come on. My light skin. You need to cool out before your face be all lumped up. Come on. Come on. Chill, my nigga. We don't want you to get your ass beat. Plus, your girl gonna be sitting by herself and we'll put another nigga in your seat. Hey. Hey. Chill out. You drunk. And we can tell if you don't hurry up and sit your black ass down, you're gonna end up back in jail. Come on. This your first summer. Hold my nigga. You don't really want to go back because seven years ago, you had to go to jail for selling some crack. Hold up. Now that's cool. And we let all that slide. But real talk, he gonna be here for a minute because that nigga ain't got no right. Come on. What you gonna do? Come on. If your girl pull off. And you gonna get beat up by security. Your head gonna be soft. It gonna have that baby knot. It gonna be poof poofing. Yeah, it gonna be real fucked up. Yeah, man. Sit down, bruh. Poof poofing. Thank you to all the professional security who know how to deal with the mentally ill. Right. Violence is never the answer and I would never condone violence against another black man. Not at all. Peace and love to all of my black brothers. The way y'all condone business and y'all shit. Y'all some scary motherfuckers. Y'all ain't do shit. If you fight, if you fight in my mama house, she don't give a fuck who you are. What? All y'all gonna sit y'all lying down. Somebody put a camera guy here, white one. No, no, nigga. White people up there like this. I wanted the old nigga to jump up. Hold on, Jack. You're not about to fuck the show up, turkey. The old school nigga with the Detroit shit on. Why you ain't say nothing? Old school like he won't fuck with me. I would just mind in my bed. That's how you gotta do it. White people up top and not getting involved. They up there. They up there looking down on them. Oh my god. You can see the white girl, she was excited, dude. It's about to fucking go down. White people up there like, yep, we got the money already. We can't wait. We can't wait. Here we go. It's about to go down. It was standing up there like, dude. We'll never, we'll never get nobody out of the show. You owe me 50 bucks. I told you they were going to fight. We'll never get nobody out of the show. You want me to get involved in your problems? But you're not employing me. Because if that black guy kept coming down on stage on my show, I just call the authorities. That's all I do. That's what you want to do? You want to call them? All right, that's enough. She walking like a Buddha. Okay. Ooh, that shit we're about to get fucking right there. It's looking like Hoopu to her. Play that shit. I like that. I like that right there. No, that's that. I'm walking home. I just got my ad with music. You got to stop fucking crazy ass people. I can't believe that. Nah, this, this the music they play when, when your girl trying to figure out the passcode to your phone in the bathroom. I'm gonna go with my ass that they got there. I like that shit. Y'all show some love for my man Sax B on the saxophone. Talk your shit. That's a saxophone. We got a black man on the saxophone. Hold up, man. Play on some shit. Let him know you ain't sick. You ain't bullshitting, man. Come on. Yes, you did. That's that jam. Yeah, that's that jam. You shoulda sat out. 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You ever be trying to eat the pussy from the back and miss and eat some ass a little bit? I'm the only nigga that ever happened to. What you saying, love? When you accidentally eat a little piece of booty. You don't never accidentally eat no booty. Right. You eat that booty, you like. You eat the ass on purpose. I'm down now. Ain't nobody ever accidentally ain't no ass. Are you a lie? Ain't nobody ever accidentally ain't no ass. Ain't nobody ever accidentally ain't no ass. Accidentally ain't no ass. Could I seen that hole? I want to do. Let me know. Right the door. Columbus, how y'all feeling tonight? Yeah. Everybody up top. How you feeling up top? Up top. I do the up top rock. I said, if you up top, but if you up top, but let me see how up top rock. I say you got your tickets. She's working up there. You say you got your tickets. She's working up there. She's working up there. She's working up there. She's having a stroke. Oh, she was throwing that ass in a semi circle. Oh, oh, hey, hey, and she was throwing that ass in a what? I said, Oh, that is a stanky. That booty right now. Big stanky booty. Yeah. No, I think I want a big stanky booty. I got a big stanky booty. It's a look. You tell them, look, stop. I like the way she like, Oh my God. It's crazy. Smoking on some weed that I had from yesterday. Yeah. My bag. Oh, no, you got me so high. I'm ready to get high. Smoking on some weed that I found in my bag from yesterday. It got me so high. Oh, when I get high, you know what I say. What you say. When you get high, know what I say. And what you say? Stupid it, beep, beep, bop, bop. Stupid it, boot bop, bop, bop, bop. The road to blood up. Stupid it, beep, bop, bop, bop. You don't need to smoke no more. If there's what you do, Let it be your last blood, you motherfuckin' hoot Could you talk to me like that and call me a fool When the last blood that I smoked, nigga, I got it from you But look, don't you see, nigga, your ass is trimming Nigga, you was never acting like me What would that mean? Was we smoking the same thing? Cause when I hit that blunt you passed me I was like, brr-b-b-dop-dop-bang You know what? I know what you did That nigga passed me the blunt I was like, yeah See, that's why I have to say I don't have those problems that they have I got my same weed from yesterday Hey, I don't want no problems With none of these folks I don't want to hit your damn blunt Because I got my own smoke I got it from this lady Hey, when I was in a different city She said, how much weed do you say you want And then reached in her titty Titty weed, titty weed That make you not care Cause if you smoke that titty weed too much You be acting like that nigga back there Hold up, Carlos Believe me What that nigga was on my nigga Especially when no goddamn weed Damn sure what Hey, that nigga got problems What? He need to hit the weed one time And maybe there's a song No, no Cause that's the thing, bruh If that nigga smoke any damn thing That nigga gon' motherfucking crank up You a motherfucking fool with it You so motherfucking cool with it We nigga talkin' bout bulk Shout out to the girl who got the hook I think I'm talkin' to the Ninja Turtles I think I think he rap be yellow Hey man, before we get out of here Let's do some real cool shit Turn the lights down a little bit Before we get up out of here, man Let make it real sexy for the ladies Who can wear white panties all day Take them off, they still be white Let me see, let me see White panties challenge White panties challenge I don't wanna see no booty sweat, bitch We gon' thank you, doo-doo Shout out to all the ladies who did the cucumber challenge And you don't even eat vegetables We gon' thank you, doo-doo, lady Ladies, stop suckin' on vegetables and suck real dick Suck real dick tonight Columbus, Ohio, all the ladies Won't you suck real dick tonight You gon' fuck around and suck one of them cucumbers They gon' have a worm in it Now your breath smells like the produce Ow That bitch got K-worm If you enjoyed this show tonight Fellas and you in here with your lady Do us a favor You wanna show us love, suck our tittie On the way home Ladies, if you win it, pull your tittie out Don't even say nothing Just see how far y'all get You know he think out your tittie is out But I don't think you're crazy Hell, 85-self, show the cody pocket Baby, your tittie See, that's why I'm in a relationship Suckin' titties at the real life She so disrespectful That girl that said she was Gonna fuck you earlier with the boyfriend did She said he gon' suck my titties His fat ass when we go home I'ma suck his Damn She ain't shit She ain't shit Ow She ain't shit She ain't shit She ain't shit All of the fellas say she ain't shit She ain't shit Come on That's a big booty on that hella That's a big booty on that hella Boy, the ladies say he ain't shit He ain't shit Ladies he ain't shit. He ain't shit. We're my twin and it was just her. It was her by herself Yes, her where you're twin DC. I want to see a run back up That bitch ain't shaking number thighs that bitch shaking number thighs Shake your thighs shake your ass. You don't got much but make it fast I say shake your thighs shake your ass. Say you ain't got much but shake your fans Got a great racer boy as I asked About to do me a math problem. Let me see Show if you ain't looking then you might have missed her and to that nigga that almost got Oh I'm gonna take pictures on stage up. It will look very more professional Did they say we couldn't take pictures up there? Yeah, why? Oh I was emotional. We can't leave everyone. Best we're gonna do baby. I'm sorry. Thank you for coming out. I'm sure it's you. I'm sure it's you. Y'all have a good evening. What's up? One more one more It's all good, you know how it is Tonight is the night that we kick the badge man. Oh, yeah I'm going to show it You gotta take a picture You're gonna post it on the ground Everybody You're gonna use a filter, huh? Oh gee. I'll be back. You're gonna scroll through your life to see who left it, huh? You're gonna post that shit again, huh? That ain't Jared that for your friend, huh? You drinking gin, huh? You bought your ticket had a seat to get in Y'all gonna get Hey One two three Wait to both flash One more one more Wait to both flash Thank you for coming Why are y'all so fine snow stand in the house all win a let's take it a group Don't be afraid to take Chins up You see my double chin Oh Literally We all get out his ass from ohio ladies She's from marilane sitting on the marilane She's from marilane all these ladies want to do is fill on us and take this There I have Whatever you want to do, put your titties out. Go ahead. Turn up. Bro. This is it. Put your titties out. Yeah, put titties out One more one more I thought it was something behind me Don't play don't play no game Hey Just look like you got niggas is all of Season one for the love of Candice And I'm like Five Damn they clone these niggas y'all look like Uh Y'all think it was just like that she weirded Man I don't get this Ten days be I told what 20th Harlem Harlem be no 125th street be you already know what it is New y'all make sure you get those tickets man 85 stop show is coming to the Apollo niggas you already know what time deals You'll be testing how to kick hands Get some tickets. We'll see you up there tops purple tops We won't worry about it. We definitely wouldn't worry about it. It's just because this be in the moment It's don't roll Told you before we went out there what it was gonna be man just another display of verbal magnificence You hear that yep Excellent extravagant. Yeah Yeah, it's trying to do turn it out Crazy gotta get the crazy Hey, we gotta Crazy man was all right. He's a trip He wanted me to act crazy and it was a dump money. He Okay, he tripping all that blocky. She knew to be like soon. He bought me like, oh, but you check that I'm gonna get his ass sit back down Not playing like that in prison. I can like that. You did seven years before I did some shit like I caught with another nigga dope Right Everyone like that on the inside probably walls trying to make you play crazy, but you know, you don't think Don't only he's doing this in the neighborhood One book with a guy's in school. Oh come on this nigga. Come on down That's why we did that shit the first time I said that I'm not fighting really gonna give me one more time I'm gonna mark you on the outside I'll kick you dead here with a surface My nigga Hey, man, that was a live ass show I'm tired of saying this every night, but you know, we have a lot of great shows The vibe in every city is different. So that just determined the whole show It was crazy because people's really like just Every thing you think of this building jokes the whole time Every direction Every direction Man Man, it was so much. It was so it was all you said it. I can't remember what you said it Oh shit what you say, bro You can say it a lot. He said some rule with that one. I got there. I got the hog I got It was a lot of shit What a girl a little crazy Man, it ain't even dying though, man Oh, look, oh look, he come back to me. Did I talk to Ryan after? Did you like it? He said He said What you say That's what you said. You said that but he's got a ball. Fuck Maddie pack over That was That was the one that was the one Chris, how was the show? It was amazing. I don't want to get my head down. Okay Good shit y'all How was it? It was awesome I laughed a lot It was a lot Bruh Bruh My doubts That's all we do, man. We just pray Even when it ain't Chris We just pray in chrism's love and shit Want some water? I ain't getting that. It ain't weak as fuck, but the paper like that, bro. I haven't even had like Yeah, have a seat in there Yeah, yeah, yeah It's as manly as it's too warm This shit game I think it was the last water it was not the last water Not about to jump in there