 Yeah Just wait one second We're trying to keep the black community involved. I mean right just dedicate to Don Julio I know exactly who I'm dedicated for it after your uncle Charles. I did have uncle Charles. You did? I swear to God. Do you miss him? Do you miss him? No And then he died Well Baby this thing I know she's using me second no dig Nah, because she was setting on them cigarettes You know You know, yeah Okay, I don't have no choice See He didn't want to keep sticking to this He was ready to die. He was ready to die. He was ready to get out of it. He didn't want to keep sticking this digging that exhaust pipe Oh Oh cigarette surely back You ready we got them we got them joints We on Hey, man, just look at the camera dedicate. You don't know how to dedicate to live it or no Yes, she ain't who they do know that I sure like I'm gonna dedicate this To all the bdbs out there. If you don't know what a bdb is. It's a big dick baller Period. Why you just didn't say my name? You're dedicated to me What's here for the bdb? Yeah, I'm the only one I'm the only one We're about to get to look at everybody in this room is grown And these ladies are drinking because they want to period I mean our show show is called poor minds. That's what we do. This is 2020 you have to put those kinds of disclaimers out I'm dead. Nah. Yeah, not with us, but I mean he right though you do Yeah You know Just to be on the safe side Me too. I know that's right. I've been grown for a long time I'm about to start laughing at everything because I'm a little tipsy now. That's kind of goofy. It's so goofy No, I don't do that. Don't do me like that. No, but you really are funny though Well, I appreciate that Duh He's like you really got funny though. No, because he said don't do me like that because I say he's so goofy I'm dead. That's our favorite thing to talk about. What me? Besides that I wake up every morning. I'm like, dread. Did you see Carlos today? Oh my god. You're not be like bro Did you see his last week? Oh my god? Oh my fucking god hilarious. I thought y'all was on vacation according to instagram Why you thought it was gonna make any sense? Because nigga, you on the boat. I'm gonna call Shawty a parrot. I'm in a pirate at this point. I ain't no way you got them always on the boat Somebody said that to me Do you know a nigga in the Navy or something? I'm always on these boats and shit Can you swim? Yeah, I can swim because actually one of the both of them on the dude told me he wouldn't gonna play my ass if I could He ain't really even, I don't know if you fell off the boat. I thought you meant like say he ain't like No, he was saying he wasn't gonna say nobody you think they lost the boat But you this one? Yeah, I could swim. Okay. I feel a lot safer than that. I can swim very good. Yeah I got some built-in floatation devices. Them shit is work Because them titties look heavy. They don't look like them They're gonna sink straight to the bottom I don't know why I'm trying to find these those straight anchors. Yeah, you going straight to the bottom Don't take this top off y'all gonna be mighty disappointed. What they do Girl, please. I'll be having to unroll them in the morning. Ain't nothing wrong. You roll up. I roll down. Ain't nothing wrong Ain't nothing wrong with unrolling a titty or two I know pictures in the kitchen like cooking topless. I don't like that. I will burn a nipple. I don't like that I'm not cooking. I want to see a real titty. I'm dating. Well, you don't look you know Like once you take a broth the first thing that titty do is hit the armpit. It's like the titty shat something No You supposed to do what you always do I don't want to Would I just started seeing it because I know she's gonna be like Because they really not long at all. They ain't that long Exactly No, but I really just be playing and I feel like now I say it because I know you're gonna look like they What you didn't do? I ain't nothing wrong with a long titty Let me get the job done. Don't they Firm titties is for young men anyway Yeah firm firm titty. I'm young. I'm young titty. I need a titty with something to do tomorrow Why do you like titty so much? Because Do you know what titties do? What They feed the people it ain't even you know, I mean a great ideas. I have came up with just sitting like this rubbing on a titty I'm talking about brilliant shit that changed my projection You think this success came just because I worked hard All kind of titty, do you know what kind of titties was small titties I don't like her titties. Look and then I'm like, you know what she almost saved my life Those are her titties about me. Yeah, man. I suck too much dicks. I get creative. Wait a minute. I'm sorry That's whoa. All right. I don't suck a lot of dicks in my day too. I thought it was nothing Turn the music off I thought it was nothing I didn't find some shit I did I did not know I did not know that's where we were starting that Today, that's how you feel. I mean you said you get creative on the titty I should get I get creative on it. If I got creative on the dick. I'll probably be a millionaire right now Because I get to create it. What do you mean? I'm saying I don't be thinking about nothing when I'm sucking dick except paying my bills That is a terrible confession to make not every man who is watching this is gonna be like so that's what they be thinking about We thought we was being honest Don't be that honest Do you understand that as a woman you have some obligation to lie to a man at some point? Okay, my bad Damn, I can't even watch porn the same now Now every time I see that I'm gonna be like she probably thinking about that like that I'll be like damn it's the 27th Well, y'all We're kidding. We're subtly kidding Man, y'all introduce yourself I'm spilling juice and shit I say introduce yourself and you get to making a goddamn mess. Um, my name is Lex P What's the P stands for? Oh Well What the P stands for but you can find out Hey, what do you mean? I'm just playing. I really don't know what it means. That was some auntie shit Hey, you can't even say some creepy auntie shit. What are you gonna find me? You know what it means. You heard a thing. What's up big mama? Dray and Nicole don't be trying to make this shit sound uh And people call me Dray and Nicole And these my homegirls in here y'all always requesting we have some ladies come through the trap So we had to bring some ladies to the trap. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at y'all I'm dead You know we got the vocals I heard no, that's you please hit them with some vocals. Yeah In honor of patty and gladi I'm gonna just I'll be warming up. Hey tell the truth out of all the verses though Patty I'm really not drunk. I just can't Our show is called poor mind. I know so that's what we do. We drink so she pouring We're not well-versed in you the Capri Sun. That's exactly why we brought you to the 85 South Shore To humble your head. You went out in miami drinking real juice with these niggas. You come back to the trap We got you mixing Don Hulio and Capri Sun. I ain't never in my fucking life That is what you call a section eight hurricane right there 85 South Shore Tell the truth exactly That's what we do. We take They've been in Miami all quarantine Go to their instagram. These motherfuckers have been living a great goddamn life. I thought you was in houston today Women ain't shit doing this whole quarantine. They posted them pictures from 2015 You ain't been to police again I'm the straw anything but the straw First of all Now you wasted your this nigga here Get your ass off that box She's getting a little rowdy back there Think of that fail through the goddamn box and try to play the shit out of her I'ma just sit right here That's the fuck we are Hey y'all show some love to my nigga J.O.N. He just took his dreads out The nigga I know take his head down and then she'd get shorter Period Period You need to put some little beads at the bottom That's not the biggie The girl's love of me You know, uh-uh, no, I was my favorite part was What the nigga said I don't care what he say she say I'm in the DJ booth taking pictures with the DJ When I first heard this shit, I was like, why is that nigga in the DJ booth? Like they didn't booth this nigga in the club and he just in the DJ booth Said it's so hot up in the club that I ain't got no shoes on It ain't that goddamn hot Most women have but a nigga in the club that's got damn shoes off I hate nigga feet anyway They all got their black toenails Like when niggas see you a dick picking that black toenail to be hanging in the background What are you talking about? Niggas be sending dick pictures with they feet in the picture Yeah, I mean you can't help it if you're deep crazy Have niggas not learned nothing You take them without your feet? Pinchers it'd be pretty calm there with a little smile I'm gonna like talking about the shit you be all right You shouldn't have asked me I'm sorry So I sent both of it. I said one wrong then I sent one with the feels I had Oh you had a feel to it And then you got to put something in the picture to let us know like for scale Sometimes I just laid a dick on a frosty flake box or something And it'd be like family sad up and she got a dick hanging off that box Let me give you a tip though. Don't give me no tip But like you said, you don't want to show your feet in the picture So next time you should put your legs behind your head And show that booty ho You know we love a booty ho First of all, it's niggas out here showing y'all they booty ho Well, I never got a booty ho picture Well what are you talking about then? Wait a minute, it's a nigga since you were a picture of his booty ho And you still fuck She got real quiet You fucked him first But I did fuck him again I was like oh he a freak I thought y'all were better people than this. I swear I did Before I invited y'all I ain't know this I thought y'all were better people Why? Why would you think that? I didn't know that that was the type of shit y'all was into I mean We might have to end this early What's wrong with a little booty ho picture? Look, you know that thing if you wankin Right now What? When you suck a little dick like if you do it 69 Sometimes I peek and see what is going on down there that booty ho stock going like this It do You want me to kiss you a little bit? So you would never put your feet behind your head Never in my life Tough crowd That means something fucking wrong happened I was in a car accident I fell off of something My fucking legs don't go nowhere by my goddamn head Ooh My feet stay on the goddamn ground You lift them when you take pictures though I move them out the way We're just giving you some in case you want to give I'm just letting you I don't even get fucking naked all the time I'm fucking through the dick hole Oh, hell no I know y'all out here picking that niggas booty ho You gon' definitely keep y'all draws on I'm fucking keeping the whole draws on I just like to see what's going on down there You too got damn curious He be winking and I be winking back I ain't built like that You nasty I hope you know your mama watched this show You know that You a liar Everybody's at 85% My daughter over there talking nasty It going titty I always noticed that older women Sing you one titty Yeah, they only sing one I would sing you both titty but there ain't no hope Oh, damn Oh, I guess you have a ho I don't know, I guess that makes you a lady Oh, that's what I be doing You sing one titty? Oh, I sing both titty I don't care in nurture You selfish I got a lot of titty I can't fit both titties The iPhone has not made a camera that big Okay Motherfucker, I can't fit both titties They lucky to use cameras You see they got 40's motherfuckers What kind of phone you got He got an iPhone 11 First of all, don't do me You mean to tell me you can't fit both titties in iPhone 11 pictures It's three cameras on that Lucky they got the cameras Play me some big titty music I like big titty music What do you think? I don't know, it's like Mame back music But like titty music I fuck with it I like it Turn up Let me pour it up I'm from Houston Damn, I can't claim Houston too I ain't from Houston Whatever people ask this is what I say No, I've lived in Houston for 10 years But I'm from Orange, Texas Shout out to Fruit City That's what they call it I know niggas crazy out there Yeah, niggas is crazy everywhere When you say Fruit City, I don't think nothing about no fruit I was just talking about violence Yeah, that's why I see niggas like overcompensating Bro, please, hell no Fruit City Girl, how you know How do you go with the great, in a fruit bite How dangerous are they? It can get dangerous now It can Honestly, one time Let me tell you how dangerous it got one time As I'm driving my four wheeler down the street You got a four wheeler? I have one growing up Yeah, a dog ran across the street And I almost hit it And then the lady came out mad as fuck Like you almost hit my twerk Life was hard That's a hard It's not a hard life Alright, so let's talk to somebody who's been in the city You know what shit was going on What part of Houston Houston Houston made it I was in Houston And the motherfucker was like, man come through the crib And I put the address in That shit said an hour and 30 minutes Now that's right Niggas, I'm not coming over there They're coming back I flew to Houston They're here with me The North side and the South side It's like two different worlds If you live in the South side of Houston And you're going to Dallas or something It's going to take you an hour and a half to get out of Houston For sure It's like two different worlds The North is ghetto The South is ghetto too though I got family there See, I got family there live on the North side So I know about both sides They both rule ghetto though That's an egg But I'm saying when people go to Houston They be in the Galleria area They don't be going to the North side Galleria is like central The Galleria You've been to the Galleria before I don't see what the hype is I'll show you what the hype is I can't find shit in there I'll show you what to find Get some Gucci shoes with my name on them You're still wearing Gucci I'm a nigger Why are you wearing Gucci? We can go to Chanel Who is Chanel? Is that a person? It's expensive It's in your budget I'm not saying for me I don't have the budget Are you a BDB? Are you a freak? I got this Damn for you Are you a freak? How do you know that? How do you know that? We're going to dedicate this whole show To South Side Shawty And all the niggas who will be riding with She'll be with some hood niggas And they'll take her everywhere She sound like me Your niggas find out you ain't shit You'll be everywhere like Promoting how much of a ain't shit person you are Look at Marvin Gaye looking at you That is why we leave him That is the bullshit That's how you looking like these niggas I already know That's why they fucking with her They ain't shit me I don't like that Why not? Because I'm just not like how you looking at me You looking at you with this approval He don't like nothing that goes on here First of all We ain't going to talk about what he was doing What he was doing We're not going to come in here I'm not disrespecting him First and foremost You know what he was talking to when he was Man you better talk about something else His facial expressions didn't change Man this motherfucker going to come in here And lie on me Not on Marvin Gaye They just wasn't his last name Shut the fuck up I'll burn you with this counter You shoulda said I'll burn you with this I want a counterweight Look how Shawty ain't looking at you With this needle Shawty No she looking at him When I get that feeling I won't shut your feeling But then he bent it over Why the fuck would he That was his healing I don't approve of this music Drea get us out of here But I feel like if people Yes I feel like if people would just accept That they would know it's not that big of a deal Who cares? Luther used to eat a little ass too Ma'am you're not going to come on here Disrespecting How was that disrespectful? Do we know it to be factual? Because Luther ain't never came out and said that Right And I agree with you I stand with people on what they say they are Whatever you say you are And it ain't my business who you be fucking Right but I think it's a beautiful thing if they were Why is it beautiful? Even if it was true Why was it beautiful? That ish room Smelling like boo boo Ain't no ass circulating the dope in clothes What's beautiful about this? Booty ho We love to douche the booty ho What is the deal with child and booty ho There's a 46 judgment in there No I'm just saying this It's two of y'all It's two of us in two booty ho What type of shit is this? You're not saying it right Booty ho You're not saying it with an attitude Booty Your nips got a butt on that booty Booty And they be like why You better calm down It's a whole scene That's all we do when we're hitting from the back Look at that little trembling booty ho Look like it's about to say something Like what They got some songs to the booty ho To the booty ho I'm gonna play some soft music right here It's that booty I'm gonna eat that booty That's how you get there That's some beautiful music right there That's how you feel Welcome back to the 85 South Show Another rendition We got the beautiful ladies On the poor minds podcast And here talking about booty ho Some things of that nature It's one of them late night feel When you feel so real and true It's the next song we playing Right here is dedicated Strictly To that That booty ho That booty ho That booty ho Booty Booty Booty Hey, it's winking at me It's peeking at me It's winking at me It's peeking at me Hey, what's up? 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Legs already got a formula down Period You know auntie gonna save the day There's nothing left in here That's exactly The problem We appreciate y'all coming to kick it in the trap house We love the trap What can they catch y'all there What can they watch y'all show it Make you feel great guys He loves us You can watch us on YouTube At Coremine P.O.U.R. Your favorite guest you bet You were definitely one of our favorite guests I just asked cause I knew you would say that I was just working myself into the conversation You were definitely one of our favorite guests I think that was a great episode What they say What y'all Who was that fine ass knee on that episode I said that's my nigga You a pseudo aggressive Yeah You remember the conversation from city all day I would hate for you to come home drunk And be that aggressive Hey pour your dick out little nigga Pour your dick out That's all I mean Da booty Don't you ever come home and ask a nigga that He's not a grown man He's not a grown man Hold up man You got heart How big of a bitch are you I'm trying to get the theory A peaceful fire scene Why do you got a one ear ring It's an ear cup but it fell You ain't got the other one No it's an ear cup you're only supposed to wear one Oh it's not as small as that Cause I'm drunk Cause that shit made it look like You was talking that tough shit You look tough I was like this bitch wear one ear ring You don't give a fuck about nothing You know she'll beat the average bitch ass Niggas they use to wear one ear ring to give a fuck about shit Niggas who wear that one hoop That one fucking hoop They would kill 30 motherfuckers You didn't have to take your cup off I was just fucking with you I'm just gonna have a little sip of stuff I'll keep drawing now Hey Man you already got the booty I love the booty hole anthem The booty hole anthem was So romantic Look we got a lot of guys that watch this show What kind of men do y'all like Besides me Besides me Them other niggas First and foremost Like what kind of What do you consider a lot of money This is where it starts with ugly No don't give me a situation Give me a number That's why I knew that's what he was saying That's what I'm saying They're not gonna like her answer Look some niggas gonna have You don't have to have money to have access to shit See women like activities I don't want to give a number because this is how I feel Nah I want to hear a goddamn number I feel like What's the most money niggas ever spent on you Ooh Why is this personal We done talked about booty holes and everything Wait wait oh no no let's not get too personal That's a lie Let's not get too personal Get back to the booty holes and stuff now Let's not say no numbers We gotta keep it light Let's talk about the money I don't want to know You see that financial statement We didn't agree to this We didn't agree to this What's the most money a nigga ever spent on you Tom we're like you know I wasn't working But it was just a sad Situations How much you think the niggas spent over that time I mean like I had I was in Houston but I was young Like he bought my car I was living in an apartment It wasn't like a super nice car It was actually the car I have now I was 23 He bought me a brand new Dodge Challenger Yeah he bought it He had three miles on it This nigga is amazing But what do you think is the number I mean the car was I mean he paid it off for like By the time I was done with it I mean like me and him were done I only had like a year and a half to pay on it And then it's like I had an apartment And he was like paying my rent But I mean I don't know the exact number Cause you don't count when people do things for you It wasn't about that It was my nigga Shout out to that nigga Wherever you are in the world The best is in this woman Now she out here looking at people booing And if you listen to her Now don't think it's about you We need a number too She done got rent paid And got a whole car She got her rent paid And got a whole car For about four years She hyping you like you're gonna do a back flip Like this nigga gave me a kid Like your shit just gonna be Ridiculous Over 100,000 Over 100,000 Like that for sure Over like a three year period Shout out to that nigga For out here raising this young lady And it helped me Shout out to that nigga for it And I gave like some money too That's how much money a nigga Gave you You had so much you had to give your friends Some bitch don't give That's a great nigga to have That's my friend though I was down bad At the time and she was looking out I was speaking in cold but I feel like the real Bitch has heard a lot of the stories That went over the average crowd We don't really get to get a lot of Insights you know on real bitches Why not? Cause I don't know You don't know too many I don't know a lot of real bitches But real niggas be everywhere telling They stories and just for y'all to share that Little insight on why y'all real You a real one You both had that Applebee shit No she wasn't taking the Applebee She was taking me to STK I had three dollars too I don't eat nowhere where the shit is misspelled I'm dead Yeah they know they left some letters there Where to eat where to ate Come on talk to them You childish Can I buy a ball please This nigga dude they gave you all this Cause did she say it's like it's gonna be obvious So we're gonna move on We got some ballers there watching this show So BDB I don't know about that He watched this shit This is one of his favorite shit to watch He told me I think I put this on everything Ooh when you put that on And he hear this you gonna already be another 100,000 up He watch it late night when he working on the music I got my own money too He just heard you say that I know If you give it to her she gonna give it to me He a real competitive nigga He gonna hit 100,000 And laugh and then he gonna give you 150,000 He ain't gonna ask for your number He just real competitive Well how competitive are you I ain't really a competitive nigga You know what I'm saying I really kinda stick with fucking people who just like me Cause I like The whole time fucking with me I'm just preparing you For if we don't have shit We wake up every day like a drill Like bitch what's gonna happen to me What we gonna do You're slow you would have got caught in here You would have burnt up You were sleeping You ain't got comfortable You're too sleepy we would have burnt up You wouldn't be asleep sleep You know we don't do that in this house What if we wake up tomorrow and we ain't got shit You gonna be in here sleep You gotta keep a bitch on her toes Bitch I'ma roll over You better relax I'ma roll in tug You better beat You better beat me I don't give a fuck how much money I have I just want a woman that's just Contribute Contribute into what I don't give a fuck to us If she show another like babe look I know you straight but look he go $600 Just put it in your pocket and give it back to him later on Or something Just let me know I don't give a fuck what the number is What can we contribute WAP No y'all really think there's something It is It's crazy It's some pussy It ain't really good But all pussy ain't good pussy Most of it Some of your homegirls out here Getting out there WAP for real That whack ass pussy That pussy whack Ain't nobody doing nothing about that Niggas so unhappy Niggas be sad Niggas be unhappy anyway You can give a nigga the best pussy in the world He's still out there looking You gave him the best pussy you had I'ma give niggas the best pussy I have God let me borrow the best pussy in the world And God was like Okay write your name down Lex I got you bring it back in the morning No you gave him the best pussy you had I don't give look I know my pussy trash Look this is what you gonna get now Hey this is what you gonna get It's either good to you or it's not I ain't turning no tricks now You gonna like it? No listen she got better pussy than you I can already tell Look at this nigga trying to get this Watch this shit like damn Lex line Her pussy good And then another nigga watching like She right that pussy trash Look it's whatever it is It's my whole nigga somewhere like This is so real It's not the 1-800 number Bro if Drag gave you something That pussy that wasn't good hit us And let us know Cause then she might own this nigga 100,000 dollars If she been out here giving this money If he said that kind of bread I hardly doubt He was trashed in Not the way he was You was such a big thing about the light Bill and shit He be like this Oh you was in the next room You heard it Niggas soul was gone One pump One pump I used to be taking notes We gonna start calling him a little pump Oh yeah kill her, shout out to Jeezy now No I'm just fucking with you We ain't even joke no fucking no Cause Jeezy ain't watching shit like Hey man keep me up in your damn shirt I ain't shot him I ain't Jeezy I swear it ain't I don't want no problem I made a joke about the yin yin Jeezy called me hey man I heard what you said like nigga I'm a comedian I swear to god like these days You really cannot say anything I be feeling like that on our show too Like you definitely have to like monitor What you say cause the climate is so sensitive these days And you don't want to get shot I don't believe people out here Don't do no shit like that The white pussy coalition is definitely calling in Like first of all White pussy is not First of all I'm gonna say this white women been mad at me For two years When you brought up the white coalition They just because I told them on the show That I just love black women I ain't fucking with no white women to set up And they was like oh my god you hate white women And now I get all these stupid Instagram messages that start off with like Even though you don't like white women It's like they all got together made like A format or some shit a spreadsheet I feel like No but I agree with that People are looking to be offended They're looking to be oppressed They want you to say something They want you to get canceled Your hands make a shit feel more serious You know what they say listen When you talk someone you use your hands People feel what you're saying So people want you To be wrong They want you to feel like They are oppressed My brothers and sisters You better wake up Fuck in rule If you know what I know You'll let them white people go home Let them go home Period So I see how that felt like I was saying some shit Right Because I was talking slow What is period gonna evolve to? I feel like in like a year Women gonna be like in the Senate Like what is... I don't feel like he's gonna boss in the fight Don't talk it I like that Run on Senate Run on Senate I ain't through I don't feel like With the slang don't just limit it to period Use the whole English dialogue I need you to know period This is what I meant We gonna make a shirt that's like comma Because I ain't done yet Adjudate We gonna use that Propel I told you as long as I get my back in Alright I'm gonna put you on the payroll In the game y'all want to give any ladies out there Who may be wondering how to get a hundred thousand In charge of challenges Because together that's about I am so No I'm looking at about Between both of y'all That's about $175,000 He paid the rent too We not gonna leave the rent Rent in the car is still reliable to this It is, it's right Now, you know who he is But you will fight him After y'all get through fighting I'll fight them But that's her nigga I'm saying like after they fight Not her nigga, I'm talking about my niggas I wouldn't fight her niggas That's a thick bitch Let's stop talking about that I'm kidding He's gonna pop up at her house I'm worried That's the next song I want to play He's gonna pop up music nigga When she out here fucking up and she got you Fucked up and think you won't pull up He need to play thick by a two change We're gonna play songs with words Cause we don't want nobody to see us We'll make up our own words I'm talking about when she out here And she think y'all broke up and she out here laughing With another nigga Think I won't pull up You ain't got me fucked up This song is about him pulling up on the beat I'll pull up That music He's like some Houston shit I know that nigga He got that pussy pink hood on I'm playing some hard ass shit I never thought I'd see today We have finally made it to that point With his niggas out of gates He is deep in the R&B files I said play me some hard shit I can't pull up to that No wonder she fucking this nigga You gonna pull up in that No goddamn argument with that shit playing in the back I need to talk to you for a minute Broden chop sheet There you go, you turk That's how you know Houston women lit When they wanna start in some screwing chop sheets Lick it and kick it in Shout out to all the people who broke up During this pandemic, but you're still lit together I'm dead Can't move out to them, we got damn virus clear You sound like it's personal That did sound personal It ain't me It ain't me I was just wondering Who you stay with You land I got a baby daddy Your auntie stay there Your auntie live in the living room She got the little afro I'm in the house right now Don't do that Getting turnt up Getting lead Shout out to my daddy Niggas can play ping ping I guess I can play I'm gonna do the She ready to rap Kick your shit We can rap to this I like to be the background vocal You be freestyling She do this I be singing Y'all multi talented Man what We done went through so much tonight We got money together We done made a song together You done talked about all the shit you be doing All the exposure I love booty ho The song I love booty ho the song and the booty ho You might regret saying this shit ladies I'm so drunk right now I don't know which camera to look at Look at the camera and tell them you got drunk by yourself I got drunk by myself And I'ma keep drinking Yeah I probably am gonna regret saying I like booty ho Cause I don't really like booty ho I really like booty ho that much To the poor crew that's listening They know our personalities so they know You already accepted You don't have to prove nothing Do you know how many of us Watch our show that like the same shit y'all talking about Y'all like booty ho I like booty I thought you put the rest Okay I'm sorry This is the island version You just mix all the islands together and did that I gotta pick better people I know that's why we gonna drop this Drunk ladies edition D.L.E Not as ladies night but the rhymes it's like Yeah ladies night in the trap It must be engine Ladies night in the trap Turn off the hooli Looking at the booty ho Turn off the hooli Looking at the booty ho Turn off the hooli Looking at the booty ho Turn off the hooli We looking at the booty ho We talking a whole lot of shit We talking like some fully y'all I was watching Gabriel y'all I was watching TV bro Then she walked out and her talent spread And showed the booty ho I was like okay for sure I wanna see some booty some more So then she do it on the table Then I hit it on the floor Took that bitch down to the store And bought that bitch whatever she want Cause you don't be looking at that booty ho You lying cause you don't I'ma see it I be like Ooh that booty swole In the roots she clapped them cheeks I wanna see the booty ho Took her outside she said Hold on babe my booty cold I said hey the booty ho She said show me the booty ho That's the coldest booty ho around you ever heard I love it I knew you would Who booty ho you seen She said ooh that booty cold She said her booty would got cold But then I took her head in the house And warmed it up Where y'all was that Colorado No we was at Denver Colorado You get it Yeah She said we was at Denver Nothing Colorado though We gonna let her make it I love you I love you too You're an amazing person It's gang gang in this bitch Let's speak on it Why is it important for it to be gang gang though What the fuck do you mean Why is it important Let's speak on the importance of gang gang I'll speak on the importance of gang gang Go ahead Because if you don't got people that's Righted for you you can't get to where you going First of all You can't get to know where by yourself And that's exactly why Marvin Gaye is always listening That's Tony Braxton That's not Tony Who? Oh We didn't even talk about the goddamn Gladys Knight and Paddy Oh I didn't watch it It was lit Everybody was there It was like a black people reunion And this was a song on the show today But you can sing it for them Somebody watch it Yeah No I'm not going to sing it right now She's going to sing it at the end Oh That's all y'all get That bitch was so lit though It was I watched the whole thing I missed it You got drunk too fast I'm not going to lie I wasn't excited I did not know Gladys head Bob's like that Gladys head flavors They make you want to ride in the old school tonight You don't make me want to ride deep though I don't know I'm sorry I'm sorry She did not She did not leave on the midnight train To Georgia That's the only way I would be on the midnight train To Georgia is for some big She didn't leave The nigga left He's leaving On that midnight train to Georgia This back in the day Atlanta Ben had to think He can't hold me like Gladys I like the music in the hall But I like that They hiring black men down there And the bitches is thick I got to go What time you leaving John Tonight I'm leaving at 12 Oh my god Gladys was so fucked up she wrote that song He leaving On that midnight train Even his home boys was helping us sing in that song I know you will Them niggas knew he was leaving Charles is gone Gladys This song gone Going back to fire Gladys If you listen to them songs they would say Patty got a whole song about curbing the nigga And you ain't even catch it But that's what I can relate to Somebody loves you baby And you know who it is It ain't me That's just like the new edition song That's the worst song ever They got this song And she was too good for him I don't want a nigga to tell you he don't want you Shit How do you know your nigga don't want you Oh we had a segment Yeah okay so we had a segment It was called he's not that into you He's not that into you Niggas don't be that into bitches And they don't be I'll even use you as an example So no seriously I'll just use Carlos as an example I'll be as an example Say a bad bitch We know how it starts She starts liking all of Carlos pictures That don't prove nothing Let me kill a bitch I'm just saying I'm the exact Right so let me say She's liking all your pictures You posting on the stories She reacts to your stories So you go look at her page You like a couple pictures bag And you're not thinking nothing of it So she figures it's a green So she's slicing your DM And you're like fuck it Say y'all ended up hanging out on some shit And she ended up being lame as fuck She bad as fuck But she lame as fuck But now she's into you You ain't probably spent no money or done nothing But just because of who you are So we let girls know You can have a nigga number that's poppin Or that's popular If he just call you on some late night shit Like he not trying to be seen with you You ain't met none of his home boys That's not important as y'all thinking It's not important but he's not fucking with you Hold on, let me let you know What's important? Women put a lot of Important on me niggas friends I don't That's not important To some niggas that's important to them But it ain't though To some men it is It ain't important I don't feel like it's that important But if you only invite me over At 12.30 in the morning That's the sign that It's just some So what's important to you To show a woman at your internet At what point when you meet a woman And then you do this Then she knows that like okay I'll fuck with her I gotta see her in a few different outfits Cause a lot of chicks don't have a lot of outfits Like when you was talking about You meet up with a chick and she banged it But one time I met up with this girl I ain't like her boots You and your lady can be at the house Quarantine it with a whole sex week You can hang her ass up in the kitchen And give her the business by the bananas You can really be somebody Loseray is not expensive They'll send it straight to your crib And have your girl walking around here looking like scarlet I don't even know if that's her name But that's the name You'll be looking like her tied up in the kitchen Hanging from the sex week Then you bring this little choker out and bust her right quick Oh my god You can have all of these nice things Delivered discreetly to your home If you go to adamany.com And use promo code 85 south So guess what Whatever you pick out of this Or whatever you pick If you use the code the first time you use it 50% off Hang your girl I'll take this Hang her up in the bathroom And then just turn the shower on The steam gonna clean her body That's promo code 85 south Show And remember The steam will clean her body I'ma leave this with you right here Just so you can think about it I didn't want to tell her I just didn't like her boots I don't fuck with your boots I hate brunch boots I get it Bro, now I don't fuck with your boots The brunch boots Yo, I seen a nigga in some brunch boots Like we went on a date I never talked to a nigga again Sometimes Women be bad built In places that ain't like Like she'll have a regular body But they're like the knees She not me At the bottom Yeah, but it's like permanent Oh, she not me Yeah, and then With them boots She was not me with the boots And she hit it on instagram Y'all need to chill out with the face tune Y'all know what face tune is You know what else would make me not like a chick Like say for instance you go to a chick house And like if you sit on her bed And it make that wood sound like that Like you hear the wood It's an old bed Nah, it's like a thin bed Like a jail bed What is a jail bed? I'm not fucking with you If I could feel the wood in your bed Like if you fucking somebody And you feel like they bed about to fall apart Like I wouldn't fuck with you If your bed got a weight limit Don't invite me over, cause I'm a big bitch I'ma tell you who else I don't like I don't like chicks who got that 32 inch TV In the bedroom I feel you You think that we're not in college Like that is not fucking You know what, I'm not gonna lie And when I go to a n***a house And he got his TV hung up, but there's wires everywhere Yeah, that's childy You gonna mess shit up yourself I don't like chicks who DVD player on the floor Who have DVD? Why the fuck you fuck with hoes that got a DVD player? You don't know what I do Oh, really? I don't fuck with you I don't fuck with some of the most beautiful Broke women ever You know what I mean? Movies I watch on a laptop On a carpet like you But can we touch on these? Why are you beautiful in bro? That's not my No, but I wanna touch No, cause you gotta catch these women In their real form When they not flex them When you catch them They always try to act like You live like this But I'm talking about the ones that live like this It be some bad ones who just live Everywhere they go They live like they just move there Remember when we talked on an old episode I was talking about how I moved in my apartment And I decorated my shit and everybody was like Why are you doing all this shit to your apartment? You don't know how long you gonna be there Cause this is my home When I move to my place the first thing I do Make sure my bed is set up nice Make sure my TV Because this is where I'm gonna be Why are you Niggas be like oh shit my bed on the way Yeah I do, I think that all of that is weird Like if you've been in an apartment for longer Than like two months And you still don't have your TVs put up You still don't have your bed put up You still got boxes in the corner I'm at the corner of my life where I'm not Fucking with ladies who don't have The comforts at home You can't just fuck me anywhere You got that expensive thing Fuck me in somewhere you working on You feel me? Your titty done knocked the mic off Out of control, I wish somebody would tell me When my titty knocked it off I'm pouring mine All we got now we got it can't use none of that show All this your titty flopping The whole show ruined We done wasted a whole episode Your titty talking Jesus That titty talking English, Spanish and French Period I'm sorry y'all That's what they titty talk I can't deal with y'all Why? You love us I fuck with y'all in like a major way though Y'all look at my mother fucking homies And I appreciate y'all stopping through this trap We love you Carlos This is all I like to do You was one of the first people let me Get on your soapbox Talk to your shit Go ahead I'm gonna smoke this black for all the baby dead This for all the baby dead Baby dead is shit Ain't it a song called baby dead? This is my baby daddy When I get my infrastructure A little more stable I'm gonna do something for all the baby dead All the black ones The ones who doing They part and they getting their credit The middle, these the good ones These the bad ones These the ones who doing what they doing And they getting no credit Okay But I'm gonna give a shout out to Carlos Because Carlos was one of the very First people that Really came on our Podcast We first started We were still Give a hand clap hold on Let me tell y'all We were still recording the house We wasn't even at a studio We was at my house I had to literally borrow my friends And mics and everything And you know what I was really impressed by Is y'all did that shit y'all self Y'all didn't have nobody doing shit Y'all did everything and I fuck with y'all But you know even before that I fuck with y'all Carlos was coming on the show When we was having like 2,000 listeners a week Yeah we wasn't really getting no listeners In like that episode When Carlos just really took off everybody Was like oh my god he so funny Like he crazy as fuck He was like bitch y'all can't believe it I know I said Carlos you wanna come on show He said yeah I said hold on Are you sure are you high Yeah I'm high But that's dang it I made sure I was happy before I got there I was trying to respect people's space But it was a great episode It was a great episode The point that we had now Like that episode No But people still be wearing it back They still be like oh my god No I just No y'all good People still be like I love that episode With Carlos like I love This is a good duo I mean trio That's what I was about to ask if y'all want to get like Another segment in because my dawg Is about to pull up I mean we got none to do I mean we already locked down Minded my black Yeah I was going to speak to y'all About black business You know 85 South Shore that's what we all about Uplifting and reaching out and just creating a network Of dope ass black people And I hope that some of our female listeners Will really peep y'all vibe and check the show out And you know and push y'all shit to way Whatever it is y'all want to go man It's all about uplifting the community Doing this pandemic and I really wanted y'all To come to the trap and just talk some shit Like how we doing it ain't nothing It ain't no pressure man We love the trap house We love Marvin's hood We love when our guests come through and show us And this is real professional And shit like that Let them know that's why we bring it to the trap Because we so professional This is very professional We came in the whole crew was working Make sure we had our drinks ready I said oh shit no Cause when we go to the studio y'all just like Get y'all asses in here record Bitches fuck y'all shit Y'all bitches ten minute late I'm like drink them all bitch I'm like thank you for tuning in for our minds Thank you, we'll see you next week We only got three minutes left Right we try to make sure we have like A lot of comfort around this bitch Cause we really just in here vibing and kicking You know what I'm saying we have guests pull up We try to make sure everybody got that good drink That good capri son That good snacks, that good rolling paper This is a premium capri I never had this flavor It's the kiwi strawberry And we buy it in the family size pack We love capri son so much Do you want your dick on the family size pack Of the capri son when you send these bitches First of all don't put dick and capri son in the same Well you said When you say put them on frosty flakes So why don't you put them on capri son Because I have a different respect For capri son? Cause frosty flakes I like to lay my dick Straight across the park so it'll spread So it's gonna be like Marketing I didn't even go to school for this shit Period You know what else is a classic You know what else women really go crazy for When you lay it besides that Comcast remote That'd be like Stop blab Comcast remote is big For real Give a bitch the hiccups Your pussy got too many rules I gotta already tell No running, no jumping I didn't even get in the pussy after you 8, 5 minutes ago This thing It's a hole I ain't got no What the fuck we doing Get it in Auntie be ready now But these legs will only go so high now That's what I was about to say You just flexed so much you 5 9, 192 That's not flexing Limited flexibility I'm not gonna lie though You think you better climb You're not getting up there on me You better lay down Lay your big ass down Cause what if you want to talk She get the bouncing on that dick And she miss bounce And you hear your shit slap First of all I didn't even know my dick had a bone I'm not that unchallenged Working with my dick bone now it's crooked Not the dick bone She wrote that whole song About me Alright I love me I didn't know she was like little niggas Like that I was wondering the same thing That's how you get shot in the foot Fucking with little niggas Cut that part out You didn't drunk too much I ain't drunk too much I'm just being honest Goddamn Matt, please cut it All the drears say some fucked up shit Let me tell you something Every time people are listeners come at us It's some true drears I can't believe y'all said this It was just a matter of time I got your back We're gonna cut it Shut up Shut up You're gonna fuck my chances With me And I think that's all it is It's more about me than is you Yes, if that's what you're saying I want me I want to love her I want to love her back to hell She need a nigga like me Why she need a nigga like you Believe in her when she rapping Guess what I'm gonna be doing Okay So why would we try to do that It's a problem Because you ain't doing it right It must be Now you're discriminating I don't like rapping They wanted you I don't like rapping I told you Drake watched this shit Except for Drake See, you're gonna fuck her up with Drake Who you like No, she can't fuck me up with Drake See, I'm with that guy Who are you gonna do You get him to drink and then you get cute She be sweating I don't have a type You know what I do honestly When people fuck with me I fuck with them Cause I'm interesting You can't say that That's like saying oh I'm goofy No it's not though because it's like I know a lot of times niggas look at me and they be like Oh she fine, she got some titties Who told you she was fine You You Period Who else told you the same Everyday Everyday Yo mean It ain't my man I'm kidding I love when you talk to me No all I'm saying People look at me and they look at my Instagram And they be like oh she just this and this But I, it's my personality I'm a goofy ass bitch I ain't even goofy I just feel like niggas look at my Instagram And you be like that's a bad bitch I don't look at your Instagram And don't like you no more You're too adventurous You like to go places too You don't know just be at home When do you do regular shit I don't do regular shit You need to do some regular shit No Walmart But you know what man We talked about this on the shows the other day Like when I went to Dubai It was like a whole thing people was like Who shit it on next people Why you over there selling dick I feel like my life is a series Of who did she do this with Yeah I didn't do nothing But you know what A lot of girls think that you have to be bad To live this certain lifestyle That's really not It's really about your personality I mean I feel like I feel like all ladies have About seven niggas that like them That's in general These ain't niggas that they tried to find Or put no effort in I feel like every woman got about seven niggas They just be picking the wrong ones Like the niggas who would take you to do all this Adventurous shit you just don't like them This nigga he can't text right Some niggas don't know how to talk Be a text that can only show you shit Men ain't really good at talking That's where a lot of niggas get lost in Why? Why can't y'all fucking talk Because we don't have a lot of shit to say What are y'all set up to do Because I say a lot of shit But I ain't really communicated like that Mm-hmm Men don't have a lot of shit to say What you think niggas didn't a homeboys do When they be together It's not, no we don't We might be together for hours It'd be a whole hour that go by there Don't nobody say shit The conversation just Drop off and be like man that shit crazy Men to be silent for 30 minutes And then until niggas say Yeah, yeah As any nigga in here At some point niggas just gonna And then nobody said nothing It ain't like we had no goddamn count On threes is at some point Niggas just gonna shut the fuck up It's not like that with women at all So basically what you said is What we as women think goes on When niggas be together it's not what goes on It ain't nothing like that It's usually like y'all be having full conversation We don't be having no conversations It ain't no bunch of bitches around When niggas really get together It's like we all in a huddle Cause we like niggas these women crazy as a mother Fuck niggas what your bitch do Oh she got mad don't answer your phone And we been trying to give each other little pieces of advice Like oh nigga what happened you left your Facebook open This what I did with my shit happening Call her grandma and send her momma some flowers And then take her little sister to the graduation Now you gotta get more involved with the family She seen everything You gotta act like you about to change And you get back in the church my nigga put your suit on Wear some cackies you got a bank account And you start a bank account my nigga Sure you serious about your family Man go get your other kids Take them out buy some outfits Sunday y'all need to go out and eat We be trying to help niggas say they family And then you see the niggas give Like bro what happened you're like man Shit you said that shit work bro We talking now she want to talk bro Let me little talk and then we might have a hold But no don't act like that I just see that women want to talk We don't have shit to say to y'all Why Carlos don't act like niggas cause niggas talking to No but I want to know why they don't have shit to say to them But he's lying cause what did Drake say Niggas talking more than bitches these days Niggas definitely talking about niggas Who didn't like him He was dissing the niggas Who was angry him He wasn't saying in general like niggas And Larry saying getting them wrong You talking about the game But no but niggas be gossiping Maybe you don't But you're probably like a part of the 2% Niggas are messy Niggas are very messy I don't feel like niggas messy She is She don't mess you up You got one more time No but she don't Cause she got that walk walk walk I don't feel like niggas be messy Like that I really don't What do you mean niggas messy Niggas talk You saw what that niggas did Niggas we gotta hate on that niggas Right I don't feel like It's like when it's within a group of people That you cool with it's the same thing with females When it's within a group of people That you cool with and then Okay maybe this person might be messy So it's getting outside of the circle Yeah it get messy But I don't feel like niggas be just You know what I'm saying though People think that being messy is a female trait No it's a human trait Some people just like fucking mess Some of those people happen to be men Men are messy Men like to gossip I think all people If you're gonna say the human thing I think all people are messy I don't think men are more messy than women I think everybody messy I don't know I feel like niggas They just want my business To people that I don't want my business I was joking But I feel like Things that I see Not with me personally With the niggas that I'm fucking But I have a lot of homeboys I'm really that homegirl type of chick And sometimes my homeboys be telling me stuff And I be like you probably shouldn't be telling me Because I'm damn sure about the cauldron But I feel like It's different when it's Different when it's on a homegirl level Like this for example, Carlos is looking at me And you like as his homegirl And he like I'm about to call y'all And tell y'all about this shit But as far as like A bitch that he fuck with He probably wouldn't call a bitch That he's really fucking on And talking to and telling her the same shit That he was telling his homegirl And you know what's crazy Women really think niggas be doing this I mean And I got all the tea But let me tell you On my life I don't have niggas be in me With some tea Them and some bitch ass niggas I'm just saying though This wasn't a niggas I'm fucking with what I'm saying This is a lot of men out here But they are the niggas population But they are agents They don't count in the real Niggas population You gotta realize 90% of the niggas 90 niggas is bitch ass niggas Think about how many niggas that don't I haven't had many niggas DM me about Some tea Because I just fuck with niggas who DM me About tea But you know they know I'm messy And maybe that's We're not messy but they know like I don't repeat it because I've learned my lesson You know I'm a little bit psychic When you said that my senses start going up And it's like I was sending you this information It was some pussy involved It was hurt I was like ooh it's so many hurt Bitch ass niggas For me Honestly like younger me Me now Having a platform I don't repeat nothing Because it'll get you in some shit that you can't get out of One thing about me I love mine and my business People tell me information Especially like Like I said I had a nigga DM me the other day About some tea and I was just kind of like Sip And it was some major tea Like Delicious But I kept it to myself But it wasn't he say she say Because what he was telling me I already knew But I really don't feel like niggas be messy like that I feel like anything they tell you A lot of times I feel like it's strategic It's street that they want you to know See how they That nigga would be a messy No You know what's really breaking my heart though It's for y'all to be sitting here sharing these Terrible experiences with these bitch ass niggas Because there's a lot of bitch ass niggas And he's just letting me know that this is still going on That same niggas sent somebody some shit today About a nigga He's just gonna continue to be a bitch ass niggas Well I can't relate I don't feel like I share Many stories about bitch ass niggas I don't Bitch ass niggas out there I don't attract the bitch ass niggas No it's a lot of bitch ass niggas out there What did he say in 2001 No more bitch ass You can't do, you can't help it That was 2001 or something 2012 Well you know I'm at it 6 now It's something I could say But I'm not going to Speak it However I just You know I don't be having time for them type of niggas Well that's what this whole platform was created for This platform is anti Those kind of niggas Period This podcast right here is for niggas Who main chick and side chick That ever rode to their birthday party together Real niggas shit If you ain't never took a picture with Both of your baby mama How many baby mamas you got I'm talking to my audience You don't know what this show Be getting people for This the shit you watch when everything went wrong And you're trying to get it right It's the first last option You understand what I mean Well I'll show you something that you watch Whenever you horny you want to go on a fun trip Really? That sounds like Too much work to do It ain't no work I don't want to be horny and have to go nowhere I want to be horny where I'm horny at Who doesn't like fucking impaired I'm just saying I don't want it first then going to the yacht No it doesn't require that But you said get horny and go Like you're probably horny that's why you booked the yacht Yeah I ain't really a boat nigger I don't want to be on boat No because I be serious It's here when I'm fucking though If I'm trying to get my stroke right And we on the ocean and the boat rocking And I gotta readjust my shit But if you got your shoes on you could get some grip It ain't even about the grip Literally Fuck around to get seasick and to put us a throw up on her lace I'm out of that I'm out of lace I had to check my shit Your shit is beautiful You know I keep it laid I know I be saying you're on your endorsement shit I'm lying What lace See how I'm hyping you even though I don't know what I'm doing I'm just leaving I'm following what was led I don't know what the fuck we talking about I don't know what the fuck we talking about That's what we edit this shit I'm high y'all got damn well We drug I can't wait to eat Me fucking too Sorry That's the next movement Me fucking too Me fucking too Yeah We're not going there No For the baby daddy That's gonna be That's gonna be our fucking slogan When we come back Me fucking too What gets done to baby daddy's Man we don't need no credit Everything We should be able to file That should be able to file Everything gets done to baby daddy's and baby mama What you mean girl please That's the thing don't nobody even want to Hear what baby daddy's going to Look at the face you made You don't even have I don't think that baby daddy Can go through as much as baby mama Thank you that's all I'm saying Well first of all you didn't even have to Baby mama Baby mama's look for shit to throw They self into I can't believe you did this to me Ain't nobody thinking about you You out here with this bitch I ain't gonna be out here with you Baby mama's just refuse to believe I mean baby mama's do be They find a lot of They find a lot of shit to just throw They self into it Don't talk to her she ain't got no kids I mean I don't I don't need to How you deal with her I thought you said you don't fuck with They go to baby mama She was really Nah But anyway I mean You know baby mama's Comfortable Shout out to all the baby mama's My baby mama It's some real ass baby mama's out there Who don't be on no bullshit Yeah my sister She has a baby And then she's like In a relationship now and they have a baby And they're like together Yeah she has two babies It wasn't baby Because my sister is a real like A good woman she's a respiratory therapist She had a whole business on the side She makes a lot of fucking money She's good What do you think? What she do Respiratory therapy But that's what I'm saying though But she's like She don't trip on nothing She just want to take care of her kids That's what I'm saying it's a good ass baby mama And we've just been having this long ass argument And it's time for us to just say Baby mama's y'all want Y'all the better people That's what it is about being a baby daddy They don't know nobody to tell you for this shit Like signing up to be in the military Are you a good baby daddy? Hell yeah Hell yeah That's why I won't be seeing that child support Shit pop up on some of these goddamn cases I'll be like nigga I wish That's all you mean to tell me I ain't even got no album out She won't I take her in that baby Fine as she is That little bitch ass child support a month So she'll be asking for life Man I'll be reading some of these stories like nigga You must not be a real parent If you think that's a lot of money That ain't even gonna get her to the 15th Like See look we just have to wear the title It's baby daddy because we unmarried parents But it's some niggas that's going Over and beyond Like They're not gonna get half the credit You don't get no credit when you're the daddy You're supposed to do that shit That's why on Christmas time You ever notice that the daddy's don't get shit They just go outside and drink And like drink lippin' in that cold ass weather That's all the men do Because that's like it's the end of the year Like I got my family through another one Don't let me hit that head and say I don't even fuck with that shit Hard part about being the daddy You don't get enough of socks and t-shirts And shit for the rest of your life That's what I'm about to be dating off you Why you think old niggas Just give up and start just Not giving a fuck, tucking your shirt in Wearing suspenders and belt at the same time Don't give a fuck about it I'm not having no baby daddy That's not gonna be my baby daddy's I might have a kid You're not She stated but she be lying Look you can't drink all the babies Have one of them Shit I have some They want eggs now You do Niggas want this They want an NBA player Shout out to the Clippers I know y'all need a four Niggas want these eggs That's what I'm saying That's gonna be a big ass baby Y'all see these shoulders niggas That's gonna be a big ass baby I'm telling you niggas straight up be like Yo, you gonna have my baby Hell yeah I gotta see how this sees it Cause you tripping I see you drop that past Butterfingers Fuck out of here You ain't having no son of mine Shit I need me a all star Every year Niggas And that's how we go A1 eggs I'm so mad Atlanta got a whole WNBA team They ain't cuffed No niggas in the city See women get money And don't cuff none of us They're supposed to save at least one nigga At least one nigga Supposed to be ain't got cuffed by All these WNBA women Riches here playing basketball All around the world You mean to tell me they ain't buying No niggas, no ship is a nothing Why would I buy you a Chevy You can't buy yourself one My lady Rich and she Can't buy me a Chevy Whatever Okay, okay, okay Let me make a confession Whatever If I'm with a nigga She can't buy me a Chevy That wasn't a good point She can't buy me a Chevy We'll let it go If I had a little money But my nigga done bought me something Like if he buy me a Lambo I'll buy him a Chevy That is the most Stupid ass trade I've never heard of I just play, I just seems like an even trade to me No but honestly no All jokes aside I just feel like Nigga obviously gon' have it Cause even when I don't got it I gotta make it a got it But I'm saying like I don't think he asked for a Chevy Baby girl, baby girl You gotta talk to him like an old nigga Baby girl, baby girl You can't drive no goddamn Lambo Who can't That motherfuckin' car go 250, you can drive that shit I go 250 miles an hour I drove a Lambo when I went to Miami And I'm gonna break that bitch That's the truth, there you go That shit is not fun, I don't want a Lambo Actually I do want a Lambo But I can't drive that motherfucker I nigga bought you a Lambo today That shit is hard to drive Where you gon' keep it? In the house he bought me? Cause why would I have a Lambo without a house You got that bitch today You had to take it home tonight Then I need a house tomorrow Y'all gon' be good Y'all gon' be playin' shit out You out here askin' for shit You ain't even ready to come I'm about to park in my ghetto ass apartment My shit at her crib That's where you gon' live Now she didn't say that's where she gon' live That's where she gon' park her car You gotta take it home tonight She gon' be like no I'm gonna be like I'm gonna make it work You gon' make it work I'm just fuckin' You park your Lambo wherever the fuck you live in Hey I'm not gonna lie There's a person that lives in my apartment They gotta beat me If somebody lives in my apartment they gotta beat me Well you I mean Somebody live in your building Gotta beat me Nigga you out on your own Or maybe it's a girl that he's fuckin' But he always be here That's not the truth I'll let mine go the bitch ain't got enough cup holders Ooh what you think Oh that's fuckin' right What you drivin' now Man I'm just in the old school now I do like the old school it's clean though A lot of cup holders in there bitch The old school is clean You gotta let it go I'm sorry but you know what Let it go You need to do one of them like Self help Rich motivation tapes You have the mindset of a rich bitch I've always had that mindset You have a very common voice They shoulda added you to the city girl You should just be the one that I love city girls You should just come out and talk Just talk at the end and be like Period Hold on to mine I'm a bad girl Chanel Can she love the double C's now The double C's Shit see this Chanel That's what that is You see the double C's Stop playing with her She's not meant to be played with I'm telling you stop playing with her This is a trap house You don't have to wear your nice Gucci double C's She got it I thought she had just got her toes done I thought they gave her that I did just get my toes done But this is Chanel too She want Chanel go get it I don't be bringing this rich culture around me She was and I had to think about it With the first aid You see the Versace Do we need a second to reset I bet we're going to cut right here And we're going to reset and bring Clayton in Y'all good y'all ready to go What time is it I don't even know I'm drunk It's 11 24 We ain't going to keep y'all too long We ain't got shit to do What should I order to eat We good Alright guys welcome back to the 85 self show Yeah I've been working on my intro game Your intro game has been great It's so subtle they just come here Because I might get a Job hosting like a White people game show so I'll be trying to throw the different Intro's like welcome back guys Thank you for tuning back in to the 85 self show It's your man Carlos Miller Just let you know I got ready Well give him a little more Can it be a little more urban Can you do it more urban Hey welcome back It's your man Carlos Miller On the couch right here in the trap 85 self show my man Clayton English My girl Treya And we got Lex being here guys What's going on Periodical What y'all drinking this out of Out of our mouths Cubs I'm a lady Cubs I'm a lady They showed up with their own cooks And shit man They riding the boat and you know since just 2020 I'm not riding the boat it's driving the boat No I don't be pouring liquor He said they riding the boat That's riding the boat Driving the boat with somebody else for it I know what I'm talking about Designated driver I'm not playing me pouring shit up for you I'm on the beach I'm working the grill I am over here Carlos you know how to grill for real You know how to make some bobby Oh can y'all cook can y'all clean can y'all do this But can you grill nigga Damn niggas do not know how to grill them all Absolutely You don't necessarily know I'm not gonna lie what you be grilling Cause my daddy used to grill the fuck out of the red You know how to make Bings You know how to make babies Yeah Why you making I'm gonna give you some Why didn't you say it like that Because that's how we say booty ho You miss the conversation So I need to know if you know how to make Bink You put your whole lips in your mouth But don't eat that But don't eat that before you lick the booty off You can't eat your lips and say booty Yeah you can't do baked beans and booty ho the same day Is that what you want to do Is there a diet to eat You gotta have the ass it a key The ass eaters diet You can have two crepes Seriously You can't have no baked beans These motherfuckers different They look at booty hoes and shit I didn't know that By the time I figured out it was too late I don't even trust my ass wipe the skin So you just go And you like skin Oh that shit gon' show You said What he said Y'all said Y'all trust ass wipe the skin And do my partner like that I know what he said But you're not gon' do him like that You see what I was talking about earlier What she was talking about earlier He'll have a nigga in a vulnerable position That shit like that No no no I said y'all trust the ass wipe the skills Of men No I trust you After you get your ass out the shower So how does nigga wash his ass in the shower Cause I damn sure don't be that damn How do you wash your ass in the shower You stand straight up with pride I wash my ass with pride You ain't gotta bend over to wash your whole ass Yes you do you gotta bend over to wash your whole ass Who gotta bend let me get my ass No nobody's doing that No not since slavery Fuck what you talking about Fuck what I look like in the shower That's for a girl You would have been inside making a breeze You don't know You don't know my dog Don't do that First of all This was gon' be the nigga My brothers they do not understand The African diaspora that is filled With all hues And multitudes of complexions If you was going to the motherland You would see brothers that's red You would see sisters that's yellow Children that are mahogany You may even see a old lady Who is Noga When you write you write You write and you ain't nothing We over the First chance he got I know that I'm the nigga sneaking chicken to the field Exactly I'ma throw that shit out in six But that shit I left it in the store Out of it like legs Out of it like six Look you come in 5.45 I got some waffles If I ever had a nigga on the inside That's the nigga on the inside You know what they were doing that shit too I told y'all this before they grind up the glass And put it in the biscuit And do the master eat it And then he shit out blood And then they think he was sick or something But he dead in the muscle You gotta see the movies I thought I was doing good by talking So low Nigga really know Now you see why this nigga is important God damn Right Now grinding it up in the biscuit That's different Then you say you don't know what happened And people always keep asking me Man what Clayton been This nigga been around the world Collecting the data And he came back to share it with us To drop it off I like that He came off to drop it off for his dog He made this shit for the betterment of us The same way you looked out for He be looking out for us This nigga be going to Tibet Maybe with the monks and shit He'll come back and I be like nigga where you been And he just look at me And then I see what you're talking about He see the vision It ain't shit if y'all bring it back You gonna keep it for yourself You can't keep it, you can't take it with you Yeah you can't You gotta give it to the people They always want to know where the fuck you been But they don't never ask you where you going That's the thing they don't know They don't want to know where you went They don't ask me nothing really They want to know where you been I ain't help but I'm just saying They don't want to know where you went though Who said the word problem She think that shit like They don't know where you been Never where you going Fuck where I been This is where I'm about to go I got a new song coming Oh you ready to do one already I'm telling you love the freestyle Oh go ahead You know this He gonna go She don't want no smoke though You have a verses I don't know what she doing We was talking about did you watch the paddles build Oh glad it's night They wanted me to be there I said look man They want me to be there but you know I be on the streets They call for nobody I'm not calling for nobody Out of that city Out of that city they hold Hold up man But this is what nobody want to talk about You don't want to be nobody You don't want to be You see I had to change it right How thick glad it's night was sitting up there I saw when you posted that boy You stupid she was looking Oh my god That midnight train to Georgia I don't know what they serving on that bad boy But it's some corn bread And goddamn collard greens Ham hop to be served up on that midnight train I seen it I seen glad it's up there Boy I was like boy she been talking with that chicken walking Glad it's in blue When I posted the comment I was like damn glad it's up there She looked down and read that motherfucker Then she came She had me over there singing In the end lived to the song I was like To me that was the most I like Monica I didn't know that women Could be 77 and look that good With money With money too I mean money makes you look good You gotta look at people even young girls You see young girls get money and you look at them before And then now when they get money That's what I'm saying Miss Gladys They so respectable Shit like that you don't even think about it But man just thinking about I would love to I would love to be Patty's boy toy I'm a baby Getting this bed And then you know we both got like Some pajamas on with tops and bottoms I got on the black And some expensive shit too I was like oh you got me in this big Yeah I'm going to bed and match a pajama I know she got a tall bed I know the bed up there Old women bed be hot I know it's hot she got a full box frame Butcher Louis luggage under the bed All kind of expensive shit that big bed The TV popper at the bottom on Then you could close the shades Oh my god I know Patty got all kind of bed So you would hit If she would have me If she would have me I mean She would be like say my name He going to be like Patty Patty With all due respect I would give her the most respectful The most respectful thing Not even dick I would give her the most respectful Penis thing she would never I would give her a penis thing Miss Patty I got some dick for you Now penis thing She would look at you right in your face And say young man you watch your mouth in my house We serve the lord in him And we serve the penis But the way you deal with him That's what she needs A good old dicker A dicker Not a dicker She needs some dicker She probably don't need nothing Cause at this point she probably just All the dick she get now just extra You think she still getting dick? Yeah You going to quit? Yes You going to quit? Just cause you old you stop fucking I would just want the money You do stop fucking What you start doing? Making love Only grown ass people Hey you ain't got no choice You got no choice but to go slow and make love I think I'm going to still be throwing it back And you going to be in the goddamn ER In the urgent care With the plants throwing it back God damn pressure done went up What were you doing? Getting me out Now you didn't threw it back two times Man it got you on the medication It's her next of kin Zach got damn ankle done I mean I still throw it back If you're older as long as you keep Your body up and keep it up I guarantee you glad this is throwing that ass back I don't like how you put a name in it You could have left that or not Why not? It's natural Why don't you act like sexist taboo in this respect It's natural my brother Nothing is being thrown back It's natural sex between A black man and a black woman Talk to them It's natural Miss Gladys is 70 something years old Nothing is being thrown back Whenever she puts it It's where it's going to be Nothing will be thrown Or moved And you better act like you got some sex When you get in there Don't be in there Don't be slamming on Miss Gladys Miss Gladys You don't be running up in that You gotta run up in that What if that's what she wants And you don't shove it in hard As soon as you even try that Hand coming right back This ain't that That ain't this I was saying the Motown Yes you need to apologize I do not I'm trying to be respectful You the one who shoving stuff up Trying to do it I'm still calling Miss Gladys Cause that's what she is And she will always be Miss Gladys Y'all cut this out man I want to go to that old ass concert What the fuck man It's all the old ladies that's still around That lady is 70 something years old When the last time you think she heard That good shit talking like that Mr. John don't talk to her like that That's how you know Curtis How do you know How y'all know how many niggas do Miss Gladys got L. Roy You know a niggas name You know a niggas name L. Roy A young chick with an old lady name Barbara Yeah but definitely I got that I definitely fucking niggas name Earl Befall Are you serious I'm trying to think of a niggas name I fucking niggas name Pfff Jesus didn't know It's this niggas person I got so much money They gave me some shills Since 1910 Earl Roy is one of the most popular boys name Earl Roy I told you I know I mean it's really popular because It's ranked stupid It's like 1400 I didn't even drop the number Like it's actually 1458 The 1458 Most popular name It's 1500 All the niggas been Shit out of here Well actually that was last year Fuck out of here Yeah Don DC Curd You better know your facts You got to if you in this game I love him The oldest name though The oldest name Eugene Bartholomew is that the old lady A young chick with an old lady name Bartholomew used to be No niggas name Bartholomew Shit Bartholomew used to lay it down What did you call him for life Lil B You confessin The name Bartholomew What the fuck Bartholomew What the fuck When they started doing this He paused it Now everybody know I ain't no Lil B You keep narrowing it down You crying cause he dead Are you crying I need to know Rest in Peace Lil B That's the oldest name That you fuck He dead for it You don't name like three old names On the low It was Erroy and Bartholomew I said Erroy and Percy I have fucked a nigga named Percy I think Deborah Hey Don't you say my mom name You say another motherfucking name I don't give a fuck if you say Debbie You say Deborah There you go You fuck that Deborah She might watch the podcast from time to time What about a Bernadine Bernadine is real old I knew a Bernadine I ain't know a Bernadine What about a Bernese I knew her I knew her I would love to That's a baddie but it's a granny I don't give no fuck But she bad as fuck I look like that Seriously That's an older name Bernese is an old name Beautiful one If I have to change my name to Percy How you doing My name is Bernard I got a cousin named Bernard Me and Bernese live across the line Bernard and Bernese Boy we be happily ever after I'm Bernard Burgos I like the I pronounce it Burgios He said Bernard Burgos It's Burgios It's fresh It's Burgios We own a lot of property You ever been to the Burgios and stayed here The bourgeois Exactly That's just stupid She's so fine She was made of a lamp We need to see her parents They should have I mean her daughter is beautiful I'm not looking at them They're my kids I'm looking at them like I'm working on a plan right now I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do I guess I'm going to throw a party Have a host that's going to be me and that You got your money, didn't you You got your money How you doing tonight Sweetheart My name is Bernard It's a private boy It's by me and you How dare the missy in the party Can I have this dance to Bernard Bernard Burgios Bernard Burgios You want to make it sound more proper It's fresh It's Burgios It means believing in the Burgios What's wrong with the girls getting naked What's wrong with the girls getting naked It's so amazing It's a sip you got to go through me Everything Have you been to What is it called It's not a real place It's not a real place You'll be a perfect They call you for season 2 At least let me be the accent coach I need to be on that home They talk too fast The accent is not Mississippi What are you going to mean It is They use the most exaggerated southern accent If it's supposed to be Mississippi People in Mississippi talk real slow Yeah, it's a different place It's a different place The lingo that they use That's the shit that I grumble on them So it don't really It's not accurate You should be a writer for the show Oh, she was like That was some ridiculous shit She was like We going to be right here That ain't even Mississippi It was just ridiculous No, Mississippi is And then they was talking about They was talking about Crooked letter Nobody from Mississippi would ever even repeat that shit You going to be hard as fuck Ma'am I was like My bad Don't fuck around and catch the contact You going to be trying to look at the bottom of your feet I already am Try to look at the bottom of your feet I never said it was bad But I didn't know men watched the show We really not supposed to be But after watching it You don't feel like it's a good depiction of It's very inaccurate It's an accurate of the strip club That's why I'm doing It's very inaccurate of the strip clubs I feel like they didn't have nobody Y'all didn't have one person in there Now the show is good Because I don't like bashing No, I'm just saying I'm not bashing black work But what I'm saying is The strip club is not like that at all The strip club is not like that at all Like black strip clubs It's not like that It's a total exaggeration But it's for entertainment It's a good show, I enjoy it And after watching it I understand that it's really not for me It's really for y'all For who? Yeah, that's all Yeah, it's really not for us And you know, let them have it If that's what they want to watch Let them have the people That have not worked in the club Because those of us that have It's not really a great depiction What they miss? You can tell somebody who don't know nothing about the club Wrote it That's the best way to say it Because it's hard to explain That's not how the club be at all It's not that bad It's not that good It's just not like that It's not that I'm not gonna say Whether it's bad or good They got the politics right But it's just the wrong setting You used to do comedy at the strip club That's how I know exactly Oh my gosh, you used to Call me at the strip club And they would do that They would do that I never knew that Yeah, you get up on that stage If you came to Dreams in Houston And got on that stage, it was like Boo, it don't matter if you tell the funniest young in the world Where is the booty hole? I know, I'm not getting the dream Ain't that the one with the ass queen They don't even have a way to make it That was the best club to dance at in Houston Because you ain't got your naked Yeah, Dreams was in there Pre-Columbia Pre-Columbia When I was in Houston by myself I was in that bitch early About like 8 o'clock I wasn't even there It was a bunch of hungry strippers in there It was me and like 4 other niggas Bought 100 wings for the strippers This pre-corona though The bad strippers don't get there To 1.30, everybody know that Shit, the cool strippers be there at 7 What they at all? They had stripper clothes on And the crazy part is They had already been there They was fatigued Hey man, what's wrong? Y'all get in here What is wrong with y'all? Y'all working in here with all these wings And ain't nobody fair job Well we ain't made tip I get 50's girls to win How many sir? 100 That was like Ooh, he got money beads And they had little stripper And they had these young niggas over there And they never got to come Come on, everybody get some wings Get all of them, shit They got to eat their chicken They needed me that night That would be the worst thing to see though I hate to see a girl holding a wing And being like I'd love to see that I don't like to see any of the bitch Put that wing down I hate to see a stripper that needs some You can tell the sense of urgency different When she needs the money Hey, she's Breaking her voice I don't like When you strip a dancer for me And she booked another clan No you won't You don't know what I want You think you're about to finish dancing For me to go dance for that other nigga I got money Stay right here Make her dance two more songs I'll be right there Make that nigga wait Don't book another appointment Who the fuck make an appointment They make an appointment on my dance I don't like to be all up in my face I hate when a stripper Ass cheek accidentally hit your face or lip or something Like you rolling the blunt You look like It's on my lip In my lip It got on my face I'm not this type of man Why are you here We'll change your mood Imagine a bitch pussy lip Not a pussy lip I miss strippers though The stripping game is different now It ain't the same, the money not the same That's why I quit Money ain't the same Money ain't the same That's why you who you was dancing I ain't never said I was dancing I was about to say it I was just standing there doing the helicopter He said my yellow money ain't the same My mall That was my stage name Oh circle me Not circle me You used to call me prop player I used to finish off my flower of state Mouth strip clubs are disgusting They are What we did our best to keep our clothes clean Did the best to keep ours clean I don't want to see no niggas twerking Please don't twerk that ass on me These are all jokes, ma'am I have never worked in the adult industry Except for that one weekend What did you do that one weekend What did you do that one weekend I won't tell you everything but You give us a little sample You ever been watching the porno And it's that scene in the middle Where you don't know who fucking It just be like from the nipples down Yeah I let them use my nipples Not the nipples down Oh brother 2002 2002 I was like 30 Okay I'm kidding 2002 48 2003 2003 I was like 11 or 12 I don't know how that was I can't do math That's why y'all different I'm 81 years old I'm 31 years old 89 At the end that's 90 What's up You want it crispy, buttery You know what we were doing in 1990 We were already in school trading Nintendo tapes Man I was out Showing them shoulders again This is type of bitch Knock her step dad out I told you about that shit Touch my mom again With the sideways punch She knock this nigga socks off Period I don't be looking strong Cause I'm a strong bitch and I need these niggas to know You the definition of a strong black woman I am There we go I'll be bitch pressed niggas Niggas be on top of me I'll be like yeah That's what you be doing Different they have You ever pick a nigga up and gave him head Wait now She be like Cause when you ask Wait a minute What the fuck At one time Let me call Bartholomew He done released He done released the footage I'm trying to y'all talk about me Let that man rest He did He said he R.I.P This big one good It was time for him to go See when they say shit like that I just let that shit flow down That was my dude He said I just let that shit flow Can we talk about my pants though Let's just discuss it We can talk about that I just have to put the pants Not a pants is cute I fucked with it We got them in the mail You got so much ass on that little frame We had to custom make them I do have a lot of ass on the frame I love these pants These are cute Let's discuss it We've been trying some different fabrics It's really soft on the puss Talk to him We did that just for the ladies I don't feel What's the word I'm looking for Friction The puss is real comfortable She feels like she's in a hammock Because this is the audience that we're going for In a hammock Would you wear them to a dick appointment Would I wear this to a dick appointment? Let me check When you sneaking in the house Sneaking out the house Dipping in this fridge These will work They look good on you I hope they bring you much success We got you some on the way Don't worry about nothing I can't wait to go sleep On a little dick appointment I can't wait for the world To open back up I can't wait for that neither It's a fine time I don't even know if y'all Checked out these custom Air Force ones But if you look on the back They say wet, wet It's the wop I told them shoes was nice And they were sitting on ice Wet, wet No, they don't. I got ambition It's all about the wop right now Talk to them It's all about the wop right now Like I even had tried to sign into My bank account yesterday To make you put the capture It said wop I swear to God It's the same I was like I gotta prove this So you put your... What's your number? What's my phone number? Your pen number Wop What's your pen number? Let me see I'm trying to tell you what it is If it said wop in your shit With your birthday, you better change it I did People from the folks would believe me That's crazy They been listening They notifies What was Marco notifies? What your shoes are nice They are Thank you Appreciate it I'm with the Nike idea They don't know you ain't went deep on Some custom black man Air Force One Black man Air Force One What was that one? Right you see Amen I was about to talk slow again You good? Cause you did I am good my brother I swear to our people Modding my black owned business Speak on it my sister Cause we got real black right there for a month We did Cause we are real black We gonna speak on the blackness of being black But you must not forget The ambivalence That comes Let me google that word Google ambivalence Cause a lot of people focus on the benevolence Well it is tertiary Tertiary Hold on I can't type that fast nigga We can't type that quick hold on See you losing our audience Now you need to get to be a little more precautionary Precautionary Oh I was googling precautionary Bebs I was trying to bring some of them back Perhaps I became a little precarious Precarious And I feel that Cause I feel the precariousness Well I've always looked at you To be a very scrupulous young man Scrupulous I do think I don't know if your scrupulous A man of moral integrity Such as This fine gentleman Yes He has He has a very High fortitude You made a very Of high fortitude You made a very keen observation Not keen A keen observation is what he made In the things that he was speaking on Was so relevant To the moment that we were living in We're in a transition Because we're living in a microcosm Of chaos Right and this is not the first time That we've been here I got one and we are in The way she articulated That she means She was cognitive She was very cognitive Cahoots That's right up there with I need y'all niggas to stop this Collaboration You can rest assured That you'll be reassured I like it Hey how y'all doing What up dawg Yeah hell yeah I love to see you I'll give you a thorough explanation What does that even mean Uh oh Okay Alright Well it's time for the percolating Come on now Now I don't even know If she's into articulated Things of that nature I don't even got too many words The cahoot is all I got now Cahoot ain't even a word It is Y'all ain't cahoots Y'all ain't cahoots with my people Y'all ain't cahoots With your people You don't know what the hell is going on So you're trying to say that y'all are engaging In all kind of buggering We're engaged in all type of communication She thought I meant communication When I said buggery But I said communication Y'all The boys as well Cus communication Rules the nation But misinterpretation Bruin the nation Don't forget that part That's the part they always leave And please don't forget misinformation I love it here A bunch of freestylers The talent A beauty It's like It's a gravitational pull That the trap has You know what I'm saying So they kind of curated Whoever takes to it Get to be a part of the universe And you know what I tell them when they look at me Hey, spare no expenses When you appraise me My research department Is on cahoot Derived from the French word Cahoot That sounds like cahoots Meaning two people Hidden away in secret Y'all ain't cahoots We're not in secret though I wasn't We were in cahoot We kept secrets now We have kept secrets Many secrets over many nights Now look If you get in cahoots I feel like they're trying to play us If you get in cahoots With a hoochie Is that cahoochie? What if you on the chat a hoochie With the hoochie Who you was in What if you didn't get no cahoochies Wait now Hold on now Where are we right now Put a pen in it Bring all this back Oh my god you're right You know what's the good thing to do right now Tell them what they can find you Period Cause that's the type of time Make sure y'all Listen to our podcast It's called Poor Minds You are M-I-N-D-S We're on Apple Music, Spotify Anything you can search for We're on pretty much everything Anything you can find us and we live And you can follow her at licks underscore p underscore And you can follow her at Drana Cole with 3 E's Period Ain't nobody gonna be able to spell it It's too many E's It's Drana Cole E-E You know the point But let me tell you what Some of you type in Andrea, Nick Apple first person that comes up Cause who else is important Hey don't start no shit now It won't be no shit You type in legs it's gonna be 30 motherfuckers in there So you gotta type that underscore You type in Andrea and I see I'm the first nigga That pops up Okay Yes but listen to Poor Minds This is funny We funny, we cool Talk about sucking dick eating ass Going on traps, the use Politics I mean we don't talk about much politics So about this ass Okay What about it I'm gonna let my blunt back up Don't do this with them When you talk Don't spread them cheats Don't spread them cheats Don't spread them cheats We'll keep cheats closed It's up to you We're weird We're too honest Too honest I didn't know You know So he know how we get them I didn't know And you on the show before We even had the listeners that we do now So we were trying to like Yeah since then That's what I'm getting No I can't No I can't man Don't cheat yourself Treat yourself I don't want that in my life If you skip over all this dick That mean you did that on purpose You just tried to rape me You tried to rape me But who says she gonna skip you That is not to be public I'm not about to let you violate me You're my whole life protecting my ass from violators You're not about to start that As soon as I look at him he's gonna be like You're not going to man What I tell you The booty hole I don't even know why you wasting time On some shit that's not gonna happen You are not about to violate me Man, God didn't give me one Man, okay let me talk to your male listeners First of all Do not come on here Promote no propaganda Propaganda That is a lie First of all Second of all Ain't nobody even dropped the G word We don't use the G word open Because we haven't been accepted by their community And we don't want no smoke It's not no smoke it's a G spot No it ain't Do you want a nut or not See that's what I'm talking about This platform was created to combat That type of negativity It's not only cool I'm just saying it's there I'm just saying it's there too But I feel like for the ladies Now you do have to respect your man If he says no a lot of men do say no And I'd be like fine It's a crowd Go find you a bitch ass nigga That you're playing his flower pot You had an open mic Is this thing on? I mean that's how it is This is what women don't understand You gotta explain all this shit To your dick later on Your dick gonna What the fuck was that Man I don't know It's a new chick I met on a podcast Did you see that She was munching on you my nigga She was eating your culture It's a bussy I never let you live It's down The problem is her miss bussy That's exactly what I'm talking about You're gonna show up and give her a nigga a whole bussy It's a bussy Girl give me that bussy Boy give me that Boy give me that Boy give me that I speak on behalf of Bootsy and Webby That song was never intended to be like that I walked a nail from your side With that Bootsy's smile That one with the song said Get the fuck out Put that Bootsy open then I tell him bring it back Bust that Bootsy open then Don't remix I shouldn't I shouldn't let him Just go ahead I can only imagine what was talked about Before him I was happy to be here I was happy to be here Everybody they's like you wanna sit there I said I wanna sit there Put that wet ass Bootsy I got that But that wet ass Bootsy I need something to throw at this Give me something I can throw at some self Beat it up Nick It's the Lodge It's the Lodge The Wob That wet ass Bootsy Swab it with the Wob Shut the fuck up Hey John That was a terrible human being I'm not inviting y'all back Can I have some of your tequila to deal with Of course Of course you can Oh is this how it works Hell no This shit's a witchery Where y'all from Only a voodoo lady changed They don't change They gonna get you on this drink And start making eye contact with you Thank you I'm gonna be singing along They fucking up all my songs It's a wet ass Bootsy Give me everything you got Not gonna do it Y'all keep it Y'all keep it Beat it up Nick No, shut the fuck up So that's how the witchery goes back It's not no witchery Shut up, what you call it I'm just saying like some men like to explore That's the reality That's the love about this whole Bootsy Maybe it can't explore None of the 85% percent is gonna 85% 85% percent is gonna do that He don't be on that shit But it's hard to find a guy that'll be On that shit Yeah, I thought you meant this was Wrecking the shit No, I mean for sure It's hard to find guys She disappointed about it Cuz I want that wob Good They let me know that niggas ain't as weird as I thought They don't be on that shit They all percentage Niggas be like hold on Niggas be like I feel like one of my goals Is the black man entertaining Is to bring niggas back up To prevalence So I want hearing all this shit Let's me know we still got work to do in the community Yeah, y'all do We building though Oh this is an excellent platform Look at what you said Bid it over, bust it wide I gotta be scared to come outside Exactly You got that nigga in the house with the door lock Or in that big bitch out there Man, why you keep asking Hey, you just don't know You don't know You don't know what she did to me, man You don't know what she came up with In her home, girlie Never mind The bitches get together and sing a song They be making The things they do to grow men, man Look me in my eyes But they love it here Niggas like them They be loving you to look them in the eyes Go ahead But just know The year I was born Niggas wasn't made like that She was They was, they just kept it They definitely were I don't know, that's about 83 What do you know about 83 Maybe later on in the year, but that year It was a whole bunch of real ass niggas born 83 83 See, y'all gonna fuckin' write a slip And the niggas gonna crack the code of the matrix Honestly, everything I say This whole episode Let me write a disclaimer This whole episode has been nothing about the nigga I fuck with now No, me neither Nothing about the nigga I fuck with now Don't worry, before every episode We put up a disclaimer No, y'all don't Yeah, we do, so the people that No, none of this shit that was said should affect The people that we fuckin' with The whole disclaimer Yeah, don't believe niggas we say on the show We say a lot of shit We really mean, then we'll throw some bullshit in there Just to throw them off, be like, the earth is flat And then we'll move on I'm not gonna lose a nigga, a nigga that's lost can't be lost Sometimes they get lost That was a word, that was a poetry Lucky I had to think about it I see you, I see you I'm almost a bitch Man over there drunk, man Is a peppermint on me? Oh, a pepper Oh, a pepper What if a peppermint was meant to be a pepper? Like, ground beef Why was it on the ground? And why was there beef? Like, the fuck I don't ever get this drunk on podcasts and I go on other shows That's good Never, cuz I have I'm a lady I'm a lady, huh? First of all, you don't even know that you made history Y'all the first ladies To come to the trap and get drunk We the first ladies Yeah, we love talking shit That's all we do Y'all brought your own liquor, too No Why we do that? Buy something Why we buy it? We're like inhaler Y'all don't backstuff No, they pay with your hands That changes everything When you throw that like that at the end Changes everything I don't pay with ass like that Not like that like that Not like that like that But you know what it is What's it called? What I'm saying? I ain't pay with the whole ass C'mon, man, c'mon I'm about to lose all my niggas That's good. You're gonna find some new ones, though He right here You said you was a BDB That's what you need in your life I love a BDB I love when a niggas be like, man, get what you want Whatever you want, let's do it Where you wanna go You didn't have niggas do that already Let's keep it going Let's keep it going But I'm saying it's still shit that you want What did you do with the shit that them niggas bought? You didn't take it You don't come out every year You don't have to have all the new shit New clubs open every day in Legos We need to go back I don't wanna go to Legos personally You tripping I'm telling you she tripping I mean I do wanna go But not for the reason she wanna go It's a turn up Legos, Nigeria is the most lit city What they doing? They turning the fuck up The whole time On a boat, you gonna eat good food You gonna party It's like being around black people Everybody got money, it's cool, it's fun Everybody got some money What the fuck was that I went over there I went over there I'ma do that They got some rich ladies over there Rich ladies They ain't no ladies You said everybody got some money I was talking about the niggas I'm talking about the niggas What the bitch is doing You ain't seen no bitches Why you was out of these niggas I went to Legos, I had $3 Guess how much I came back with $3 That's a sad truth Bro, where are the rich ass women That's out tricking on niggas That was an amazing trick Ain't no successful female drug dealers out here What was that story of that girl What was her name No, the ones that's free Ain't no free ones Not like that I was just talking about She ain't selling a lot Like the women playing sports Maybe she on diabetes Oh, shout out to your boy Cordae They won What my notes got She won And that's her dude She won She won by having her But she won the whole thing I see you, my brother Because I want to see them into the future Because the past tense About stressing from the past That's why you tense Naomi Osaka Yes As she had on a man Every game she wore She had on a different person's name She had Trayvon Martin And then she represents Japan She doesn't represent the United States She's good money Michael Bloomberg Donating $100 million To help Joe Biden win That ain't got money What's his name Michael Bloomberg You ain't never heard of Michael Bloomberg I got something for him If you got a hundred million from Joe Biden He about to have something for me then That's the type of money I'm trying to get That's old white man money You don't even know how he got the shit I don't care Either I think that's a good thing People be like oh Joe Biden is terrible too We just got to get Trump out of office at the end of the day I think it's a lesser evil Politics have always been like that You know what I'm saying It's always a lesser evil You just always have to pick a lesser evil Bloomberg Network $54.9 billion Billion I got this What ass pussy Oh so you get the song back to the right lyrics Show them the right lyrics when they come back to that Is he married? I don't even give a fuck He got a bunch of bitches And I'll be number 39 I will give Michael Bloomberg some pussy right now Michael Bloomberg How do you want them How do you feel Coming up after the game You know what's great What if he hit you all He watched the show That would be a great thing You didn't know that I didn't take a punch The nigga watched the show Not this Michael Bloomberg But it is a nigga that Michael Bloomberg That watched the show I can take a punch nigga No it ain't Michael Bloomberg I don't know if it ain't that nigga But I do know a nigga I know I want Michael Bloomberg to hit me on God I do I ain't gonna die Niggas ain't punching that off Did you know you can rent the Fresh Prince Bella mansion for $30 $30 $40 $30 That's probably just ending that shit Whatever But they do got the mansion That shit probably boot Can I throw you on like how they do jazz Fuck I do the L too Fuck I do the L too They all know Nope Nope They shit up going on I did I like the Bella the Fresh Prince Why can't be you You can't be me man Why ain't this shit to you To be thrown out I just think it would be funny I mean of course if it was me Did you ever listen to Will Smith's music Never Why? You didn't listen to Welcome to Miami No No, you ain't never listen to Sheed I'm gonna kill a stripper You know what he said Will Smith says Sheed I'm gonna kill a stripper He said that Yeah because he was talking about how much money That's what I'm saying I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you the exact moment I'm gonna tell you the exact moment Where I no longer I fuck with Will Smith No that's his boy I fuck with Will Smith I didn't fuck with some of his crushes music I'll just tell you The music the moment that he lost me Honestly Is when he dropped Wild Wild West from Cisco I was through with him Yeah In the video dancing with platinum hat Really? That was like They left Stevie Wonder out there They left Stevie Wonder out there at the end of it Everybody walked out of Stevie out there Like I never said I did Okay, so what was wrong with Will Smith But you ain't like that movie either though It wasn't Who else used to definitely be in that clip You were laughing There are plenty of songs by artists I don't like I still like them I just don't like all those songs So did you like a Cisco song Which one? The one where that nigga was sad Without you girl Cause that nigga named Off a whole bunch of shit better than this Fuck you That nigga The song started off beautiful Bright lights A fancy restaurant It's about this I can't pretend it Bitch is With DMX Cisco played a very little part In that Fucking song to me His part didn't He didn't make me like the song DMX When that nigga started What he think And I knew he wasn't lying Because that nigga said that was Tonya I met her at the A3 bar I was like nigga I'm about right About three kids The only thing that I felt like The song was missing Was some Britney's It was Britney's as well Every nigga know about 7 random ass Britney's That's true I know a lot of black Britney's And the names he was naming were so black They was like yeah It was Brenda Letitia I was like okay Brenda Brenda is grown Felicia Youngchick He met round the hood One Britney's How does that name Felicia no more though First of all let's start it How does that name Felicia no more Felicia Felicia You think they all are better At our age You think they all like I don't know this name Felicia That's my age You think all the Felicia's is That is wrong No white women are having babies Because they're like Buy Felicia You remember buy Felicia I don't give a shit White people baby name selection Is always hilarious I don't know no Felicia White people name baby shit That you didn't even know Could be a real person Temper Mackenzie They love the ER Shooter Hunter go get trigger Bring your brother Gunnar back Gunnar They like the hard ER It's just weird because their name is always like Ends with a ski Zabowsky Rubbowski It's always a ski at the end One ski, good phrase ski Come in ski There's all the scenes Like on this show I would say anything about white people They'll be in the comments so hurt Like dude That was so fucking racist man My brother name is Gunnar You guys are funny Oh you do talk about white people Dude fuck with you guys Bro if you guys not the fuck with white people Unfollowed bro I'm just saying here Unfollowed bro You don't have to tell me I never knew Never knew you fucking followed me I'm listening to you I'm minding my own business And then you just start talking about white people Like dude what the fuck did we do to you bro Fuck they're gonna be racist They're gonna be real mad when they see us on there They are These black bitches They're not even shit Why the fuck did you bring these chicks man These are golden Dude these chicks seriously were only here For your fucking cash bro That's it bro That's all she was talking about Fucking money and booty hole Nobody gives a shit about that bro Booty hole But he gone fat booty Come on loose come on bro Bro really Bro this shit is starting to suck Get your shit together man Dude when DC's not there It fucking sucks man They're just doing fucking anything now bro Nobody gives a shit bro DC you need to get your boy Where's Chico? Like they gonna tell on me I read the comments Hey what's wrong with you They be suggesting shit that they got You know what You need to clean from up under that couch What the fuck are y'all talking about What the fuck are y'all talking about Bro I'm just They're suggesting They always suggesting comedians to me Like I'm not a comedian Dude you know who's funny That's who's funny Dude you know who's funny I don't get it You know you need to have on there that's funny Let me guess Insert Random man's name He do comedy No he doesn't do comedy bro He's just fucking hilarious Like the comments he leaves bro Dude go to his page he has the best memes Dude you want to see some Dank ass memes Not Dank Whatever the fuck y'all want to be It's gonna be what the fuck it is before What ever was Hey Carlos work your ass off and get successful And then put some more niggas on the shit that you made After you got successful that you still using Fuck you you good Bring them niggas on and expose them To the work that you created for yourself Man don't be selfish in what you're doing I know it's all about yourself In what y'all want to do But you got to give these other niggas a chance To be great Now you got your show Now put them niggas on it That was never part of the plan They so fucking good I agree with that Now don't be selfish now Use your life I know the niggas was doing your jokes But put him on your show Now he good Now don't hold that against him He was young That nigga 35 Okay Listen He was out there willing But when he started he was 33 He didn't know Man I can't do it I seen what he called me a bitch Now let that go That boy That was a fan page That was a fan page But I seen the sketch where he said he ain't fucking with me That didn't ever come out We didn't ever put that out I don't know how that got out I know he called you a bitch ass niggas But we didn't put that out That other niggas put that out I know they have I know them What you mean? I heard These niggas don't know how much shit That I do know You can't just I know niggas who just said And they didn't know that And they be so hurt to tell me Man That's how niggas always This how niggas always Let you know that some shit That a nigga said some shit They be like man what happened What you ain't got now But then they'll do some shit like this And be like when you see that nigga Might want to talk to him You need to talk to that nigga Cause this what he said Nah they don't even be like They don't say that You need to talk to that nigga bro That nigga tripping Cause you a real nigga I fuck what you know I ain't know y'all I ain't know nothing like that I ain't said it But the nigga said The way he said it though Made me think I ain't really pressing Nothing on it But then When that nigga How the fuck they'll stay This one she got crazy And you know the nigga just told me That he far with me Nah nah look We didn't put that out Now when you see him don't tell him Don't tell him I told you Don't tell him They do that shit We know who ain't shit But just know even though I know you ain't shit They teach you different But I'm not gonna lie You're a person it's hard not to like you No it's not I'm very easy Why though You know the number one thing Is sometimes I be saying exactly what the fuck I feel I agree Too much I do feel like it's easy to not like you It is It's easy Only because I feel like people don't be like me for the same reason Cause it's so easy to just say how I feel about you So I feel like people just be looking at me But I'm the type of mom But I guess cause I'm a person I accept people who they are So I'll be like oh this is his style Of coming like I know this is your sense Of humor this is his sense of humor This is my sense of life But to what I feel like a majority Of people though people just be like Okay bitch damn you ain't gotta always say how you feel Exactly But I'm not gonna tell you If you don't want to hit my bean don't add to it I don't give my unwarranted opinion Same I don't feel like I ever give my unwarranted opinion Why you get asked and then get upset with what you hear If you knew what you wanted to hear Then just think that But I don't feel like it's B Because it's what people want to hear I feel like they ask and they necessarily don't want to hear it But you can ask Anybody that don't fuck with me As anybody that don't fuck with me No more They can't say it's cause I did some shit I agree with that Everybody that don't fuck with me No more they can't say I did some shit to them It's them that fuck with me I agree And we don't miss them I seen them They doing worse without me Everybody I said this the other day Everybody that I've ever like Could offer not being cool with them Where all of my hoes is doing worse They needed me What they might but am I lying I mean you're not but it's just funny I guess who regret Being a fucking nigga towards me I know it I see them all the time But it's not fucking That's how I feel so it's not fuck you But they said fuck me So once you close the door I ain't gonna try to open it no more I said fuck me Me! I said I didn't do it for you I thought you were my brother We were supposed to be forever You do this to me for fucking For fucking money man We're gonna get so much fucking money I be thinking to all the people that Fuck me over Over 300, 600, 800 It's like that's all it took And that's what we fucked up about it And got mad at me for Asking for it back And it was like damn all it took Oh you need that little funky hat 300 It's funky when you need to bow Oh yeah I get your little funky hat 300 And the fucked up part Is it be people who they Had a saddest story and they be like Shit so fucked up if you could just Help me I can give you this right back I'm gonna have your money they take this How you know they ain't gonna pay you back I don't know if people catch on to this If a nigga tell you the exact date That he gonna give you the money back Not giving it back No he not That's why I never When I give people money that you know You gonna need right back When I give people money and do things for people I never expect it back I do that just know That you gone after this Yeah you done I'ma give you that little But you gone buddy I'll look you in the eye while your car broke down And go faster I'll give somebody that you can't Never give nothing else for me If you don't give me my money back They don't understand that they are violating They wrote I agree to give you this money On your terms You said next Friday You said that You didn't say two Fridays from now You said to your own Payment date Because next Friday is everlasting When motherfuckers say next Friday They can be any Friday in the future Not Friday That's the next one I mean cause that's how people be looking at it That's right Cause if you can't give it back Then I promise Okay you good on that cause I'm not going to trip off with it But you can't never ask me to listen This how many times I've been burnt by this If a motherfucker asked me to borrow some Now I just gotta not know you no more I gotta I gotta get off before we get to the point Hey I just know I thought we was friends You out here needing shit But I keep a list of people that owe me money Still to this day I do but because If you haven't paid me back If you haven't gave me my money back You literally can never ask me for nothing Ever again Even if you're getting a victory Bitch I'm sorry But I can't do nothing to help you Because you already still owe me this That you haven't ever paid me back I just hope the same people that owe me some money In the future like save my life Bitch I don't hope you save my life I hope you give me my money back Cause that's new owe me This recent It happened all the time I mean I'm only 29 It doesn't happen to me numerous times I gotta list the people that owe me money How long is it It's about 7 people But it's just like if you haven't paid me back Being cool but you can't Ever ask for nothing else So I hope you don't ever get in a real bind You need a bill because I can't help you You know the cold part The people who owe my money They're gonna skip this part They are They are They're gonna look at it like this Monthday forward a little bit They ain't gonna want to talk about it Go back to the booty hole Go back to the booty hole Let them girls talk about booty hole But this is what we're doing And I don't know why But once you get to a certain point in life People be feeling like oh y'all owe me money But they don't need it That's one thing that I've learned I feel like a lot of times People keep asking you for stuff Cause they feel like you got it And that's one thing that's like You ain't never asked me for nothing before But all of a sudden now You need every fucking thing And I feel like people won't ask anymore Like I'm not gonna lie As far as I go Well majority of the time I be straight So it's like if a person owe me money And then I say something to you a few times And you don't give me my money back I won't keep pressing you about the issue But it's not because I don't need it Cause I mean I don't need it But that's what I'm saying I want my shit back at the same time It's just kind of like damn bitch You owe me this money but I'm not about to keep pressing you You know You are No matter what I need to get like you I need them At this point They need to feel bad Damn let me get this nigga this money Cause I aggravated my life But you know how You said Friday I'm doing bad I'll let you get some Rap money What I'm supposed to do But you know how I go part of it I just let you fall and sit there And get it I'm getting more money that you making Now you looking at it Like okay but you don't fuck yourself up Cause now you can't I'm making more money and you can't never get shit owes for me It ain't look It ain't never most successful You gotta stay the same I don't give a shit if I make A hundred billion dollars I'm still gonna tell the same Money lies I ain't got no money man I'm reading that shit Do you really think They gonna let a nigga Get that thing When you see me with a billion dollars Man I'm out here with you what 3-4 days of work Friday ain't been sitting on all this paper Don't give you shit Ain't no nigga Fanny is meant to have it no money That's why I make it a one Every show just to look right at the camera I ain't got no money I'm gonna fuck how many views you see under this There is no money Don't be looking up my network That mean if you took all the shit And ended it up it's not cash You don't know how Network works I tell my family This ain't cool This is the worst case scenario I don't think I just got access To this shit You gotta cash it Sell some shit I ain't gonna lie I tell my family that All the time I feel like I'm broke They be like I know you in Atlanta I'm not doing that thing Damn you got money cause you live in Atlanta That's what they be saying Boy your family hard Girl you didn't move to Georgia come on now Now we know You live in Atlanta Now you can kick us down a few something You got cable all that Shit You like bitch you mean upstairs That's what you tell me Bitch I live on top of everybody This is the 11th floor They swear once you move out the stage You got money Oh so the motherfuckers who live on top of me She done moved to Atlanta She doing it now You got a little car So how you know will be bleak She stay up there You got a house shoes on you get this How I went over there I had to put them down They don't even take Uber food up there They don't Do that You gotta come meet and do that Yeah do that She do You gotta sign for the do that My uncle he be like yeah that always been my dream I always said when I get like 65 I wanna I wanna live in a high rise I be like well that sounds great Did he ever But hold on did he ever Did he ever say that before you moved in Oh you will to that deluxe apartment I ain't no sky I be telling you it sound like heaven What you describe me He just saying that shit Invite him over there one weekend Doesn't need to talk about that shit for the rest of the life I thought I wanted one of them I can't stay up there I said stay up there man That too goddamn high That girl up there on the 20th floor I got that back and I said Shit I just like sit there I can't move around I can't do this man I can't have that motherfucker right there All the niggas don't like nothing It don't matter where you take them They don't like nothing You take them to the strip club Man it's too many fuckers It's too many bitch Everybody nigga You wanna smoke on that hooker Don't come out naked Put some more Get naked You don't come out the motherfucker You got the intrigue man You got up here to my sense Don't do this Everybody in the goddamn club Security I like to them I like to them on the desk Both drinks all night Cause she got clothes on Think about something They come out the bathroom Get naked Call it WAP Old niggas ain't here Call it WAP It's a WAP It's cold in this motherfucker I'm telling you that motherfucker Not having to complain God God Turn that shit down Hold on he gone He gone I used to complain You really fucked with a nigga named Bartholomew Stop talking about this niggas I feel weird I don't feel weird I feel like she giving him credit and he didn't He deserve it Shout out to all the niggas still alive It's the third holiday Don't nobody never shout niggas out until they gone That's fucked up man Shout out to all my niggas that live here man Same Shout out to all my niggas that live here Shout out to Legs P Drill Why don't people call you Drill Cause she got three E's in there First of all I think people call me Drill Because Drill is like the hood name Like bitches from the hood I've never heard nobody named Drill I've never heard that That's crazy I've never heard Drill in my life But people always talk It's Andrea I know that So it's Drill Bitches from the hood thought that name would be like Andrea Yeah I know a girl named Andrea With the U With the who? No I have one E in my name But that's my Instagram Instagram is about 15 E's Always on the boat Ask me out Carlos said I'm a pirate I remember I could be on the boat like a pirate I do be on the boat Everybody boat She just take a bunch of clothes And get a skip change of clothes Let me see the yacht Yacht got a certain standard Honey let me pull it up for you She on the catamaran Now first of all don't do my girl She always be on the yacht People don't realize like people be acting like yachts Are like crazy expensive They're really nice Girl that's a tugboat stop playing No you're playing I can't see the whole thing I just only see the star I want to see one side I need to see the whole yacht It was a yacht It was a yacht both times Take them out on it You got to get a boat That's my next goal This got to blow up so I can get a boat So I can just have about 11 big booty women On this yacht Yacht prices The average price of a yacht is 8.4 million dollars That wasn't no yacht That was a boat No but they really No but that one picture It had carpet instead of the wood floor No neither one had carpet I'll figure it out I'm going to say which one Neither one had carpet You knew if you was on a yacht Wasn't it big Wasn't it big That's what she said It was big both times But I'm saying that's the average price Of a yacht but like They really I love how you a boat expert too I am I went to Dubai And I was on that yacht tripping What were you doing on the boat Eating that booty hoe Eating that booty hoe I'm kidding I'm kidding in Dubai I'm asking for real What the fuck was on this boat So the boat all out in the ocean I'm telling you honestly I'm not going to lie I'm balling this one When I went on the yacht in Lagos When I went on the yacht in Lagos We were really literally playing games Okay legs Andrea let me ask you this So look I'm balling when I'm on my yacht What these bitches supposed to be doing Eating your ass No we're supposed to be Drinking, taking shots We're playing games You got a DJ We're eating good food Everybody titties out Unless you wanted the boat to anchor So wait a minute y'all got a boat I was going to let that titty over The boat was going You said this shit is 35 to $80,000 a week to maintain a yacht Now okay listen That's if they're taking the boat out for the week And they're staying out on the water We be taking the boats out for a few hours Maybe a few hours Now some people do I've had a home girl She was with a nigger Not gonna lie I swear to God She took the boat out And they took the boat out for like a week But they was staying out there They had the chefs on the boat What's his name The captain on the boat Yeah he was super rich I'm just checking I ain't been on that No I'm not saying Not on the ball of shit I don't know weeks staying out there I haven't done it for a week I have I have no desire to do it for that But I'm just saying No it was fun but I don't know I was getting feces I was ready to come back home That's exactly what I'm saying this other shit I could be doing Yeah I was gone too long I definitely would Yeah but do y'all still be that bad You can take a yacht out You can take a yacht out for a few days I'm fucking around to take the yacht out And we chilling Why ain't nobody do this out It's cold out here I've been and took the wrong shit It's so windy Y'all don't want to get naked I don't know her We don't fuck with them like They ain't like That's what y'all thought Y'all just bought us iron butts of pussy You didn't fuck them up there You ever been on a yacht That's what you gotta tell them That you ever been on a yacht They haven't and they scared They can't even swim Yeah we bought you iron butts of pussy How else would you go and get on a yacht You on that demon Tom She might start an only fan I'm just being honest Holes be really trying to act like they be their life When they don't Talk about these hoes I'll listen I love the hoes I love them However See that's the same thing to say You do not love these hoes I really don't These hoes don't do nothing to make you love them They don't But the wrong ones be fucking up the game The wrong ones be fucking up the game That's the wrong thing to focus on Holes always be trying to make the scene Like they don't be You ain't ever even been on a yacht I thought how you complain because now you all want it and they can watch your titties out But you ain't ever been on a yacht Pull the titties out I feel like some girls Some girls be doing a lot They be doing a lot just because they got a little Little flight to Houston or something Not a flight to Houston Girls be in a flight to Houston Girls be in a flight to Houston They be doing the most They be trying like oh my god girl but he bought me a ticket Girl a flight to Houston is $40 You not Bought the bus to that pussy up for $40 now And they And they do but that's why I said they Fucking up the game Girl he flew me out They be a locker room lit You on a spirit flight you can't even recline Your seat And you know one thing about them A lot of things People don't mention A lot of times the bottom of their feet be dirty All they do What did we say Remember Yeah Dusty feet please don't bother me Period He was talking about that Now he spoiled me That's what he said Yeah You supposed to get The game is different The women are split up Back in the gap women used to agree This is what we doing This is what we going here to get And this is how it's coming out Now women are like and this bitch is like Nah bitch run it up run it up The women aren't agreeing They got the pick me's And I got the bitches that's really about them So it's like the women are at war So men a lot of men They are at war Or the women are at war It's a lot of pick me's out here You know why Women are at war because There's time like Women reach a point in their life Where they feel like I'm supposed to have a man I'm supposed to have a kid I have to have this This is the case Live your life and do what you want to do If you meant to be a wife and a mother If it's not who cares Why are you so pressed I agree Women reach a certain age and they feel like I'm supposed to be settled down No you're not What does that even mean Because people looking at other people's lives Everybody want to post on Twitter Oh I got Mary They not even happy People looking at other people Looking at their time lines and what they're doing I'm going to do that shit when it's time for me If it's not who cares One thing I'll say about me I definitely want to be a mom I definitely want to have kids Doing that on your timeline I'm not putting pressure on myself To feel like oh I got to have a baby by this point Of course by the time I'm 35 I'm going to be stressed But you got a long time to be 32 But I have a long time until I'm 35 Yeah All of that We'll be 35 tomorrow Like who are these motherfuckers In my house Shit But I don't just want to have a baby by anybody You're going to have a baby by somebody And guess what Even if you find the right motherfucker They quickly turn to the wrong motherfucker That's fine You think motherfuckers wasn't good At some point Look at that I agree I feel like it could be all that As long as we in my country As soon as it gets hot outside Man, why haven't you taken a lady Man, you won't believe this bitch I ain't seen my baby since I took the goddamn bitch She didn't move here with this nigga This nigga didn't change my baby name But I feel like I would never be I don't even know my son, man I thought he woke up Man, the baby won't come to me and no shit like that I said come to your daddy That nigga walked to that nigga I know the bitch don't want me She didn't took me on child support I got to go to court So I can even get back on child support He didn't fell in love with this nigga With this big ass boat man My son out there swimming deep sea fishing My son been out there on the On the water all goddamn summer Man, he on Instagram Tanning I don't even know his name I don't gave him a new name I knew this shit was fucked up Soon as she took me on child support She just said you can go and keep that little 212 I'm dead Every time I look up there on the boat This bitch thinks she a fish Me and Tan will be tanning Oh shit That's what y'all do Maybe we need an audience What do you mean? I know Y'all got money How you laugh? I say barth all of you Get you a joke I don't know until like 3 days later When people be quoting me and shit Crazy parties these niggas ain't supposed to be laughing They supposed to be working Doing everything Doing everything Smoking dope at all camps Not taking that career seriously I'm dead I'm going to play a video poll He's breaking up He loves it here Funny nigga I had to bring him Man you got to bring him back Shout out to Joe Two days Joe go to Joe go laugh And he going to put on more clothes The longer the show goes on Every time the show start I have one thing I never notice how that nigga be changing clothes He damn sure had on some other shit earlier He did He is a stickler He said you ain't fresh as on me After about two hours I just I don't like to wear clothes Lay on my body once I get comfortable We going to get on this nigga Be like can I get a sweater out the goddamn dryer please Fuck hooked up a dryer Who snuggie is this? I'm dead I'm the snuggie Little snuggie We love a snuggie I can believe that Oh he thought it was a freaking You don't know what a snuggie is That's the way after you fucking You don't wipe your dick off y'all just cut them Lay in a puddle Of juices of us That's a snuggie That is a snuggie I've never heard of that When you just don't wipe off nothing You just go to bed Piss it two different directions When you wake up in the water Oh my god Every nigga in this room then took a piss That was too long before You thought you had to make an appointment God damn this is the longest piss In piss history My piss history I got to work in a few minutes What did I do? I must be still growing Cause there ain't no weight as much piss in my body This dude be feeling mixed level See now you get it Cause you be like damn still That's how you piss You piss on your tip toes like this She hit the tip toes That's how it all happens God damn That aerodynamic piss And I be like damn it's still going Why the toes though Why you have to point the toes to piss Oh that's just me That's how you aim I don't think everybody was there We don't have to aim What make you think Why you say me There are some women that have to aim You think all piss is built the same Well first of all the only time You really have to like get your shit Like back in order after you get a wax Cause sometimes the wax You know after you pee that wax you be like Ah ah ah But it's like if you're peeing on a regular You don't have to aim I mean I know all pisses are built the same But the only reason you have to aim Some of them are here Some of them do sit right there I can't relate I seen one that was sitting in there In an angle like a Mr. Bishop engine It was crooked a little bit Is that a turbo pussy Not the turbo did you like it Was it at an angle I mean that was cool I mean some of them are not good to look at They kind of confusing Cause they look like old people with no teeth Like smiling old people Unfortunately You know what Just cause they look weird don't mean they ain't good But some of them do look fun You don't want that But they look good They all have their own unique beauty If you look at them at the right angle They look like they laughing at shit anyway I'm dead Most of the time they are Grinning like a chance kid You know 70% of women Don't orgasm during sex It's their own fault Women who don't orgasm Let me give them some advice You should think of somebody else Cause that's exactly what that man doing So he could get his orgasm Cause if you fucking somebody who's not about to orgasm Just trust me You don't start thinking about somebody who will Like I'ma use your pussy In my imagination at the same time I'm just saying Most women don't orgasm Most men don't Oh you think just cause you had to Wipe up some nut that I had to orgasm I didn't have a orgasm I busted a nut It's different You make a nigga have a orgasm then you got a man You make a nigga bust a nut then you got a homeboy You have a orgasm You can't hear good after Let me tell you the difference You ever seen a man bust a nut This how you know a man bust a nut If you ever had to text your nigga Why you leave If you ever bust a nut You make a nigga have a orgasm You ain't got to text him cause that nigga sleep That's the difference You can bust a nut and drive 45 minutes to the crib But if you have an orgasm You spend the night over there Cause they have an orgasm over there That nigga be like oh I gotta go Exactly Exactly You gotta go down there and walk past the car Cause you gotta get the elevator down To the stairs Then you gotta take the elevator to the garage Bullshit Wait You must have just dropped something off No nigga You must not know it like that Niggas usually stay if you know what I mean Out so soon That must be your brother or something You can look out that window and be like Hey this how you know you fuckin with the wrong chick When you go up to the little desk and nigga be like I was having 32 She keep him coming Niggas don't even ask He hitting the button Go ahead Niggas holding the elevator for you How you know where I'm going I know where you're going You ain't coming back neither I see you tomorrow I know you're gonna be here You ain't gonna be down She making niggas spend the night Ain't no nut bustin Organs Organs And breakfast She cook some breakfast How you think she got in the hot rod You can go up there by yourself I gotta take you up there I gotta go with you Oh Lex Lex staying 313 I know he ain't even locked You walk straight over there Yeah you don't even gotta go up there for Lex You right Lex staying right there by that drink machine You're going straight past You know where you're going She right there Lex staying downstairs I gotta take you to drink her Did you call them at the bus end Did she call you I call Lex for you You gotta get the fuck out of here cause we ain't gotta get to the hot rod Nah they turn the big life I do, it's time for me to go Man we appreciate y'all coming to the trap man This is Renee's house We famous y'all Cass I think we've ever been on This was a nigga party I mean I was scared It's a real nigga show man I'd be nervous to do everything I'm nervous to go get in my car She said I'm nervous to go get in my car How you gonna be nervous I'm dead I'm not nervous to do Treat life like that That's all you gotta do Of course Okay Do we leave these mics on Blue Two That