 You will lose your life. He's all grown up! Oh, shit! Nothing! Already, all fucking ready with the Databayo. You would think after two years that shit would disappear. Already! Look at this 3D room! New music, that's Sakura! I'm surprised she hasn't sent Sasuke Kun yet. Who are these other rejects? Did he say it again? We finally made it this far. Who are they looking for, Sasuke Kun? Please don't say it, Sakura. It's been two years. Sasuke! There he is! Yeah! What the fuck is that? Who is that? Are my glasses fooling me? Sasuke! Is that a Tachi? A Tachi Kun? Or is that a Rouchi? Holy shit! Wait, no, that's Sasuke! What the fuck is this music, bro? It is Sasuke, yeah, yeah, yeah! They're flashing back! Already, bro. We want two minutes in and there's a flashback already. Yup, this is Naruto. This is the first episode! They keep doing these flashbacks already! They act like this happened 10 years ago. I mean, technically. He looks cool! What did he think we forgot about this? She hasn't said Sasuke Kun yet. I don't think she has. I need you to grow. What the fuck, man? He's been... What a fucking babbler. Get out of here! I just didn't want to listen to my brother. My ass, ol' bro! You love Naruto! You're gay! You kissed him! They sealed our bomb and they sealed each other's lips together. Jesus, T.R.O.S.T. Who the fuck are these two? I'm glad you remembered. He said it every episode. What do you think he's been doing? Is he jerking off? I can't believe how old much older he got, man. You see the purple shit he got? He got the Orochi Maru! Is he staring at each other? Yup, we're back! Fuck! I thought she's grown! What are you doing, boy? Come on. There's like a thousand episodes left. Don't tell me we're not going to see this scene until like another 800 episodes. Sasuke really just stabbed him. He just really fucking killed him. Show him out, power! Power! The Ninetale 5 is stronger than him. Sasuke, fucker. Hurry, mode activate. Because he'll kill him? That's why. Oh shit! He's bubbling up? Oh my god! He actually has a hole. Naruto! What the fuck? He's a prick! Bro, I never thought I'd see Sasuke face to face with the Ninetale Fox. What the fuck is the Fox's name, bro, Foxy? Because of their bond after they kissed? Your father used it on me. What we make you say that? Look at the look. The Fox is giving it. Madara Uchiha. Oh my... Name drop right there. Already! Watch. Oh shit! Madara! I'm reacting to his theme. Watch, he's gonna be like... Same thing. That was a fucking mistake. You gotta know him! You see what I mean? We start. I have no idea what the fuck is going. Sakura and Naruto at 2 NPCs were running, looking for Sasuke and then there was this guy that I thought was Sasuke and then Sasuke was on top of the rock and then Sasuke has the fucking purple heavyweight belt around him now. The Orochimaru heavyweight belt. Madara mentioned Sasuke eye-to-eye face-to-face with the Ninetail Fox. The fucking... OST? Put your hands up. Play this shit in the club, man! Homecoming. Alright, so I don't know how many years into the future that was. It's probably not even years. It could be just months. It could be weeks. It's probably months. But now we're returning home after Naruto went training with Jiraiya. So we're coming back to the village. And I can't fucking believe Sakura is still saying Sasuke-kun. Alright, we're back into the action. We're fighting the Black Panther. Magic Konohamaru still looks the same. It's fucking Konohamaru, bro. I know that voice. He has a fucking tail now. What is he fighting a fucking cat? It's Konohamaru and the two other bastards. What? He's still gonna have to snout on his nose? Rooney Tune sounds. We're back and we're all back. We're all back, boy. The same guys working here. It's only been a year or two. Come on. A year and a half. Wait, they look the fucking same. Oh, shit! Bro, this feels like the beginning of Naruto. Imagine they just didn't even do Shippuden. It was just called Konohamaru and it's beginning of his journey. He looks cooler now. He doesn't look like a little fucking cuck. What a mission chasing the Black Panther. They have the walkie-talkies. He better not still have snout coming out of his nose. That stock... That stock-ass cat sounds. You son of a bitch. Learned to get a fucking tissue box! They don't have a convenience store? They have everything fucking else on planet Earth? Bro, her hair looks like... Looks like another body on top of her. That's Yurichi's brother. Ibizu! It's now or never. You would think this is like episode 8.5. Nope, this is episode 1. Konohamaru-kun! Look, it's Ibizu. Ibizu. They look... I mean, how much are they gonna grow, bro? They were adults when we left them. Alright, we got Iruka's and Nade 106. Awesome. Naruto would have caught a cat. That's not Chopper anymore. Aw, this is sad. Who's that in the back? Urahara? Oh, nice. Stop the waffling, bro. Brother Naruto is gonna be the sixth. Now, this is the perfect entrance for Naruto. Not Sakura. Please do not pan down to her pink fucking hair. Alright, good. Brother Naruto. But you're about to see where he is. Aw. He idolizes brother Naruto. One with a laurel kage stinking. Oh, wait. He's more of a second Naruto? Naruto! Sevetou kage. What an idiot. Don't worry, he's coming. I thought Jiraiya was gonna be in like a fucking wheelchair. I have to keep reminding myself. It's only a year and a half. He's not gonna be on like a fucking life support. Imagine they had a check into the gate. They're three years, three years. I keep saying a year and a half. Miss Sakura. Sakura, we're starting over, okay? I believe in you. I got the bio in you. That answers my question. Thank you for the exposition. Wow. How ironic, bro. Walking to two different directions. She looks different. Brighter, smarter. And Naruto. Don't do all her teller. Masaka. Alrighty. Remember when y'all returned home and jumped off the light pole? There he is. She put in man. It hasn't at all. The whole village size. It is nostalgic. It feels like last week when we were two years younger. Yes! Grand Masunade. This just feels like a whole new show now, man. No, that's Boruto. Just fucking commit suicide. This is great. Yeah! No Sasuke mention. I love this shit. I love the music. I love this meeting. She's smiling. Hey! You're fine? He didn't mean the way people say it nowadays. I'm not afraid of orders. Konohamaru's sexy jutsu is sexier than Naruto's. I'm gonna say it. Guys, who's sexy jutsu is better? Naruto's or Konohamaru's? I'm not a kid anymore. Don't you see? My whiskers have grown. Wow! You should have been... Get a fucking tissue at this guy. Look at Sakura! This is a man! He's totally relaxed now. Naruto! Don't do it! Wait... That's right! He's been with Joraya for two years! Oh no. You're right back to Naruto, guys! Don't touch Joraya. Nothing changed. They're all good! She's a second generation, Tsunade. Don't you fucking dare say that. Of course they made poggers. I wanted the pig's groan. A new character. Natachi. You imagine Natachi would be on the door? Hey guys. Hey guys. Watcha be Lee, or um, Gaara, or uh, yeah it's gonna be Lee. It's gonna be Lee. We're gonna see Lee growing up and he's gonna have like a 20 pack. Remember when I reacted to Shippuden Endings? Wait, this actually good. Episode 1. With so much fun. Sakura has a change. I mean she hasn't since Sasuke Kun yet. Except for in the, in the, in the flat. Is it a flashback? No, it's a fast forward. In the free watch segment. I love this song. Wait a minute. No, no, this is a fucking um, this ain't, this ain't, there ain't no after-credits scene. Wait. I'm gonna draw that any better than it is. Yeah, you can. You can draw better, man. You can draw better. You're an animator now. We're the fucking of subtitles, bro. Oh, this is a Japanese lesson. They didn't even bother to translate this shit. Wow. Oh, okay. Wow. Guys, just, just... Watch it. Let's take a get out of here.