 How the fuck and high am I? How is it my ball? Oh that's actually I didn't I didn't already have him. I got the power of the devil's lettuce on my side. I'm hoping I was recording this whole time I was recording. I'm running, I don't even know what the hell I'm running. Nice. Oh my gosh, am I going in slow motion or is that what seconds really look like? Every choice you have made has led you to this moment. Now if I'm gonna do a playing mad and high video, we need to establish some ground rules. About the devil's lettuce. Weed is not good for you. I do not care what your uncle or your brother's best friend told you. Weed is like any other vice you might have. It is okay in moderation. And just like gambling, alcohol, weed, even pornography, if you get to a point where you can't function without it or you're doing so much that it's impacting other parts of your life, you have to stop. Either seek help or set serious boundaries for yourself that you must adhere to. So for me personally, I actually love smoking weed. Picked it up about two years ago, but I noticed that when I'm high, very unproductive. I feel very happy and light, kind of slow, but very unproductive. So for me, I only let myself smoke at night after all my tasks during the day have been completed. This is a rare example where I'm completing a task at the same time, but so if you do choose to smoke weed, make sure you are smart, responsible, and getting your shit done. If you're failing classes, skipping classes, skipping out on work, and you're still getting high, your father would not be proud. Alright, well I had to do the intro fully sober because I was gonna mess it up. So I'm gonna go smoke this with Chase and I'll be back. This is my devil's lettuce options. What are you firing at? I got some stuff. Yeah! I'm gonna get Fuberia. Fubered off the perk 90. Right here. The farm, 7. Full bud. Yeah. Indica means Indicouch. Sativa means you have to watch this now. Watch out, watch out, watch out! Oh, don't actually light up cause it's a joke. A long awaited video, so let's get to it. A few moments later. Nice. Oh no. I don't have a single player on this account. That was an oversight. Oh, I really don't want to build a team high. Oh no! Alright, I guess this is a pack and play now. Do I look high? I'm gonna open the 5 all mad and high elite bundle. I literally have no players on this account. I'm too scared to build a team right now. This is a pretty decent excuse. Tobin packs. If I pull some heat too, actually our squad will be crept. Great half back. Great half back. Darren Payne. Witherspoon. My Keynes. Oh wait, I'm guaranteed an 88 plus. Let's go! Randy Moss. Steve Dude. Alright, this is a good call. We're gonna build a decent team here. Byron Jones. My Keynes again. Barry Sanders again. Erlacher. Ogden. Montana. Nice. Hester. Vrable. Ogden again. Devin White. And the top tier is an 88 plus. Give me one of the 93s, baby. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'll just give my Keynes for the third time. It's bad. Please, give me. Please, please, please, please, please. Oh, that's actually, I didn't already have him. Did I already have him? Did I already get Barry? Yes, I did. I got Barry, right? Oh wait, so you get four of those for the topper. Actually, not bad except I got all 88s. I'm gonna do another one of these. I kind of trust in it. Another 89. Let's go. That's actually fire. An outside linebacker. Got Erlacher. Micah. We're squatted up. Erlacher. Stanley. Herman Moore. Barry Sanders. Okay. Okay. Let's see what the team looks like like right now. It's already 82 overall. I don't really have a tight end. I need some safeties and some other stuff. Beast mode is only 130k. That's basically all I need. Safety. Harrison Smith is a safety, right? I bought a safety. We don't have safeties. All right. Actually, you know what? This team is going to get the job done. I believe in this team. All right. Let's go. All right. Now is shmoney time, dude. We actually got some ballers. Actually, it can't stop me from buying one more player. The feds can't stop me. The feds can't stop me from buying Air McNair. I already know nothing about this card, but we're running it. I've definitely never used Air McNair. He's got 88 speed. Oh my God. He's a beast. What is his ability? He starts with an ability, right? Bazooka. He starts with Bazooka. That's so cool. And he gets nice abilities. Well, I guess duh. Okay. I'm going to run Protected Air McNair. I'm going to Avalanche, Brian or Lacquer. All right. Now we're ready, boys. Now we're ready. Now we're ready. That's my top three, right? That's not his. Packers theme team. I would love to be the Packers fan. Hi, dude. This is going to be nice. Starting out on offense, baby. Let's get it. This bozo just beamed it out of bounds. All right. Good start. How am I? What are these jerseys? What is this pile of dog shit? Am I really high? What is that? Nobody saw that. Where is my team? All right. All right. All right. All right, guys. It happens to the best of us. Oh my God. I activated McNair already. Should I use Bazooka out the gates? No. We will make a good pass to Devonaster. Looks like he's going to be in man coverage. Dude, I hate man coverage so much. Air McNair starting out strong though. Ooh, good laser. All right. All right, Barry. Wait, didn't I get Marshawn Lynch? Maybe I didn't. Oh, bad ball. It's not out of reach, guys. Guys, guys, guys. You're doubting me because I'm high, but listen. I am not supposed to be on you. You are a- Oh my God, your ass. Oh my God, your clown. Oh my fraud alert. No wonder you're a packer scheme team. It's your- your- Frauders. What was that? The ropes. Cool. Oh, we didn't score? I'm on the two. Damn, I thought I put that in the end zone. Where was it? How is that a perfect accuracy pass? You just threw it at the defense. Oh, that was a two-point conversion. Okay, that's not that bad. Another RPO. Good hit, Patterson. Hey, good defense, Patterson. Third and sixth. Play action over the middle. Or lacquer. Okay, that's- I'm not that high. That should be an interception. I'm holding Y the whole time. What a- what a mega bailout. Wait, I think I know what this is. Stretch alert lookie, right? Maybe not. Good defense. My God. Ball back. Ball back. No way. No fucking way. Year? Oh my God, his user was so ready for it. But not actually. Dude, this defense is so crazy. A man defense is so dumb. I didn't get a kicker. I didn't buy a kicker. I don't think I can kick this. This might not be man coverage. I don't actually know what this is. Fourth and eight, baby. Fourth and eight, Barry. Get that Barry. Elite. Now it's man coverage, no question. Fuck him. Let's go, baby. Fuck it, we don't ball. Let's get some fuck it, we ball. That's not balling. Take a good angle, Barry. Take it a hot angle. Nice tackle. I tried to just throw a hot one out to Devin Hester. I regret it. How did you get through that? Shit. Pass, pass, pass. Oh, another run. Bottled though. Let's go, baby. Now he's definitely passing. I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there. I'm not there. It was a break. It was just a break. It was just a... All right, first and 10. Redemption tour. Good start, Angrum. Good start, Angrum. Okay, Barry. Okay, Barry. Okay, Barry's hand. Barry's handy boo. Oh shit. Oh, he was kind of there. He just didn't make the play. Second and 10, minute 38. We need a biggin'. Need a biggin'. Shit. Shit, dude. Barry, fucking touch the guy. Come on. Oh my god. What kind of cheese bullshit was that? That was so dumb. Just did a looping blitz. All right, somebody's got a moss somebody. Could be Randy Moss. Oh my god. Why are you leaving the middle of the fucking field to open up for 17? Holy poverty. Okay, Air McNair. Skirt. Dude. What? It's my ball. It's my ball. Dude, how fucking high am I? How is it my ball? That sounds like a skill issue to me. If I've ever seen a skill issue, that's a skill issue too. Leaving that wide open. That's a skill issue. Let's go for two. Oh, I have to go for two. Am I really high or did that actually happen? I just, I can't even tell. Holy inside shade. Guy played that drag better than I ran it. Damn, this is a good game. I'm kind of shocked. All right, I'm going to get a good return too. I could feel it. Sometimes you just feel the good returns. Ooh, a hard cut inside there and I might have housed that. Big regret. Okay. Is this a mid blitz? It was mid blitz. That's nine yards on that. Shit. What a horrible ball. I'm glad that hasn't worked. Actual literal mid blitz. Holy shit. Seek help. Third and 19. I'm going to try and switch this up. I have no idea what this is. This is defense. Okay, Claypool. Yes, sir. Got rocked. But that's fourth and two. Now it's man coverage, I think. Oh my God. What a monster catch. That was blanketed, dude. Probably mid blitz again. Oh, it's not. Setting up late. All right. Beautiful. Barry for eight. Oh my God. Reminds me. I have Marshawn Lynch. I'm bringing out hat back stretch. Are you kidding me? He's running cheeky little man blitzes. Marshawn's born for this. The stretch was born for this. This is why we run the swoop. Marshawn's always going to have that X factor because I'm hardly using him. Give me a block. Great block. Got the user with the air truck on accident. Throw him. Holy shit. We're literally killing him with this. That's easy yards. Oh, that is so wack. He only blitzed three against five, but fucking Clay Matthews 92 overall. Damn, they're telling me to punt a ball. Look at that shit, man. Just ruined the Jonathan Ogden. Hester. He tapped on that corner for a second. Oh, wow. He must be fast. I guess Devin Hester's only an 88, dude. Devin Hester had him. I just tapped X. I guess it is a theme team, so he has a plus two speed boost or whatever. Oh, throw the slant. Oh, I wish he had thrown the slant. Oh, nice move. Oh, way. You just ran through Harrison Smith. I watched the NFC North. That doesn't happen. Oh, I left that a little open there. Good hit, Harrison Smith. Harrison Smith's getting some big hits, but I can't really compete. You got to get an INT. You got to get something big here. Great defense. Absolutely bottled. Second is 17 yards on that. Micah. Micah, two consecutive huge plays. Third and 21. Oh, we're on that. We're on that. Who is Jones? I don't remember a Jones. Who is Jones? Who is that? Is that Byron Jones? It's Byron Jones. Oh, and he was dude. He was spamming chew clock, and he turns the ball over. I'm on the 44. Oh, yeah. Oh, go through and march on. Second and 10. Dude, these Blitzes are so cheese. Third and 10. All right. Into more sharp and lynched low. I was able to pick up a little bit, but not enough. Fourth and seven. This is a massive place. This is the biggest play of the game right here. I'm running. I don't even know what the hell I'm running, but I'm running it. Oh my God. You're so ugly. Hester. He got it. Hester got it. Do you regret chew a clock now, buddy? Holy catch by Hester, dude. Chewing that clock. Chewing that clock. Oh my God. I don't need a slow motion, or is that what seconds really look like? Dude, seconds are crazy, man. Oh my God. Dub season. It's literally dub season. Third and eight. How many does he have left? He has one left. Oh, so I can't actually chew that much clock. He can't ice me, though. It's pretty nice that he can't ice me. I'm going to run the ball. I think he thinks I'm passing, but I'm going to run the ball. So he used his last time out, so I can't be iced now, but he will have 38 seconds. So I still actually could lose. Wait, I got to make this. Dude, I have a shitty kicker, too. I'm so glad. That he couldn't ice me. All right, 37 seconds to clamp up. We need a massive stop here. Kicker returns are so scary in this game, so we need to hold him to like before the 25 would be huge. Yeah, definitely. You're not taking that out. You're crazy, bro. Oh, that's three yards. I'm going to go cover the corner out of Donald Driver. So I bet about my ass that's what he's throwing, too. Okay. Well, that was pretty damn good, too. That was a good nine yards. Damn. Dude, I have a guy on the flats. He's a bounce, right? He's not in bounds right there. We got the corner out. Oh, he's sacked. He's sacked. Aerodontal play of the game. He's only got to play left. He only has one play left. It's all over. My gains. And I got that possession at the start of the game that I wasn't supposed to get. And we took a W. Dude, that sack was fucking massive. 88 overall. Aerodontal off the edge. No abilities. Just wet for it. I got the power of the devil's lettuce on my side. I'm going to shoot him a Gigi because I feel bad. I was looking at the stats, though. Plunkett played a lot better than Air McNair because I had three interceptions. But he had four. So I don't know. Beastmall was damn good. Aaron Jones was good, too. Berry, good receiving. Hester, good receiving. Claypool, Donald Driver. My Claypool. Great game. Okay, boys. This video is a blast. I remember hoping I was recording this whole time. Was there a recording? Yes, I was recording. All right, boys. Hey, that was actually a blast. Big W. Hey, love you, boys. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you in the next video. Hope you enjoyed this. Peace out.