 After a week since the accident, I have found all side effects in the experiment that causes me to devoid objects of color just by touching it. Side effect number one, it seems only my hands cause contamination. Side effect two, doesn't work on people. Side effect three, contamination cannot be transferred from one object to another. Also note, wearing gloves has been great to prevent contamination. I've been trying to find a cure as I have beginning unwanted attention. I think that I found a solution, but it requires non-scientific ingredients. Ingredient number one, the soul of a piece of candy. Ingredient number two, thoughts of childhood nostalgia. Ingredient number three, the end of a rainbow and finally sprinkles. I'm going to proceed to try this solution tonight and hopefully will end my curse. Solution was a success, but now I am blue. Due to budgetary constraints, we had to sell the femur breaker. This is our replacement. Did it work? Is 106 coming back? No. We're just boned then. You know, boned because of the femur bone, but also because we're, we're having problems gang. The clowns from Herman Fuller's circus of the disquieting need to be milked daily or else they'll explode. McDonald's mascot is a clown. What is Ronald McDonald not telling us? Listen, I'm not supposed to be telling you this. It's wildly against foundation policy, but every one of you who donates to the Hems for the Road Kickstarter gets my clearance to smooch one of the beautiful Faye Folk. Don't tell the overseers. Good afternoon. Oh, that's why they call y'all the kernels. Ho! Did not mean to offend, but uh, let me cobble something together to butter y'all up. This place already haunted. Come on, you can't haunt here, dude. Dude, you can't. Look, pull your fucking pants on, you can't haunt here, you're tilted. False alarm. Back to bed. Oh wait, we got another call. Suit up for retrieval. He's a two, but a puppy blinks into existence every time he giggles. He's a nice. Okay. He's still going in containment. Good. Hey, you're pretty good at that. Let's see if you can keep up. Oh, all right, you are good. Here, have 10 minutes from 999. It says in this universe, I died due to a shrinking potion accident. Well, that's not possible. Dr. Sarisa's right there and with quick enough aid, shrinking potion accidents are very survivable. Oh Well, at least I know who killed me. You know, my favorite thing about the movie is like it feels like a like a movie. This guy. Disrespect me. How? Disrespect my family. In what way? You call us stinky poopy babies. Oh, you heard that, huh? You punched my wife. Wait, what? You kicked my baby. Hey, hey, that was Director Bull to kick the baby. You ate a dog. Huh? You ate our house. You got free. So back in the day, jingle, jingle, jingle, back in the day before the back rooms or a thing, okay, jingle, jingle, pay attention, pay attention. I said your favorite word, the back rooms, okay, the back rooms, dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle. Okay, before that was a thing, the concept of a place with endless impossible or a dingle, dingle, dingle, dingle, jingle, jingle. It's okay. Look at the shiny before the back rooms were the thing. The impossible geometry of endless landscapes was all what SCP was about. Okay, that's what it was about. You know, jingle, jingle, you know, offices, you love offices, you love endless offices. That's what this is. That's what this is, except it's, it's stairs, it's stairs, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, it's stairs, it's stairs, stairs. So it's endless stairs, just as boring as offices. And I know how much you love boring offices. I know you love the, you love the back rooms. You love the back rooms, can't get enough of the, what's the anomaly in the back rooms? Whoa! Have you contain the entity yet? I don't care if it dances pretty, just get it in the dang van. It's rude to the other people. You're drunk. You're sexy. Listen, you have to stop this, all right? No more drinking. I'm sorry I even put it in your head. I don't know, I don't even know what your problem is. I never felt better. Okay, now I've never felt better. The most obvious fay trap I have ever seen. I'm gonna go touch it. No, Maria, you're gonna get kidnapped. Hello! You again? Is this father-knocker anomalous or something? How does he find us? $4.99 for one? For the last time, no! I have rice in my pocket I can boil. Absolutely not! This is a dark site. How do you keep finding us? Okay, you're gonna have to level with me. Am I really looking at a groove band composed entirely of psychedelic humanoid shrimp? Or did you dose me with SCP-420-J again? What if I said both? Yeah, I guess both is fine. Let's vibe. Sweet. SCP-3999 is actually fairly simple to draw. It's actually impossible to draw. SCP-11471 is actually pretty simple to draw. SCP-3999 is actually fairly simple. So, okay, here's the thing, only, only, only, only, I don't know what I'm doing for this one. I think I'm kind of planning on doing a better thing about it. Here at the super cool petting zoo, you can feed and interact with all of your favorite anomalous entities, such as the floating hand spider. Now this little critter's diet consists of solely amethyst and human faces, so go ahead and toss that rock in there. You don't have a rock? No! Good or evil, where does the SCP Foundation truly lie? It's come for you to admit which side you are on. Ah yes, amnesticizing all those civilians, abducting all those D-class, the procedures for 231, all of it, in the name of the greater good. We have been testing for years that tree needs to scream. Thank you. You had better deliver. I said scream, not squeaky fart, you peon! You have three wishes and you can wish for whatever you want, but there are three rules. You can't kill anyone, you can't ask for more wishes, and you can't make anyone fall in love with you. What do you want? I want trees to feel pain. What? They don't have to make noise or anything, I just want to know that they're in pain. There are four rules. Thank you for listening. Site 42 studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you. Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.