 Facebook group, the International Brotherhood of Polyvines. I am your host, James P. Madonna of Megalife 21 and Progressive Discussions, and I am the founder of this group in 2012, among many other webpages. When they say founder, it's like creator. Not that it was lost and I stumbled upon it and founded it. Founded it? I don't think that's a word. Found it? But anyway, I am here with the one and only, my illustrious co-host, the Commodore himself, Jeff Zambel. How are you this evening, sir? I'm doing very well. Do you sign diplomas at $600 piece of paper? Oh yeah, yeah, diddly, diddly do. I am all with you. I am all with you. I am totally with you. The towel established, man, so I make my father-in-law so happy. So hot-ticky towel business in back of Kettlebell Club in Long, Shlong Beach, California, Kettlebell Club. Shlong Beach. Yes. Well, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Oh, Jeff Zambelo, let me say that another week is rolled by and time certainly flies when you're educating, enlightening, and informing all those numbskull, nikkum poops, imbeciles out there in social media, and God knows there are plenty of them. But seven lucky bells for this week's show, International Brotherhood of Polyvines, and the trumpet of truth. All right, what happened? I'm making a lot of money with Coran. Today, you presented a video that was rather disturbing. It was very disturbing. It looked innocent, but when you read between the lines or look between the lines, some poor customer. Well, what did you, I can't talk right now, I'm very sad by all of this on a theme because you know, these people are grandparents, their mothers and fathers, the children, innocent children. And these corporations, Jeff, I tell you, Jeff, I'm going to throw this phone to my television in about two seconds here. I'm so sad. So can you please explain why ambulances were a fund, we won't mention the company, but they were a franchise hamburger establishment. Fast food. Yes. Now, for those that are not familiar with what we're talking about, go on YouTube and look up the Jamie Oliver video on Pink Slime. What Pink Slime is, and they caught McDonald's using it for their hamburgers. What it is, is meat by products like Jeff Zanbello said. It could be anything. It could be a rat that lost its balance and fell into the hopper or whatever into the grinder. It could be roadkill. It could be any damn thing. It could be on an USDA inspected meat, you know, where they'll find a tumor in a cow and they'll grind up the freaking tumor along with the meat. It could be anything, byproduct, which is called byproducts. They'll take it. They'll puree it. Now, once you puree something, unless you bring it to a lab, you can't identify it. They'll put ammonia to disinfect the toxic crap, to disinfect it. And now you're consuming not only the byproducts of the meat, but the ammonia as well. And guess what? It's all done in the name of profit and greed before the planet and people. That's not their priority. The planet and people and people's lives and health are not their priority. Their priority is profit and greed and they lie in advertisement just like the rest of retail and franchise corporate food chains. And if you want to get an education, please watch as the foundation, Jamie Oliver from One of the Food Networks, his video on YouTube on Pink Slime. And you will understand exactly what we're talking about. And what Jeff's referring to is the video, Tally Ho, Jeff Zambello, part three, which is on my Facebook profile, James P. Madonna, under MegaLife21. Now, I want to tell a story, the title of the show is the censorship of truth seekers and tellers exposing the lying scum, pandering neoliberals and phony feminists. Well, let me start off by pandering neoliberals and phony feminists. I recently had a big debate, actually an argument with a feminist neoliberal politician in New Jersey that ran for governor of New Jersey in 2018. Of course, Phil Murphy won. Now she ran as a Democrat. Now, what if Phil Murphy worked before Wall Street? He was a Wall Street boy. And what particular, Hillary Clinton connected Wall Street for him? Goldman Sachs. That's right. Anyway, I beg your pardon. Yeah. Oh, but he ran, the funny thing is like John Corzine, former governor of New Jersey, who was also a Goldman Sachs boy and a billionaire. How does a multi-billionaire from Wall Street run as a Democrat that claims to feel your pain? Because they're in corruption with people with very, very, very large corporations that make slime, that put cow tumors in innocent food, that put preservatives in salami. I was reading that thing about a package of petitions. It's so bad for you. But anyway, that's how they get to politician that takes money, money, money. Now, do you know that the substance that is very toxic and carcinogenic, known as trans fats, aka hydrogenated oil, that is what margarine used to be and non-dairy coffee creamers, it is subject to becoming rancid very quickly and easily. And it is carcinogenic and it is responsible for much of the disease that was, of course, the American healthcare industry and hospitals just love because it was a revolving door of non-stop profit, causes heart disease and cancer to cut to the chase, heart disease and cancer. Now, of course, they gradually have eliminated it, not entirely but mostly. This substance, hydrogenated oil, actually prolongs the shelf life of let's say baked goods in the supermarket. It prolongs the shelf life, which means an increase in profit by the toxic American food industry. It's kind of like, why does the European and Asian version of ovaltine contain no added sugar and have a malted, barley malt extract as its first ingredient, vitamins and minerals, milk, whey protein, cocoa powder, there's no added sugar but the American version of ovaltine has sugar at the top of its ingredient. Ah, do they want Americans to be addicted to refined carbohydrates and sugar perhaps? And some more diabetes medication. There you go. Keep that, keep that revolving door going with the healthcare industry and the hospitals. You know how many, you know how many ambulances I see roaring by every time I leave the house headed for Hackensack University Medical Center? I'm telling you, like not every day there's an ambulance roaring by and it's racketeering. Let's just call it what it is, racketeering. Getting back to the feminist neoliberal politician named Lisa, I'm sorry she had, I don't want to mention her last name but I'm sorry she has my sister's first name. I have a tendency to use words that are harsh but very accurate. I like to use the term like corporate whore. Now the famous Dr. Gary Know that is on the radio and has been around for a long time. He knows me. I had a big falling out with him because I said that Oprah Winfrey, who originally was against genetically modified foods, all of a sudden started saying that genetically modified foods put out by Monsanto was okay. All of a sudden she had a change of heart. She had a change of heart and before it was pro-organic and pro-non-GMO. Now she's for it. So I called her a corporate whore. So Dr. Gary Know scolded me and he just didn't want me to use such words on his social media thread, on his profile. He didn't like that. So he says, raise the bar James. You can do better than that. Use better words. Why should I sugarcoat? Now honestly the same thing happened with Lisa, the politician in New Jersey. Why should I sugarcoat? And I'm addressing Dr. Gary Know and Lisa McCormick. I'll just say it. Lisa McCormick, all right? I'm pissed off at her. I did a show with her one time live on my progressive discussions program. Yeah. Why should I sugarcoat when an adult with high education, Jeff Sanbello, an adult that went to college or they might have a law degree. They are not children. They are not teenagers. They're adults that are supposed to know better. They're adults of higher education. They know right from wrong. No one can tell me that they don't have choices and they don't have the option of choosing the right decision versus the wrong, underhanded corrupt decision. Why should I be nice and use gentle words in referring to what they really are? You know what I mean? It's the same thing with these circular training steel mace seminar people who are charging lots of money to learn very little, which includes no history of circular training at all. Why should I be gentle and watch what I say and walk on eight shells with people that are adults with education that are supposed to know better? They don't deserve that. Look, respect is earned. Jeff Sanbello, you know that respect is supposed to be earned. You're not entitled to respect. And that's what I told Lisa McCormick sends me private emails saying, I don't want you talking like that. I don't want you, she didn't say ranting. She said a tirade. I don't want your tirades on my personal thread. I said, well, you know what? If you call them tirades, that's fine, but I'll take them elsewhere because I got followers joining my Twitter, progressive discussions, Twitter page. Every day I have new followers. It's growing by leaps and bounds. So I must be doing something right. It's called the truth. A lot of people really dig my, even though they might be harsh, my true posts and uploads. I'm doing something right, Jeff Sanbello. Otherwise, people wouldn't be joining my Twitter page, but she's one of those hipster, neo-liberals like Barney did. Like Barney the dinosaur, I love you and you love me. You see, the hips, the neo-liberal is so desperate to never, they never want to offend anyone. They're walking on eggshells. They refuse to utter any discouraging word because they do not want to offend anyone. Same as the neo-cons, the neo-conservatives. I'm a kind of leader that we want to elect. Yeah, these are people that walk on eggshells. Heaven forbid someone should not like them. Oh, they don't love me. They don't accept me. Oh, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown. Oh, so what if somebody doesn't agree with you? That's the guy named Silvio, the superintendent from Seinfeld. Oh, worship me, love me, please accept me. Right. You know, and this is what the hipster, neo-liberal, is so desperate. Oh, they must not offend anyone. This is why they hold back in sugarcoat and they don't tell the real truth of what's going on. And there are many Democrats like that that are running in 2020. And I call them pandering establishment centrist. They like to use the word centrist now. So your centrist means you're a corporate suck up, basically. You know, come clean. Your centrist means you're a moderate. You're the middle of the road writing the fence. So, which means, oh, I don't want to offend anyone. I want everybody to love me. The little guy, the rich guy, the corporate CEO, please, everyone love me. Oh, you know, it's like, oh, so, so she, you know, we had our first argument and, you know, she don't want me, my tirade. Oh, gee, when you, when you tell the truth, Jeff Zanbello, when you hit a raw nerve with people, they say you're, you're ranting. Oh, you're, you're going on the tirade, you're ranting your, your, oh, like Gary Know told me, Dr. Gary Know told me, what'd he say? Toxic negativity. James, you're promoting toxic negativity. Oh, toxic. Oh, how come it's okay for you to go on a tirade on your radio show, Dr. Gary Know? It's okay for you to rant and rave on your radio show, show. But when James P. Madonna does it in, in text, oh, it's toxic negativity, Dr. Gary Know and Lisa McCormick. Talk about hypocrisy. Now, Jeff Zanbello, you may not be able to see it, but you will see it when you watch the show. I have a brand new mug with beautiful, large, polyvani, Persian polyvani zirconae paisley symbols on it. You're going to love this new mug. And guess what I paid for it? One dollar at the Dollar Tree. Look at this. Now I want you to take, I'm so proud of this polyvani, the Persian polyvani freaking mug of mine. Look at this. Kashi Azad, if you watch this video, look, look at that paisley. This is my official international brotherhood of polyvani mug that I will use. This is my, my new beverage vessel for the live shows that, that I will be doing, well that we have been doing and doing in the future. Look at that. Look at that paisley. Let, let that paisley power soak in you jabronis out there. And where the hell are you jabronis that should be joining this weekly show? You pussies, you're, you're a spineless gabbadoon. No, that's a kneel in the town. Gabbadoni jellyfish. At least a gabbadoon has a, has a spine, has a backbone. Guess what I have inside this? Oh, Paul, Paul, Taras Wolkowinski wouldn't like this because it contains a wee bit of alcohol. I have, I have South Jersey blueberry. I have blueberry wine, Jeff Sampello in this polyvani. Southern New Jersey. South Jersey, Southern New Jersey grows a lot of blueberries and so does Northern New England. They grow wild blueberries up beyond us. Mmm. It tastes, it tastes so damn good. And you know what? Because it's fermented. I think the blueberries in this wine, this is like a blueberry extract, a tincture, a tincture. This, because it's fermented, this probably has magnified antioxidant power. And I think the, the, the winery is called Valenzano. It's owned by an Italian family, Valenzano winery. And I think it, I believe it is in South Jersey because that's where the, there's cranberry bogs, I think down there too, near, near, near the Jersey shore. But the blueberry plantations are down towards the, I think the pine barons where the Jersey, the infamous Jersey devil is from. But you're gonna, when you see this mug, you're gonna say, damn James, you know, that would, that's a great idea. You know, I was walking out, out the door of the Dollar Tree when these mugs caught the corner of my eye and I go, whoa, I got to go back and buy one of these. I, I, I went back into the store and I got them. Calabani, paisley, coming at you, Jabronis. Look at that. Ken Thieson, where are you? Where are you, old Ken Thieson? Hold on, I got to ring the Ed Norton bell. Oh, Felba, please enter the dining room. With my coffee, I would like two lumps. You'll keep on ringing that bell and you'll get two lumps. Yes. So that takes care of the pandering neo liberals and the phony feminists. Oh, a phony feminist is a woman who wants equal pay for equal job, which is fine if she can do the job. Uh, according to the job description. And then when it comes to social, socially, in the social world, as far as dating and relationships, she wants the man to pay for everything, pay for everything and do everything when it comes to social relationships. Well, guess what phony feminists, you equality is supposed to be across the board, or should I say across the broad? Hold on for a second. That was pretty funny. Yeah. Equality is supposed to be across the board. Feminists, you cannot have your cake and eat it in this life. And that's the phony feminist. Now the part about the censorship of truth seekers and tellers and exposing the line scum. Like my grandfather used to say in Italian scuma, scuma. There are lots of people bearing false witness against thy neighbor, Jeff Sanbello. They're out there. It could be the jewel of the fine jewelry industry. It could be, it could be anything furniture stores, car dealers, politicians, fitness industry people that like to give seminars, seminars. I like that story about the diamond trader who died in Belgium. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Say something about that. Yeah. There's a true story. It was in Fox News. A diamond trader, he was in Israeli and Belgian dual citizens. They call it dual national. He had a penis enlargement procedure. And during that procedure, he died of a heart attack. And anyway, this fellow, he owed 5.2, not billion, it's billion dollars, Belgian tax authorities for tax evasion. So how much profit? It's not just one man that has to, just in taxes. This is at the profit taxes. Yeah. Two billion dollars? One man. So how about other people in the diamond industry? There's a lot of hands that those diamonds touch on the way to the the mall, uh, display chains. So really, this little, little lock, $4,000, $5,000, it's making these crooks rich. What in the world? You get somebody, you get the pink slime. It's just a corruption. I'm, I'm, I'm believe you have, you have a, um, especially near, near pagan Christmas because Jesus wasn't really born in December, by the way, you, you idiots out there. You have, you have these, uh, many car dealer commercials where they have the, instead of having a disclaimer in microscopic letters, which sometimes they do that too, they talk like an auctioneer real fast. At the end of the commercial. Well, that's a disclaimer. All right. The disclaimer at the end of the commercial. Yes. And, uh, now, of course, when you, uh, if you have, um, Facebook messenger, uh, uploaded on your smartphone, guess why there are now Mark Zuckerberg, uh, forces you to look at spamming advertisement on your personal private information, and he spies. Yes. He spies on your private conversations. I received the warning, a community standards warning on a private conversation I had with someone. Well, how come on this corporate court that, oh, big chances are comply with community standards, but the little guy, you know, gets a fish hook through his nose. Yes. Cause double, it's a double standard, just like with the phony feminist. It's a double standard. And, and it's like, you know, it's like, uh, it's like the priest, uh, Catholic priest or bishop saying, you know, don't do as, um, I do do as I say, you know, it's like, or the, or the, uh, TV evangelists, you know, uh, they, uh, for years, they used to use the word tithing as an excuse for you to give the money to them, thinking that you're planting a seed, you know, with the Lord, you're planting a seed and you're going to reap the harvest when reality is you're being duped out of your money. You know, you're being, you're being hoodwinked, you're being, uh, winky dinked like Mr. Haney on Green Acres used to say, you know, winky. Yeah. The, oh, the thinly mustache. Oh, I got to put his image under his, his image will go under this video with the, the one with the top hat, the black top hat, the thinly mustache of men who suckered a hero, a worshiper, uh, a groupie, a male groupie after driving five hours from Manasseh, Virginia to poor soul, picking him up. Yeah, picking him up, picking him up at the hellhole, the snake pit known as Newark Liberty Airport Arrival Section. Shame on you, shame, shame, shame on you thinly mustachioed, long stream of urine analysis from Southern California who has a little, little peach fuzz, a toothless Irish leprechaun signing your certificate in the lower left-hand corner. Shame on you. Oh, oh, oh, Erin, Erin go brawless. I mean, I'm sorry. Erin go bra. Like that one. Erin go brawless. Yeah, you can, I bet you're picturing some, uh, red head with big jug, uh, jugs on my big, uh, I think I need the bells. I did, I did the red bell there. Here, Erin go brawless to all Irish Americans and Irish people throughout the world because March is the month of St. Patrick's Day, March 17th. And here's to all you can eat, corn beef, brisket, and cabbage. Uh, hold the boiled potato because I want to eat, I want to eat more succulent corn beef or brisket and cabbage. So I, I don't really eat the boiled potatoes. Oh, hey, the bell matches my back. Let me tell you something. All the, all the restaurants that used to have all you can eat, baby back ribs or corn beef and cabbage, except for the croissants. They have, they still have all you can eat, corn beef and cabbage. They stopped, they stopped serving it. So I went to all these, I went to all these. Yeah, the other ones did, you know, like the happy hour of free food. So, yeah, in the green bagel for the green beer. Right. Except, uh, I like a Guinness stout. So anyway, uh, excuse me. So, hey, if Howard Stern can burp, so can I. That's right. So, that's our famous speech. Right. Hey, alpha male, alpha males, alpha males sitting in a gym, a gymnasium locker room, they far and they, and they burp. So I don't want to hear no, uh, hoity-toity, uh, comments. So, um, what was I saying? I lost my train of thought. Um, uh, wait a minute. What the hell was I talking about? Before, oh, oh, corn beef and cabbage. Last year I went to all the, and you have to bring your own bag, but I do some fools buy their bags, but I bring a very strong nylon laundry bag from the dollar zone. So I went there and I purchased a very large corn beef brisket and a head of cabbage. And I, uh, I made my own. And let me tell you that for the second year in a row, I ate corn beef and cabbage till I busted just about. And I had, I said, you want to be cheap or you restaurants and bars out there that stop all you can eat corn beef and, and crap itch? Well, let me tell you something. I beat the system because I made tons of it. And I, and I did it at a low price because the educated consumer is the best customer. Uh, that's from a commercial of a company that I went belly up called size Sims, uh, men's clothing. Oh, you mean Si was all the way up in Boston or that rascal. You know, I bought a sports jacket from Si Sims and they didn't even, they didn't even give me the hand. They didn't give me the hang. They won't give me a hanger. They rolled it up in a ball and they shoved it in a bag. Oh, how cheap. Oy vey, how cheap can you be? You're giving somebody a discount on a sports jacket and you won't even give them a simple hanger to hang a sports jacket on. Not that I need any, you know, I got plenty of good hangers, you know, but, uh, yeah, what cheap bastards. Oh, leave it up to Si Sims. If you get my drift to be, uh, penny wise and pound foolish and not give the customers a hand. His chubby daughter, I think her name was Marcy Sims, the commercial Marcy looked like she swallowed a lot of semen. She was very, she was kind of portly right. That that is sex for Marcy Sims, uh, taking possession of her husband's credit cards. Yeah. The name of the husband had to shake up on the side, you know, but You think, you think the Danish Dina Engard, uh, Engard, uh, no, I don't think she's Jewish. I don't think she's Jewish. I think she's, uh, she's just a Danish girl who married a, uh, well to do a Danish man that, uh, where she never shows his photos and never speaks of him. She simply just, uh, goes to all the seminars and goes to health spas on his dime, of course, on his dime. Uh, you know, uh, oh, for you, Gebronies that don't know, Jeff Sanbello possesses two master's degrees, finance, accounting, and all the above. So he knows what he's talking about. He can audit your ass at any given time. You hear that mustachioed man with the community property? I hope the hockey. Oh yeah, karma. He's not coming down for breakfast. No, no, he's not coming down for continental breakfast, which is a funny, it's a fancy word for a fricking muffin and coffee. Yeah, but I'm very happy that I hope the hockey puck slips by the goalie. I wonder if they ate supper nice or anything. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, you like that, that, that crow's nest video talking about BJ steakhouse? Ah, BJ steakhouse, uh, poor Jeff Sanbello was starving after he took a shower, starving all night waiting for the Gebroni to contact him for dinner. And then yes. And then he ended up about the 10 p.m. going to some shit ass franchise steakhouse eating crap. 20 minute wait, I'll be 20 minute wait, 20 minute wait, what are they, you serving the gold? And you're not supposed to get upset over all that, right? No, I had, I was told, oh no, I wasn't told it was written behind my back that I had a bad attitude. Well, yeah, like 90 degrees. Hey, hey, get away from that oasis, that watering hole. Hey camels, hey camels, you can't rehydrate, clear out the gym. I have to talk business with Daniel Ramsey. Speaking of a watering hole, there's a watering hole in Austin, Texas that didn't have Wi-Fi. Oh, yes, the Salt Lake in Austin, Texas, the landmark known as the Salt Lake that I see on the travel channel all the time has no Wi-Fi. So, so, uh, so these so the thinly mustachio tall man who kept calling yours truly, James P. Madonna saying, I want to go live with you when I, oh, when I get to Austin, Texas after the seminar, me and and diddly diddly do, Dickie Doyle, we are going to the Salt Lake and I want to go live from the Salt Lake. Oh, yeah, you could, we're going to get the barbecue and the flame shooting up on on live YouTube video and he's pumping me up and then the day finally comes and it's a good thing I had, I was going to a Halloween party that night. It was a Saturday and I'm waiting and waiting and waiting and and Mr. Mace Man never contacts me, never contacts me and you know something? He has a Gmail account and I could have with the click with the snap of a finger, I could have had him live, him and Salt Lake live on YouTube, but guess what? It was all planned out to make people like you and I look like fools, like a joke, but guess what? The jokes on him because we will never stop. We will never stop until the second coming of Christ. We will never stop. We will be woodpeckers pecking at your skull for as long as you live and you will never forget when you disrespected the Sicilianos. There are full boots on the Mass Turnpike with those gas stations out of the Mass Turnpike, with the Dunkin' Donuts, Stops with the Abaddonals or the Bertie and the Puppa Genos, you know, the Pig Stops, the Pig Telephones right in those places. Now I got, oh yes, the Payphone Ring, hold on, Ring, Internal Revenue Service, is that you? Diddly, diddly, diddly do, is that you? Internal Revenue? I have news for you. Ah, yes. Hey, how come a humble local Dunkin' Donuts in Hasbrokites and Lodi, New Jersey, how come their Wi-Fi is really fast? Yeah. But a landmark that's on television once in a while, on the Travel Channel, is out in the middle of nowhere without Wi-Fi. Austin, Texas, the capital of Texas. So in other words, if the delivery truck with all the meat gets locked, how are they supposed to do GPS or anything there? Yeah, exactly. Do they think they're dealing with Neophytes? Do they think they're dealing with idiots here? We're way ahead of him. He has no idea how far ahead of him and the Kelly Manzone and all of them, all of them. Paul Gray, who suddenly allowed Mr. Mace Man to shove that lubricant, that unfixable bridge. Yeah, they lubricated the KY Jelly saturated olive branch that was not only pushed up his anus, his rectum, but twisted around and around and around. And then the wooden Georgian hoard. Ah, Zay Ricardo, the Jack's, the Jack B, the Jack Jokeshop award-winning Zay Ricardo, Portuguese man that lives in Ireland with an Irish girlfriend because... He says, we are going to change the format of the Polyvon baby. He was demanding, he was demanding that we change the whole format. No, he said he was going to change it. How could he change? He's not even a moderator. He's not a moderator. He's not an administrator. He's nothing. He's a nothing. He's just... He's a p-on, P-E-E. P-on. Portuguese guy that loves to play chess, that happens to be living in Ireland because I guess the job market in Portugal is crap unless you're a fisherman and you catch sardines for the barbecue, but other than that, there's no other... He's in Ireland, which is a poor country anyway. He's dating an Irish girl and he sends me photos of him embracing his Irish girlfriend like, you know, like I give a shit, you know. And first he's against Helder Gangrene, I mean, Gandra with his Chicanery. And then he wants to speak nothing but positive words about everybody. He becomes a Pollyanna and he says, especially Rick Brown, I want you to speak exceptionally nice about Rick Brown, he tells me. Trojan horse. Yes. Well, guess what? The truth-seekers and tellers will never change their format. You see, there's a little slogan that was posted yesterday at the Pollyanna page. Go who seek happiness make other people happy with their money. Yes, it is a known fact that you have to be happy within yourself. You'll never seek happiness by relying on other people. You have to find happiness within yourself. And you know, if you're a sucker, if you're too much of a sycophant and Pollyanna and you you go around making everyone else happy, then you will neglect yourself and thus make them wealthier. Yes. Right. So if you pay for all this big seminars and the travel and you buying all the tools and everything else, you spend thousands and thousands of dollars only to be a critic like that. Now just think about, let's take a seminar for instance. Let's pick one out of a hat. Like let's take Newbury fitness and lowline New Jersey and Garibaldia. Okay. We're pulling it out. We're going back into memory. We're taking a ride on memory lane and we're going back in time. Back in time to 90 degrees plus with humidity and no central air conditioning. Oh, by the way, Gold's gym and powerhouse gym have central air conditioning. These poor souls have traveled very far. I can think of one. Jeff Sanbello drove 16 hours from New Brunswick, Canada. Yeah, actually it was only 15 hours. All right. So we'll round it off to 15 hours. All right. The other poor soul who's dedicated, unfortunately, he's preoccupied with lifting, swinging very heavy mace. So he's got, you know, he needed some orthopedic surgery, but you know, that's his choice. Young man from Manassas, Virginia, he drove five hours, got suckered into picking up Mr. Mace Man. So Mr. Mace Man can pocket, and I'm making a gesture with my hand, pocket the allowance that the gym owner, the gym owners. Yeah. Yeah. You got gym owner up in Dover, New Hampshire. You've got Dan Daniel Ramsey in Lower Right New Jersey pocketing the allowance by getting hero worshiping groupies to drive him around and be there, be his chauffeur, because heaven forbid, he should spend money on an Uber. But, but he had to, he had to when he went home at four AM because he went, when did he go? He just said, when do you go before the morning? Well, he claims he went home to his wifey. Okay. He claims that. Was it really the wifey? Or was it perhaps, oh, oh, wait a minute. I know who we can talk to about that. We can talk to the copper dividing rods. Oh, copper dividing rods. I know Jeff Loftson, copper dividing rods. Oh, I made a pen. I got a new pendulum with it. With a talisman. An ancient copper. Oh, ancient. Next time they only tell the truth. Yes. Next time I will, next time the new Middle Eastern and Indian talisman pendulum will make its debut on the next show. But right now as copper dividing rods will take a vacation, a much needed vacation. Copper dividing rods. When Mr. Mace man frantically insisted that he much, he must leave and catch a four or 430 AM flight at Newark Liberty International Airport and said he had to go home. Did he really go home? Oh my goodness. It's a big no. Oh, you, you, you, Clark Gable, mustachio rascaleo. So he, so did he go somewhere where he might have taught hands on comma sutra? Yes. Did he use Jeff Zimbello and myself as an alibi that day when he said he had to go home? At 48. Oh, yeah. I'm spending the day in New York City where they'll see you out at Thatcher Liberty and Alibi. Yes. The copper dividing rods. We were alibis copper dividing rods say. So did he partake in, I hate to be at course, I hate to sound like a bully, Divani Rosba. Did he partake in a little copulation with somebody other than his wife? A big, a big yes, Jeff Zimbello. A big fat yes. Ah, so Oh, does he, does he acquire, does Mr. Mace Mann acquire his mistresses at the Mexican joints where he gets his burrito, his burrito for dinner on the drive-thru and speaking Spanish with him? Oh, yes, I'm a big shot. I can just picture him now. I'm a, I'm the famous, I'm the famous Mr. Mace Mann. I travel, I travel internationally. I travel, I travel all over the world. I travel, I use two seminars. I'm a superstar in the fitness industry. I am Mr. Mace Mann. And then this, the, don't make one of the persons broke. And then the young supple, succulent, brown-skinned Mexican girl with the, with the long hard nipples says, oh, oh, I would love to go out with you. I would love to go out with you, Mr. Mace Mann. Is this what happens, is this what happens to my copper Divani rods? Is he procuring the Latina uh, young? He went to a mistress. He did not go home at 4 a.m. from Lower Dye, New Jersey. Now, did he have some hair or hairy brass balls to tell everybody to clear out of the gym and and put down, put down their ice cold spring water so he could supposedly discuss business? Did he have some hell of a nerve? Was he rude doing that? Yes, he was very rude. Was Zay Ricardo his spy and wooden Trojan horse? Big yes. Oh, was that a quickie? That was a quick yes. So Zay Ricardo, who's not not to be confused with Ricky Ricardo from Isle of Luzon. Was Zay Ricardo just a a hero worshiping, spineless jellyfish groupie of Mr. Mace Mann? Yes. Oh, you are a pussy and you and you, I was very correct in in on duck. Was I very correct copper Divani rods when I inducted Zay Ricardo into the Jack's Joke Shop award-winning organization or uh, yes, or uh, sorority. It's like I like a like a girl's sorority in college. So is he basically a bitch with with testicles at a penis? Yes, the copper Divani rods say he is a bitch. We're so far ahead of all of you, Jeff Simbell and I and the International Brotherhood of Polyvines. But the copper Divani rods, was it karma? Was it was it a fate that I stumbled upon these beautiful this beautiful paisley Persian paisley coffee mug to use for the show? Was there was a divine intervention? Yes, it was divine intervention. Yes, thank you. Happy when you spend money on yourself. So most of what is not spending money to make other people happy? Well, you know, you know, people laugh. I had a great time when I visited you in New Jersey, when I spent $2 on a cup of coffee and we sat there for three or four hours every time we were doing it. But $2. Right, and we had a conversation with with with those retired bikers and and and and the fine gentleman that uh, passed a pen through someone's ear at one time. We had a nice conversation about that. Yeah. Not not wink wink. Not not wink wink. There's a lot of people we would like to pass a pen through their ear, believe me, and pass through the cartilage of their ear. Aren't you afraid of like the cops? You said it's not a crime if nobody sees it. Hey, that's what Jesse Ventura used to say in pro wrestling. He says if the referee doesn't see it, it's not cheating. It never happened. That's what he said. If the referee doesn't see it, it never happened, which I think is kind of funny. But anyway, so these politicians, what are they going to do about like the public transportation improvement in New Jersey, in Northeast New Jersey? Yes, so yes, our congressman of Burden County, who is actually Bill Pascal, Italian man is is our primary congressman and he's a hardworking congressman at that. But this uh, uh, Josh Gottheimer Gottheimer, okay, a hawk nose without the hawk nose of Burden County had a town hall meeting that he always invites me to but I blow him off because when I attended his telephone town hall meeting, I had a question about the dinosaur outdated public transportation system in New Jersey and throughout the entire United States of America. And he totally tried to change the subject and cut me off and said, James, do you have any other questions? I said no, I would like to talk about the outdated dinosaur public transportation system in the United States. Amtrak is a joke. I repeat, Amtrak is a joke. And also New Jersey transit trains are another joke. They're ancient. They shake when they pick up speed. They don't even pick up high speed. They're a joke. Mainland China has the bullet train where you can put a glass of wine on your table and it doesn't even move. All right, light rails, clean subways, clean. No, no, uh, mental case, uh, homeless people and crackheads, uh, like New York City subway. No, no, no, no graffiti, clean. Try doing that in Singapore. It'll throw your ass in prison. If you throw a cigarette butt on a sidewalk, they'll arrest you because they enforce the law. All right, we're talking about civilized society. But in the US, they don't really, the politicians don't make the local officials enforce the law. Because they don't want to offend, they don't want to offend certain lobby groups. But the corruption that goes on with zoning, and they take these single family homes and then they say, oh, um, you can't do it. There's no parking for a full family unit to rezone. Oh, thank you for the grease. I didn't see that. You can put that on the table over there, but I didn't see you put a white and little green cash. Oh, oh, now there's plenty of parking on the street. Well, the infrastructure has to be improved. Well, they never, they never went after, uh, congressmen from Harlem, Charlie Rangel, with the pearly, the African American with the pearly white teeth when he was stealing taxpayers money at one time to build his mansion in the Dominican Republic. Nobody went after him. Nobody. When David Dickens, uh, may, uh, uh, uh, many years ago, mayor of New York City, uh, African American David Dickens said, oh, no, he didn't want to go after the aggressive panhandlers and squeegee people because he didn't, he didn't want to hassle the brothers. He did not want to hassle the brothers, the brothers. Um, so what I'm trying to say is the neoliberals, the, the feminists, they have, they seem to have a double standard of life, you know, uh, you know, as long as, if it applies, they can go on tirades and rant and rant, but heaven forbid, you should confront them with anything. Then they play the gender card. Oh, you're a misogynist or you're a homophobe. You're a homophobe. You're a, uh, rossus. You're a rossus. You're a, what's the other word? Uh, a xenophobe. You're a, um, yeah, watch, watch your mouth. Women work here. Oh yeah. The, the, the, the big titted, uh, the big titted Hebrew, uh, Mr. Cohen, trying to tell us, trying to tell us what to do when Duncan Donuts says he's taken up two or three, uh, sofa chairs with his sweatpants and his big tits sticking out, his nipples with his big, blubbery, fat, breasts telling us, watch your mouth. There's women working here. Hey, I thought he was, I thought he was a manager or security or one of the owners. Oh, the, the, the owner is son. Yeah. But meanwhile the girl laughed and says, oh, he's just a customer. She goes, oh, you mean the guy that wears the baggy sweatpants? I mean, in the basketball shoes? I said, yeah. Oh, he comes in there every day. Like, oh my gosh. No, he's just a customer. What, what does he have? We don't even talk at all. Unbelievable. Un, B. That's the opinion now. But if you say something to him, we're going to the ones who get arrested. And the open days like this, the 1970s and 80s, you can say things to other guys, and then he, you know, he had a little bit of an eyed drip, but then it was over. You know, you had just, you had just, you just reminded me. You just reminded me of, of an incident that happened years ago, years ago, when I had a temporary assignment at the Meadowlands hub of United Parcel Service UPS in Saqqaqa, New Jersey. He was a, he's a big hub. And I was working two shifts. I was working the day shift and the, and the, and the late shift, so 2am. I don't know how I did it. I, yes, I was very sleep deprived. I had an incident where the shop steward was telling me he was told in a meeting that if someone perceives something that you say, if it's a, if it's based on a, on a perception, if they perceive that they are threatened in some way or offended or they feel your hostile based on not reality, but perception, they can file a complaint. I says, yeah, but perception is not proven reality. He says, yeah, but, yeah, but now, nowadays, perception is taken seriously. I says, how can you take something seriously that's not proven? So anybody can per, perceive anything that's not proven. And, and, and they can give you provosts based on a perception. Perception, as far as I'm concerned, is not reality because it, you know, unless it's proven, it's like, it's like the bullshit with sexual harassment with, I'm sure the feminist had a big part in this. You know, it's, it's sexual harassment, sexual harassment has to be investigated. You know, you can't just like willy nilly, you know, her word against his word and accuse a poor guy of sexual harassment and then fire him. You know, human resources calls him down to the department and he loses his job based on a perception. Meanwhile, maybe the poor soul just complimented the woman on her outfit and say, that's a very pretty dress. Maybe he just asked her out. Maybe he asked her out to lunch or coffee or dinner. Yeah, very innocent. That's how people start relationships. When you go to a club and it's like, or to a church function. And, oh, hi, how you doing? Oh, I have a boyfriend. This is like a single bar and you're with your other girlfriends, but you're all dressed up. Right. And certain boy parts are falling out of your top. Where's your boyfriend? How come your boyfriend is not with you? How come your boy? Why are you dressed like that without your boyfriend around? Because they're lying. They're lying. Your boyfriend wouldn't appreciate that. The boyfriend would have been with her that evening in the nightclub. He would have been with her if she truly had a boyfriend. Now, because because women are no longer sugar and spice and everything nice. Now they are often full of garbage and lice. The feminists are responsible for separating straight heterosexual relationships. They are responsible, I am convinced, for breaking up relationships between straight heterosexual people. I am convinced wholeheartedly that they are responsible for that. With all this crap going on, their perception and lying, they'll look like a sociopath. They'll look in a man's eye and lie. I mean, that's what a sociopath does. They can look you in the eye and lie. Like, I've seen car dealers do it, but you know, people... Wow. Like, well, we have drinks with a certain someone for like a half an hour, if they're helping. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm going to do a little invitation. Oh, after all these years chatting on social media, Facebook, I finally have met face-to-face James P. Madonna and I am doing a seminar in his hometown of Lodi, New Jersey. What are the chances of that happening? But oh, wonderful. That sounds nice, but guess what? He only... That was the only quality time he spent with you and I. And then he said, do you think it's nine o'clock or 9.30, and I was like, oh, I'm going to take care of my mother again. Like, I just hate like... Oh, yeah. I'm ready. No, he doesn't call me. He sends me a text. He doesn't say greetings, James. Hello. Are you busy? Are you busy right now? I'm sorry. I am late for dinner, but I am finally back at the Hilton Hotel and I am ready to partake in dinner. Would you like to join me? Are you able to join me? Excuse me. And Jeff Sambello and the man from Manassas, Virginia. Are you able to join me? No, he just said he blurts out a few words. I'm ready. No, two words. I'm ready. What the fuck am I supposed to jump and leave my mother alone? A woman with dementia? I'm supposed to jump out of the house and run to your sorry ass because you have thousands of hero worshiping groupies kissing your ass. I'm supposed to leave my mother and run and have dinner at 10 p.m. Seriously. Seriously. And what about the sociopaths who look people in the eyes? And what about the poor soul known as Jeff Sambello whose stomach was growling for hours, growling hungry without protein, without nutrients, without dinner in his body. And he's waiting and he's waiting and all of a sudden. The other guy is like, I don't wish to eat. I eat to live. I says, well, he says it's not about food. I said, what is it? What is it about if we went to a nice place? Oh, it's about talking about how wonderful the seminar was. I'm like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, that sounds like real exciting conversation. We're going to get our, we're going to fill our bellies. The lack of spring water, the lack of spring water. Yeah. Okay. Well, someone recently asked me to, if I would video an event in the Patterson Historic Museum where they had a Lou Costello remodeling of the Lou Costello exhibit and also a Lou Costello event to honor him because he's from Patterson, New Jersey. I was born in Patterson, New Jersey. And boxer Bobby Ches, whatever is going to be there as a guest speaker and a famous magician, Rocco Solano, and this other guy and Ken Create, they're all going to be there. I was asked if I would video it, but no one offered me any money. Now, they're selling tickets. They're selling tickets. That means people will be spending money on tickets. You mean to tell me I'm going to be another sucker again, and I'm going to video an event without pay, and you're going to be making money selling tickets at this event. Hey. Yeah, but pretty blown. There was a video recording it. You might get a check. Yeah, I'll get a pair of flopping labia in my face, probably. Ah, look who is joining. My dear darling precious door. Door from Thailand has joined us. Oh, door. My love. We have a big fan from Thailand. We're seen all over. We are seen all over because we are truth seekers and truth tellers. And there's a gentleman who's going to be traveling 30 hours. Do we want to discuss this fine gentleman who's coming to North America? 30 hours. Somebody's coming to travel 30 hours. Well, it can't be you because you're 15 hours. Wait a minute. Oh, yes. Yes. Kashi Azad. Hey, Kashi, where are you? Kashi Azad is going to be traveling to the United States quite possibly maybe for the first time to Southern. To Southern connect the cunt. Southern connect the cunt. And there will be a certain someone who will pick him up at John John F. Kennedy International Airport and will be applying the stick shift method as he is driven from the airport to what hotel that they usually patronize? Is it Hilton Hotel? Hilton Hotel in Southeastern connect the cunt and the stick shift method will be applied. I know I'm being a bully. I know I'm being a bully, Mr. Taras, but I'm sorry. Oh, the juice. You know, I play this Italian juice harp from Italy. I've had this from the early 1980s, Jeff Zimbello, and I've never seen another one like it. It's imported from Italy. And when I do the craft beer show, there's a wonderful man named Jeremy from the state of Arkansas that plays the harmonica. And I do a duet with him at the end. And I, okay, it's on every video. Here you go. Hey, brother, Mikey, elbows up, elbows down, hands together. Your father, your father absolutely, absolutely blows away all of those. All the steel may seminar crooks out there. Your brother, your brother, your father far surpasses all of them. And guess what? He does. It's free because you're his loving precious son. And even his clients are charged a very nominal fair price. And we keep our hands together. Yes. And I'm telling you, I just want to talk, I want to talk about something positive. And that is Ken Thieson. Ken Thieson agrees that he was you and me. He says, yeah, keep your hands together. And because Ken Thieson swings a 75 pound mace, and Ken Thieson keeps his hands together. Ken Thieson was like, he couldn't believe that Paul Taras, local whiskey, and Kelly Manzone were promoting keeping your hands apart when swinging the gala. He could not believe it. And, you know, I mean, I think it was because Paul Taras, Walt Gowinsky is under the bewitching spell and smitten by Kelly Calzone. Kelly Manzone was not using proper form. And Ken Thieson is the only one who corrected her improper exercise biomechanics or improper gala and club swinging form in public. He was the only one to do it in public. And he did it quickly. And he did it very sufficiently in fine detail. He corrected her. And she did have I got to give her credit. She had a good attitude towards his correction. She was a good sport. And, but everybody else kissed her ass. Everybody else. Oh, you're sweaty, like Raspendix, tights are getting me horny. Oh, like Paul Taras, Walt Gowinsky, with his Bella Lugosi smile, staring at her gluteus maximus and her camel toe, and her cracker toe, which east of Java, I think it's west of Java. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Let me ask the copper divining rods. Copper divining rods is Paul Taras, Walt Gowinsky. Was he sucking up to Kelly Manzone's improper exercise form because he was smitten by her? Yes, a big yes. Did he put that stupid video on YouTube about keeping your hands apart when you swinging the gata as a way of kissing up and brown-nosing Kelly Manzone? Yes, a big yes. Oh, these copper divining rods, I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you. Got a little... Well, 10 o'clock my time and I get to read to my son here. Yes, yes. We are ending our show with the Bose's whistle from Newport, Rhode Island. Here we go. Thank you for another blockbuster of a show that will be on YouTube, by the way. Here we go. Thank you for joining our pirate ship of truth. Bye-bye. God bless. Bye-bye. God bless.