 Chad, it was a hell of a sub-a-thon. It was a hell of a sub-a-thon, Chad. Wow. Wow. The nightmare is over. Just to start off, okay, just to start off, yes, the sub-a-thon is here, everyone. The sub-a-thon is here. We're gonna start it off with one minute per sub, and then as time goes on, it is going to slowly go down, okay? Annabelle, Susan's gonna begin where your sub-a-thon ends. It's not gonna last that long, okay? Let's be honest, it's probably gonna go like a day. What the blazes do you think you're doing? Dude, this game is good. I already know this game is good. I'm so excited. What? Nice to see you. What? They scammed me. Dude, this stun log is so dumb in this game. It's like, what are the last two games that I'm playing? Everybody's gonna win that CC in WoW for years. They're nothing compared to that. Berserk literally crashes the game. Hey, this is the most neck-beard thing you'll ever see in the world. A 30-year-old man playing a video game from 2004, banging prostitutes while eating Doritos in real life. That was pretty good. Let's go, guy. Oh, that's the kill. Okay, I dodged that one. Oh, that was so hard to do. Babel, great game. Is me doing some crazy sub-a-thon. He's asleep on the couch. Does that mean he's actually down? We're taking him for a ride. You're going to be 10 times a better cop tomorrow. Don't wake him up. Hey, guys, subconsciously teach him how to be a good cop. What? Are they real men? Oh, yeah, he's in the backseat. What the fuck is he doing in the backseat? He's actually sleeping. He's fucking assed out. Yeah, what the? He has fingers? Oh, hey. Get away from her. You want to picture what Korn would he sleep in? I've got so many pictures with him. Yeah, this is weak in that car. Welcome to the day. Oh, that's it. He's up. He's up. Oh, he's up. He's actually up up. Korn, what's the week? What do you want to do with him? We're going to put him somewhere. I got the couch. Bro, that couldn't have worked out any better. Mack, thank you for the ride. Thank you, Mack. Check discord. Hello, everybody, to the first cooking stream of the 1 million follower, Son of God. We raised this cow for 15 years before I slayed it with my own hands. Its name was Bessie. We also have beef flank steak. You don't want to know where he got that. But I'll tell you anyway. It was from Bessie's brother, Besso. I killed both of them. Oh, fuck, chef. Fuck me. Oh, chef, late. As you can see, it is completely cooked through. But it's really good. My $500 fucking shoe, chef. Just kidding. We don't want to pay $500. Just joking, chef. They're only $12. This is a full meal. What do you guys think? You guys are real good. Thank you. We bought these before February 27. Are these bad? Sell by February 27. We have to smell them. Hold on. I mean, we did eat the late meat last time. Yeah. Here's my bro's vomit. It didn't smell. I like to imagine myself. Listen. Yeah, exactly. So this is what I do. A lot of us in America, we really live by the expiration date. We truly, truly did. Yeah. When I think in a reality, I like to think of survival scenarios, right? Yeah. I'm hungry, and I need to eat. What would I do if there was no expiration date? I would open up, smell it, look at it, say, hey. Looks good to me. Cook it up, and eat it. Yeah. The expiration date is a suggestion. Give it a sniff. Yeah, if I was surviving, and there was no expiration date. If it was a life-or-death scenario, I would eat that. I would eat that. But it's not a life-or-death situation, and I'm still going to eat it, so. We are where we are. We don't have any toppings. Daddy, are we poor? We don't have any toppings. So let's toast our bread to make sure it's, you know. I mean, it's already on the burger anyway, so, like, right? It's expired bread anyways. Yeah, it's expired. We need to do this to kill the germs. That's diagonal cut. It's like mommy made it. I just make sure. Because I want people to see how well this was cooked. Now, Chef, yours is more done than mine. I'm so thankful, bro. Look at that. You'd eat that, right? That's fine. Yeah, that's good. Eat mine. Okay, I'll see you, Chef. Oh, good. I am so thankful to just be able to get nutrients in the back. What's your first name, Miss? I didn't get you. It's Bernice. Your name is Berry? Bernice. No, her name is Bernice. Bernice. Bernice. Benny Curry. Bernice, sorry. My wife's name is Bernice. Okay, sir. Your wife's name is Bernice. Yes. Don't disrespect her. I've heard about, I've heard about the cryptos. No, no, it's not cryptos. Cryptid, cryptid software. Like the CNN, they say it's live, but we know it's scripted. The damn government is always trying to feed bullshit down our damn throats, that's what they're doing. He gets on it. Don't get him talking about it. Is there something going on? On the black window. Is the repository in the computer? Do I put a repository inside of the computer? No, no, sir, no, sir. Can you just take my money, please? How do I give you my money? All right, have a good day. Okay, I'm just hanging up. I'm... Yeah, artificial. You know what I think is artificial, the damn communist. Yes, artificial and communist. I remember the damn Soviet. I remember the Cold War like it was yesterday. She's talking about robots, Cleetus. Oh, she's talking about robots? Bam, are you a communist? Can you give me the ID? Cleetus, save it for Bible study, I remember like it was yesterday. God, if he sees this, if he even sees the word foreign, he's going to lose his mind. Tom, wait. Hey, Shelley, how are we doing here? What are you covering there? So, can you please tell me that... My hand is cold. I want to warm it up. Oh, God. Cleetus, don't overreact. Don't overreact, okay? Why the hell... Why does that say foreign address? I'll tell you. I don't want no damn foreign hackers in my computer. Yes, we'll help you out, sir, don't worry. Okay, well, thank you. We got to get some rolled oats. Can we order rolled oats online? I should get rolled oats. But I was good to go down to the store. Rolled oats. I think it would buy 1,800 pounds of rolled oats. And about 1,200 pounds of hen scratch. It's a blessing in disguise, that's the damn lootily it is. Just like the song says. Uh-huh. It's a blessing in disguise. Oh, it's a blessing. In disguise. Hey, Mr. Wilson. Mr. Wilson. Hello? Mr. Wilson. So how much corn should we buy, Mr. Wilson? How much what? How much corn should we buy, Mr. Wilson? We just need a confirmation. You don't have to buy any corn, right? You don't have to buy any corn, right? You don't have to buy any corn or graphic material. No corn? You do not have to buy any corn or graphic material. You do not have to buy anything, okay? I will let you know that what you have to do, all right? So you have to just understand and listen to me. Mr. Wilson, we just spent $22,000. What do we need to do next? You did what now? Then why did you make the transaction? Don't you understand? I'm telling you not to make any transaction. Let me just get one thing straight. You're saying that hackers didn't do this and that our son did and that we spent $70,000 for nothing? Is that what you're telling me right now? So our son has spent $70,000 on pornographic material is what you're just telling us. Because it is the child's pornography that your son was watching now. So it is a case of- Wait, our son was watching child pornography? Is that what you're saying? Have you seen this happen? Well, I know this because I was. See, I know this because of the IP address I got. You watched our son watch child pornography? Yep. You watched our son watch child pornography? $70,000 worth. Of course I watched that. Cotton 4K. What the hell is wrong with you, sir? The FBI is gonna be knocking on your door right now. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that's probably the most absurd and desperate scammer I've ever called before. You know what I was gonna do at the end? If that went on any longer, I was about to like flip it and be like, okay, I'm gonna come clean with Cornwall. But I might have to adjust it again. See, how's that a slant? Look, my house is not slanted. Oh, now it's not rigged, huh? Okay, everything is double value until 5.30. Times three now. Hold on, so times three power hour. Power hour times three. Okay, well now we're power hour times four until 5.30. I don't even know how many spins I have. Okay, don't gift any subs. No, do not gift. It is gonna be times five once I'm done spinning. It's six times. Okay, hold on. Hold on, don't gift anything yet. I'm gonna cap it because 30 spins, dude. 30 spins is, come on. Grants on the month long, southern. Max, let's keep it track. It is literally the worst rate in the whole world. I snowballed this so bad. One eternity later. Well, now we're back to normal subs. That's never gonna happen again, chat. Oh, you guys smell. Boy! Man, hold them like this? Yeah. Oh, your dog's so weird. I'm not gonna lie to you. If I saw this on a kitchen counter, I thought it would be candy. Like, oh, they're gonna be like, oh, this is like a Twix. That is a dominant male move right there. Is it tampon? Yes! What? These are definitely butt plugs. Squishy, a little squishy. These are 100% butt plugs. You think someone's butt hole is this big? Hey, listen, I've been around some people with their real tight asses, okay? These are hair curlers. Hair curlers were, I thought they were white with holes and they were just spiky. So far. What? It's an exfoliator. I'm so sure. I'm so sure. You're onto something? You're onto something? It's a bracelet. Yeah. Really, nice. This is a, it's to make your hair into a bun. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha. Small for S-Band because it would make his bun smaller. You cut your fucking hair. I actually do need to trim it a little bit, maybe. Shave it off. No, only, I would literally, only a loser would shave their head. Don't do that. What? Why not it? Why? Don't do that. Why, I want it. No, I need it. I need it. Don't, don't do that. Why? Take this one. No, I need it. I don't know. I need it for tomorrow. I hate it. It's birth control. Really? Yeah. I've been taking one of these little pills a day every day since I was 16. Really? Every day. Did your dad think you're a slut? I didn't talk to my, I didn't talk to my dad about it. If you're taking that much birth control, I mean, you must just be getting- Yes, man. It's not the amount that you take for how much sex you have. Oh. No, what? What? Fucking stupid. What? It's breath mint. None of these evil constructions will prove what we need to rate and sex. Pepper spray. That one was easy. What's that? I marked out the back because it's the way it is. I saw what it is in the back. You can't see through that. Yeah, I can. Oh, you can. All right, what is it? Purgnanti test. I have really bad news, but I think it's gonna make us closer. Really? Yeah. Wait, is it gonna say that I'm pregnant? That's not the bad news. Oh. I want to know why I have one singular pregnancy test out of the package. Why? All these years later. Why? This is the first one I ever took when I was 17. Really? Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. That's gross. Stop. Stop. Take it back. That's gross. I didn't even register to me. Take it back. That is gross. That's not real. It's pregnant. I'm not pee on that. Okay. But that'd be really funny if I did. I kind of wish I did. You feel more educated? Oh. Oh, God. What? I can't see because when I look over here, I can only see the side of my face. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Is that how it feels to stay lazy in all context? No, it's just not supposed to be burning. Are you allergic to it, maybe, or something? Oh, God. Only the strong survive. Wait, is it really, really bad or just uncomfortable? It's fine. But you look so pretty right now. Wait, open my other nose. Well, like just like parted, like not like white. Yes. Good. I just feel like there's a little bit here that's like a little bit like getting, you know, or is that normal? Yeah, it's normal to have like thinner patches around your. Yeah, what do you think? Did I do a good job? What do you think of my skirt? Whoa. That's awesome. Thank you. And we're at this here. Ever since I've been on the stream. It's been years. It has. Okay, so let's see what you have in your gym. Oh. You have a cat? Well, I can do it again. Oh, that's under. One handed rose. Yeah. Okay, that's the way to do this. There we go. Okay, thank you for joining us for the workout stream. Hey, listen. Back in my day, we used to move rocks for a workout. They'd say, hey, look at this boulder. And we'd carry it to the top of the mountain. There's a bathroom in this house shop that if you open the door, the door slams into the toilet. They just got lazy. At the end, they were like, do you know what fucking it is? So you have to open it. Well, that's all the home gym is here. So you can get skinny and then you can squeeze through easier. I'm on top of the mountain. What if somebody fell down here? They would die. If somebody fell right here, they would actually die. Yeah, I'm serious. Imagine you're here. And then just like, you have somebody tied up, right? Mouth. You can't see anything. And bring your food. Take their mask off. And like, it's time. Just kidding, you won't. And you kick them and their body rolls all the way down the hill. Like a tent and like a little grill. And we have to find animals and eat them. That will look too much for me. Well, we'll do a contest. Whoever finds the cutest thing to eat wins. So this is like all the area around the Houston, the Texans football. Like it's the stadium and everything. So that's crazy. A lot to explore, for sure. Oh, you guys want to be on camera? All right, cool. What's up, everybody? Do you know what Twitch.tv is? Yeah. He streams like pretty much live reality TV. That's what we kind of do. That guy in the blue said he was going to follow you. I was like, nice. It's called a grill of marketing. That's cool. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's nice. It's like a turkey cow. It's like a camel cow. It's like a mix between a goat, a camel, and a cow. Look at his face. His face looks like a dog. It does, actually. I did not expect him to look like a dog. Look. He looks like a dog's face. That is a dog. Seven minutes? Oh, damn. Seven minutes? Almost, Chad. Seven minutes. It's been a hell of a course. Harry. Do you want to be in charge of the boat? Yes. It's my boomstick. I'm dead serious. I'm so dead tired, but I wanted to come and help Amaranth with her stream. She obviously needed it. Yeah, it needed it. She even helped me out and invited us out and provided us with shelter. Yeah. So I was like, I need to come help out Amaranth on her hot tub stream. You look so done. Yeah, Chad, I was going to go back to Austin. And I was like, you're going to die. Yeah. So I'm going to stay here one more night. Does this dog look like he skipped you? I always think it does. Yeah, it does. Yeah, in the lips, right? Look at that eyelashes. You got my socks wet, Amaranth. Oh. Hold on to this right now. I command you. Sorry. That's okay. Did you get a jar? No. Well, you can have that one if you change your mind. Wait, really? Yeah. Cutie patooties, scents by Amaranth. Yeah, save that for... What am I going to do with this? You open it first up, will you? So how do you do it? Do you have like a funnel? Because I don't know, if you have a funnel, I'm like... You don't need a funnel. But how do you target it instead of the jar? I mean, do you not know where your butthole is? Yeah, but it's just, you're doing like AOE damage, you need a single target. Oh, did you ever jump off the top? Is this supposed to do that? Our journey to get here today was something of legends. Jacket. Where'd you get that? When did he get that? When'd you get that? Literally 45 minutes ago. Oh, you're even later than Scarf. We picked Svand up as he was running out of men's warehouse on the way here. Austin described me as like Antonio Banderas. Antonio Banderas, his hair was flowing in the wind. He had bags, he was putting on a shoe. The driver we had had to get out and fix his tie. We threw it out, he's under awareness. Okay, he fixed my tie. Okay, we're out at the side of this. Congratulations, Amaranth. We have Energy, OTK, 100 Thieves, and Offline Fuck, Offline Tits, Offline Tits, Offline TV. Rich, my tits, it's OTB. Great job. Obviously, like this is a huge thing for us. We started like what, a year and a half ago and just basically a bunch of losers who thought, hey, maybe we should just like actually do stuff together and put a label on it. That's what we did. So it's kind of cool to see that not only, I guess, not only have things gone incredibly well for everybody here, but just also everybody else who's not on stage right now, like our staff and everybody behind the scenes and people who couldn't make it here, it's been incredible. Thank you, everybody. We're finally playing it now. You got a couple's mask. It's filled with their love. Dude, there it is, dude, all masks. There's one left. One mask remains, Shath. We have to go fight Majora's mask, Skull Kid. Wait, what? Where am I? Let's play Good Guys Against Bad Guys. Yes. Let's play that. Shall we play? Yeah. Wait, now I'm adult link. Majora's mask. This thing is nuts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. If you hold forward V, it shoots. It's incarnation. This 1,000% would have terrified me as a kid. Majora's wrath. It looks like a boss from Silent Hill. Yeah, dude, this is scary. Is that it? Did we do it? It's finally over. Majora's mask has finally ended. It's finally over. We finally saved the planet. It only took 10 years, but we did it. It's finally over. The meme is dead. All right, guys, that is it for the sub-a-thon. It's been a good month, dude. It has been a really, really good month. Man, hey, I'm going to be honest. I'm so happy with how the sub-a-thon went overall. People were incredibly supportive, but not only that, like, the content was really, really good. We did. Dude, we did so many different things, man. Majora's mask did the stream with Kip Boga, Fable 2. That one night with Tim Acke, weekend at Cornwoods. A bunch of IRL stuff that we did. The stuff this weekend with Amaranth. Crazy, dude. It's been a crazy month. It's funny because, like, I feel like we did so much, but at the same time, there's still so many more things on the list that we could do, right? Anyways, guys, thank you so much for the sub-a-thon. Dude, that was a blast, man. That was a lot of fun.