 Hello, and welcome back to Snestrunk plays Chrono Trigger, and you might notice if you watched part 2, I'm in a different spot now, it's because I spared you all the battles and stuff from, you know, it gets a little monotonous after a while, so let's get on with the story here, shall we? Oh wait, that's not where I want to go. This way. Of course I'm back. We're the heroes. It wouldn't be much of a game if we just died there. Okay, Tony Robbins. Yeah, you think? Heal thy. Yes. They just might be our future. Or we don't have any fertile soil and it'll be solved for nothing. Stay healed, thy. Thank you. Oh, the kid doesn't know his dad's, or her dad's dead. That's a problem. Hey, can I just shove you out of the way, please? Thank you. And then everybody gocks at you as you, as you, yep, he's gone, couldn't make it. What's weird is that that dude ends up dead in the freezer. That's where his body is, but it's not, you know, so he kind of snuck past the bit guardian somehow. You could do like a Star Trek, Star Wars, like, kind of thing as to how that was, you know, kind of his story, yeah, blah, blah, blah. You could do like a short story just on that guy, how he was able to do it, and then you got to walk all the way around. Anyway, let's make the most of our time here in 2300 A.D. So we got to go, let's see, should we do the boring old stuff, and fight monsters across this entire way, which are mostly those like tomato mutant things, or should we take this sweet ride here, fight, wait a second, that's not the fight music, is that the man that's always keeping us down, bringing us down, is that the guy I should blame? That's pretty sweet. For the sake of explanation, let's say no, there's only one speed, B for the turbo boost, and he allows me three of them. All right, what do you have to say for yourself? What do you have to say for yourself? Winning doesn't have to Johnny's hair. That dude has hair like the kid from Frickin Stranger Things, what's that dude's name, Steve or something like that? That dude's hair is amazing. Okay, here we go. That's right, we got a racing minigame, and what you could do, the challenging thing is trying to stay in front of him the whole time, and just bounce off him. Actually it's just a matter of timing it correctly so that you use the boost at the right time. I mean it's pointless to use a boost now, because all you're really doing is just bouncing up and down. I gotta love the hellish post-apocalyptic landscape in the background there with the sun peeking through, barely, oh, I waited too long, that was my fault. Hey, you're worthless. Your face is worthless. Give it up, go home. Ah, what losers. Yeah, you can walk your way across, but I don't want to do that. I have to win somehow. Plus it's entertaining to watch someone lose, right? Yeah, you should never drive drunk. This is against my ethos here, against my belief system or whatever. I mean I could use a boost right there, but another tricky part is getting, you know, not making sure you don't run into the guy. I was busy staring at the background, like the little things like that or what really makes this game. I lost again. I mistimed it, this time I was too early. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up. Alright, let's try one more time. Let's watch a guy drink and drive and lose. That's right, drink and drive and lose. If I don't make it across this way, I'm just going to fucking walk across. That's what I should be doing anyway, because, you know, this dude is drunk. Don't drive. Oh, it'd be really cool if they managed to get it. Oh, I guess his hair is kind of moving a bit. But if they could get his hair, like, wavy, like he brags about, or like the other person brags about, I lost again. God. I'm an idiot. I'm not just, I'm just not with it today. Yeah, I am worthless. I suck. I should walk across. I've earned that. Thanks for a staggeringly entertaining LP, I'm sure. I don't even have magic yet, so I can't, I'm not gonna, it's like fighting these guys is going to be somewhat tough. Yeah, whatever. We've got nothing else to do here. Uh-oh, Ulysses dog sees something. Man, earlier today, so, New Mexico's kind of weird. Like I live in Albuquerque, and out here in the, you know, it's in the city. It's kind of suburban-ish, I guess, and, but there's still, why is that mutant way up there? But it's still, there's still people that have like small, really small farms. They grow like crops in like their backyards. They're not gardens, but they have plenty of stuff that they're growing. I don't even know what it is they're growing most of the time. I think it's fruit usually. And then there's, they have livestock. They have sheep, goats, horses. People have cows. And it's, you know, quite literally to, you know, it's not hardcore. These people don't own all this, a ton of land, but it's kind of weird, like in the middle of this like, you know, suburban-ish looking area, you see farm animals every once in a while. And there's one house I walk past with the dogs. I took the dogs by myself today, and one that we walk past that has sheep, two sheep, I think three sheep now, and chickens. And we saw it happen right in front of us. There's a fence, of course, but it happened right in front of us, a coyote came and took a chicken in its mouth, killed it and ran off with it in its mouth. That was the mangiest looking coyote I've ever seen or coyote or whatever the correct pronunciation is, but just grabbed the chicken and ran off. The chicken was freaked out and it was completely silent. It was killed. And of course, my two dogs are just losing their minds. And I think they were losing their minds, not because they saw a coyote, because they wanted some of that chicken. Oh, what am I doing? I think there's treasures and stuff. Yeah, see, it's actually kind of worth going this way because you get, I can't believe I lost three times in a row. That's how out of it I am right now. That's my excuse. All right, let's see how many of these suckers I can get. Remember that time I got stuck on, I got stuck on these guys because I got stuck as stupid as the Reserker. Reserker. All right. God, they only have one hit point, two. You think that would level up, though? That's cool. But yeah, Albuquerque, oh, the race log is what you get out here. So keep track of all your losses. Let's see if I can just skip this one. Oh, you can't. I think that's it, actually. It's just, oh, it's three of them. But yeah, that's one time I got, before we got Ulysses, it was just me and Clyde. I got real freaked out because, yeah, Coyote was right next to us, ran right past us as I was walking. And Clyde's small. He's 35 pounds. He's small enough where he could potentially be seen as an easy target for something like a Coyote. So I was really, really worried, why is Luka way up there? I can't even see her. And who's got the sight scope still? How did that happen? I thought I took that off. Just fix that. So yeah, Coyotes are pretty common to sight around here because people like to keep livestock here. So of course, you know, Coyote, where there's livestock, there's going to be predators because it's easy prey right there. They're all kept in one spot. Yeah, that chicken had no chance. It was on top of its like little coop area and the Coyote just casually went over there and just grabbed it. Anyway, yeah, I'm just still drinking. I switched to a maker's mark tonight. It's not something I usually like to drink because, oh, the log keeper. Okay. Sure. Whatever. I guess I can raise them anytime I want and lose to them anytime I want. That's the risk you run when it's, yeah, here's the factory. You broadcast this shit and record everything. Let's go to the proto dome and see what's going on. Actually, let's get this thing off of Luka because it's really not. Yeah, speed plus one is probably more beneficial at this point, especially since she's quite far the slowest. Anyway, what else is going on? I got those new wireless controllers to go with the SNES classic. I forget what they're called, like 8-bit do or something like that. I got them. I had them pre-ordered when they were announced because those controller cables are pretty dank short. So now we can actually sit all the way back on our couch and play Mario and whatever else. I've been playing Super Mario. It's around Christmas time, so I play Super Mario World around Christmas. That's my thing, kind of my own little dumb tradition. I usually go all the way through it on the day of Christmas, but this year I'm kind of spreading it out because we have the SNES classic. So it's been fun. Those special levels, though, let me tell you, those are freaking hard. They're just as hard now as they were back back then, especially the second one. I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head. I want to say it's like tubular, the one with the balloons where you inflate yourself. Good God, man. Those those levels are legitimately really tough. Such a harsh sound effect there. But yeah, those controllers are pretty nice. There's not too much of a noticeable lag. There is when you play games like Super Ghouls and Ghosts, because you have to be so precise in that game. You have to be really dead on with your jumps and your timing and all that stuff. Hey, it looks like there's a robot up there. Let's see what this is all about. Wow, look at this thing. I just realized I got to think of a name. What is its name in the you could really be a smart ass here and name. Oh, yeah, that's right. He tells you. Yeah, Lucas struggle with technology. Yeah, we need this guy to tear that door open. See, he's useful. Give us some juice. How from where is he dancing? I suppose it is Rick Astley playing. So one of the most amusing things ever was was coming to the realization that this really was based off of. Based off of what the hell is the actual name of the song? Never going to give you up by Rick Astley. If you play him back to back or, you know, layer on top of each other. It's pretty much the same song are six six dash. Why you can be a smart ass and name him that again. Let's give him a better name. I don't know. You go Bobo like Professor Bobo from Mystery Science Theater. Or we can go like I don't know. Go with Hank. I don't know. I don't know any good robot names. Now it's called Hans. It is perfect. Your name is Hans. OK, yeah, I remember my friend naming him Conti. And then it's just sent me that screenshot. Your name is Conti, OK? Would appear soon. Again, Lucas from the year 1000, yet she can fix a robot 1300 years into the future. She's a genius, sure. But that's a bit of a struggle. Power is off. We go to the factory up north. So I guess the next time is in there, which is why we need to go there. I'm going to have I like having Marl because I like her healing spells and Luca. I don't use Luca very much, but I think I'm going to have Luca stay behind. I usually play with Marl. And I guess technically, I mean, Hans is going to eventually get healing spells. He doesn't have them yet, but I don't know. I just like using Marl. Especially once you get I Sword and I Sword 2 and all that sort of stuff, those spells are awesome. Those attacks, rather. Yeah, it's just some vague tinkering and we'll get this stuff underway. Oh, more slash attacks. Yes, we fight acid. Whatever that means. I wonder what else works on those things. Only one tech point. Yeah, we've already learned stuff from. Let's take these mothers out. Anyway, yeah, I've been in Albuquerque for three and a half years now, I think. I got here in 2014. 2014 and I'm... Yeah, it's December of 2017 is when I'm recording this. So yeah, it's about... I got here May 2014, December 2017, three and a half years. We've adopted a dog since I've gotten, another dog since I've gotten here. By the way, to describe the weather here in December, people act like... They're like, oh, it's New Mexico. It's hot all the time. Right now, I think it's probably about 25 degrees. There's no snow. And usually, if it does snow, it melts later in the day. Is there anything over here? I think I can avoid those guys and I'm gonna just go this way and get whatever this is. Ah, got there. An ether, that's it. I gotta do better than that. What about some sweet equipment or something? Nope. Dagnabbit, did they just bring you all the way over to the beginning? Oh no, they... Now you're stuck in the endless loop of battles. But yeah, no, it's... There's plenty of desert here. There's plenty of, you know, it's really dry, obviously. And, but I mean, it gets cold here, especially at night because it's a high desert. It's high elevation. I think where I live, it's like 5,700 feet above sea level. I don't know what that converts to meters, sorry, or kilometers. I know it's more than a mile and it took me like two months to get used to, hey, we're learning stuff. It took me like two months to get used to, for my stomach to get used to living up here is weird. I couldn't really, like my digestion was all weird. And I guess that it's elevation related. So let's do rocket roll. Let's show that off. And does she have any other techs? No? Or improve? There we go, that's pretty strong. Not strong enough, though. And then people, conversely, you know, I'm from Minnesota. People think Minnesota, oh, it's... I remember I've worked in tons of call centers and stuff and, you know, people ask where you are. I'm in Minnesota and they're like, oh, it'll be like the middle of July. And they'll be like, oh, is it snowing there right now? Like in a 100% seriousness. It's like, no, it's not snowing in July. We have summers here, just like every other place. Every other civilized place, I should say. Yeah, it gets to be about, you know, there's always one week in Minnesota where it is absurdly hot. It's like 90 and humid as hell. It's usually like the end of July, beginning of August, where it's just miserable. And in the winter, too, there's always that one week in January or February or whenever that it does not get above zero. That whole, it does not get above freezing, I should say. Or it does not get above freezing. It stays below 32. I guarantee you it's gonna stay below freezing for most of the... Most of the time. All right, let's do another rocket roll. But yeah, no, I mean, they have, there's winters in New Mexico and there's summers in Minnesota, believe it or not. And you know, I've never been much of a, you know, patriotic person, you know, very proud of my country or whatever. But it's, I mean, I am, but it's really cool to, can I get off here? Is there a door here? Is that a door here? It is. Oh, these things. It's really kind of cool to be able to move to a new place 1200 miles away and the people are completely different. The culture is completely different. The food is different. And it's just, yet I'm in the same country. It's like, that's really cool. Like, one of the reasons I wanted to move here is because it is different in so many, so many ways than what I'm used to. So, you know, pretty cool. I think I'm just gonna span these guys with physical attacks. Oh, come on. This is no time to take a nap. I think the straw that broke the camel's back for that led, you know, I don't really have any big grandiose reason for moving from Minnesota to New Mexico. It wasn't any kind of, I guess a little bit of it was like kind of a, kind of like a crisis or whatever because it's like, I don't wanna live the whole, my whole life in one spot. Like, that's not, that doesn't sound very interesting. Like, I wanna learn more about stuff and about places and history and just, you know, all that broadening your horizons type cliched nonsense. You know what, can I get back out here and, oh, shit, don't do that. Can I go get that other treasure? Oh, I already did get it. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Okay. How do I get that one over there? Give me that one. Duh! I gotta fight these things again? No, I don't. Ha, ha! What about that? Okay, I am up here. Oh, this is how I get it. Okay. And I can't go further because I can't, here's more stuff. Take these guys out. No, there was one instance though where it was like, but I think it was the middle of January. I was working a crappy temp job, of course. I'd gotten laid off from my full-time job a few months earlier. And so I didn't really know what to do for work or anything like that. So I just got a temp job and some life insurance company processing crap. So I wanted to see if this will work out or whatever. So it was, see if I can stand it enough. It was right around when I started the channel actually in 2013. And I remember it was really, it was the coldest winter in however many, I think it was the coldest winter since like 1995. So coldest winter and... Almost 20 years. So it was really, really cold. And then I remember going out to lunch or going out to the parking lot to go get lunch and level up, sweet. All right, what do we got? We better have some gear. Will it work? Even though I never... It's not gonna work. I think I need to... All right, yeah. I guess it's not gonna work. I thought it did. Oh, it is working. Sweet, it's weird. And then there's a... Is there a different crane you have to get? Hmm, it puts it on the thing. So now I can get through there. God, can you go any slower? Jesus. Do I have to do it again to get the other one out of the way? Cause that doesn't really help me. Why isn't this working? I'm doing it after the beep, you motherfucker. It's ZB, X, A, B, Y. It worked once already. I think... Isn't there a different... God, I've had too much to drink. Anyway, the thing was that, yes, feel free to leave a comment telling me what I'm doing wrong. I'm gonna have at least 700 people telling me that, so. Sure, whatever, let's heal up, I guess. No, I went out to my car. Oh, come on, not you guys again. I went out to my car and the battery was completely frozen. I would not start. So it's like, yeah, see, this doesn't... Oh, this just lets me go back. Wait, can I go up there? Yeah, my battery was completely frozen and that's when I realized like, you know, people live in other areas. They don't just live here. Like, people don't... Like, this isn't fun to live here anymore. Oh, X, A, B, B. I thought it was X, A, B, Y. I just got lucky that one time. I'm really stupid. All right, now they're making it very difficult to avoid these motherfuckers. It's X, A, I... Listen, if you're shouting at your screen saying X, A, B, B the whole time, like, I can hear you, okay? You won't see it. I'm recording this and it won't post for another several weeks, but I believe me when I say that I can hear you, okay? But don't forget to leave 25 comments about how I'm screwing it up. Don't, you know... That's what's the point of being on the internet and just sitting back and watching some drunk idiot play Chrono Trigger without, you know, telling him he's wrong about stuff. I mean, that's the whole point, isn't it? He's wrong about stuff. I can't have people be wrong on the internet like this. All right, let's, and then it'd be wrong on the internet and then not tell them, like, live in their wrongness. Now I can get that other treasure. I completely screwed that up. It's been a while since I've played this though. It's the last time I played it, I think, was when the DS version came out. I don't wanna fight you guys. So yeah, my battery froze and how do I get down there? Can I loop around? Oh, yeah, I can. That better be a sweet, better be a sweet-ass sword or something. All right, it's not a sword, but it is an upgrade for her. Excellent. Not that she's really gonna be using very many physical attacks. I mean, she is in random battles because I'm gonna be bored and just doing whatever, but, uh, yes, I wanna go this way. Go up through here. Yeah, there we go, there's my sword. Sweet. Bolt sword, so just... What is it, a San Diego Charger? All right, I'm sorry. Los Angeles Chargers. Sword or something. There we go. That's Zabie, I knew that much, but you use that at a different spot. Um, and it's apparently not here. Do I go down the other way? Here, I'm gonna... So yeah, that was, that's my... That was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back, was my battery freezing in a parking lot in January in Minnesota. It was just like, I am done with this. Oh, you gotta be tough, and it's like, oh, there's tough and there's stupid. I think living, you know, surviving all those Minnesota winters, I was 32 when I moved, and it's just like, I don't wanna be one of those people that live in the same city, in the same, you know, area, their whole lives, I'd rather go see something else, be a part of something else. And it's worked out really well so far. So, getting drunk in a whole different state, about that. But yeah, no, like I was saying, it's funny because I've never been like, one of those people that's all like, prideful about, about, you know, my country or whatever. But it's, you can't help, but be like, yeah, you know, this country's pretty effin' cool when it comes to being able to move a gazillion miles away, 1200 miles away, and call a new, you know, have a new place to call home and still be in the same country. It's like, damn, that's actually really cool. So, all right, all that's taken care of. I've got a new bolt sword. Let's go down the other way. Oh, they're fuckers. Bolt Sword just has a San Diego Chargers logo on it. Loses games in the last minute. There's a running gag on a show I watch, the Dan Lebatard show. I'm a big fan of his show because he does not, he's a very smart guy, very well-spoken guy. He's been a writer and a legitimate journalist for many, many years. But he does not, he thinks sports are ridiculously stupid and he thinks it's stupid to take him that seriously. So what he does is he, his whole radio show is just predicated on how silly sports are. So, it's, oh geez, take these guys out. Was I supposed to go here first? Probably, I don't know. Again, many of you screaming at your, can I kill this with that little slash? I can, so. Or is this where you enter the code? I think this is where you enter, that's all that does. Oh, come on. All right, fine, not gonna bother with the slash. I think I can kill these things with one hit, this bastard, and keep right on rolling. God damn it, stop getting in my way. Really, Alkaline's gonna do 16 damage? Man, I need some better armor. But yeah, Dan Lebotard's show, I'm a big fan. Because it's funny, sports are silly, they shouldn't be taken that seriously. They're meant to be silly. And one of the running gags that show came up with was Phil Rivers, who's the quarterback of the Chargers. And it seems, and he's always stuck, he's a great quarterback, he should be in the Hall of Fame one day. He's got the numbers. I know he hasn't, well, he's only been to one AFC championship, I think, but the dude's got the numbers and he's been stuck with some bad teams in the prime of his career. And yes, I know he had Antonio Gates and Laudanian Tomlinson. But having said that, he was stuck with fucking Marty Schottenheimer as his head coach. And who is just the, anybody that ends up with Schottenheimer as their head coach? My heart goes out to you. Gotta be rough. But he is always stuck, like, in the worst situations for his team. It's like, okay, the Chargers, Rivers has had an amazing game, he's got like three touchdowns, 300 yards. And then it's like, oh, but his team is down four points with a minute 50 to go, no timeouts, and they gotta go the length of the field to win. And it's every week it happens, it's crazy. How, oh God, oh, there we go, that'll work. Five of these things, but yeah, I could ramble all day about sports. I'm a Vikings fan, unfortunately. The Minnesota Vikings American football team for all you, or not Americans out there that are watching this. Nobody chooses to be a Vikings fan, that's all I'll say about that. Nobody picks, you are born a Vikings fan. There aren't people out there that are like, like if you got somebody from, I don't know, England or Australia or Norway or whatever in, you wanted to teach them about football, about American football, tight and vest. I think Krona should get that because he's getting the most, taking the most damage. I remember for a long time when I first played this, I never saw this hatch here, and it took me forever to find out where to go, and I had to look in the guide and be like, where the hell do you go? Nice, let me give that to Luca. Oh, she's not even, I guess, oh, that's weird. But yeah, here's what it's like, what? Here's what it's like to be a Vikings fan though. You, isn't it working? There we go. I'm sure I'm missing a whole bunch of stuff. And people are yelling at me like, wait, you forgot this stuff, but you know what, I got all my equipment upgrades and not all of them, I'm sure there's a few I'm missing. That's nice. This is a cool bit of heroism by our new character here to show that kind of stuff he's made of. Go now, hurry, get to the trap, go now. Whoa, yeah, ha. All right, now this one you can go up, down, or, oh, too late, can't do that anymore. Yeah, whatever, I don't care. I wonder what stuff I missed out on, probably not too much stuff. Yep, elevator shut off, so we gotta go this way. Uh-oh, this is gonna be a really tough battle. This is actually kind of heartbreaking. Oh, he bows to that on his room. Oh, pardon, if I got punched in the face. The first thing I would say is not pardon. Yeah, this is kind of heartbreaking. All intruders must be eliminated. That was my purpose. You must be destroyed. Aw, hey, come on, leave him alone. He gets thrown back every time. And then they do their little, their badass pose. Hey, let me in there, kick some ass. Are you done yet, Jesus? That's enough. I like this part here. We're just gonna take you and we're gonna put you over here for now. Like, okay, I guess he's like on a shelf up there or something, or, oh, what's going on there? Wow, angry Marl face. Look at that cocky boxes of bolts. Great stuff. Okay, so, yeah, see, here is where you really want, where you really want a Luca. In fact, I kind of regret not taking a Luca. I don't really have any kind of heck I can use with Marl other than healing, but she's the one I use as my primary healer in this game. All right, I already took one of them. Anyway, yeah, no, what I was saying about the Vikings is that, all right, three down, three to go, why aren't they attacking? I'm not paying attention. The Vikings are a team where I have a much easier time naming the three, like, not three, more like the seven or eight worst losses in franchise history. Then I can rattle those off off the top of my head in like two seconds, like, okay, obviously the worst is 1998 because they were rewriting the record book. They had the league's most exciting rookie. Why am I just sitting here with her? I should really heal him first. They had Randy Moss, the league's most exciting rookie since Lawrence Taylor or Eric Dickerson or Dan Marino or whatever, but wow, this is pretty bad. Oh, I might not make it. Nope, she's not gonna make it. And then they end up losing, they don't even make the Super Bowl, they end up losing. Yep, she's dead. Let's revive her, because the whole reason I brought her with is to get her the experience points. And no, and they end up losing to the Atlanta Falcons and the NFC Championship came in excruciating fashion. Yeah, 480 experience, let's get those levels up, let's get those tech points. I don't think there were even any tech points in that battle, but they trashed them. Take them down off the shelf up there. Oh, this is really cool too, or they drag them across the tundra. But we got the power on, even though it kind of made everything go haywire. Gee, are they gonna make them, put them back together and make them work again? Yeah, I'm gonna go have a drink, go play some poker, do robot stuff, you know. But yeah, anyway, Vikings, like 2009 against the Saints, there's 2000, 41 donut against the Giants. There's just one after another in 1988 against the Redskins. That was the worst loss of my childhood as a little kid. Hey, Hans is gonna come with us. I don't know why I named them Hans. I don't know what I was thinking. Dear butts, yep, make sure to do the pose. Oh, what's going on here? But when it comes to wins, like the best wins in Vikings history, I'm like, Thanksgiving against Dallas in 1998. Like I have a hard time coming up, but the losses, there have been plenty of those. Hey, what's with this guy? This was so cool. I remember coming across this for the first time as a kid. I loved this. I love the look of the end of time. I love the sparse music. I love the lamppost and like, it's pretty bleak here, but don't worry. Oh geez, don't make me make that decision already. Sorry, Robo. So yeah, now things really get opened up because now we've unlocked a series of gates. It's locked shut. We can't do that yet. Like, hey, hey, that is Lavos, of course. Nothing down here yet. That becomes important later. HP MP restored. So I think I'm gonna wrap this up here for now. I don't have my timer, so I'm assuming this is a long time. So I'm just gonna call this part three. So thanks for watching and have a good rest of your day. Cheers.