 Alright Eggheads, this is Agent Theron Sherman. If you're viewing this briefing, that means you're being assigned to SCP-5812. Anomaly class? Safe. Special Containment Procedures. SCP-5812 instances are fully contained within the Glasgow Necropolis in the United Kingdom. Four wide area Scranton Reality anchors are to be placed around the perimeter of the necropolis in order to ensure the instances remain within. Description. SCP-5812 is the group designation for a series of spectral anomalies confined to the Glasgow Necropolis. Each SCP-5812 instance is visually humanoid, albeit non-corporeal, and is present for approximately 280 days before it disappears. Addendum. Investigation into the cause of SCP-5812 appearances. We got a table here listing hypothesized cause and correlation coefficient. For those of you who flunked that class, a value of one implies that the two events are positively correlated, meaning one increases, the other increases. A value of negative one implies that the events are negatively correlated, meaning one increases, the other goes down. And a value of zero implies no correlation. Activity of reality altering entities within Glasgow. Zero. Variation and Akiva radiation levels within Glasgow. Point zero four. Variation and Akiva radiation levels in the necropolis. One. Deaths in Glasgow. Negative point zero zero one. Deaths in Scotland. Zero. Deaths in the Glasgow Royal Infirmary, the hospital located directly adjacent to the necropolis and hereby known as GRI. Negative point zero two. Admissions to the GRI. Negative point four. Scheduled appointments at the GRI. Negative point zero one. Emergency surgeries at the GRI. Negative point two. Birds in the GOI. Negative one. The exact cause of the correlation between birds in the Glasgow Royal Infirmary and the de-manifestation of SCP-5812 instances is currently being researched. Update. After multiple pregnancies in the local area lasted for over 400 days without parturition occurring, the use of SRAs to contain SCP-5812 was indefinitely suspended by the Order of the Ethics Committee. The special containment procedures are to be revised within three days. Alright, that's all the intel we've got. Good luck and dismissed.