 Hey YouTube, Shaber1000 here. Hello. And? Monkey. Monkey. What are you doing? I don't know what I'm doing. What is that? I don't know. It's a meal. Yeah, what kind of meal? A meal that you want me to eat. What is it, hun? I don't know what you call them. An M-R-E. An M-R-E. A meal ready to eat. It's an M-R-E. You've never had one before, huh? No. Okay, well, let's open this up and see what you got here. What kind is it? What flavor? I don't know. It's number three. Okay, honey. This is menu number three. Yeah, what's it say right below? Beef ravioli. Okay, well, open it up. How many years is there? Hun, relax. It's not moving. You've never had an M-R-E. No. You're about to try your first M-R-E, huh? I'm not. I'm not from here. Okay, let's see what you got there. Oh, bubble gum. You got gum. What else? Coffee? Is that supposed to be tobacco sauce? Not tobacco sauce. Tabasco. You got coffee. Gum. What's that? Matches. Matches. All right. All kinds of little goodie bags there. What's that? Crackers? Vegetable crackers. Vegetable crackers? This is a bag. This is a bag. Hot beverage bag. Yeah. Here's a spoon. What's that? Cheese spread with jalapenos. Oh, what's his name at last night? I don't know. No, his was bacon one. Yeah. Okay, so this goes on these crackers. And what is this? That's what you cook food in. Okay. And this is beverage-based powdered lemon lime type 2. It's a drink. Okay. It's a lemon drink. And this is brownie with chocolate chips. Oh, you like that? Yeah, we'll forget everything else now. And that's what? Military rashes are good performance meals. Okay. I don't know what this is. It's tight. Eat all the food in the range. Eat some of each component to get a balance of nutrition. They ain't focusing. No. They're good. Oh, this is the beef ravioli with meat sauce. Okay. And what's that? And this is mixed fruit. Mixed fruit. Did you see on the back of that? Huh? Did you see on the back of that? Look. It's a bus car. Yeah. That's pretty cool, huh? So why did they do that? What's in it? Fruit. Okay. All right. Why did they do a postcard like that? I don't know. I'm not in the service. I mean, either. I don't know. You have to open it. But anyway, first, what do you want to start with? I don't know. You gotta tell me. Okay. Well, first, we better start heating that up, right? Yeah. Okay. You know how to do this? Nope. Have no fun. I'll tell you right here. Deep water. Operating instructions. See? The homeless bag. All right. Then you read it. You read it. Yeah. While holding MRE pouch and heater above lines on bag, pour water into bag until it reaches a level between lines. Slide heater and MRE to bottom of bag and fold top of bag to side opposite heater. Okay. So open this up. All right. Tear here to remove MRE. Okay. Tear here to use bag. All right. So you get tear this. Right here? Okay. This one's stupid. Not focusing. Not focusing. So this is the heater. Yeah. You gotta leave that in there. Okay. Cool. Okay. So now, while holding MRE pouch and heater, pour water into bag until it reaches a level between lines. So it's got to go between them two lines right there. See? Right here? Mm-hmm. So you gotta put water in. Yeah. All right. Let's get a bottle of water. Okay. I got a bottle up there. All right. So I take it. You put that inside there with it? With the heater? What it says? Oh, you just leave it in the pouch. Yeah. Put the pouch in there. Yeah. That's what you do. And then you're gonna put the water in there. Yeah. And then it's gonna warm the pouch up and then you open it up and eat it. Well, then you fold this closed and put it back in the box so it cooks. So this is cool. Some water. Here's some water. You gotta put it straight up. Yeah. And you only put in between these two lines? In between those two lines. All right. Stuff assembly into carton with top of bag folded over top of MRE and heater underneath. With heater underneath MRE, hold carton level until heater feels warm or until one minute elapsed. See? This is what we got to do. We got it. See this right here? Yeah. That's how we got to do it. It's gotta go in between these two lines. Yes. Okay. So. You ready? Well, you do that. Make sure you don't overfill it. All right. What's it gonna do? Just don't overfill it. Whoa. Funny? Okay, now. Not funny. This has got to go in there. So, huh. Okay, okay. Hold that over. We gotta get that in here. Okay, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Get it in there. Okay. How long do you leave it there? Now, you guys set it. We'll set it like this. Okay. Just like that. Now, what are you going to try? Come on. We're seven minutes into this thing. Well, don't you want to do... What? I don't know. What? Let's do the beverage. You want to do the beverage first? Yeah. Beverage-based powder, lemon-like. So, what do you do for it? Directions. Add half a canteen cup, 12 ounces of water, to contents and stir. Allow water just chemically purified to stand 30 minutes before adding to beverage powder. What? Okay. So, this is add half a canteen cup, 12 ounces of water, to contents and stir. Allow water just chemically purified to stand... Oh, what we didn't do. We got regular water. So, open this up. And then you just pour water in there? Pour water in there and you mix it up. All right. Is that the right way? Let's not get warm. No. Let's just pour some water in there and stir it up. Put some water in there. Stir it up with your spoon. Use any of your spoon. You got to put more than that in there. You got to put more than that in there. There you go. Is that good? You got to stir it up with the end of your spoon there. End of it. It's okay. You want a cup? No. How are you going to set that down? I'll drink it. Let me give you a cup. I guess they have cups. Yeah, a canteen cup. Dump it in there. All of it. Yeah, maybe now I can put more water in there. Here, dump some more in here. It smells good. Honey, you got to get the rest of that. It smells pretty. Okay. I'm going to make sure you get that stuff out of there or you're going to taste it right. Get it all? We'll let that dissolve for a minute and try something else. This thing ain't getting warm. No. No. Do you have to push the thing on the heater? You know how sometimes you have to squeeze them? Don't know what you got there. Talk to him for me. He's fixing it. I did it wrong. I got crackers. We're going to eat the crackers and cheese and stuff like that. I'm going to eat those to check out the brownie. Brownie and chocolate chip. That sounds good. That's what we got in here. That is napkins. Coffee. Spacey stuff. Just figuring it out. Do you feel it warmer? Huh? Do you feel it warm? Let it go. Yes. All right, well, let's go and let me try this. What happened? We reached our maximum recording time. That's weird because I recorded how long the other day. I don't know, a long time. Because it took a ride on the tractor. Recorded all that. Okay, so what do you got there? Looks like you took a bite out already. Yes. All right, well, what's it taste like? It's cheese. Is it good? Yeah, not bad. Not bad. A little stale. Well, good old biscuits. Basically. All right. So yeah, I got to edit this damn video. And your food, your heater's not getting warm, is it? No. That might be, I don't know, we may have to just eat some water and put it in there and let you try it. All right, try something else. Try your drink. Did it dissolve? Yeah. It took a while though. That's your lemon drink. Well, it didn't quite dissolve. Just on the spoon. Oh, that ain't bad. Yeah? Yeah. Is it lovely? Yeah, lovely. All right. What else you got? This is the fruit. Okay. Open up your fruit. You should tear it from here. Well, there should be, I thought I seen a slice. Right here. That's it. You must tear it from here. Yep. That's your fruit. My fruit. Ooh. Lemon stuff off of here for you. Hmm. Oops, sorry. All right, this is mixed fruit. It's peaches, pears, grapes, corn syrup, pineapple. Are you supposed to eat cherries in this? I don't know. Let's see. What's it look like? Look, angle? Yuck. Try it. You want to try it, babe? Try it. This is you. I've ate these before. You. You're gonna know. What? No. No. It doesn't even smell good. Ooh, nasty. All right, what? I'm starved. What else you got? All right. That ain't happening. You're out in the trench. You would eat it. What else you got? Here, you try it. What else you got? What's the other thing there? My brownie. All right. What you got to do with it? Eat it? No, I mean. No, you don't do anything. You cook it? No, I don't think so. It's just a brownie cookie or something. What's it say? Brownie with chocolate chips. That's awesome. Okay. Let's get it open. Some of these have notches and some don't. Well, there's notches that are across here. Rip that open. Where? Right there. Like that? Yeah. Oh, look at your brownie. Show the camera. Pretty brownie. All right. All right, try it. It smells like a brownie. Pretty brownie. You like it? Better than that fruit. You don't like the fruit? Nope. So, so far, you like your brownie and your juice. Yep. And your cracker. Cracker. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah, I just tried to bite it. It's not too bad. Yeah. The brownie's not bad. You don't put enough cheese on it. All right. Well, let me see. Let's get warm. Not really. I may have to eat some water up and put in there. So I got to edit this anyway. So we'll be right back with you, won't we? Yeah. I'm going to eat this cracker in the brownie bit. Tell him you'll be right back. Be right back. And try the ravioli, huh? And try the ravioli. Right. Maybe. You will. Okay. We're back. What you got there? Yeah. We had, we had to use, we had to put hot water in one thing again. I don't know why it's doing that. Anyway, we had to put hot water in there because your heater wasn't working, huh? No, it didn't want to work. So you would have been, you would have been without coffee too. Well, you got the other one for hot coffee. How are you going to heat it? Yeah. You got to use that same heater. Oh. For your coffee. Oh. Yeah. So you'd have been screwed. All right. Come on, baby. I guess we would have been. Get her opened up there. See what you got. I would not make it. Nope. No. I know it's not super hot, but. No. Oh, a little tiny ravioli. Yeah. All right. I like raviolis. Yeah. I like raviolis. Yeah. Well, let's see if it tastes like raviolis. Yeah. Yeah. So you liked everything except your fruit, huh? Well, because you don't like cherries and there's cherries in it. I tasted it. It didn't taste bad to me, but probably like you said, it has cherries and you don't like cherries. That's probably why you didn't like the flavor. So you liked everything except for the fruit, huh? Yeah. This is good. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good, huh? Yeah. Okay. Well, there's one little video for you. Monkey trying MRE, huh? That's got meatballs in it. Does it? Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. All right. Thank you for your entertainment. You're welcome. Oh, you're welcome. What the hell? You're like a little kid. Good Lord. It's been a long week. All right. I'm just glad it's Saturday. All right. Tell them bye-bye. Bye. Monkey out. Monkey out. Shaper. I'm going. Thanks, guys. Hope you enjoyed. Chat at you later. Bye-bye.